Being sick is the pits. I should know. [Captions by CN_Glitches] Because I’m sick right now. You can probably hear it in my disgusting, nasally voice, and I probably shouldn’t be recording a YouTube video right now, but you know what? Life stops for no one and I’m not gonna get left behin- *coughing* But for real. I was like I need to get started on the next video, but my voice sounds like I drowned in cheese graters. Whatever, let’s talk about being sick. It’s relevant enough. I’m fortunate to have a really good immune system, I never get sick. *coughs* Believe it or not. From elementary school through high school, guess how many days I’ve missed from being sick. Don’t guess. I’m gonna tell you anyway. It’s two. And they were back-to-back, so I was just really dying that one time. I mean sure, I’ve gotten sick here and there and my mum was just like: “Oh, you’re fine. Pack your bag, you’re going to school.” Missing arm? pffftt. If the lizards can regrow their limbs, so can you.” So that number doesn’t tell everything. But I think two is a pretty good score to have over 12 years. I’m not like a crazy germaphobe thought. I don’t go out of my way to avoid being exposed to sickness or actively try to kill and bacteria that may give me some sniffles. Sometimes, I forget to wash my hands. I heard that kids who are more exposed to germs and stuff when they were young were able to more efficiently build immunities to them. So maybe as a kid, I just ate a lot of dirt. But even though being sick makes you want to just give up on everything because your eyes are red and your head hurts and you’re tired all the time. But can’t sleep, because you’re nose is plugged and you can’t breathe and everything is agony and life is pain. And nothing is worth it in the end, there’s some pros that can come from it. …Like you don’t have to share anything. Because on one wants to share anything with your disgusting diseased self. “Do you have a pencil I can borrow?” “I’ve got a cold.” “Never mind.” “Can I have some of your food?” “I have the flu.” “Keep it.” “Do you want to hang out?” “I’m sick.” “Oh, no, it’s okay!” We can just-” “Sick of your bullcrap!” OOOOOOOOHHH Being sick is the best excuse to be a bad member of society and get sympathy for it. Any other time if you were to sleep in till 12 and then stay in bed all day on the computer, people would just think you’re really lazy and have no motivation but if you just say: “Oh, I was sick.” All of a sudden; “Oh you poor thing, get better soon! Can I get you anything? Oh you’re such a trooper!” It’s great. Also, you have the power to claim anything you touch. *Cough and sneeze* To each their own. But I also use being sick as an excuse to not talk to anyone because I’m a pathetic shy blob. Good job immune system. You have failed me. Once as a kid, my brother got pinkeye and my family pretty much barricaded him in his room and didn’t let him touch anything. It’s funny how as soon as someone gets sick, everyone is empathetic towards them… but also kinda treats them like an unpredictable rabid animal. “Alright. You just stay right there. Don’t go anywhere. I got you some soup- AH stay over there! I’ll push the bowl to you with this stick! Feel better soon.” I think the worst thing I had growing up was a few migraines here and there. The first time I had migraine was in 6th grade. I was sitting in class and all of a sudden, my eyes started not working. Like I would look in one direction and I couldn’t see anything in my peripheral vision. It was all gray and foggy, and at first, I was like “Whoa this is weird, so this is what blind people see!” and I was kind of fascinated by it. Then all of a sudden, it felt like my brain exploded. I got to go home early. But I don’t count that as a sick day because I was at school for the majority of it. If you’ve never had a migraine, take a moment to just appreciate that. Because they’re one of the worst things ever. I mean there’s worse. But they’re up there. I haven’t even had any really bad injuries either. The only serious injury I’ve had was when I was 9. I’m saying serious because I had to go to the ER. But it’s really not that bad. For my birthday one year, my parents got me Heelys. Do you remember those? The shoes with the wheel in them? I didn’t specifically ask for them, but after a few months, I decided to start trying them out. I’d roll around in the house up and down the halls and it was pretty fun. Then one time, I decided to take them out on the streets. Our neighborhood was on a slant, so there was a bit of a steep angle to the cul-de-sac and I was like: “This is a good idea!” Foreshadowing, it very wasn’t. I started going down the road and picking up speed and like two-thirds of the way, down the tiniest little pebble was like: “Hey there friend!” And clogged the wheel and threw me forward. I hit my head on the road And opened a huge gash in my chin. My mum was outside talking to our neighbor so she saw the whole thing and was like “Okay, well I’ll talk to you later Wendy, we’re gonna waltz on over to the hospital now.” My adrenaline was still pumping super hard. So I didn’t feel a thing and I was like: “No mum I’m fine. It’s not that bad! I’m okay.” But she was like: “No, we’re going to the hospital. I had to hold the towel over my chin to keep from bleeding all over the car. She didn’t let me see the damage at the time, but I asked her about it a bit ago, and she said she didn’t want me to see the cut because even she was freaked out about it. This description isn’t for the squeamish, *skip to 5:00, there won’t be much missed* but she described it as like another mouth I gashed out of my head. Jaiden’s ‘Second Mouth’: “Hey FRIENDS sorry about all this.” Okay, yeah, that’s probably for the best. You didn’t let me see that. So I went to hospital and ended up getting three stitches in my chin. When I was waiting for the doctor, and doctor from another room walked in, to get some water and was like: “What are you in for?” “She hit her chin on the road.” “Oh. *chuckle* Yeah, I’ve been there before!” And he showed us a scar on his chin and then another doctor overheard from the other room and was like “Yep, same story!” and he had a scar on his chin. So that was a nice human bonding experience. I didn’t know so many doctors had Heelys! When I went to school the next day, I had a bandage on my stitches and all of my two friends were like “Whoa, what happened?!?” *sigh* I hit my chin on the road. “Whoa!” And I felt really cool, and it made me want to like break my arm or something to be even cooler. *don’t do that please* So this video took a lot longer to get done because I’ve bee super busy and time is flying by and now it’s pretty much Christmas. I’m not sick anymore, but I am whispering because it’s 5:45am and I don’t want to wake up anyone else in the house. It’s weird how it takes being sick to forget how nice it feels to just be. …normal. Take a big breath through your nose right now. *long inhale* Doesn’t that feel nice? Unless you’re sick right now. Then do it later. When you’re not all gross. But if you can breathe, then enjoy it right now because one day you’ll get sick again, and wish you could be that. So it’s been a while… The Sceptile Doll got the contest winner all safe and sound. You can see who won on my Twitter. Um, there’s probably something else I need to quickly say, but I can’t think of anything right now. Why does time go by so quickly? I feel like not a lot of people stay for these end cards so I’m just gonna start rambling. Back when I was in school, it felt like every week dragged along and now it feels like I have no time to do anything probably because school is boring and making YouTube videos isn’t. And I’ve got so much to do all the time well either way. I hope you have a Merry Christmas or Happy Hanukkah! Or whichever holiday you celebrate. Ari says Hi. Also one of my friends showed me this cool thing he found on Reddit about how to unclog your nose when you’re sick and congested. I’ll put a link in the description if you’re interested I tried it when I was sick, and it actually worked for a bit! Pretty cool stuff. Anyway. Talk to you in 2018. You’re never gonna hear from 2017 Jaiden ever again, bye. Cya.

Injuries & Being Sick

100 thoughts on “Injuries & Being Sick

  • August 13, 2019 at 7:36 pm
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    One day a year 😀

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  • August 13, 2019 at 7:36 pm
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    THATS WHY I lv dirt and bugs and wild animals

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  • August 13, 2019 at 7:39 pm
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    I remember I played in mud a lot… like the mud would be all over my body (except my face)

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  • August 13, 2019 at 7:40 pm
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    My sister has heelies and I got stitches in my thumb not that deep but that the worst I got

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  • August 13, 2019 at 7:58 pm
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    someting like tat happened to my sister once.

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  • August 13, 2019 at 9:00 pm
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    I have been BEGGING for heelies for YEARS literally

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  • August 13, 2019 at 9:23 pm
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    I sick BUT meh Madre let meh use mehh cumputer :3

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  • August 13, 2019 at 11:39 pm
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    So I rewatched this video because I just got stitches for the first time and the story was almost exactly like what happened to me

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  • August 14, 2019 at 12:09 am
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    My immune system is good I've missed 2 days

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  • August 14, 2019 at 12:10 am
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    Lol this was uploaded the day I was sick

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  • August 14, 2019 at 12:31 am
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    Me while I'm sick: breathes
    Family: STAY BACK!

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  • August 14, 2019 at 12:57 am
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    When this came out I had a bad stomach vomit monster so ya

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  • August 14, 2019 at 1:47 am
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    I don’t hear the sickness in Jaidens voice anyone else?

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  • August 14, 2019 at 3:12 am
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    I have migraine owo

    And they hurt QwQ

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  • August 14, 2019 at 3:28 am
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    yup you are saying the truth about me xD lel

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  • August 14, 2019 at 4:53 am
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    I'm sick rn, so i came to watch this video (as i always do) and it cheers me up every time 🙂

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  • August 14, 2019 at 5:52 am
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    Person: wanna hangout
    Jaiden:no i sick
    Person:no thats ok no wo-
    Jaiden: SICK OF UR BULLCRAP OHHHHHHHHH

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  • August 14, 2019 at 5:56 am
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    I had to be homeschooled for about 2 years in high school back in the day. My immune system sucked! (Still does). But I loved that I didn't have to deal with the other classmates then because I'm an antisocial, shy blob just like Jaiden. So yeah. I have a love hate relationship with my immune system too. xD

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  • August 14, 2019 at 7:26 am
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    I went to the hospital yesterday

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  • August 14, 2019 at 7:35 am
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    your voice sounds the same

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  • August 14, 2019 at 10:37 am
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    I’m watching this with a blocked nose

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  • August 14, 2019 at 11:15 am
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    Tiny pebble: I’m about to ruin this girls whole career>:)

    Jaiden: OWW! meh chin!

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  • August 14, 2019 at 11:29 am
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    Don't cough on the cookies Jaiden!

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  • August 14, 2019 at 12:00 pm
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    I have a scar on my chin

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  • August 14, 2019 at 1:04 pm
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    Ha 2 days i miss half of the school year because its too easy. Perks of being in high school.

    For credibility sake I am a senior.

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  • August 14, 2019 at 1:22 pm
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    Jaiden wears heelys

    Tiny Pebble: I’m about to end this mans whole career

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  • August 14, 2019 at 3:13 pm
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    Puffedic I've been sike for 5 years

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  • August 14, 2019 at 4:29 pm
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    Yay

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  • August 14, 2019 at 5:04 pm
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    OMGGGGGGG that happens to me

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  • August 14, 2019 at 5:14 pm
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    I can honestly relate to this whole video MIGRAINES AND All

    I can't even stress it enough it's scary

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  • August 14, 2019 at 5:32 pm
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    I once was life flighted because I had a 5 hour long of a grand mal seizure 🏥🚁🏨

    I dont know I'm how still alive 🤣

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  • August 14, 2019 at 6:38 pm
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    Hey I've had more migraines than chu ;-;

    I've had 47 migraines

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  • August 14, 2019 at 7:01 pm
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    One Time I only got sick for one day

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  • August 14, 2019 at 7:09 pm
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    I have a scar on the bottom of my chin to

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  • August 14, 2019 at 7:30 pm
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    I’m watching this as I’m sick, so that’s…. “fun”.

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  • August 14, 2019 at 8:12 pm
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    IM SICK! 🤢🤢🤢

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  • August 14, 2019 at 8:22 pm
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    Mom: are you sick?
    Me: I'm not- trows up

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  • August 14, 2019 at 8:22 pm
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    Mom: oh…

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  • August 14, 2019 at 8:23 pm
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    Throws up!

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  • August 14, 2019 at 10:44 pm
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    this is your iq
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  • August 14, 2019 at 11:26 pm
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    I had mind brain…I fell sleep all the time

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  • August 14, 2019 at 11:34 pm
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    Can anyone actually tell the difference in her voice because I can’t

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  • August 15, 2019 at 12:20 am
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    I’m sick 😔😥

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  • August 15, 2019 at 12:41 am
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    Jaiden: *starts rolling down*
    Microscopic Pebble: I'm about to end this woman's whole career

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  • August 15, 2019 at 12:42 am
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    I can’t do anything about my migranes …because I can’t use pills and they don’t work

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  • August 15, 2019 at 2:15 am
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    I didn’t know so many doctors had heelys 😂

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  • August 15, 2019 at 2:26 am
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    me: I hade a migraine AND I WANTED TO DIEEEEEEEEE

    Jaiden: oh

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  • August 15, 2019 at 2:46 am
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    haha My family has stitches in their chin too :D… Except for me…

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  • August 15, 2019 at 4:41 am
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    I had a migrane in 5th grade cause i had a huge argument with my friends and after that was gym class so… It was fun. I didnt tell anyone though cause im a proud egotistical bean.

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  • August 15, 2019 at 6:22 am
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    I have a scar on my chin too!

    Story:
    So my mom took me to the library when I was a baby, and my dumb mind was like Hey! Why don’t you climb up that bookshelf? So I did and I fell off and got three stitches on my chin

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  • August 15, 2019 at 11:10 am
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    That happened to me too

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  • August 15, 2019 at 11:10 am
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    I scaree my chin

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  • August 15, 2019 at 11:10 am
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    I have a scar in ny chin too

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  • August 15, 2019 at 11:50 am
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    I started getting migraines from third grade. Sometimes I just wanted to die and end my misery. SO BE THANKFUL YOU DONT GET THEM

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  • August 15, 2019 at 11:55 am
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    Last year I was always sick from September to December. I was mostly in home, my throat felt like I was stabbed from the insides, I wasted a ton of paper and couldn't sleep because of my nose…

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  • August 15, 2019 at 12:33 pm
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    CREEPER

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  • August 15, 2019 at 2:09 pm
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    Same story happpend to me! i was playing hockey and there was a big pile up in front of the net I was in the middle of it and the bottom of mi chin was slit by someones skate!

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  • August 15, 2019 at 2:16 pm
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    I have heelyes
    Like if you do

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  • August 15, 2019 at 2:29 pm
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    .

    YOU DID YANDERE SIM FOR NURSE
    Bw you did the same a got on a swing 😭 i was 6 5 idk but i still have scar lol

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  • August 15, 2019 at 3:14 pm
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    I’m sick and I felt like I was going to die and been sad all day but I saw this and it made me happy.

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  • August 15, 2019 at 4:21 pm
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    Huh… Some guys have all the luck, I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break legs and every evening I break my arms. My jaw and teeth get shattered every time i have dinner. My spine is fractured every night in my sleep.

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  • August 15, 2019 at 4:26 pm
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    Thanks to sickness we miss school but only for a little bit.

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  • August 15, 2019 at 8:06 pm
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    I'm homeschooled. And I had a blood transfusion when I was 11. Oofie

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  • August 15, 2019 at 8:26 pm
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    You don’t sound sick

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  • August 15, 2019 at 9:10 pm
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    1:58 but I do that anyway…

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  • August 15, 2019 at 9:17 pm
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    Can confirm. Stomach flu sucks

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  • August 15, 2019 at 10:34 pm
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    You think your cool well I broke my left leg in 2nd grade I was 8 in 4th grade I was 10 I broke my right leg cooler then you.

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  • August 15, 2019 at 10:42 pm
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    And all of my,

    2 f r i e n d s

    Mood

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  • August 15, 2019 at 10:54 pm
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    I have heelees

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  • August 15, 2019 at 11:04 pm
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    Same thing! Broken computer chair knob so deep it didnt bleed qwq

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  • August 15, 2019 at 11:48 pm
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    I had a mouth on my chin too

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  • August 16, 2019 at 12:55 am
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    I'm sick too

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  • August 16, 2019 at 2:36 am
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    Choose
    1:Being sick for the rest of your entire life
    2:Go to school for the rest of your entire life

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  • August 16, 2019 at 5:32 am
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    I’m sick at this very moment that I’m writing this, and wasn’t that the school from fairly odd parents? I mean, I think the tree is in the same spot. I might be wrong about the tree but I definitely feel right about the school. If you’re confused of when, it was immediately after Jaiden commented about a lot of doctors having heelies… side note, my friend got heelies off of the internet about a month ago, he wears them everywhere

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  • August 16, 2019 at 5:56 am
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    I don't get that kind of attention from being sick

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  • August 16, 2019 at 7:47 am
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    I punctured my septum and now can't smell certain things like stinkbugs

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  • August 16, 2019 at 8:27 am
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    Okay MY STORY ABOUT when I broke half my tooth off alrighty I decided “ okay I’m gonna ride my scooter” then I rode my scooter for a while then i was going really fast and boom! Alright so there is a uhh idk what to call it so ima say divider so there was a divider between where my part of the side walk was higher than my neighbor’s side walk and I rode off that part and plop I had fallen down on the ground and broke half of my tooth off

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  • August 16, 2019 at 9:05 am
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    sigh ikr…

    just look at me
    i broke my arm
    this year ;-;
    i mean like 2019
    ;-;

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  • August 16, 2019 at 10:25 am
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    1:46

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  • August 16, 2019 at 11:29 am
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    I got a piece of glass right in my skull

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  • August 16, 2019 at 1:00 pm
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    I once got a migraine during the last period of school in the 7th grade. I thought I could make it through the end of the day. I was in band class. I sat next to the drums.

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  • August 16, 2019 at 1:02 pm
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    Jaiden life stop for people who is dead

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  • August 16, 2019 at 1:46 pm
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  • August 16, 2019 at 1:46 pm
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  • August 16, 2019 at 1:47 pm
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    ᑌᕓᑌᕄᕞᔦᓀᑌᖧᑌᓀᑕᐐᐘᐐᐊᖨᐕᐃᐊᖊᖊᖧᓓᒦᒣᓲᐔᓢᐎᒦᖧᓤᔦᖊᒥᐔᖍᐯᕄᔦᖊᖊᣈᖧᖊᖊᓀᕞᐯᓀᖊᖧᖊᓀᐹᐎᐗᐯᓀᖩᕃᔡᐯᣐᐊᖊᓭᣐᐊᐯᕄᕄᖊᖍᖊ

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  • August 16, 2019 at 2:03 pm
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    I have gotten 3 injuries 2 at the same place. When i was 4-5 me and my neighbour/Bff and her sis were on bicycles but since i didn't know how to ride one i had to sit with the big sis. Couple minutes later My BFF thought that taking my slippers off was a good idea so i did…couple of seconds later you know that thing that keeps the bike in place when it's standing? Somehow that thing made a hole under my right foot's hallux (thumb toe) then we needed to go to the hospital and i was crying….cause i thought i was gonna get stiches but i didn't.. 😀 i still have a lil scar. Next one was in my eye. When i was in KG like 4 yrs old we were writing the alphabet and my pencil fell down while i had another pencil in my left hand so i went to pick it up and the pencil that I was holding went into my left eye. Luckily i didn't get blind in that eye.The other time this happened was in 2nd Grade about 7 yrs old? Anyways the teacher told me to collect notebooks so i did until someone shoved their notebook in my face and I thought that it was gonna hit my eye so i moved my face to the right side and again my left eye got scratched. Everyone hated her until I forgave her. My eyes still work properly thankfully. So yeah those were my injuries. Feel free to reply yours <3

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  • August 16, 2019 at 4:01 pm
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    i had something that felt like a migraine once. i think it was a migraine…i got a headache and i kinda blurred my vision Everything kinds looked like rushing water

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  • August 16, 2019 at 4:42 pm
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    I have had that thing too at 3:00

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  • August 16, 2019 at 4:48 pm
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    The worst injury I had was about a year ago. I fell off a piece of playground equipment and broke my wrist in front of my entire class.

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  • August 16, 2019 at 5:26 pm
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    I had like 5 migraines in 4th grade

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  • August 16, 2019 at 6:05 pm
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    Oh for goodness sake I had plastic surgery

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  • August 16, 2019 at 6:10 pm
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    / I had four stitches on my forehead and they put me to sleep with a sleep mask and you could c my skull

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  • August 16, 2019 at 6:12 pm
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    I jet migraines once a week and I barely go on my electronics and I eat and drink a lot

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  • August 16, 2019 at 6:36 pm
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    I know for one thing th- excuse me I have to die now because I’m allergic to flu shots.

    I’m over reacting.

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  • August 16, 2019 at 7:23 pm
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    Son: I’m so sick
    Mom: because of that dang phone

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  • August 16, 2019 at 7:24 pm
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    After watching your lisp video I can't stop hearing it was 😅😅😅

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  • August 16, 2019 at 8:07 pm
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    Every year I would miss at least a week at a time in spring
    Then there was that time I missed almost a month because I had mono lol

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  • August 16, 2019 at 8:21 pm
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    ik its 2019 now but once someone pushed me in class and i fell on a desk and the edge of the desk was sharp-ish and i have a cut. i started crying and then the medic of the school told me to get out of the class room and one of the teachers gave me something to stop the bleeding and i was terrified i was shaking then they called the hospital and the hospital car came and i got to see the inside of it for the first time then my dad came with my older sister while the ambulance was trying to make me laugh and when my dad arrived with my sister i started crying for NO reason at all i just felt like crying and the doctor started laughing a bit and tryed to cheer me up again and they added the same thing u drew in the video and i had to keep it for 8 or 9 days and when i went home everyone iin the house asked what had happened and i told them and i was misrable for the whole day 🙂

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  • August 16, 2019 at 8:29 pm
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    Is it just me or does the nurse look like the Pokémon nurse

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