Hey bro! Hop on, hop on! Ashok Nagar, Surajpur, Dabra, the bus will go to Agra! Come quick everyone! Hurry up! Will there be any seats left? There is a lot of space, come! Hop on. Get up quick guys! Easy, easy, easy, bro. Five for one, ten for two cucumbers! Here’s your ticket. Keep moving ahead. One for Dadri Mod. Bring change for Dadri mod you people. You’ll find some. What a guy! 200 300 350 400.. 40 Done! Have it. Take it at the time of deboarding. Show me your tickets Good! Take your tickets. Sir, I’m a student. Student! Ticket for? One for Surajpur. It’s for 40. Money? Will you charge money from a student? Oh man! You don’t look like a student at all. What about you? Parola! Money? Student, bro. Dude! Pull over to the side! What are you doing? We’re students. Stop please! Somebody stop the bus. Somebody stop the bus! Please! Dude! Stop the bus! Thank you! You helped me catch the bus to Karnal. But this one is heading to Greater Noida. Who asked you to spread your arms like Shahrukh Khan? Made me hold your sweaty hand! You creep just need an excuse to hold a girl’s hand. Please stop the bus! Sorry sister! You shut up! Stop the bus! Stop it bro. Come! Mathura-Vrindavan-Agra Will it go to Agra? Yes, come sit. Yes. Start the bus. Son, this is a ladies seat. Please get up. It says Ladies. Yeah, alright. It’s Mathura Bypass, come forward. It’s the seat for handicaps. Get a side quickly. Move! Uncle, please let me sit. Why do you need a seat? Neither are you a woman nor a handicap. You should be ashamed! A kid is standing and you are sitting. Are you a man or what? Come sit, sit! Sit! Now you sit! It’s a kid or a woman or a handicap everytime. Pull over! It’s a 5 minute halt. Freshen up whoever feels like. And if anyone’s kid poops in the bus, the fine will cost Rs. 75. The gentlemen who love watching Hollywood movies. Don’t understand the English dialogue but only watch the kissing scenes. If your english is weak and your girlfriend writes I love you. But you always reply with just an I love you too. For such poor and fancy gentlemen.. Sanju company brings Rapidwax English Speaking Course! You’ll start speaking amazing English after reading this book. So get the Rapidwax English Speaking Course today itself! Only for 10 rupees, just 10 rupees! Shut up! It’s not true! I’ll only believe if your book can help fix my English. Give it to me. Whoever want the book.. Whoever amongst you want the book.. Shut up! It’s a lie! This book hasn’t make any significant progress in my English! Oh my god! Smack that all on the floor. Smack that give me some more. This is working mother****** Take my money! This book is mine now. Everyone buy it. Uncle! you also buy it, it’s a nice book. Don’t need no evidence. Hold it, hold it or you’ll fall. Hold the pole. Are you crazy? My dad has taught me! Just stand in the T shape, look. Baby! Lovely, lovely! Myself Lovely and you? Deepika! Oh Deepika? Didn’t you perform Jauhar? You still alive? What? It was Deepika Padukone from Padmavat! It was a joke! Mam, you don’t fight this way! Atleast use 3-4 more swear words for this asshole! Son! Plesse wake me up when Mathura comes. Because I get very sleepy. Yes definitely! I’ll wake you up at Mathura. I’ll stand right here. Okay. I’ll wake you up. (Sings in Hindi) It’s your turn to sing now! Your turn. Move! Ma’am just begin singing it’s your turn. It’s my stop. The bus always have stops never starts! No problem, I’ll hi-five myslef! It’s Mathura! Uncle it’s Mathura! Uncle it’s your stop, Mathura. Oh I’ve reached! Can I help you with the luggage? No, son! All hail God Banke Bihari! All hail God Banke Bihari! Wake me up at Vrindavan now, son. It’s the last stop. Everyone get down. Hey! You finally got a place to sit. I just fainted twice. I need my change back. Show me the ticket, I’ll get your change. Here you go! It’s too much really! I kept standing all the way. Give me 60 rupees more. I should pay you? Yes you have to, it’s due. Are you high or something? You have to return my 440 rupees. It’s even written here. The ticket to Agra is for Rs. 560. And you have the ticket till Dadri. I never wanted to viist Agra either! You didn’t get me change, that’s why I had to come along No problem! The bus will go back again at 7 We’ll drop you at Dadri! Go check out the Taj Mahal till then!

Indians In A Bus | भईया दादरी जाएगी? | The Timeliners

100 thoughts on “Indians In A Bus | भईया दादरी जाएगी? | The Timeliners

  • August 24, 2019 at 11:30 am
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    Ek baar Mai bus Mai ja raha tha to like it was totally pack aur wo v ghrmi k dino m and I was sitting in the bus aur someone fart on that bus aur aisa feel hua like this is the last day of my life😂😂

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  • August 24, 2019 at 3:44 pm
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    Bhai last wala scene mere saath hua tha jab first time Delhi gaya tha. 😭

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  • August 24, 2019 at 6:07 pm
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    Super like for rapid boom wala 🤣🤣🤣 ek no

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  • August 25, 2019 at 5:03 am
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    Smack that was awesome 😂

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  • August 25, 2019 at 6:28 am
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    1:57….😂😂😂😂

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  • August 25, 2019 at 8:53 am
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    Same experience…

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  • August 25, 2019 at 9:28 am
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    Bhai Mujhe meri #Ex milti h bus or bike me Kisi doosre ldke ke saat Woh bhi Kisi or ke saat Bhai fell so sad is par video banao naa

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  • August 25, 2019 at 12:03 pm
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    Nice

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  • August 25, 2019 at 1:29 pm
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    किसी का बच्चा हगा 75 रूपये fine भरेगा

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  • August 25, 2019 at 5:00 pm
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    Epic

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  • August 25, 2019 at 8:03 pm
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    Epic video!! 🤣😂

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  • August 26, 2019 at 5:55 am
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    1:57 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 are behenji aaram SE😆😆

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  • August 26, 2019 at 9:56 am
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    Book wale ne kya acting ki hai nice guru .

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  • August 26, 2019 at 4:50 pm
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    Sardar enna v fuduu km nhi krde ……loduuu 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 sallo sardar koo hamesha fuddu ki tra kyu dikhaa tee hooooo

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  • August 26, 2019 at 6:39 pm
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    I'm from surajpur…nd I'm watching this video… What a coincidence 😎

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  • August 26, 2019 at 7:23 pm
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    👍👍👍😊😊😁😁😁

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  • August 27, 2019 at 7:24 am
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    Spoken English wala humare sath toh roj hoti h

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  • August 27, 2019 at 7:46 am
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    Supb

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  • August 27, 2019 at 9:38 am
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    very nice in all teem

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  • August 27, 2019 at 10:43 am
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    Chutiya videos

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  • August 27, 2019 at 12:16 pm
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    My all favourites in one video i love you all.

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  • August 27, 2019 at 1:12 pm
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    Bhai sardar aisa nhi krte badnam matt kro yaar sharm kro thodi

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  • August 27, 2019 at 1:15 pm
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    This is working motherfucker🤣🤣

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  • August 27, 2019 at 5:25 pm
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    Sardar nu kyu aida bnandeo fudu aa

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  • August 28, 2019 at 3:21 am
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    Awkward

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  • August 28, 2019 at 11:59 am
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    Why you always show punjabi people funny. Show their real character

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  • August 29, 2019 at 8:30 pm
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    Bhot acche

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  • August 30, 2019 at 7:50 am
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    Supper 🤭🤫

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  • August 30, 2019 at 9:52 am
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    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • August 30, 2019 at 10:22 am
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    I would shown to family but as I am not motherfucker like u guys

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  • August 30, 2019 at 4:45 pm
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    Best scene 2:30 to 3:00

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  • August 30, 2019 at 8:29 pm
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    3:55 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣

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  • August 31, 2019 at 3:03 am
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    Aaisa kaun jarta hai ki paisa k liye tum aapni stopage pe na utro, ticket do aur baki ke paise lo fir utro warna gadi aagay thodi jayegi

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  • August 31, 2019 at 11:25 am
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    Bus mein Jane ka Maza hi Kuchh Aur Hota Hai jab bus Vid ho

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  • August 31, 2019 at 5:19 pm
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    Who get bored with aaliya add 😁😁

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  • September 1, 2019 at 5:47 am
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    Bakwas

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  • September 1, 2019 at 6:07 am
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    Bak aisa thodi hota hai …..
    Oh my god it's working… Lelo Bhai le lo . This video just amazing .
    Moral : We Indian divided by the tension.. United by the functions

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  • September 1, 2019 at 6:15 am
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    Beta Vrindavan aye to utha dena ..Bolo "Bankey Bihari Lal ki Jay "

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  • September 1, 2019 at 2:09 pm
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    2:55 for Ankur

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  • September 1, 2019 at 6:41 pm
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    Aree yaaar book seller was hilarious….😂😂😂 Damm

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  • September 3, 2019 at 6:50 am
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    Bus me hgaaaa🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • September 3, 2019 at 8:12 am
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    Awsm one ….Ommmggg i can't stop laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • September 3, 2019 at 11:05 am
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    1:31 me bus ke piche se Audi Cross kiea

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  • September 3, 2019 at 6:46 pm
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    Ending was superb

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  • September 3, 2019 at 7:32 pm
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    Superb…

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  • September 4, 2019 at 6:03 am
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    GAURAV RANA has requested payment of ₹100 (Purpose: Blind peoples helpline please help ). Click https://p-y.tm/m-TRlCb to pay.

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  • September 4, 2019 at 6:05 am
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    GAURAV RANA has requested payment of ₹100 (Purpose: Blind peoples helpline please help ). Click https://p-y.tm/m-TRlCb to pay.

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  • September 4, 2019 at 8:22 am
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    Best part of Ankur Pathak

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  • September 4, 2019 at 1:55 pm
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    This is the best so far 😂😂 can't stop laughing.
    Good luck timeliners..
    Love from Nagaland

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  • September 4, 2019 at 2:47 pm
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    Bus me pyar ki koi kahani par video make karo bade bhai

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  • September 4, 2019 at 4:00 pm
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    Reality of life

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  • September 4, 2019 at 4:16 pm
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    Smack that all on the floor smack that give me some more i am dead

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  • September 5, 2019 at 3:47 am
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    😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌

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  • September 5, 2019 at 9:51 am
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    Delhi me bus matlab

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  • September 5, 2019 at 10:50 am
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    1:16 Watching that Audi in Back, Yeah she was just Dumped by that Audi Owner

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  • September 5, 2019 at 3:53 pm
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    this video reminded me of a marathi movie navra maza navsacha

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  • September 5, 2019 at 4:42 pm
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    English book saler ,gajab

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  • September 5, 2019 at 6:04 pm
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    Can i say one thing truly
    I HAVE NEVER EVER TRAVELLED IN A BUS
    OMG!!!!😲😲😲

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  • September 6, 2019 at 10:23 am
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    Smack that all on the floor 😂

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  • September 6, 2019 at 11:59 am
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    3:51
    😂😂😂😁
    T shape me khade ho

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  • September 6, 2019 at 1:59 pm
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    3.35 sales and marketing wale mba graduates chullubhar pani me dub maro😂😂

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  • September 6, 2019 at 3:02 pm
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    Things are also same here in Dhaka! XD

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  • September 6, 2019 at 4:07 pm
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    Love from gr noida

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  • September 6, 2019 at 4:07 pm
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    Osm video bro

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  • September 7, 2019 at 2:48 pm
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    Your script are so poor relative to other channels…
    Don't put too much effort.. In script.. It should be smooth

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  • September 7, 2019 at 6:10 pm
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    Most funniest..

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  • September 7, 2019 at 8:02 pm
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    India ma bhi student free travel karty hain kya….?

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  • September 8, 2019 at 5:47 pm
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    Paaji is really entertaining 😆. Grt job

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  • September 8, 2019 at 5:47 pm
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    My little story in age 19
    first time seat girl in side
    and says all life storys and his relations
    i am totally like her
    she like to much , and my stop are coming
    so no exange phone no.
    i really miss she ❤️

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  • September 9, 2019 at 6:26 am
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    This is working motherfucker 😂😂
    I'm dead bro I'm dead😂😂😂

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  • September 9, 2019 at 6:42 am
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    English speaking book seller guy 😂😂😂

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  • September 9, 2019 at 5:55 pm
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    Conductor is phenomenal! Superb Hindi dialect delivery.

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  • September 10, 2019 at 1:22 am
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    Abe oh chutiyoo kissi lodu ne bola h ki sardaar aisi harkate karte h

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  • September 10, 2019 at 5:03 am
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    #5:38 biwi ka maika

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  • September 10, 2019 at 8:17 am
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    Guys bus mai ek baar mere dost ke piche meetha pedh gaya tha i hope ispe topic pr bhi banaoo video😂😂

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  • September 10, 2019 at 10:18 am
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    2:39 😂😂😂😂

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  • September 11, 2019 at 4:06 am
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    Nice super one

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  • September 11, 2019 at 3:38 pm
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    Akhir mein raju Srivastava ko copy karna jaruri tha kya?

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  • September 13, 2019 at 1:14 am
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    Yar ye timeliners k team leke ek movie bana hi do
    2 Ghanta wali
    Ye chhote choote video me kabtak hasaoge
    Hame ek bada wala movie hi hojaye
    Excellent job timeliners team
    Keep it up
    Always refreshing

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  • September 13, 2019 at 8:32 am
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    Hhahahah

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  • September 13, 2019 at 12:03 pm
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    Nikhil Vijay n bus conductor are always in flow

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  • September 13, 2019 at 6:10 pm
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    UP roadways aaaaaeee haaaaaeee…..ulti

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  • September 14, 2019 at 12:17 pm
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    Bus ka to pata nahi..but ek baar train me zaroor char stop aage nikal gaya tha ek cute si bandi k chakar me…kya nasha hota h wo bhi

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  • September 15, 2019 at 3:37 am
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    Terrible portrayal of Sardars. I am writing from Punjab and it is terribly irritating. This is not how Sikh/Punjabi people are. 😑

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  • September 15, 2019 at 12:43 pm
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    Yaar koi ye to btao DELHI Mai STUDENTS se paise nahi lete kya ?

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  • September 15, 2019 at 1:13 pm
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    bhot gjab bhau

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  • September 15, 2019 at 1:28 pm
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    Not that good…..

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  • September 16, 2019 at 6:31 pm
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    Anyone notice audi

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  • September 17, 2019 at 4:25 am
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    Not INDIAN

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  • September 17, 2019 at 5:15 am
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    if You Really Like All Videos ✔✔✔

    ⤵️Make It Blue✔✔

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  • September 17, 2019 at 10:58 am
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    Saalo sardar ka character jo funny rukha hai agar sahee mai dekhna hai sardar ka character toh punjab aaky milu apny baap ko

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  • September 17, 2019 at 2:12 pm
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    1:33 itne toh kajol k bhi nahi hale honge be

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  • September 18, 2019 at 6:30 am
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    1:33 wow😍

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  • September 18, 2019 at 8:51 am
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    Kabhi baccha aa raha hai
    Kabhi viklang aa raha hai
    Kabhi mahila aa rahi hai

    Super lines 😂😂😂

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  • September 18, 2019 at 9:09 am
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    O paaji tune toh kamal kar diya😅

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  • September 18, 2019 at 12:36 pm
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    Ankur and Nikhil real gems❤

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  • September 18, 2019 at 1:12 pm
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    T sbape

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  • September 18, 2019 at 5:03 pm
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  • September 19, 2019 at 11:32 am
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    S

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