Boo! Oh My God! Stop! I hate you. You are literally the worst person in the universe. Hey wierdos. It’s the weekend. I gotta pause the TV. Copyright. Are you ready to go? Where are we going? what’s it called? We are going to… Haight street and Ashbury Haight street and Ashbury (Or something like that) (Say you won’t let go) Let me see your hand. (laughing) K. Put it on mine. K. Oooh. This is basically how it went. Basically. Yeah. Okay so we’re here at Ashbury..something something. We’re gonna go to American Apparel because we’re going to try to find another hoodie for Moose. I don’t know if you guys remember this photo of like when moose was a puppy. But we’ll put it right here. But she has this hoodie from American Apparel. She out grew it so we need to find another one. Alright thank you! Show them the hoodie we got for Moose. Hopefully it will fit her because she has a weird body. We’re not body shaming our dog, but she does have a weird body. aw look how cute it is! We’ll put it on her when we get home. So we can take off the ugly lesbian vest I’m like the worst person ever to take to It’s only a dollar! Ricky Martin. I’m like the worst person ever to take to a music store. Name some bands that you know. Hmmm Or like people that you know that I should know what about Coraline? No I’m not talking about that I’m talking about older. Oh. The Beatles, The Misfits. No idea. It’s Crazy. Like I know of the Beatles but like I wouldn’t be able to recognize a song if that song slapped me in the face. Heard the name, don’t know who it is. Not a magazine. I Did not know that. I know that’s a popular name. Don’t know who they are. So this place is Vegan Burg. We’ve had it once. And it’s just, describe it. What is it? It’s delicious. Besides delicious. Like what kind of food and stuff? Vegan burgers. You never would have guessed it. I know, I know never would have guessed it. This place is super awesome. They have gluten free buns as well. And they have uh gluten free like vegan meat for a replacement if you can’t have gluten. Cause a lot of vegan meat has wheat in it. So this place is bomb and they have soft serve ice cream which hopefully were gonna try because I kinda want to try it. What do you think? Yes. Yes. I want to try the soft serve. Always ice cream I’ts very good If you guys are ever in San Francisco, come to this place whether you’re vegan or not It doesn’t even taste vegan it’s really good, I promise Oh shit, there’s Sams Theres mine Oh, it’s steamy, it’s fogging up the camera It’s fogging up the camera! It’s so hot and so good. Okay i’m sorry it’s fogging up Sorry guys, but this is it Okay now we’re gonna eat Show them the ice cream, it literally looks like soft serve. It doesn’t even look, It looks like real ice cream It’s good? Does it have the texture of like real ice cream? Mmhmm Really? Oh my god I’m so excited. I can’t have the cone because it’s not gluten free so I got a…a little cup. Where is it? Oh my god… Wait, where is it? It’s underneath this. Oh. It feels like real ice cream Taste it Look at that! Fuck off It tastes like the Mcdonalds ice cream! You know so like it’s real! Are you kidding me?! What is this made out of? Angels? Hopes and dreams Literally, like, this has like, it’s like hard. Look Vegan ice cream doesn’t usually, doesn’t stick like that, it’ll fall Fuck off Get outta my face. Are you kidding me? I love how excited you are This literally doesn’t taste like vegan ice cream even a little bit. I’m really hoping it is. Just kidding, it is. This whole place is vegan. Ready we’re gonna take this off Moose you might remember this, you were a puppy Oh my god look how naked she looks Oh my god she looks so cute and naked Okay put it on her She’s like ‘I’m a lady’ We’re gonna have to X out your… Your hoo-ha Alright Moose. Okay Moose, are you ready? What’s this? Look at what we got you! Do you remember this? Aww, Moose yay! You look so good! Do you remember this? She looks pissed Look how cute you look! ‘From the hood, my name is Moose’ I swear to god she looks like one of Jenna Marbles dogs right now She’s mad she’s like ‘don’t kiss me’ Look at how stupid she looks She looks so cute! Hey guys! It’s the next day What did we do last night? We went out We did go out Like adults. We literally got back at 9:52. I looked at the clock That’s so funny But right now we’re gonna go, and we’re gonna go ice… See my umbrella…it doesn’t work! We’re gonna go ice skating I cannot use this and walk at the same time right now Yeah okay we’re gonna go ice skating and we’re gonna catch up with you when we’re inside because this wind is literally crazy! Why are your arms like that? I don’t know what I’m doing! I don’t think that’s how you’re supposed to do it Don’t! Go! Go! Where’d she go? Bye Come on! I guess I’m pretty good at ice… here So, so far we both have fallen We suck and I’m not going faster than I am right now That’s it. I can’t This is… Ice…okay, ice hurts when you fall yeah it does Literally I think my knees are bruised for life For life! oh yeah! I’m gonna fall. I’m gonna fall oh yeah! watch out! So this huge ass ball right here is from ice skating That literally That’s like a I don’t know if the camera…doesn’t…I don’t think it…doesn’t do it justice And it’s starting to like bruise right here the camera, you can’t really tell on the camera but Its literally this huge ass ball That’s not my normal knee I don’t have a softball in it Oh, we both realized that…um… We’re not professional ice skaters and that’s not gonna be our job and we also realized that we aren’t yanno 7 anymore we have to act our age No there were like, there were like 5 year olds that were skating better than we were and like not falling yeah And they don’t have softball sized knots in their knee right now Literally look at that compared to this one That looks horrible Its so bad! It’s gonna be a huge bruise tomorrow So as you guys saw I fell. It looks like your knee is out of its socket actually Ow! Ow! Maybe you should actually get that checked out She’s like pushing on it Yeah that hurts Yeah you should maybe get that checked out cause that actually looks like blood Like a blood clot No it’s fine It’s just really bruised. I like fell on it like really hard She literally like made…so she was wearing black pants and like they literally like the coloring of her pants like left marks on the ice It really did It was a bad fall, as you guys saw Cause I left it in here. I wasn’t going to. I wasn’t going to leave that clip in but Sam said I should leave it in so I did She gets over talking about how great she is Well because I was actually doing, I was doing well and I think that was karma It was totally karma Karma is a bitch! Yeah she is oh my god And every single time I walk it…like I can’t…like I can’t walk on it You need to take Advil like now or ibuprofen now So we’ve decided to come home and we’ve realized that we are much safer at home and if we don’t leave the house Right Moose? So that’s why we don’t do anything Okay we forgot to end the vlog so we’re gonna end it here We hope you guys like this video Give it a thumbs up for my big ass fall Subscribe because we put out new videos every Monday and Thursday and we’re pretty funny And follow us on all the social media it is below And we love you guys but don’t make it weird, always make it weird.

Ice Skating FAIL *footage of the fall*
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100 thoughts on “Ice Skating FAIL *footage of the fall*

  • January 9, 2017 at 11:21 pm
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    hi…. how is the knee? ouch! x

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  • January 9, 2017 at 11:22 pm
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    Your feet stink ๐Ÿ™‚

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  • January 9, 2017 at 11:24 pm
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    I'm dying that fall was so funny ๐Ÿ˜‚ "I guess I'm pretty good at it" ahhhh

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  • January 9, 2017 at 11:24 pm
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    hope your knee gets better

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  • January 9, 2017 at 11:34 pm
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    Put some ice on it for 10 minutes then do it again later

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  • January 9, 2017 at 11:39 pm
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    Tastes like angels and hopes and dreams sounds lit

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  • January 9, 2017 at 11:47 pm
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    I love your videos! They have helped me so much through a really tuff time in my life.
    Thank you

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  • January 9, 2017 at 11:48 pm
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    love u guys

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  • January 9, 2017 at 11:58 pm
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    OMG girls,sorry Allyssa,i know that hurts,i remember i fell so bad like 20 years ago on a roller bladding and i still have a little ball on my knee,hahaha,,

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  • January 9, 2017 at 11:59 pm
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    how have you never heard of The Beatles….

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  • January 10, 2017 at 12:09 am
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    sense you asked for it๐Ÿ˜‚im from Snapchat my name is kenzie

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  • January 10, 2017 at 12:13 am
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    Came from snapchat ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š I was hoping y'all weren't gonna fall when I saw your story ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • January 10, 2017 at 12:50 am
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    Take it from a former college athlete who has bruised knee twice from playing college soccer. Ice your knee every 4hr for 20-30mins plus taken Aleve liquid gel to relieve the pain. Speedy recovery

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  • January 10, 2017 at 1:02 am
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    omg couldnt stop laughing omg

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  • January 10, 2017 at 1:33 am
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    YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE SMITHS!!! OMG ALYSSA YOURE MISSING OUT!
    And you couldn't even finish your sentence before you fell๐Ÿ˜‚ and all I see are the black marks on the ice๐Ÿ˜‚ omg that's GREAT ok hope your knees aren't too purple ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • January 10, 2017 at 1:36 am
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    Alyssa I haven't seen you without a hat on , your haircut is so hot, I hope your still into it :3 !

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  • January 10, 2017 at 1:38 am
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    Lmao I saw the ice skating clip on snapchat and i was dying๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • January 10, 2017 at 1:49 am
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    Sorry for laughing but that made me cry laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฉโค

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  • January 10, 2017 at 2:02 am
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    Stay safe with this crazy SF weather right now, ladies! ๐Ÿ˜˜ I literally grew up going to that Yerba Buena ice skating rink. Doesn't mean I'm any good though haha

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  • January 10, 2017 at 2:05 am
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    At 6:05 Sam looks like Ali Krieger lol

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  • January 10, 2017 at 2:57 am
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    Awe Sam sorries about your knee… if you feel any better I took my daughter and cousin ice skating last week and got a cut on my leg lol… maybe lesbians shouldn't ice skate haha… you're right you both are hilarious!

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  • January 10, 2017 at 3:01 am
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    great video as always hope your knee is ok big hugs from leeds uk xxx

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  • January 10, 2017 at 3:38 am
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    "Guess i'm pretty good gu-" falls I literally died

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  • January 10, 2017 at 3:52 am
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    more videos like this one!

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  • January 10, 2017 at 4:06 am
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    Please put ice pack on Alyssa's knee. The ice will remove the pain and it will make swollen area small. Or better yet let the doctor check on it.

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  • January 10, 2017 at 4:13 am
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    lol she fell

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  • January 10, 2017 at 4:49 am
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    You guys are so cute! I wish you both nothing but love, happiness and many years together!

    Also Alyssa you should keep kissing Sam how you used to in the older vlogs (I think she misses it, after watching you guys react to your first video) haha. Much love!

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  • January 10, 2017 at 5:19 am
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    I never seen Alyssa so excited and its the cutest thing ever๐Ÿ˜โค

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  • January 10, 2017 at 5:19 am
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    i saw the post for this on snapchat are u enjoying San Fran i live just outside of Sacramento a 2hr drive or 3 depending on traffic

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  • January 10, 2017 at 6:16 am
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    I love you guys so much

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  • January 10, 2017 at 7:24 am
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    Where did you find Moose's sweater? I looked on the American Apparel website and I couldn't find it!

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  • January 10, 2017 at 8:03 am
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    ALYSSA BUY A BEATLES CD NOW AND EDUCATE YOSELF

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  • January 10, 2017 at 8:17 am
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    Alyssa's shocked face is so freaking adorable! hope your knee gets much better soon! liked this video! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

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  • January 10, 2017 at 9:46 am
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    put some ice on it!!

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  • January 10, 2017 at 9:59 am
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    Hi Sam and Alyssa
    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ excellent vlog
    Alyssa you are a real good ice skater.. NOT !! ๐Ÿ˜€ โ›ธโ›ธ
    Sam you are look real happy and you are smiling a lot these days . I am so happy for you both.
    Love the hoody you go Moose .
    I 'm not sure that he did though ….:) Your tough Alyssa…. "No it's fine"…. take care of your knee.
    So thumbs up weirdos for keepin it weirded mates ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ

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  • January 10, 2017 at 11:34 am
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    It's so funny when we take the collar or clothes off our dogs and say "you're naked!"

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  • January 10, 2017 at 11:51 am
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    what breed of dog is Moose? (sorry if this has already been said in another video)

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  • January 10, 2017 at 12:15 pm
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    Alyssa is cooooooll. She laughs at her own mistake. And even vlog it. ๐Ÿ˜†

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  • January 10, 2017 at 12:22 pm
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    Yuri on ice much~?

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  • January 10, 2017 at 1:06 pm
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    i love you guys because of you two i have come out of the closet and life could not be more great โคโคโค

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  • January 10, 2017 at 1:44 pm
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    Came from snap ๐Ÿ’›

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  • January 10, 2017 at 3:16 pm
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    did anybody else see the guy behind them eat a rose petal? Totally freaked me out

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  • January 10, 2017 at 4:51 pm
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    You should get it checked out I fell in New York this summer and I had a blood clot near my tailbone.

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  • January 10, 2017 at 5:18 pm
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    omg I love you guysโค๏ธ!!!!!!!!!! And watched cause I saw you're snap

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  • January 10, 2017 at 6:13 pm
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    THAT FALL HAD ME DYYYIIINNGGGG…. AND I LOVE HOW INNOCENTLY THE WEEFRY COMES AND HELPS THE CAM

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  • January 10, 2017 at 6:19 pm
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    you guys should go to dinah shore!

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  • January 10, 2017 at 7:03 pm
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    OMG I laughed sooo much! Especially when Alyssa says "I guess i'm a pretty good ice…" and then just falls! Don't speak to fast girl! Love you weirdos! <3 <3

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  • January 10, 2017 at 7:29 pm
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    "I guess I'm pretty good at ice….BANG"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • January 10, 2017 at 8:48 pm
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    "I'm getting some pretty good ic-" FALLS ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Me though… Every single time๐Ÿ˜

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  • January 10, 2017 at 9:43 pm
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    What kind of dog is moose?

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  • January 10, 2017 at 9:52 pm
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    U guys r funny.wish i have someone whos weird too… ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  • January 10, 2017 at 10:34 pm
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    "I guess im not that bad" falls instantly after saying this hahahahahaha

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  • January 10, 2017 at 10:42 pm
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    It looks like Steve Aoki is on the wall in the background at 2:20

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  • January 10, 2017 at 11:26 pm
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    I fell skating over 3yrs ago and I still have issues with my knee

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  • January 11, 2017 at 12:41 am
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    Omg I can relate to the song thing

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  • January 11, 2017 at 4:07 am
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    I'm not even laughing because you fell I'm laughing at how fast that little girl picked up the camera ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • January 11, 2017 at 8:38 pm
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    I love how long Moose's legs are at 8:32

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  • January 12, 2017 at 4:17 am
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    what is the song playing at the very beginning?

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  • January 12, 2017 at 5:18 am
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    hi, I'm new

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  • January 12, 2017 at 9:54 am
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    Amazing video guyz !!you two're looks so beautiful nd cutes ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ

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  • January 12, 2017 at 6:36 pm
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    When the girl picked up the camera :'D

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  • January 13, 2017 at 12:28 am
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    #SaveAlyssa

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  • January 13, 2017 at 2:52 pm
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    Sam, I love your style!!! What are your favorite stores to shop??

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  • January 13, 2017 at 8:23 pm
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    what my video!!!!

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  • January 14, 2017 at 2:39 pm
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    HI SAM AND ALYSSA!!! My name is Cristina. My girlfriend and I are going to be in SF this Monday till Friday. My girlfriend is a hugggggge fan of you both. What I am ask is if you are available could you help me surprise her with meeting you both? We both live in Puerto Rico and are super excited to be in going to SF. If you cant i understand. Thanksssss. Hope to hear from you soon.

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  • January 17, 2017 at 7:52 pm
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    Does anyone know what the song is called in the beginning like right at the beginning

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  • January 20, 2017 at 12:40 am
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    x q no tiene facebook

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  • January 20, 2017 at 8:42 pm
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    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • January 21, 2017 at 3:05 am
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    7:25 someone just fell, let's just immediately pick up the camara and not the persons who fell cool

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  • January 21, 2017 at 11:41 pm
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    Are we just gonna ignore the guy eating petals off a rose at 3:57?

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  • January 23, 2017 at 9:44 am
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    I love how aggressive Alyssa got when she tasted the icecream lol you guys are too much

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  • January 23, 2017 at 4:28 pm
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    no worries im from Chicago I know what it's like to fall on ice hurt like hell

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  • January 23, 2017 at 6:16 pm
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    HAHAHA "i guess i'm pretty good" fucking falls

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  • January 23, 2017 at 7:09 pm
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    try this:) https://www.facebook.com/samovarlife/?fref=ts

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  • January 28, 2017 at 7:02 am
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    your guys dog is adorable

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  • February 2, 2017 at 11:22 am
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    I love ice skating! It took me a few times to get the hang of it, but once you do it's so fun and you feel like you're flying ๐Ÿ™‚

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  • February 4, 2017 at 7:18 pm
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    Any swellings remember (RICE) rest, ice, compression, elevation. that will sort things out. ๐Ÿ˜€

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  • February 7, 2017 at 7:35 pm
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    no yd u turn the music off at the start justin bieber tho i was jamming out to that

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  • February 8, 2017 at 7:10 pm
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    omg that was sooo funny i have tears of laughter falling down my face. Thank you guys for making my day love ya lots โค

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  • February 12, 2017 at 5:26 pm
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    I love how excited she is about the ice cream!

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  • February 27, 2017 at 4:16 pm
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    Lmao, the little girl doesn't help you or ask if you're okay just picks up the camera ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • March 2, 2017 at 1:11 am
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    why can't she have chocolate? or anything with milk?

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  • March 13, 2017 at 9:00 am
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    ๐Ÿ˜€ …

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  • March 18, 2017 at 9:32 am
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    Nice video, you are to looks so beautiful and cute…

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  • April 21, 2017 at 12:11 am
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    Love you guys!โค๏ธStay proud๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

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  • May 1, 2017 at 1:09 am
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    Who laughed as hard as I did

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  • May 6, 2017 at 9:02 am
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    4:01 tf look at the background

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  • June 7, 2017 at 3:27 am
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    Yo no lie don't they remind you of Max and Chloe from Life Is Strange? I love that game!!๐Ÿ˜

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  • June 21, 2017 at 3:27 pm
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    ice hurts when you fall, correct
    but oh man, hope that if you ever go again, you dont fall on your tailbone, it hurts like shit, it hurts worse than your knees. you get used to falling on ur knees and it doesnt hurt as much after a while.

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  • April 9, 2018 at 2:09 pm
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    I love your videos so much

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  • April 19, 2018 at 12:50 am
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    You should get Moose a โ€œdonโ€™t make it weirdโ€ hoodie – that would be super cute

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  • June 12, 2018 at 5:01 pm
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    Alyssa same

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  • June 12, 2018 at 5:08 pm
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    Alyssa- i'm pretty good.
    Then she falls.
    r u guys ok???

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  • August 7, 2018 at 4:13 am
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    7:18 u jinxed it

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  • November 15, 2018 at 3:22 pm
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    Sam reminds me of Zoe Palmer ๐Ÿค”

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  • December 1, 2018 at 7:40 pm
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    That little girl was so sweet picking up the cam

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  • December 24, 2018 at 10:08 pm
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    Tastes ice cream~โ€œWhat is it made out of angelsโ€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€

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  • July 11, 2019 at 2:53 pm
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    3:27 I thought it was plastic because the front didnโ€™t change.

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