we'll hello glorious people of the interwebs and welcome back to red dead online are you sick of trolls are you sick of the debauchery snare of Red Dead online will accept the teats in the shell into your life and you shall be saved for only the teeth and the shell shan't protect you and keep you safe and the horrible nature's of people in Red Dead online and today ladies and gentlemen we're going to be converting red dead online players the Chelonia nism but only after I show the true faith of Chelonia nism send me off to Chelonia gentlemen for I have the utmost faith I believe ready yeah I'm ready I have faith that I shall survive and strive oh my goodness to Loney anism shall set you free we're only those that believe in the shell and the teeth shall be saved and we will be saved today ladies and gentlemen we're gonna be heading to the debaucherous town of Valentine attempting to save some lives today and if you want to be saved at faith Michelle and the teets because they shall protect you but only if you have faith and today we're gonna be showing the true faith of Chelonia nism and we have our first two potential chelonian see Rin Valentine see if we could talk to him yes we run in here you good sir Oh gir are you prepared no the drop you're not me debauchery sways and accept the teats in the shell into your life okay fine what do I gotta do okay fine was it you that shot at this poor unsuspecting victim Kulas no that was keela's yeah you know the teats in the shell and protect you you won't even need to fight anymore right oh really and for only with the teats of the shell now we be saved ladies and gentlemen is there any ladies in here you scared all the ladies away just gentlemen but you gentlemen want to want to join the cult of Chelonia nism have you heard the word of our Savior the teeths in the shell do you have thank you I do but for only what the utmost faith shall you survive and enter your bliss at first we have to cleanse your sins you're full of sin you need a bath good sir or is that just your face my face man okay take a bath this morning well I apologized all right so you guys look relatively clean but I still think we should watch off wash off the sins from this horrible horrible town of Valentine though first things first we got to get you guys bathe I'm gonna take a bath too just to be safe cuz you know coming into Valentine it's a nasty nasty place apparently he only your bottom half will be cleansed from sin I wonder if we could be dive into the water well that's what I was trying to do is do like a Dodge yeah but it won't let you do it in the water there we go no you gotta get on the edge gotta get on the edge of the river and have faith that your head won't hit a rock and you won't die when you when you dive the shell will protect you it's okay just have faith there we go Oh Gers got it washing the sins of his past he lets almost died he's rejecting the cleansing now we got to get you guys in some weight clothing did you guys have white clothes now you gentlemen look ready to accept low Nia is the one true faith look at you clean bruised up I'm ready to go now the question is do you have enough faith did endure the trials ahead for you can only fall where you can truly be saved you love absolutely do you uh I am ready you're ready oh girl are you ready I'm ready we got to take a little bit of trip to uh to Chelonia Mountain Oh do we have another perspective chelonian here he's invisible do you want to accept chelonian ISM as the one true faith whoopee I think he's got a microphone if you're ready to drop your debauchery sways good sir I am Benes but on some nice clean duds and followers to Chelonia Mountain that's the only way you can be saved Oh guess not oh boy about to shoot you man he doesn't want to get saved poor soul Destin's for an unrighteous path oh I didn't do that we have trolls don't worry the teats and the shell shall protect you would you guys like to drop your debauchery sways I guess not we'll protect you if you drop your debauchery sways and stop being dick bags and accept the teats and the shallot – your life will you accept the teats in the shell into your life will you one day stop becoming a dick bag and accept the teats in the shell but they're the only ones that can help you off this treacherous path you have decided to live good sir I see you want to remain a dick bag well that is unfortunate maybe one day you'll be saved I pray for you good sir accept the teats of the shell into your life ex glitzy will you accept the teats of the shell into your life come back you heathen now only with the old the maximum faith how you survive this fall the good sir if you're ready I'm stand here right where I am do you have any last words in case you don't survive your trip if your faith is not strong enough shall only a blessed me good choice sir what I was expecting you to blow him up you know did he live he's still going he's going all the way to chalo his faith wasn't strong enough maybe ogres faith just high enough ocher do you feel your faith in Chelonia is strong let me prepare myself alright do it will you be our second official solonian I most certainly will did you live yeah haha is it official timeline he's a gentleman Oh curse faith was strong and he persevered I am actually unscathed I still have a help all right cool you would do me the honors of sending me to Chelonia I will show you even though you've already seen proof of the power of the teats in the shell that you can survive ready oh yes sir I have the utmost faith in the teats in the shell I'm ready yes you survived the faith it works EULA's now that you've seen it twice are you prepared right fine by me we're doing the UH the ultimate test of Kulas faith we'll see if he truly believes now oh yes that was amazing by the way thanks for the warning I mean you had the protection of the shell there's no way you could die all right ogre are you prepared for the ultimate test of your faith already yeah see me you like it yeah okay yes I am prepared maybe I should back up a little bit I feel like it's gonna be a pretty big explosion you should see the video from my side I'm like doing what did you say right that's right the faith is strong in you ogre well gentlemen now then you have accepted the teats in the shell into your life are you prepared spread the good word of the shell and the teeth will you convert more people to this glorious religion we shall slowly say the world right Red Dead online together only the teeths Michelle can save read that online the only way Colonia well ladies and gentlemen I do hope you enjoyed the video I do want to start doing some more of these RP style things in Red Dead online and don't forget to spread the good word of Chelonia nism to your friends and family because the only way we can turn around the trolli nature of Red Dead online by accepting the teeths in the shell into our lives and stop killing each other anyways thank you guys so much for watching I hope you enjoyed it let me know what you thought in the comments below I'll see you all in the next one

I Converted Random RDO Players To Chelonianism – Red Dead Redemption 2 Online RP

29 thoughts on “I Converted Random RDO Players To Chelonianism – Red Dead Redemption 2 Online RP

  • July 28, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    Make Sure to spread the word of Chelonianism, One day we can all be protected by the Shell!

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    Need a super like option. Great video.
    Were they total strangers before this video?

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    Can’t stop watching 5:35

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    Hilarious! Good vid tag

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    That was a perfect flip off

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    I shall convert all who I come across to Chelonia.

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    omg I laughed so much at the player giving you the finger haha

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    That was awesome 😂😂

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    Tag, please make more of these. This was honestly one of your best videos you’ve ever uploaded.

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    This may be one of the best videos on YouTube… thank you good sir!!

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    Thanks for another cool video keep up the good

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    Looking for my fiancee in the comments. Please let us join! 😅 love you chewie x

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    This is great stuff!

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    hahaha this was epic

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    We need a heart option cause a thumbs up just doesn’t quite say the amount of joy this is lol

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    Клёво!

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    I can't believe they lived! LOL!

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    Lmao tag what a stream

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    How the hell did you survive that fall?

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    This was great!!

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    One of the best things I've seen you do…

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    I would drink a health cure before falling

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    He say teats?..finally a religion i can get into.

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    That was amazing!!!

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    HANDS DOWN, YOU'VE GOT THE BEST RDO CONTENT IN ALL OF YOUTUBE TAG. 🙏, MAY THE TEETS AND SHELLS PROTECT US ALL.

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    How do u make ur outfit which u used as john with the panther cloak???

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    I have spent the last few hours trying to find the Chelonians!
    I will fulfill my destiny dammit! @tagbacktv

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