Is this like an anti-establishment thing or something? Britain is an old-fashioned, weird place. Every November, we burn a wooden effigy of a dude who tried to burn down Parliament hundreds of years ago. We turn people we like into Knights. However, the most ridiculous thing that we have is our laws If you wear a suit of armour in Parliament, they’re legally allowed to cut your head off This is ridiculous. That’s not the only dumb British law We’ve got tons of them, and I don’t even know if anyone takes these things seriously. So today I’m going to test that and try and break as many ancient British laws as possible in one day in front of policemen and hope that I don’t get arrested. Do you think that this is a suspicious fish?
– oh definitely You know, there’s a law where it’s illegal to handle a salmon suspiciously. I’ve got the salmon now I have to act suspiciously with it. He’s checking if his car’s locked. That’s how fucking creepy I look. – What’ve you got a fish for?
– Does it look suspicious to you? It doesn’t look suspicious but it looks interesting. It’s not suspicious? Alright I’ll I try harder to be more suspicious. The fuck is that?! Ladies and gentlemen, Would you like to see a man walking past with a fish? Pointless You don’t know if there’s a library nearby do you? Apparently, it’s illegal to gamble in a library. So me, stinking of salmon I’m gonna go and try and make someone bet with me in this library and break that law. ‘Scuse me, Do either of you gamble? Yes, gamble, like Blackjack. We don’t have to play for money if you don’t want to I’ve got a Sashimi-quality fish. ‘Scuse me, I’ve got a great game of Blackjack Sorry if I smell. How come you’re doing this? I’m trying to break as many ancient laws as I can in a day. You going again? Oof, bust. 10p for me. I was gambling in a library! I’m gonna walk right into that building there in a suit of armour. Something that apparently you’re supposed to get your head cut off for. – Hi there
– Is it a public gallery? Yes! Um, not sure… if the armour-
– you haven’t got a real sword have you? No, it’s plastic. Sorry, this has never happened! Have a look at the sign, make sure you don’t have any of these.
– I definitely don’t have any of those Why are you dressed as a knight? I’ve just been filming around the corner doing a kids TV thing. – Okay
– Amazing! I just went into Parliament wearing a suit of armour and I still have a head. Right, next one. You can’t shake out a dirty rug in public and also can’t wear an outrageous double ruff or be be sock-less within a hundred yards of the Queen Just shaking the rug Alright wearing a double ruff, being sock-less Is this like an anti-establishment thing or something? Are you filming now? There’s a law against singing a lewd ballad in public. I’m pretty sure Tony Blair lives around here. I’ll try and do a bit of improv. Just gonna sing a song – I’ve written a little song, if that’s okay? If you do it on the other side of the road, yeah. Okay Tony, Tony How are you today? Tony boy Tony, please come out and play You look like a marshmallow Our eyes meet over the piano. Oh I’d love to nestle my head on your Fluffy chest Tony boy, Tony come out and play Well I sang about hooking up with Tony Blair to his window. I guess that’s lewd – that’s another law broken another off the list So stupid I’ve never been to Downing Street before 10 Downing Street: residence of the Prime Minister

I Broke Dumb Laws In Front Of Police
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100 thoughts on “I Broke Dumb Laws In Front Of Police

  • March 25, 2019 at 4:44 pm
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    What's the weirdest law you've heard of in your home country?

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  • August 20, 2019 at 6:39 pm
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    Inmate: what are you in for?
    Me: Shaking a doormat
    Inmate: steps aside

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  • August 20, 2019 at 7:09 pm
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    BRITAIN ISN'T OLD FASHIONED. I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED.

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  • August 20, 2019 at 7:26 pm
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    British police seems so nice
    That is such a postive and wholesome thing to see

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  • August 20, 2019 at 7:26 pm
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    British police seems so nice
    That is such a postive and wholesome thing to see

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  • August 20, 2019 at 8:12 pm
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    I see a vice video I dislike even if I like it just because they've got garbage propaganda

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  • August 20, 2019 at 8:53 pm
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    how can you say you went into Parliament wearing a plastic suit? its not armor at all….
    and suit of armor doesnt mean just the armor it means with a weapon too

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  • August 20, 2019 at 8:55 pm
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    In Germany you are not allowed to look at yourself, without a mirror!

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  • August 20, 2019 at 8:55 pm
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    Suspicious Salmon Man strikes again

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  • August 20, 2019 at 9:07 pm
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    'Tony, TONY, hOw ArE yOu ToDaY??'

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  • August 20, 2019 at 9:08 pm
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    No stop you are in U FuCkIng K

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  • August 20, 2019 at 9:08 pm
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    It was plastic armour you coward get in metal armour and that head would be off

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  • August 20, 2019 at 9:27 pm
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    I am honestly lying awake at night, terrified of the prospect of what Ooba Butler will do next. This man is outrageous. I assume at some point there will be a youtube video of "Ooba Butler visiting his youtube comment critics with a film crew", completely disregarding any EU regulation about data protection.

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  • August 20, 2019 at 9:28 pm
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    In Florida, it’s illegal to fart in public after 6pm on a Thursday

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  • August 20, 2019 at 9:31 pm
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    In my country it is illegal to name your pig "Napoléon".

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  • August 20, 2019 at 9:41 pm
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    Tom scott, anyone?

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  • August 20, 2019 at 9:41 pm
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    Last one with the police man laughing was my favourite, they must witness all kinds of stuff at 10 downing St but to see a simple knocks and an abscure run off might make their day, it seemed to

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  • August 20, 2019 at 9:42 pm
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    Why is this masterpiece in my recommended section

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  • August 20, 2019 at 9:46 pm
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    Guy: breaks ten law in a day

    Guard: wait that's illegal

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  • August 20, 2019 at 10:21 pm
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    The salmon one had me dead af
    "He's checking if his car is locked, thats how fucking creepy i look". 💀💀💀

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  • August 20, 2019 at 11:25 pm
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    Person in Video: If you wear a suit of armor in Parliament they are legally allowed to cut your head off.
    GOES UP TO PARALIMENT IN SUIT OF ARMOR

    Person in Video: It's plastic.
    Person in Video: I'm doing a kids TV thing.

    LMFAO. Plastic suit and obviously plastic balls instead of balls of steel.

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  • August 20, 2019 at 11:59 pm
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    You were gonna get shot at tony Blair houses

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  • August 21, 2019 at 12:31 am
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    The 499 years old queen watching this and screaming "why you bloody basterds didn't cut his head off" D:<

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  • August 21, 2019 at 12:51 am
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    why are the police in england so militarized

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  • August 21, 2019 at 1:05 am
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    I ate a burger king sandwich in front of a wendys officer and got arrested

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  • August 21, 2019 at 1:08 am
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    In America its illegal to be illegal

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  • August 21, 2019 at 1:09 am
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    The British Jake paul

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  • August 21, 2019 at 1:09 am
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    what if one law was gambling with a fish

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  • August 21, 2019 at 1:11 am
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    "I've got a sashimi quality fish"

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  • August 21, 2019 at 1:18 am
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    Congrats I still have a head too

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  • August 21, 2019 at 2:00 am
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    Some rural areas have laws about closing fences (USA).

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  • August 21, 2019 at 2:12 am
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    where do you check all those laws

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  • August 21, 2019 at 2:31 am
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    STOP YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW, PAY THE FINE OR SERV YOUR SENTENCE, your stolen goods are forfit.
    THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

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  • August 21, 2019 at 2:34 am
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    Knock a door and running is still happening. It's anti social behaviour. You've never been a kid in brittain if you've never done it 😂

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  • August 21, 2019 at 3:01 am
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    Roman atwoods soon grew quick and adapted well 😮

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  • August 21, 2019 at 3:28 am
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    that fish part got me dying

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  • August 21, 2019 at 3:58 am
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    The library one made this video turn into ASMR for a bit.

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  • August 21, 2019 at 3:59 am
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    in my country pornhub is banned. 😁

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  • August 21, 2019 at 4:32 am
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    I'm cackling over this guy doorbell ditching the fuckingprime minister oh my god he looks so smug

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  • August 21, 2019 at 5:21 am
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    That's only because You gamble out back of the library

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  • August 21, 2019 at 5:26 am
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    ridiculous, lol

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  • August 21, 2019 at 5:35 am
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    You can't have out a ice cream in your back picket in Arizona is ilegal

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  • August 21, 2019 at 5:50 am
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    I just watched some intense documentaries about drugs that make you lose your free will and this was perfect to make me kinda forget that

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  • August 21, 2019 at 7:02 am
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    Wtf they should abolish those laws no one can or knew about it

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  • August 21, 2019 at 7:25 am
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    Is no one going to talk about how good his singing was

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  • August 21, 2019 at 10:23 am
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    Only in England 😂

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  • August 21, 2019 at 11:37 am
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    You may be in your own home, but that does not mean you can swan around naked. Yes, it is illegal to be naked in your own home – but with a caveat. Under Section 27A of the Miscellaneous Offences (Public Order and Nuisance) Act, Chapter 184, a person cannot be naked in a private place while being exposed to public view. This law came into effect in Feb 27, 1996.
    This is a wierd law in Singapore

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  • August 21, 2019 at 12:13 pm
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    Next go to North Korea and spit on the statues

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  • August 21, 2019 at 12:59 pm
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    CRIMINAL.

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  • August 21, 2019 at 2:12 pm
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    Yes officer right here.

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  • August 21, 2019 at 3:05 pm
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    Jay walking is illegal in winnipeg,mb,ca but everyone does it. Also public intoxication is acceptable, you only get put in the drunk tank if you commit a crime while drunk. I dont know why, its part of what makes this city so “special”.

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  • August 21, 2019 at 3:09 pm
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    They wouldnt have let him in with metal armour it sounds like. He should have told the cop why he was really there lol

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  • August 21, 2019 at 3:14 pm
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    3:05 it's plastic..

    Later says I just wore a suit of armor

    Mission failed

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  • August 21, 2019 at 3:27 pm
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    The constable at the end was just laughing away. He knew what was up lol

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  • August 21, 2019 at 3:43 pm
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    Brilliant. Missing this ought to be a crime. Cheers!

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  • August 21, 2019 at 4:14 pm
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    FBI Wants to know your location

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  • August 21, 2019 at 4:26 pm
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    The police in the end im cackling

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  • August 21, 2019 at 4:31 pm
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    You can literry just walk up to prime minister's house and knock? Don't think you can do that in White House.

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  • August 21, 2019 at 4:46 pm
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    Top 10 hardest criminals

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  • August 21, 2019 at 4:59 pm
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    “Were doing a kids tv thing” -youtuber caught in the wild trying to explain their profession

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  • August 21, 2019 at 5:00 pm
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    Wait you cant double rough after 8am or …. ever…?

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  • August 21, 2019 at 5:16 pm
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    The stupidest law I have in my state is that in school, you're not allowed to wear your hood from your jacket or a hat in school. Seriously, every time I ask why, its always a different answer from a teacher. But they mostly say "its a danger to safety". If teachers feel threatened by students wearing hats, then I think they should find another job.

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  • August 21, 2019 at 5:29 pm
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    In my books every law is stupid 😉

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  • August 21, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    Have a blessed day!!!!! 🐸🐸

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  • August 21, 2019 at 6:04 pm
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    The door one had me ded

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  • August 21, 2019 at 6:09 pm
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    Haha this made me laugh so hard 😂

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  • August 21, 2019 at 6:56 pm
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    Inmate: what are you in here for?

    This guy: carrying a salmon Suspiciously.

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  • August 21, 2019 at 7:05 pm
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    Damn, white people are weird af

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  • August 21, 2019 at 7:42 pm
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    Your mic you used in this video should be a crime

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  • August 21, 2019 at 7:42 pm
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    Your mic you used in this video should be a crime

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  • August 21, 2019 at 9:05 pm
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    lol I remember “had king salmon in a suspicious act” whatever that means lol

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  • August 21, 2019 at 9:15 pm
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    This. Is. War. They will send the swat team on this man

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  • August 21, 2019 at 10:02 pm
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    Next: Being Gay In russia

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  • August 21, 2019 at 10:02 pm
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    Unless it's a shtupid lawww

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  • August 21, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    Turns out he didnt break the dumbest law of them all: criticizing muslim pedophiles.

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  • August 21, 2019 at 11:18 pm
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    In the town of YORK it is legal to kill a Scotsman with a crossbow after midnight

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  • August 21, 2019 at 11:19 pm
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    And he was publicly executed the next day.

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  • August 21, 2019 at 11:23 pm
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    Mi5 would like to know your location

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  • August 21, 2019 at 11:50 pm
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    Im just glad he's getting on after Game of Thrones

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  • August 21, 2019 at 11:55 pm
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    The gimp is strong in this one.

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  • August 22, 2019 at 12:17 am
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    I went from "mike tyson bites ear off real video" to "I Broke Dumb Laws In Front Of Police…"

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  • August 22, 2019 at 1:14 am
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    Why is there so many dislikes? 😂

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  • August 22, 2019 at 1:28 am
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    I thought it was Ellen Degeneres

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  • August 22, 2019 at 1:59 am
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    Minors aren’t allowed to play pin ball

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  • August 22, 2019 at 2:03 am
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    I can't stop laughing at the dirty rug shit

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  • August 22, 2019 at 2:05 am
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    First and last vice video i watch

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  • August 22, 2019 at 3:16 am
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    Lol

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  • August 22, 2019 at 3:39 am
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    Stupid law america has is that rape runs off hear-say. If a woman you have neveret in your life says you raped her you got jail time pretty much instantly

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  • August 22, 2019 at 3:54 am
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    Dude looks like a mix of Geoffrey and Ramsey Bolton

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  • August 22, 2019 at 4:24 am
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    You can't break 8 laws without getting caught

    This guy: well hold my salmon suspiciously, beat my rug, help me with my armour, get out a deck of cards, join me in my ballad, get my double ruff and take off my socks as I ding dong ditch this guy

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  • August 22, 2019 at 4:43 am
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    ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

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  • August 22, 2019 at 5:49 am
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    Dude look like he needs to clean the Piss off of his face…damnnn lol

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  • August 22, 2019 at 5:50 am
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    We call it Ding Dong Ditch in the states

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  • August 22, 2019 at 5:54 am
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    I love the officer at the end laughing as the guy knocked on the door and ran away!

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  • August 22, 2019 at 6:06 am
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    I wonder what the story behind the salmon law is..

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  • August 22, 2019 at 6:08 am
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    well, it's still ILLEGAL! and this is proof! so arrest that punk:))) ALso it is interesting how Police officer does not KNOW laws! and it is interesting that if you break a law that is not well known by police officers you can survive!

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  • August 22, 2019 at 6:18 am
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    Eww what gender is that dude, why does everyone that work at vice and buzzfeed look like an autistic alien?!

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  • August 22, 2019 at 7:05 am
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    Your incriminating yourself

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  • August 22, 2019 at 9:21 am
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    I hate London

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