[NOISE] 500 club dude,
that yeah, that was the, like where
all the skaters went back in the 90s and stuff. We all walked in there,
and this English dude was like, man,
you guys faggots? And we’re like, what? What are you guys
talking about? What?
What are you talking about? And oh man, you guys
are like faggot, and he just kept
laying into us. You’re like what? And I just kept drinking,
I’m like [BLEEP], I’m gonna get this dude. And I finished
my beer and I stuffed the bottle
right here. And I was like, what’s
up, do you wanna go? We’ll go take care of
this down the street. And he’s like, all right. So we walked outside and
I was ahead of him. I’m walking and I heard him all, I heard
footsteps like that. He was gonna come up and
get me from behind, so I pulled the,
the bottle out and cracked him right in the,
in the, in the face. [MUSIC] Hi, my name is Andy Roy
and today we’re gonna be cooking up sweet and
sour pork, or it’s my version of sweet
and sour pork that we make when when I was
locked up in jail prison. You get bored of stuff
that you eat in there. It’s the same shit
every day, so you try to come up
with anything you can. We’ve got our pork rind,
we’ve got our meat longs. We’ll cut these up. Cherry kool-aid, and this is gonna give it
the sweetness right here. You’ve got Sriracha,
it adds good value. Pop Ramen,
$4.20 in prison for a case of Pop Ramen in
jail you always hear this all day long. [SOUND] See,
we’re breaking them up. All day long,
you’ll hear this. [SOUND] Okay, so then
we’ve got our meat logs. We’ll cut these up. Eat, eat, eat, that’s all
there is to do in there. Tattoo, eat,
cause a ruckus, jack off. I got free teeth. Free teeth from going to
prison and, and tattoo. They the last time
I went they’re all. You could get a year and a half drug court, or
16 months in prison. I’m gonna get me 16
months in prison. I’m gonna go get some
free teeth, and tattoos. Okay, I’m gonna throw
these Pop Ramen’s in. Oh. We got a brew? Can I get a beer?>>[INAUDIBLE].>>Tecate. Would anyone like one?>>Sure.
>>Bam up. There you go. This is something
that we don’t get in there, you know? So this is a little, a
little bonus right here. Yeah, we’re good. Noodles are going. This is the only think I
know how to cook, too. I know how to make
peanut butter and jelly, macaroni and cheese,
this sweet and sour pork. It’s soup. Smash ’em up a little
bit like that. Okay. Meat logs in here. And we’re gonna add
a little bit of Sriracha, just a little
bit in there. Sweet and sour pork,
where are you at? Right here in
the kitchen. Cuz I haven’t made this
stuff in a long time, you guys, so. [NOISE] It’s
kinda gnarly.>>[LAUGH].>>I dunno,
what you guys wanna do. Hey taste it,
taste it you guys. Here.
Just come in here, it’s gnarly. [NOISE] Huh,
you almost threw up. Rad! This will make you
not wanna go to jail right here. You the, you know,
what I mean? Should we give it
to some bum then? Okay, let’s go. Oh my feet are still
all [BLEEP]. [NOISE] This is
a lot of weight man. This will keep you full. Hey you hungry? Sweet and sour pork?>>Someone is
gonna want this.>>I could write
something on it and make it look like it came from an actual
Chinese restaurant.>>Awesome.
>>Hey, hey, come here come here. Whoa, I almost
dropped it. One bite, just one bite. I’ll take a bite
with you. There’s nothing wrong,
it ain’t like that.>>It’s got too
much Kool-Aid, huh?>>[LAUGH].>>Right here. Come here homie. Stop. You hungry? Sweet and sour pork,
it’s gel style. I made it. Good, huh? Gr, here.>>Some people say I’m a,
I’m a Bruce Willis son.>>You,
you’re Bruce Willis, you look like
Bruce Willis’s son.>>You took me a picture. Look, look, look.>>Yeah, yeah. Will you take a bite and
try it? Are you sure? You’re thugging dude. You’re thug. Hey look at that, look at that gangster
walk right there. Look at that. That’s a gangster. Mm-mm. Come on, man. Take a bite. Take a bite. Will you take a bite and just tell me how
you like it? See, it’s good, huh? Now you got protein. You’re gonna be
on it today. You’re gonna get
lucky today. From one to ten what,
what do I get.>>I don’t wanna look
man and that’s it.>>Worry about the food,
what do I get, from one to ten?>>I’ll give it a cool
seven and a half.>>Would you like to try
some sweet and sour pork? Can’t do it. If we had some chicks
though, you’d be like, I’ll quit right now.>>Hey, bitch, you better
point that [BLEEP] off! [INAUDIBLE].>>What? Huh? Hey, til next time. [NOISE] All these dudes
when to the brewery and got a case of like these
beers, and they’re warm. Well we’re drinking
on our way to Canada. And Joey Torchet
was with us. And I had to take
a piss super bad and I [BLEEP] peed in one of
the beer things, right? I filled it all the way
to the top, perfect, and I put the cap back on and Joey goes, hey man,
pass me a beer Eddie. I’m all, I got you. And he grabs it and
he’s all that’s warm. I’m all, Joey,
they’re all warm, and he drinks it. And spits it out dude. Our new thing now is to
light each other on fire. We’re going on,
on tour now and just lighting each
other on fire.

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100 thoughts on “How to Make Prison Style Sweet and Sour Pork With Andy Roy

  • May 19, 2019 at 8:53 pm
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    Liquid shot going in, same coming out. And theirs no personal stoves in prison. Just microwave

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  • May 19, 2019 at 10:15 pm
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    Give me 16 months in prison 😂

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  • May 19, 2019 at 10:26 pm
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    Koolaide for sweetness in sweet n sour pork but he used the unsweetened koolaide 😂 love this guy

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  • May 19, 2019 at 10:30 pm
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    Puts teeth back in, cuts aforementioned 'meat log'….does not wash hands…serves to public 😳

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  • May 19, 2019 at 11:59 pm
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    His hat is too big.

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  • May 20, 2019 at 2:13 am
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    Let’s glorify stupidity.

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  • May 20, 2019 at 12:51 pm
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    Man this guy sounds like a character out of rick n morty

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  • May 20, 2019 at 9:05 pm
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    Andy Roy the king of the bowl

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  • May 20, 2019 at 11:14 pm
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    Chill on the meth bro.

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  • May 21, 2019 at 7:07 pm
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    i call jail cell concoctions like this "Spread"

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  • May 22, 2019 at 1:20 am
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    The reason why the prison sweet and sour tasted bad was because the packet of kool-aid he used doesn't have sugar, so it made the mixture really bitter and sour for sure. If he used the kool-aid mix from the container already with sugar it would have tasted like actual prison sweet and sour.

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  • May 22, 2019 at 3:08 am
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    What a waste of perfectly good tiny pepperoni cocks.

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  • May 22, 2019 at 2:11 pm
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    This dude is like if stevo did meth back in the jackass days to current

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  • May 22, 2019 at 2:32 pm
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    that shit actually looks pretty good lol and good for you idk why everyone doesn't think of this lol

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  • May 24, 2019 at 6:15 pm
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    chef takes all 3 sets of his false teeth out of his head, puts them back in and immediately starts cutting the "meat logs". this guy reminds me of my childhood.

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  • May 26, 2019 at 5:03 am
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    Prison food is shit this is gourmet compared to what they giving and thats facts

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  • May 27, 2019 at 8:23 am
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    He forgot to add the flavor pack from the Top Ramen…….. it should be the chili lime shrimp flavor pack. That’s what the girls use in Elmwood

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  • May 28, 2019 at 4:28 am
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    4:36 did his stanking ass say NIGGA?

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  • May 29, 2019 at 6:09 pm
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    Turnt out..

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  • May 29, 2019 at 7:49 pm
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    Nobody eats this well in prison.

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  • May 29, 2019 at 8:57 pm
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    SEVEN ANF A HALF!?!

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  • May 30, 2019 at 1:34 am
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    What a fuck up

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  • May 30, 2019 at 4:24 pm
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    Honestly if you left out the koolaid it would probably taste alright. It’s literally just ramen, slim Jim and pork rinds. So just a bowl of super salty noodles and meat, which I couldn’t imagine being horrible lol

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  • May 30, 2019 at 8:07 pm
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    The judge said16 months in drug court or 18 months in prison i said give me 18 month is prison ill get free teeth

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  • June 1, 2019 at 12:02 am
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    How the hell yall sharing a toilet after that?

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  • June 1, 2019 at 5:27 am
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    There better be a fucking next time 😂

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  • June 2, 2019 at 4:21 am
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    Haha he's been using the same spoon with everyone 🤣

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  • June 2, 2019 at 2:56 pm
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    This dude is the shit man

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  • June 3, 2019 at 6:02 am
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    its kinda gnarly

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  • June 4, 2019 at 12:53 am
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    How NOT to make 👍

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  • June 4, 2019 at 5:26 am
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    Straight up Tweaker…. "the force is strong with this one"..

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  • June 4, 2019 at 9:27 pm
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    Hell nah

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  • June 4, 2019 at 9:27 pm
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    White boi spread

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  • June 5, 2019 at 8:03 pm
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    Thats some wierd meth…

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  • June 6, 2019 at 12:24 am
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    Taste like prison

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  • June 7, 2019 at 2:45 am
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    "Free teeth and tattoos" ahaha he knows damn well who paid for that shit XD

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  • June 7, 2019 at 9:01 am
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    I stopped watching when he said cherry kool aid

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  • June 7, 2019 at 4:57 pm
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    4:54

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  • June 7, 2019 at 5:18 pm
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    It's like Rob Dyrdek developed a strong meth habit.

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  • June 8, 2019 at 1:28 am
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    old school munchies videos rock!

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  • June 8, 2019 at 1:50 am
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    You have to add sugar to koolaid stupid. And you can't put 5 packs in a 2 quart pan

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  • June 8, 2019 at 3:50 am
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    LMAO you almost threw up aw rad

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  • June 8, 2019 at 6:52 am
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    Lmao 😂😂😂😂

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  • June 8, 2019 at 10:33 am
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    first tastes kinda gnarley

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  • June 8, 2019 at 3:53 pm
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    What a bullshit 😆

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  • June 8, 2019 at 5:25 pm
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    This guys a faggot lol

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  • June 8, 2019 at 8:53 pm
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    This guys seems cool enough

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  • June 8, 2019 at 11:28 pm
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    Pulls out his teeth, keeps cooking

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  • June 10, 2019 at 9:55 pm
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    You need a skateboard brother

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  • June 10, 2019 at 10:41 pm
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    I love his shirt🤷🏽‍♂️🤣

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  • June 11, 2019 at 4:33 am
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    This things he use looks soooo unhealthy

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  • June 11, 2019 at 11:23 pm
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    Spread doesn’t taste the same when you out as well.

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  • June 12, 2019 at 6:47 pm
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    Andy Roy you're a legend.

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  • June 13, 2019 at 4:23 am
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    “It’s kinda gnarly” BAHAHA

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  • June 13, 2019 at 8:17 pm
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    Crack would be healthier than the shit he just made

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  • June 14, 2019 at 1:19 am
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    You're supposed to use the Kool-Aid that has the sugar in it fool

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  • June 14, 2019 at 2:01 pm
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    Hahahahah im fucking during. The music then it goes to him imitating shanking someone

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  • June 15, 2019 at 2:39 am
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    I wouldn’t eat shit Andy makes Lol

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  • June 15, 2019 at 4:27 pm
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    Prisoners become chef

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  • June 15, 2019 at 8:39 pm
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    I heard you can’t jack off in prison ? Lol

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  • June 16, 2019 at 1:25 am
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    Wanted to see him fight the guy at the end

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  • June 16, 2019 at 4:56 pm
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    It’s been 5 years since this video, bet he’s back in prison lol.

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  • June 16, 2019 at 7:32 pm
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    Outside prison this shit is worse than garbage but in prison this is a 5 star meal

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  • June 17, 2019 at 5:04 am
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    Im just guessing but I think sweetened koolaid might work better.

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  • June 17, 2019 at 6:20 am
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    My boy going my peoples beer

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  • June 17, 2019 at 1:10 pm
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    Probably made this for his boyfriend when he was incarcerated. Then gave him a suck off for dessert.

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  • June 17, 2019 at 2:11 pm
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    I bet it looks and smells like shit

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  • June 18, 2019 at 12:37 pm
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    Crack is a hell of a drug.

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  • June 23, 2019 at 4:00 am
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    How did this guy go to jail, he seems so cute and innocent.

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  • June 23, 2019 at 8:21 am
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    He is using the wrong kind of koolaid. You need to use the one with sugar premixed into it. The one he's using has no sugar so it's super sour.

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  • June 25, 2019 at 5:09 am
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    If you make all the pieces smaller, leave out the siracha, use better chips, use less hot water, and wrap it all in a chip bag to steam, it tastes way better.

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  • June 25, 2019 at 7:16 am
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    This dude looks like he will buy kids alcohol then sell them a Mountain Dew hat😂

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  • June 26, 2019 at 12:30 am
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    He’ll be back in prison within a year

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  • June 26, 2019 at 2:10 am
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    Why would he take prison over drug court? I don't get it.

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  • June 27, 2019 at 4:27 pm
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    “i give it a cool 7.5/10 .. honestly”
    DEFINITELY has been in before

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  • June 27, 2019 at 4:29 pm
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    hes street dirty and has a funny personality, he could become a next hit youtube channel

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  • July 2, 2019 at 12:11 am
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    Prison food? Yeah right, fuck off. If it doesn't contain hair, blood, semen, roaches, spit, you can't compare it.

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  • July 2, 2019 at 1:04 am
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    This man wild and chill at the same time

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  • July 4, 2019 at 1:38 am
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    I swear the picture behind him when he's cooking looks like trump as a chicken….

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  • July 4, 2019 at 1:04 pm
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    This man probably been through so much he just not scared of anything anymore judging by the way he talks and act which is great tbh, a great way to be happy is just to not give a fuck

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  • July 5, 2019 at 10:20 am
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    He looks like he asks were the meth at

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  • July 8, 2019 at 8:36 pm
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    Koolaid don't work unless you tryin color ur noodles ….we use prison koolaid cuz they already sweetened

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  • July 12, 2019 at 4:58 am
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    God he looks like shit right there glad to see him sober n have teeth now

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  • July 16, 2019 at 8:14 pm
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    Rob drydek on meth

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  • July 17, 2019 at 5:04 am
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    Yo he pulled his teeth out… put them back in…and then touch the food wtf

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  • July 17, 2019 at 9:20 am
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    I bet he's from Texas lol

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  • July 19, 2019 at 8:42 pm
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    Lmaoo I love this guy!!!!! He needs his own channel!!!!

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  • July 20, 2019 at 4:40 pm
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    4:00 I thought that was Bruce Willis son…

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  • July 26, 2019 at 6:40 am
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    God just watched his pod cast with Novak as geuss, so stoked on how well he's doing

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  • July 31, 2019 at 8:55 am
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    Fuck yeah Andy Roy!

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  • August 1, 2019 at 10:29 pm
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    The tweak is heavy ,

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  • August 4, 2019 at 2:38 am
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    Andy roy tried to choke out dmx one time…funny

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  • August 4, 2019 at 12:33 pm
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    We need Andy to have his own tv show

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  • August 5, 2019 at 7:02 am
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    Did that guy just say “a bitch ima break ur camera “ or somthin at the end?

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  • August 6, 2019 at 6:12 am
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    Bruh u missing out, we used the thousand islands and koohlaid not siracha😋 fucken bombay!!!

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  • August 10, 2019 at 12:45 pm
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    why the fk would any dumbass bitch make prison style anything when they're free

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