>> Stephen: AS YOU KNOW, WE'RE
COMING OUT OF A BIG WINTER COLD SNAP, AND MANY
PEOPLE ARE ASKING "HOW IS GWYNETH PALTROW?"
WELL, THE ANSWER MIGHT SURPRISE YOU, BECAUSE SHE'S BEING SUED
FOR AN ALLEGED "SKIING 'HIT-AND- RUN'." WHICH IS THE BASIS FOR THE NEW
SERIES: "LAW AND ORDER: WHITE CRIMES UNIT." ( LAUGHTER )
THE WINNER OF THIS REGATTA… IS JUSTICE. ( LAUGHTER )
HERE'S THE DEAL — GWYNETH HAS BEEN ACCUSED IN A LAWSUIT OF
BREAKING A MAN'S RIBS AND LEAVING HIM WITH A CONCUSSION
WHEN SHE SMASHED INTO HIM WHILE SKIING AT A UTAH SKI RESORT
2016, AND THE MAN IS NOW SEEKING MORE THAN $3.1 MILLION — OR TWO
ITEMS ON GOOP. ( LAUGHTER )
THE PLAINTIFF IS TERRY SANDERSON, A 72-YEAR-OLD RETIRED
OPTOMETRIST, WHO CLAIMS THAT PALTROW WAS "SKIING OUT OF
CONTROL" WHEN SHE HIT THE MAN FROM BEHIND, "KNOCKING HIM DOWN
HARD, KNOCKING HIM OUT." EVEN IF TRUE, YOU HAVE TO CUT
GWYNETH A BREAK HERE. IT'S EXTREMELY HARD TO SKI
STRAIGHT WHEN YOU'RE KEGELING A JADE EGG. ( LAUGHTER )
LOOK IT UP, I DIDN'T MAKE THAT UP. IT'S A TRUE STORY. NOW, THIS HAPPENED AT THE DEER
VALLEY SKI RESORT, IN UTAH. AND I'LL GET BACK TO THE STORY
IN A MINUTE, BUT, FIRST, I JUST WANNA TALK ABOUT DEER VALLEY. THEY HAVE THE BEST SERVICE OF
ALL THE SKI RESORTS, AND THEY DON'T ALLOW THOSE SNOWBOARDING
HOODLUMS. IT'S PARADISE. TRY THE TURKEY CHILI. ( LAUGHTER )
BUT A LOT OF THE SKI RUNS ARE TRICKY. HERE'S THE THING — YOU WANT TO
GET ON SILVER LAKE EXPRESS TO TAKE YOU TO SILVER LAKE LODGE. IF YOU WANT TO HAVE LUNCH THERE,
GET THERE EARLY. THEY HAVE GREAT BEACH WITH LAWN
CHAIRS, GET A BEER AROUND 7:00 A.M. AND YOU WILL SKI
LOOSER FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. THEN TAKE QUINCY TO THE TOP. EMPIRE LUNCH IS THE BEST HERE,
SMALLEST LINES. WATCH OUT FOR "JORDANELLE." IT'S THE ONLY GONDOLA ON THE
MOUNTAIN BUT IT GETS VERY ICY LATE IN THE DAY. ( APPLAUSE )
SO HERE'S THE DEAL, SANDERSON CLAIMS THAT SHE HIT HIM FROM
BEHIND, AND HE WAS MOMENTARILY KNOCKED OUT, WHILE SHE SKIED
AWAY. SO HOW WAS HE SURE IT WAS HER? WELL, ACCORDING TO RAMON, AN
ACQUAINTANCE OF SANDERSON'S, PALTROW'S SKI INSTRUCTOR TOLD
RAMON THE WOMAN WAS PALTROW. THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO A
CELEBRITY HIT AND RUN! ( LAUGHTER )
AFTER YOU FLEE, YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR HYPE MAN SAY, "HEY, SHE'S
FAMOUS!" ( LAUGHTER )
WHEN ALEC BALDWIN'S ABOUT TO PUNCH A GUY OVER A PARKING
SPACE, HIS PUBLICIST DOESN'T SAY, "CHECK OUT '30 ROCK' NOW
STREAMING ON HULU. HE'S WEALTHY AND VERY SUE-ABLE"! ( LAUGHTER )
NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHETHER THIS REALLY HAPPENED, OR IF THIS GUY
IS JUST SUING HER BECAUSE SHE'S FAMOUS, BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS
— AND I MEAN THIS — WATCH OUT FOR "JORDANELLE." ( LAUGHTER )
IT MAY SEEM LIKE A SIMPLE BLUE, BUT IT'S REALLY LONG AND CAN ICE
OVER LATE IN THE DAY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH TARAJI
P. HENSON.

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Being Sued For Reckless Skiing
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26 thoughts on “Gwyneth Paltrow Is Being Sued For Reckless Skiing

  • June 19, 2019 at 10:00 am
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    Why do I feel the man bought something on goop and is just trying to get his money back.

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  • June 19, 2019 at 10:00 am
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    incredibly informative. I look forward to further travel tips

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  • June 19, 2019 at 10:00 am
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    Yea this was pretty stupid video. I like her as an actress but I don't know her as a person. The sue amount is stupid but if it's tries yes she should pay for medical bills. Also she should get brought up on charges if this is true.

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  • June 19, 2019 at 10:00 am
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    I watched this Colbert clip because it didn't have any Trump bashing🤗

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  • June 19, 2019 at 10:00 am
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    LOL!!! Ice in Utah

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  • June 19, 2019 at 10:00 am
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    Alec Baldwin really got himself some bad publicity by shit talking Stephen 😂

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  • June 19, 2019 at 10:00 am
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    so that old man was KNOCKED OUT yet "knew" she did it? The judge is going to toss that bullshit case out

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  • June 19, 2019 at 10:00 am
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    what's up with the swiss flags on the map?

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  • June 19, 2019 at 10:00 am
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    So how much did Steven get paid by Deer Valley for the promo

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  • June 19, 2019 at 10:00 am
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    never trust optimists or optometrists.

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  • June 19, 2019 at 10:00 am
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    I love this crazy guy!!!!

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  • June 19, 2019 at 10:00 am
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    Hit and run on a ski slope is a crime the same penalty as a vehicle hit and run.

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  • June 19, 2019 at 10:00 am
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    THE ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU

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  • June 19, 2019 at 10:00 am
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    Well I wouldn't put it past her.

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  • June 19, 2019 at 10:00 am
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    Gwyneth is defrauding people and (maybe) hitting people. Quick, somebody call Spider Man!

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  • June 19, 2019 at 10:00 am
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    Colbert describing the specific intricacies of Deer Valley is great, and he’s not wrong! The turkey chili is delicious, but very expensive.

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  • June 19, 2019 at 10:00 am
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    Someone got lightly brushed by a Hollywood Actress and saw dollar signs…ChaChing! !💵💵💵…💵!

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  • June 19, 2019 at 10:00 am
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    My question is, what was a 72 year old man doing skiing in the first place. The cold alone could kill someone at that age.

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  • June 19, 2019 at 10:00 am
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    I hope the impact didn’t jar her jade egg loose into her flamingo-down bibs. She’d probably need an emergency vaginal steaming with endangered Tibetan herbs and mollusk embryos.

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  • June 19, 2019 at 10:00 am
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    I worked here in the 17-18 season, everything he says is true, and if you've bought the turkey chilli DIY kit, me and a few older ladies probably personally handled every bean in the bag (We wore gloves, don't worry)

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  • June 19, 2019 at 10:00 am
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    Dammit Colbert! You got me to google jade egg kegel, and I really didnt need to know that.

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  • June 19, 2019 at 10:00 am
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    I read she was on the bunny hill meaning she doesn't know how to ski.

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  • June 19, 2019 at 10:00 am
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    Tell us Halfwit Colbert, do you believe that the Jussie Smollett, anti-white, anti-trump, Hate Crime was real or a HOAX?

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  • June 19, 2019 at 10:00 am
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    She’s what we call a “ Jerry” on the slopes

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