– GOD, THIS PLACE IS SO NICE. – THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF
THE BEST FRENCH PLACES IN TOWN. – MM, I DID NOT REALIZE
THAT YOU WERE SO CULTURED. – YOU’RE SWEET. MY FRENCH IS PRETTY GOOD, SO I CAN ORDER FOR BOTH OF US. – OOH.
– IF YOU’D LIKE. – WELL, WELL, WELL. – BONJOUR. WELCOME TO CHEZ
DE LA NOTRE VENDRE, I AM YOUR WAITER
FOR THIS EVENING. MY NAME IS
JEAN-LUC DE LA PIERRE-RENAULT, BUT YOU MAY CALL ME JEAN. – BONJOUR, JEAN. – OOH, LOOK AT YOU. – IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS
ABOUT ANYTHING AT ALL I AM MORE THAN HAPPY
TO ASSIST YOU–TO ASSIST. – JEAN?
I GOT IT. MERCI BEAUCOUP.
– TRES BIEN. WELL, OUR FIRST SPECIAL TONIGHT
IS OUR POISSON DU JOUR. IT’S A LOUP DE MER PLUS
[speaking French], SERVED WITH
A [speaking French], THAT IS SERVED ON A BED OF
[speaking French] AND ALSO SERVED WITH
[speaking French] AND [speaking French]. – MMM.
– MMM. – YUM. – OUR SOUP TODAY IS
A [speaking French] WITH A–JUST A DASH OF
[speaking French] AND SERVED WITH MELTED
[speaking French]. – SOUP.
– YEAH. – OUR OTHER SEAFOOD TODAY– WE HAVE A VERY NICE
[speaking French], FROM THE [speaking French]
VALLEY IN [speaking French]. IT IS SERVED WITH A SIDE OF
[speaking French] [continues speaking French]
SAUCE. – MAN, IT’S JUST,
I’M A LITTLE BIT OVERWHELMED. – HA-HA, YEAH, YES. OH, GOD,
I’M SO GLAD YOU SAID THAT. I WAS ABOUT TO SAY
THE SAME THING. – SO YOU WOULD RECOMMEND GETTING
THE [speaking French] WITH THE, UM…
OOH, I’M SORRY, IS THE [speaking French] IN A HEAVY
[speaking French] SAUCE? – OH, NO, NO, NO. IT’S MORE LIKE A
[speaking French] SAUCE. – WHAT DO YOU THINK? I’M GONNA DEFER TO HIM
ON THIS ONE, BECAUSE HE KNOWS THIS STUFF
WAY BETTER THAN I DO. – OH, YES.
MONSIEUR? – WHAT? UM, YEAH.
WE’RE–WE’LL HAVE THE… SWUND–UH, THE– [nasal honking] I’M– SHHNN. [speaking gibberish] WE’LL TRY THE FLEUR– [speaking gibberish] IT’S BEEN NICE KNOWING YOU.
HAVE A LOVELY DINNER.

French Restaurant – Key & Peele

100 thoughts on “French Restaurant – Key & Peele

  • August 2, 2019 at 12:28 am
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    1:24 this part is killing me

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  • August 2, 2019 at 3:40 am
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    I perfectly speak French and I didn't understand any of what they said in "french"

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  • August 2, 2019 at 4:53 am
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    SHHHHUUUNNN 😂😂😂 can’t stop laughing

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  • August 2, 2019 at 5:38 am
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    2:21 When you pick up a Samurai sword and suddenly think you're a master.

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  • August 2, 2019 at 1:32 pm
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    OK, I see "LOL" all the time, but that really did make me laugh out loud!

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  • August 2, 2019 at 5:17 pm
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    And now he needs a angry translator

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  • August 2, 2019 at 7:13 pm
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    yo im laughinmg so hard cause i peak french lmaooooo

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  • August 2, 2019 at 7:16 pm
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    Bruh jordan peele facial expressions sold it lmaooooooo

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  • August 2, 2019 at 8:33 pm
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    So I thought I couldn't understand most of it only to find out that everything I didn't understand was just French sounding BS… The education system clearly failed me.

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  • August 2, 2019 at 9:56 pm
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    That is the best French accent ever.

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  • August 2, 2019 at 10:10 pm
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    Wtf that wasn’t French at all. mais c'était drôle lmao 😂🔥😂

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  • August 2, 2019 at 11:15 pm
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    😂🤣🤣

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  • August 3, 2019 at 2:19 am
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    He says colon sauce at 1:31

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  • August 3, 2019 at 3:14 am
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    The struggle is real

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  • August 3, 2019 at 8:36 am
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    Step 1 on how to speak French get a tiny thin mustache

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  • August 3, 2019 at 10:07 am
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    Ton français est un peu merdique

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  • August 3, 2019 at 3:34 pm
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    That’s when you know “it’s over!”

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  • August 3, 2019 at 7:53 pm
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    God this is making me hungry.

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  • August 3, 2019 at 11:00 pm
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    Stat is me trying to say what he said

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  • August 4, 2019 at 1:25 am
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    This had me dying!!

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  • August 4, 2019 at 3:02 am
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    What the hell…the French are revolting after this one lmaoooo

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  • August 4, 2019 at 1:27 pm
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!! I've seen this a couple times now and everytime never fails to crack me up. These guys are pure genius.

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  • August 4, 2019 at 5:32 pm
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    I lost braincells..as the usual

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  • August 4, 2019 at 6:09 pm
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    Whos her? Shes beautiful

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  • August 4, 2019 at 6:38 pm
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    Wait… is Key actually speaking French or just French sounding gibberish?

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  • August 4, 2019 at 7:14 pm
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    It’s so nice to know you… have a lovely dinner .. (and bounce) lol 😂

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  • August 4, 2019 at 7:32 pm
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    I’ll have the

    exhales

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  • August 4, 2019 at 8:00 pm
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    I genuinely thought they are speaking french until I read the comments

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  • August 4, 2019 at 8:30 pm
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    I'll get the culon sauce 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

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  • August 5, 2019 at 2:34 am
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    "I'll have the number 2 and the lady will have the …..number 2 as well"

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  • August 5, 2019 at 7:34 am
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    When the power of tongue twisting bonjour fjkhggffffffrhthuuiiojkn

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  • August 5, 2019 at 7:35 am
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    LOLL this is one of my favourite sketches!
    I literally come and watch this for some laughs whenever I'm having a bad day!

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  • August 5, 2019 at 1:23 pm
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    the best one lol

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  • August 5, 2019 at 3:29 pm
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    Who else is laughing at the french in the comments, stating it isn’t french, they cant understand, or trying to make sense of the skit 😂😂.
    MISSED LE WHOLE JOKE

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  • August 5, 2019 at 3:34 pm
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    That cant possibly be real french right??!! Tht waitress i mean

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  • August 5, 2019 at 3:39 pm
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    Key’s French accent is spot on!!! AMAZING!!!

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  • August 5, 2019 at 6:29 pm
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    Im crying

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  • August 5, 2019 at 10:31 pm
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    Ahah ! When key start to speak French his accent is very very very bad, I just don’t understand any of this « French words » but when he speak English his French accent is pretty good !
    Very good imitation of our « façon de parler » i’m laughing so bad on every of your videos !

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  • August 6, 2019 at 3:25 am
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    cannot speak french, but can read them the subtitles though

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  • August 6, 2019 at 3:43 am
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    Anytime the subtitles say "speaking French" I know it has to be gibberish 😂😂😂

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  • August 6, 2019 at 4:15 am
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    Lol when he said "mais yes"

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  • August 6, 2019 at 4:27 pm
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    N importe quoi 🤣

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  • August 6, 2019 at 7:58 pm
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    There’s not one nationality key can’t pull off😂😂😂

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  • August 6, 2019 at 9:38 pm
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    She is SO good

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  • August 6, 2019 at 11:57 pm
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    "It's been nice knowing you, have a nice dinner" 😢😂😂😂😂

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  • August 6, 2019 at 11:58 pm
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    Dang she was gorgeous too lmao

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  • August 7, 2019 at 2:06 am
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    Master Move

    Great ending 😂

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  • August 7, 2019 at 3:16 am
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    Shoulda gone to farmer boys instead lol

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  • August 7, 2019 at 3:55 am
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    I like to know if he is speaking french

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  • August 7, 2019 at 7:53 am
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    "Awkward…"

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  • August 7, 2019 at 8:55 am
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    This reminds me of my French teacher back in high school

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  • August 7, 2019 at 12:09 pm
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    At 1:20 i thought he's going to start speaking german

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  • August 7, 2019 at 2:13 pm
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    Totally lost it at "nasal honking" 😂😂

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  • August 7, 2019 at 2:22 pm
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    🤣 it's absolut gibberish and not french accurate, except for the word "cochon"

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  • August 7, 2019 at 5:36 pm
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    Lol!

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  • August 7, 2019 at 9:58 pm
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    Funny how how saying you went to France or a French restaurant constitutes cultured.

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  • August 7, 2019 at 11:40 pm
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    Cushon is pork

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  • August 8, 2019 at 12:17 am
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    "Its been nice knowing you have a lovely dinner."

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  • August 8, 2019 at 12:23 am
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    "You speak Valyrian?!"
    "Dracarys"

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  • August 8, 2019 at 1:02 am
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    🤣😂🤣😂

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  • August 8, 2019 at 1:38 am
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    2:14 lmfao

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  • August 8, 2019 at 3:51 am
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    Damn. That chick is fine as hell.

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  • August 8, 2019 at 11:08 am
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    Best skit ever! Key was on it!

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  • August 8, 2019 at 11:42 am
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    1:27 duh paaaauuuuuuuhhh

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  • August 8, 2019 at 1:51 pm
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    Dude was making those French words up…

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  • August 8, 2019 at 6:51 pm
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    Seen this 4 times in the last 20 days… Still funny

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  • August 8, 2019 at 9:04 pm
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    Sure I'll take the, uh…… HUNGH.

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  • August 9, 2019 at 12:12 am
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    His face though hhhhhhhhhhhh

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  • August 9, 2019 at 1:12 am
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    Mekia Cox is stunning and hilarious, her eyebrow raise in the Ricky Martin sketch makes it my favourite Key and Peele sketch so far!

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  • August 9, 2019 at 1:54 am
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    "I'll have what she's having" would of bought him some time to get back in the game.

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  • August 9, 2019 at 4:24 am
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    Key's French pronunciation is good

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  • August 9, 2019 at 7:48 pm
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    Hahahaha I love this one

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  • August 9, 2019 at 10:14 pm
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    The way the background music goes silent when he's trying to speak makes this sketch.

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  • August 9, 2019 at 10:20 pm
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    Uhhhh quoi

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  • August 9, 2019 at 11:29 pm
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    Wait what? 1st meal is poison.?

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  • August 10, 2019 at 3:20 am
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    Damn that woman looks gorgeous

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  • August 10, 2019 at 3:33 am
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    Lmaooo. That wasn't even French anymore 😂😂🤣

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  • August 10, 2019 at 6:32 am
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    I usually just smile at these. This made me laugh out loud like a horse neighing.

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  • August 10, 2019 at 8:52 am
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    I laugh so hard. Great stuff

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  • August 10, 2019 at 11:24 am
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    I think these are the same characters from the lion king sketch

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  • August 10, 2019 at 12:22 pm
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    Beyoncé

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  • August 10, 2019 at 1:28 pm
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    Lol! He just left!

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  • August 10, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    Has anyone watched the Asian version of this skit? Been trying to find it

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  • August 10, 2019 at 6:14 pm
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    I DIED AT THE [NASAL HONKING]

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  • August 10, 2019 at 9:59 pm
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    Lol 😂

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  • August 10, 2019 at 10:02 pm
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    She looks like a black Britney Spears (when Britney Spears was still hot).

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  • August 11, 2019 at 4:48 am
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    After the first two menu fish of the day and pork salad, i lost it.

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  • August 11, 2019 at 1:32 pm
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    He got no games! Lol
    He should have just went with the soup!😂

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  • August 11, 2019 at 2:10 pm
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    So hilarious I cried laughing!!!

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  • August 11, 2019 at 9:06 pm
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    I am French and couldn’t understand this either—it is a joke. You can’t be mixing both French and English like that and at the end no one knows what you said.

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  • August 11, 2019 at 10:58 pm
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    Mr. Nostrand strikes again

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  • August 12, 2019 at 1:43 am
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    The accents are spot so very funny in the twist also..

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  • August 12, 2019 at 5:09 am
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    "Mmm.. .Yum!"

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  • August 12, 2019 at 8:50 am
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    I love when the people who do subtitles decide to [speaks foreign language] instead of translating or at least writing what the actor is saying so that we can at least learn the proper way to write the word being spoken in foreign language.

    Its like, if you are not going to translate, at least write it down. I think it was Cast Away the first time i saw this, when selecting English Subtitles and get [Speaks Russian]….thanks didnt realize that without having it written down….

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  • August 12, 2019 at 12:47 pm
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    Man I laughed too loud
    My neighbors asked what's up
    😂😂😂😂😂

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  • August 12, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    Hilarious!!!!

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  • August 12, 2019 at 1:02 pm
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    Damn….this woman is beautiful!!!! Who is she? 😉

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