THERE IS SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT,
LET’S GET INTO IT, WE ARE NOW LESS THAN ONE YEAR OUT FROM
ELECTION DAY AN THREE SEPARATE GOVERNMENT AGENCIES ARE NOW
WARNING THAT RUSSIA, CHINA AND IRAN PLAN TO INTERFERE IN THE
2020 ELECTION, FROM WHEN PRESIDENT TRUMP HEARD THIS HE
WAS LIKE YEAH, THAT’S THE IDEA, HOPEFULLY. (LAUGHTER)
IT FEELS LIKE CHINA AND IRAN ARE LIKE HEY, RUSSIA INTERFERED WITH
THE LAST ELECTION. WHY DO THEY GET TO HAVE ALL THE
FUN. (LAUGHTER)
RUSSIA, CHINA AND IRAN. THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE TRYING
TO MESS UP THE 2020 ELECTION. BUT SO FAR NOBODY HAS DONE A
BETTER JOB THAN THE THOUSANDS OF DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES. IF ANYONE IS REALLY RUINING IT,
YOU KNOW. IN OTHER POLITICAL NEWS
ACCORDING TO A RECENTLY ARTICLE WHITE HOUSE AIDEES HAVE BEEN
WORRIED THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME ALONE AND
ISOLATED. YEAH. AND AT THIS POINT THE ONLY
FRIENDS TRUMP HAS LET WITH THE– AND ACCORDING TO THE
ARTICLE TRUMP’S AIDES ARE DESPERATELY TRYING TO COME UP
WITH ANY SOLUTION, EXCEPT FOR THE OBVIOUS ONE. THEY’RE LIKE I’M WORRIED THE SPT
ALONE AND ISOLATED. AND THEY’RE LIKE WELL GO AND
HANG OUT WITH HIM. I’VE GOT THAT ROOT CANAL I’VE
BEEN PUTTING OFF. WHY DON’T YOU HANG OUT WITH HIM.>>I’M GOING TO JUST PUNCH
MYSELF IN THE FACE RIGHT NOW.>>THE PEOPLE AROUND PRESIDENT
TRUMP ARE WORRIED THAT HE IS ALONE AND ISOLATED. UNDER THOSE EXACT SAME
CONDITIONS MELANIA SEEMS TO BE THRIVING. MOVEK ON, HERE IS A CRAZY STORY. A TECH COMPANY IN RUSSIA IS
SELLING LIFE-LIKE ROBOTS WHICH YOU CAN CUSTOMIZE TO MAKE ANY,
TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE ANY PERSON ON EARTH, RIGHT, THIS IS REAL. HERE IS ONE HERE. LOOK AT THAT. BY THE LOOKS OF IT, NOBODY IS
MORE SURPRISED OF THIS THAN THE ROBOTS THEMSELVES. THE ROBOT COMES WITH 600
EXPRESSIONS, SPEECH CAPABILITIES AND JUDGING BY THOSE EYES, AN
OUNCE OF CRYSTAL MET.>>CAN MAKE THE ROBOT LOOK LIKE
LITERALLY ANY PERSON ON EARTH, LET’S BE HONEST, THAT COMPANY IS
GOING TO END UP MAKING LIKE THREE REGULAR ROBOTS AND 10,000
RYAN GOSLINGS. AND FINALLY, A NEIGHBORHOOD IN
JK SONVILLE, FLORIDA IS IS UPSET BECAUSE ONE RESIDENT HAS A
ROOSTER THAT WAKES EVERYBODY UP AT 34:00 IF THE MORNING– 3:00
IN THE MORNING. HERE IS THE THING, THE PRESIDENT
CLAIMS– THE RESIDENTS, SORRY. (LAUGHTER)
SO USED TO DOING– HERE IS THE THING, THE RESIDENT CLAIMS THAT
IT IS HIS EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ROOSTER. NOW FROM WHAT I CAN WORK OUT A
ROOSTER’S ONE JOB IS TO WAKE YOU UP BY MAKING A HORRIBLY HOW
SOUND. CAN I NOT THINK OF A LESS
EMOTIONALLY SUPPORTIVE CREATE IRE. ALSO, HOW DARE THIS ROOSTER
ANNOY PEOPLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHEN THEY SHOULD BE
ASLEEP. FRANKLY, THAT’S MY JOB. THE ENTIRE COMMUNITY HAS RALLIED
AGAINST THAT ONE NEIGHBOR AND IT HAS GOTTEN SO BAD THAT IN ORDER
TO DEAL WITH THE STRESS, THE ROOSTER HAS HAD TO GET AN
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DOG.

Everyone Is Excited to Interfere in the 2020 Election!
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36 thoughts on “Everyone Is Excited to Interfere in the 2020 Election!

  • November 22, 2019 at 5:42 am
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    1st

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  • November 22, 2019 at 5:43 am
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    Whoever sees this I hope you follow your dreams!

    Mine is to be a successful guitar YouTuber.

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  • November 22, 2019 at 5:43 am
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    first. I love u james

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  • November 22, 2019 at 5:43 am
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    First comment

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  • November 22, 2019 at 5:43 am
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    Whoever sees this I hope you follow your dreams!

    Mine is to be a successful guitar YouTuber.

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  • November 22, 2019 at 5:44 am
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    First

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  • November 22, 2019 at 5:44 am
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    God bless Russia

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  • November 22, 2019 at 5:45 am
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    This is so because Bernie Sanders is coming in

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  • November 22, 2019 at 5:45 am
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    Who else likes trump? No one? Good that’s how I like it!

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  • November 22, 2019 at 5:45 am
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    #Epsteindidntkillhimself

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  • November 22, 2019 at 5:45 am
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    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • November 22, 2019 at 5:46 am
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    1 view 25 likes

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  • November 22, 2019 at 5:46 am
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    Anyone else from 2024?

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  • November 22, 2019 at 5:46 am
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    Sofa!

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  • November 22, 2019 at 5:47 am
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    James seems humble

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  • November 22, 2019 at 5:48 am
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    That's just sas

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  • November 22, 2019 at 5:48 am
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    1 am and here comes James keeping me awake 🀣
    Edit: Job Well Done!

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  • November 22, 2019 at 5:54 am
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    James Corden is so funny!!

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  • November 22, 2019 at 5:55 am
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    5 comments who claimed to be "first". I just came to tell em NOBODY CARES. πŸ’β€β™€οΈ

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  • November 22, 2019 at 5:56 am
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    hi

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  • November 22, 2019 at 5:56 am
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    Hii James!

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  • November 22, 2019 at 6:00 am
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    I am very excited to watch 2020 election
    Are you excited then like
    πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

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  • November 22, 2019 at 6:01 am
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    James! Nooooo….are you doing the political stuff now! At least go after Schiff guys looks like Mr Burns from the Simpsons. Can we really trust Adam Schiff? That's right the Democrats run you. Your paycheck is tied to the Dems! O well guess just skip the monologue. Last one standing Kimmel is unwatchable. Funny thing about Kimmel is he is in Fox. Hmmmmm… sorta hypocritical!

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  • November 22, 2019 at 6:12 am
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    I haft to wonder how Melania thinks of every thing that is going on with her husband. Or is it that the President lonely because she will not sleep with him .

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  • November 22, 2019 at 6:18 am
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    Social media is responsible

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  • November 22, 2019 at 6:22 am
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    I dig your show, lil baked now but… I really think we all have #POTUSFATIGUE 45. It's sad, but very dangerous. Forgot why I was posting. It's not that the very large pool of Democrats was just terrible, it's that our President just has us all so out character. And they have a lot of emotion and passion. Because up till this point, we were squared away as a country. And if we wasn't perfect, it was Damn sure better than feeling we have now.

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  • November 22, 2019 at 6:26 am
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    And unsubscribed

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  • November 22, 2019 at 6:27 am
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    Trump likes to be alone because he suffers from paranoia. He is so in fear of being whacked. I am not being mean. This started long before his Presidency. He thinks that food and water is the easiest way to poison and kill him. He had once had water boys… Wherever Trump went, a young person, would follow DIRECTLY behind but, out of sight, carrying a mirrored topped, gold trimmed, velvet, throw pillow tray with a secured water on it. Just in case Trump got thirsty. He was afraid then of the Mob and now…Russians? He is an isolated person, in fear. But there is a Bowling alley in the White House! Can't they build him a putting practice range?? Or just send him home to Florida and let Pence have all the fun!!

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  • November 22, 2019 at 6:35 am
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    @1:03 Is it just me or does it look like the blond chick is humping the short guy in front of her? And does anyone know if that's the actual promo pic for Fox?

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  • November 22, 2019 at 6:38 am
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    US: Who want to interfere the 2020 Election?
    R,C,I:I'm NOT!
    US:Okay everyone it is!

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  • November 22, 2019 at 6:47 am
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    That robot looks like a failed total recall (the original good arnie total recall) Johnny cab robot concept.

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  • November 22, 2019 at 6:49 am
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    Love that πŸ“

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  • November 22, 2019 at 6:59 am
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    β€œThere’s so much to talk about”
    Proceeds to bash on the president like he always does.

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  • November 22, 2019 at 7:08 am
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    Anyone still defending the Corrupt Pumpkin in the Very White House is beyond help now!

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  • November 22, 2019 at 8:00 am
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    I'm really glad James is in America now doing this show because I don't know what I'd watch first thing in the morning if he wasn't

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