Everybody do the Flop!
[thud] The do the flop guy
liked to dance all the time But he couldn’t do it right no matter how
hard he tried He had two left feet
from an accident at birth And every time he danced
he always flopped face first But then one day
as he jumped in the air Everybody turned and looked and
they pointed and they stared He had a bright idea
right before he hit the floor He shouted “everybody do the flop!”
A new dance craze was born! Everybody do the Flop! The do the flop guy
was a viral sensation Everybody did the flop
across the whole entire nation He was front page news
with his new dance move Everyone wanted to join
in his new dance crew But then one day
things started going wrong When a flop concert
was interrupted by a bomb He said “Please, Stop!
But no matter what he tried There was no going back
for the Do the Flop Guy The Do the Flop Guy
had to start a new trend ‘Cuz the flop might cause
the whole world to end He had stop people from
flopping on their faces He tried to invent a new dance sensation Everybody do the Don’t Fall Down! Everybody do the Stay In Place! Everybody do the Standing Up! Everybody do the Don’t Fall Down!
[Keep your feet on the ground!] Everybody do the Stay In Place!
[Please don’t break your face!] Everybody do the Standing Up!
[Don’t even put your hands up!] Everybody don’t do the flop! The Do the Flop Guy
couldn’t make them all stop They didn’t like the new moves
as much as the flop They tuned him out
and they all turned their backs Yeah they left him behind
and they called him a hack The Do the Flop Guy
had nothing left to prove Only one thing left
that he knew how to do It was in his blood
call it destiny or fate He shouted “Everybody do the flop!”
And the Earth began to shake [CHORUS] Hey, you! “Do The Flop” t-shirts
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