Alright guys. It’s 2016 can the new Batman be black. Oh No No no, no you can have a black best friend Oh, yeah, every superhero has a black guy Sidekick Iron man has a black iron man and Captain America has the…. was that the dark eagle Already fine, Fine as long as he gets to drive the Batmobile Oh, oh yeah. I’m sure he’ll steal it at some point Every Superhero ever Whoa, I have superpowers Oh man I guess that means my parents have to die Wait, What?!!! Yeah every superheros parents die, It’s the only way Every Superhero ever Captain man I’ve designed your suit with lightweight yet Bulletproof materials containing microfibers that can withstand the harshest conditions. I think [you’ll] be pleased Nice. Oh… and Captain woman I’m sure you’ll be more than pleased with their ultra strong super camouflage Sun Bikini! -What that’s not, He’s Got tha- That’s not safe. -Oh no. No, I almost forgot the matching Stripper Stilettos This is bulls**t This is F**king BullS**t I’ll wear them Jacy better than Marvel. (Aqua Man Pleasuring himself….) Look at the dorsal fin on that one Aqua man quit dicking around we have to go find Darkside! Arrhh goodd.. I’ll be ready in like five minutes Let me get some some baggier outfits. This is Just ridiculous yeah, yeah yeah, yeah of the justice league take a look at that. Yeah. Yeah. See you in five minutes. Okay, okay? Just close the door okay. I didn’t see anything Bye batman See you in a couple minutes Knock next time! GO GIRL. NO Jeffery! Stop it! Jeffery Some Superheros has living parents! Superman might had his parents back on the farm Mm-hmm. His real parents died back on Krypton. -Uhhhh Spider-Man that was his on an uncle and his uncle still died Violently [oh] damn it why does deadpool get to see tittes And I dont? -Sure is nice having my own superhero movie – Yep A movie with my own name on it. It’s glorious. Hey, do you think I could have my movie -Ha No, only dude superheroes get a movie. Oh cuz hawkeye was such a good movie (All) OHHHHhhhhhh -Shut up! It’s coming We’re just waiting on legal. -That is not a superhero. He’s just rich F**k yeah, I am Look I’m sorry, but one of you has to die. We’re good now right? Yeah, I guess we are But you did just kill dad which makes you my nemesis therefore. I have to kill you in order to Avenge his death Oh come on Zombie noises? (Wtf) Look at Spider-man. Oh is it Tobey maguire Andrew Garfield hurry. I heard it’s a new guy! Already? Look ya’ll I’m Black now. ohhhh, so you’re like spider man’s best friend Every Superhero ever Yeah, nervously the fact Zombie Grunts Again Mr.. Wayne yes, sure just sign this before you go okay. Hand me the bat pen -The what The… (Zombie Grunts) Amy the Bruce Pen, Yeahh The Bruce pen. I’m bruce wayne! ahhhh this pen doesn’t work. JOKERRRRRR You just gotta click the top. Oh Tha- -No, No, that’s not your name all right. It’s bruce Bruce man. Hey, everyone. Batman here obviously if you’re not subscribed Click the subscribe button and click the video on the left if you are see bloopers from this video and a deleted scene with daredevil It’s time to pay for your sins Click the video on the right to check out keeping up with a more Kardashians even more Kardashian’s to keep up with like Kayla, Koala Chlamydia and Kickball and if you’re watching this on your batphone all the links in the description below (Batman has left the building)

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100 thoughts on “EVERY SUPERHERO EVER

  • September 10, 2019 at 4:01 am
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    Bruh not every super hero has a dead parent r u dum

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  • September 10, 2019 at 1:30 pm
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    Aquamans parents are alive

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  • September 10, 2019 at 3:16 pm
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    Miles Morales has living parents though

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  • September 11, 2019 at 3:11 am
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    2019 black widow movie but no Hawkeye?

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  • September 12, 2019 at 5:51 am
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    1:51 why is that picture stuck on him like that

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  • September 12, 2019 at 10:24 am
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    Blackmobile

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  • September 12, 2019 at 7:57 pm
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    Hey there actually is a Hawkeye movie is coming out

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  • September 14, 2019 at 9:34 pm
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    Actually Spider-man's parents did die then Uncle Ben died and depending on what universe, Aunt May died

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  • September 15, 2019 at 6:07 am
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    captain america black bff is falcon and iron man has rhody

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  • September 16, 2019 at 7:01 pm
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    Cyborg has his dad but his mum died

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  • September 16, 2019 at 9:20 pm
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    Dc or marvel like if you like both of them

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  • September 17, 2019 at 12:40 pm
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    The Wasp has living parents

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  • September 17, 2019 at 8:31 pm
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    2:36 as black widow is getting her own movie-

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  • September 18, 2019 at 2:16 am
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    deadpool has parent

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  • September 18, 2019 at 9:27 am
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    Funny because black widow getting a movie this year 2019 or 2020

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  • September 18, 2019 at 10:20 am
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    You can't make fun of batman…

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  • September 18, 2019 at 10:53 am
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    I found a superhero that has living parents
    Miles morales ( Spider-Man )

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  • September 18, 2019 at 1:00 pm
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    Not all

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  • September 18, 2019 at 1:00 pm
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    How bout thor?

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  • September 19, 2019 at 12:40 am
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    Every rich person ever🛩🛥🖥📱⌚️💻⌨️💸💰

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  • September 19, 2019 at 11:32 pm
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    Little did Hawkeye know Black widow gets her movie before him in 2020…

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  • September 21, 2019 at 7:10 am
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    Aquaman has both parents

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  • September 21, 2019 at 11:50 am
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    Marvel or Dc

    Like for marvel
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    And black widow is getting a movie now

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  • September 22, 2019 at 6:49 am
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    3:18 zombie noises? wtf! (With captions)

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  • September 22, 2019 at 5:01 pm
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    Black Widow:Hey….do you think I Could have my own Movie…
    Hawkeye:uhh NO
    2020:uhhh YES

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  • September 22, 2019 at 8:25 pm
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    Yes superheroes

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  • September 23, 2019 at 6:50 am
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    2:42 “oh cause Hawkeye was such a good movie” -2017
    2 years later, me: Hawkeye still doesn’t have a movie -2019

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  • September 24, 2019 at 4:34 am
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    Hawkeye deserves a movie more than Black Widow because he only got a minute of screen time in Thor, be honest the only reason you watched Iron Man 2 was for Black Widow

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  • September 25, 2019 at 3:09 am
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    when a superhero can not have parents think abought I got nothing

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  • September 25, 2019 at 11:59 pm
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    None notice the blades of chaos?

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  • September 26, 2019 at 5:40 pm
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    They predicted the future

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  • September 27, 2019 at 1:58 am
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    There’s actually a black Spider-Man miles moralis

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  • September 27, 2019 at 4:14 am
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    We already have a black spiderman his name is miles

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  • September 27, 2019 at 12:27 pm
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    Blades of chaos anyone

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  • September 27, 2019 at 4:05 pm
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    Whatching this in 2019….

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  • September 27, 2019 at 5:46 pm
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    The thing about the fire boy, he could of been the only superhero with his two actual parents instead of one which is similar to any other superhero.

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  • September 27, 2019 at 11:41 pm
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    They could have named Thor for living parents because this was made a year before odin death

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  • September 28, 2019 at 2:47 pm
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    Black widow is coming in 2020

    Hawkeye has never been announced

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  • September 28, 2019 at 3:17 pm
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    3:17

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  • September 28, 2019 at 9:17 pm
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    Halkguy: only dude superhero’s have their own movies

    2019: upcoming black widow movie

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  • September 28, 2019 at 11:11 pm
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    What about Vision he hasent lost any parents

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  • September 29, 2019 at 3:01 am
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    Keith u can be black panther

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  • September 29, 2019 at 7:13 am
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    Black Widow has her movie in 2020 and hawkeye is having a disney+ series

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  • September 29, 2019 at 3:35 pm
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    It could be miles Marsalis

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  • September 29, 2019 at 4:36 pm
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    Aqua man’s both parents are alive

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  • September 29, 2019 at 10:26 pm
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    Kid if you kill you parents that means you have to be the villain and hero

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  • September 29, 2019 at 11:36 pm
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    2019 anyone??? And did you guys know there is going to be a hawkeye and black widow movie in the upcoming year😀😀😀😀

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  • September 30, 2019 at 7:28 am
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    ITS MANSPIDER!!!

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  • September 30, 2019 at 11:59 am
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    1:17 Istg Lava girl from Shark boy and Lave Girl (dUh) is the only female with a protective outfit😂

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  • September 30, 2019 at 2:37 pm
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    Spider mans aunt also died

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  • September 30, 2019 at 3:33 pm
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    Is Olivia on a stool

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  • September 30, 2019 at 4:18 pm
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    Captain man aye

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  • September 30, 2019 at 9:12 pm
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    2019😑

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  • September 30, 2019 at 9:28 pm
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    I just realized that they talk about batman with moljner on the desk

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  • September 30, 2019 at 9:55 pm
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    Bruh where is the Flash. I’m pisses off

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  • September 30, 2019 at 9:59 pm
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    Your parents don’t have to die Spider-Man into the spiderverse has parents Shazam has parents

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  • September 30, 2019 at 11:24 pm
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    Aqua mans parents are still alive

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  • September 30, 2019 at 11:50 pm
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    Who is here after they announced the black widow movie

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  • October 1, 2019 at 2:22 am
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    Aquaman Have parents

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  • October 1, 2019 at 3:00 am
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    Due to Noah's character logic if he had killed one of his parents wouldn't he be his own enemie and have to kill himself (great video)

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  • October 1, 2019 at 3:22 am
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    Dude there can be a black superhero what about black panther?!?!

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  • October 1, 2019 at 5:10 am
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    3:23 it’s Tom Holland

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  • October 1, 2019 at 9:50 am
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    Marbal is better then dc

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  • October 1, 2019 at 12:00 pm
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    Iron Man has the war machine Captain America has falcon

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  • October 1, 2019 at 12:02 pm
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    Valentine is the Black Widow movie Dark Avenger

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  • October 1, 2019 at 1:21 pm
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    did anybody relise their house is burning when he lights up that book

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  • October 1, 2019 at 1:30 pm
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    Wait, but Shayne was a villain in „Kid Danger"

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  • October 1, 2019 at 2:28 pm
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    But miles is black and spiderman

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  • October 2, 2019 at 2:25 am
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    They do know there is a black spider man right?

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  • October 2, 2019 at 10:06 am
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    Also 1:08 you can see kratos's blades of chaos

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  • October 2, 2019 at 11:27 am
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    Keith:can there be a black spider-man?
    Me:black spider-man is mile morales

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  • October 2, 2019 at 11:35 am
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    Shayne:is it tobey maguire or Andrew Garfield
    Olivia:I heard it’s a new guy
    Shayne:already?
    Me:it’s Tom Holland

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  • October 2, 2019 at 11:55 am
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    3:18 Miles Morales

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  • October 2, 2019 at 12:09 pm
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    Turns out the black spiderman was the best one

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  • October 2, 2019 at 2:02 pm
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    0.05 talking about a dc character with mjolnir, Spider-Man,Captain America and daredevil mask right there😐

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  • October 2, 2019 at 2:42 pm
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    BRUCE MAN!!! The new movie

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  • October 2, 2019 at 3:08 pm
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    4 years later there is a Black Widow movie

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  • October 2, 2019 at 4:43 pm
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    Did you guys realise at 1:08 theirs the blade of chaos. i tough it crate by the gods

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  • October 2, 2019 at 5:33 pm
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    Aqua man has both his parents

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  • October 2, 2019 at 6:25 pm
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    Wait I'm in an anime and ita episode 1. Well moms about to die

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  • October 2, 2019 at 6:43 pm
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    Captain man is from the show henry danger

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  • October 2, 2019 at 9:11 pm
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    Black widow is going to come out

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  • October 2, 2019 at 10:46 pm
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    I'm watching this in 2019 and there will be a movie about black widow so Hawk-Eye was wrong

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  • October 3, 2019 at 1:03 am
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    Yeah um Shane the new one is Tom Holland ( if u didn’t know)

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  • October 3, 2019 at 7:16 am
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    I'm watching this in 2019 and let me tell you the black spider man, Myles Morales is way better than average Peter Parker

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  • October 3, 2019 at 5:20 pm
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    Ian can really look like Tony Stark.

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  • October 4, 2019 at 5:38 am
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    So many debates happen because some people want WHITE superheroes to be BLACK. There are black superheros, and there's plenty of them too. No need to make characters who are created white, to be suddenly black.

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  • October 4, 2019 at 8:17 pm
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    If your watching this in 2019 and the black widow is about to come out before Hawkeye.

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  • October 4, 2019 at 10:04 pm
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    Every superheros parents die aquaman thor parents died later in the movies

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  • October 4, 2019 at 11:40 pm
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    Doesn’t Batman already have Duke Thomas

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  • October 5, 2019 at 3:14 am
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    I rewatch this and they predicted so much…

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  • October 5, 2019 at 3:18 am
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    Who forgot to tell them that Captain Man was already a superhero?

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  • October 5, 2019 at 3:19 am
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    2:32 they predicted the future

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  • October 5, 2019 at 1:14 pm
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    Finally in The Joker movie the new Batman is black

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  • October 5, 2019 at 2:09 pm
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    Someone:What's your name?

    Bruce: (Deep voice) Bruce man!

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  • October 6, 2019 at 1:53 am
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    Captain man suiting up , like a 1980s scifi robot

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  • October 6, 2019 at 4:43 am
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    Marvel or DC if marvel

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  • October 6, 2019 at 7:49 am
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    3 years later there’s a black captain America

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  • October 6, 2019 at 12:04 pm
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    Aqua man parents are still alive

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