– I’M NOT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT USUALLY SAYS,
“HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU?” BUT, HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU? WHOO. I HOPE YOU’RE STAYING HYDRATED,
REALLY, BECAUSE THAT’S VERY IMPORTANT
WITH THIS KIND OF WEATHER. HERE’S WHAT WE’RE DOING–
OUR ELLEN WATER IS NORMALLY $2; TODAY YOU CAN GET TWO BOTTLES
FOR JUST $4. [laughter] NOW THAT IT’S HOT, IT’S THE PERFECT TIME TO STAY
INSIDE AND PICK UP A GOOD BOOK. HA, I’M KIDDING. [laughter] WHO READS?
NO. GO SEE A MOVIE.
IT’S AIR-CONDITIONED IN THERE. THAT’S THE PLACE TO BE. AND I’M SURE YOU KNOW, I’VE BEEN
IN A FEW FILMS OVER THE YEARS. [cheers and applause] THANK YOU SO MUCH. OF COURSE, THERE’S “CONEHEADS.”
REMAIN SEATED. THANK YOU SO MUCH. “CONEHEADS” WAS MY FIRST,
AND, OF COURSE, THEN THERE WAS “GOODBYE LOVER.” AND THEN I STARRED IN THE
CRITICAL DARLING “MR. WRONG,” AND ONE THUMB UP
CAN’T BE WRONG. WHAT PEOPLE DON’T KNOW IS I’VE BEEN IN SOME REALLY,
REALLY BIG BLOCKBUSTERS, BUT MY SCENES SOMEHOW
GET CUT FOR TIME, OR I DON’T KNOW
WHAT HAPPENS, BUT I MADE A MONTAGE
OF SOME OF MY BEST WORK, AND I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD
ENJOY IT. – THE LAST THING I NEED IS ANOTHER PICTURE OF ME
LOOKING LIKE A PORCELAIN DOLL. – SORRY I’M LATE, YOU GUYS. THEY WERE HAVING
A LIFE BOAT DRILL. BORING! I GOT OUT OF THERE.
OKAY. [glass shatters] HOLY TUGBOATS. – WHAT IS IT? – HOW MANY DAYS HAS IT BEEN
SINCE THE WEDDING? – 14.
WHY? WILL YOU TELL ME
WHAT’S GOING ON? – CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME
WHAT’S GOING ON? [loud clattering] [clattering continues] SO WHAT’S UP? – WHERE WILL HE BE TAKEN,
THE BOY? – TO A SAFE HOUSE, MOST LIKELY THE HOME
OF SOMEONE IN THE ORDER. I’M TOLD IT’S BEEN GIVEN– [paper rustling] – MY LORD, I’D LIKE TO VOLUNTEER
MYSELF FOR THIS TASK. – I MUST BE THE ONE
TO KILL HARRY POTTER. – METHINKS THE RIGHT HONORABLE
LADY DOTH SCREECH TOO MUCH. [laughter] – OH, NO, YOU DID NOT. – IF THE RIGHT HONORABLE
GENTLEMAN COULD PERHAPS ATTEND MORE
CLOSELY TO WHAT I’M SAYING, RATHER THAN HOW I AM SAYING IT, HE MAY RECEIVE A VALUABLE
EDUCATION IN SPITE OF HIMSELF. [cheers and applause] [squeaking] – HEY. DON’T LEAVE ANY FINGERPRINTS. JUST CLEANED THOSE. LITTLE TIP FOR YOU:
DON’T LOOK DOWN. HAPPENS EVERY TIME. THAT’S WHY WE USE
THE BUDDY SYSTEM. RIGHT, LINDA? LINDA?
LINDA? LINDA! [cheers and applause] THANK YOU. I’LL LET YOU IN
ON A LITTLE SECRET. THERE WAS NO LINDA.
THAT WAS ACTING, FOLKS. YOU CAN WATCH A LOT
OF OTHER MOVIES AND SHOWS THAT I’VE BEEN CUT OUT OF
ON NETFLIX. I WANT YOU ALL TO CATCH UP
ON ALL YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS THIS SUMMER,
LIKE “SCANDAL” AND “SHERLOCK,” SO YOU’RE ALL GONNA GO HOME WITH
A 2-YEAR NETFLIX SUBSCRIPTION. [cheers and applause] BULGARI HAS MADE JEWELRY
FOR OVER 130 YEARS, AND THEY JUST RELEASED
A NECKLACE FOR THEIR ANNUAL
SAVE THE CHILDREN CAMPAIGN. A PORTION OF THE SALES
PROVIDES HEALTH CARE FOR 50,000 NEWBORN CHILDREN. AND TODAY YOU’RE ALL GOING HOME
WITH A NECKLACE. [cheers and applause] WE’LL BE BACK.

Ellen in the Movies
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100 thoughts on “Ellen in the Movies

  • April 10, 2019 at 3:21 am
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    Me: about to comment LINDAAAA
    Ellen: there was no Linda
    Me: Comments how dumb I am 😂

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  • April 10, 2019 at 12:16 pm
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    Titanic made me laugh

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  • April 10, 2019 at 3:03 pm
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    Also mfinding dory

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  • April 11, 2019 at 8:46 pm
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    this should have more veiws

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  • April 12, 2019 at 11:36 am
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    i think the BEST one is the twilight one LOL

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  • April 12, 2019 at 12:19 pm
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    Hahahaahahahahahha😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

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  • April 12, 2019 at 10:48 pm
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    Omg lindaaa

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  • April 12, 2019 at 11:09 pm
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    Batty Potter XD

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  • April 13, 2019 at 1:14 am
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    Ellen I saw you in my room

    Then I woke up…

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  • April 13, 2019 at 9:09 am
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    U really making my day Ellen

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  • April 13, 2019 at 9:10 am
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    Ellen has actually voice acted in some movies

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  • April 13, 2019 at 10:11 am
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    haha

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  • April 13, 2019 at 1:26 pm
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    i laughed at titanic

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  • April 14, 2019 at 11:59 pm
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    You're the best

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  • April 16, 2019 at 5:18 am
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    Oh my godns I love it

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  • April 17, 2019 at 1:02 am
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    4:09 HEYYYYYYYY!!!!!

    That's Daz's Line

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  • April 17, 2019 at 5:16 pm
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    Ellen: Throws food at Voldemort
    Voldemort : Dinner , Nagini

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  • April 18, 2019 at 11:29 am
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    Wat a talented lady I like her more n more looking at her show

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  • April 18, 2019 at 6:00 pm
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    2:02 I just realised that it's not the foam it's something like cotton I guess

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  • April 18, 2019 at 9:01 pm
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    Like all your movies i am a big fan

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  • April 19, 2019 at 2:09 pm
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    Cant hold my laugh 🤣🤣🤣

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  • April 19, 2019 at 3:26 pm
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    Hahahahaha you made my day Ellen I love u😘😘😘

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  • April 20, 2019 at 11:27 am
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    Put her in any movie and she will make it fun

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  • April 20, 2019 at 1:42 pm
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    Hahahhahha omg

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  • April 20, 2019 at 7:28 pm
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    2019. Anyone?

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  • April 20, 2019 at 11:57 pm
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    All of em are hilarious

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  • April 21, 2019 at 12:09 am
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    2:54 ALWAYS gets me 😂

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  • April 21, 2019 at 3:47 pm
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    Woow, the editor is a super genius

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  • April 22, 2019 at 1:33 pm
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    Omg I just looooooove u Ellen
    This is how many people who love you the same👇👇👇👇

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  • April 22, 2019 at 2:42 pm
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    This is one of my favourite favourite videos of all the time😂😂😭😭😭

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  • April 23, 2019 at 3:58 pm
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    I laughed the most for the Harry Potter one

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  • April 25, 2019 at 11:33 am
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    Burst out laughing

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  • April 26, 2019 at 4:25 am
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    Where is linda? 😆😆

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  • April 28, 2019 at 8:36 am
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    Legends say Ellen is still searching for Linda.

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  • May 1, 2019 at 8:57 am
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    Linda ? Linda ?! LINDA!!

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  • May 2, 2019 at 3:17 pm
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    I wish ellen was in titanic!!!

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  • May 3, 2019 at 1:26 am
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    Buddy system, Right Linda?
    Linda!?

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  • May 4, 2019 at 3:36 am
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    Ellen really look like professor snape

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  • May 6, 2019 at 6:38 am
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    Ellen's staff is in another level haha

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  • May 7, 2019 at 12:36 pm
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    I wanted to be in the audience that time!

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  • May 11, 2019 at 2:01 am
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    Lol😂🤣🤣

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  • May 11, 2019 at 9:21 am
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    LINDA!!!!

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  • May 18, 2019 at 1:42 pm
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    4:13 my new ringtone!!🤣🤣🤣

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  • May 19, 2019 at 9:31 am
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    The Harry Potter scène was funny now i wanna know what happens if Ellen is in jurassic park

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  • May 19, 2019 at 2:52 pm
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    Hi Elle

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  • May 20, 2019 at 1:23 pm
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    I loved the harry poter one

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  • May 21, 2019 at 9:36 pm
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    Linda!!

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  • May 23, 2019 at 1:47 pm
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    Please one day invite harry portter and ron and hermoiny plz

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  • May 23, 2019 at 2:26 pm
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    You are adorable….love you ellen♥️♥️♥️

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  • May 25, 2019 at 5:19 am
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    RIP LINDA

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  • May 30, 2019 at 10:37 pm
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    Yes my friend I learn now how to start
    A small business, I learn in YouTube,
    I wish if I cameback home they are healthy , and I will try my Best , to earn money's by myself,🙏☝️✍

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  • June 6, 2019 at 12:19 pm
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    wow😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • June 11, 2019 at 10:31 am
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    Ellen I love you I really want to meet you Jaheemwilliams

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  • June 15, 2019 at 1:12 am
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    Omg I love Ellen

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  • June 18, 2019 at 8:22 am
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    How could someone dislike her videos?Those people are lunatics

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  • June 21, 2019 at 12:08 pm
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    ellen's editors are a discgrace to potterheads

    they put twilight in a video

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  • June 23, 2019 at 12:26 pm
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    I read…

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  • June 23, 2019 at 12:36 pm
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    I love you soo much Ellen 😘😘

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  • June 23, 2019 at 7:17 pm
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    You would be a great death eater Ellen

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  • June 23, 2019 at 8:17 pm
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    Where my Potter heads at?

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  • June 24, 2019 at 12:56 pm
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    SHERLOCK IS THE BEST SHOW IN THE WORLD

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  • June 27, 2019 at 1:03 pm
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    Hahaha excellent 👍

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  • July 2, 2019 at 5:17 pm
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    The Twilight one 🤣🤣🤣🤩👍🏼

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  • July 3, 2019 at 12:02 am
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    Omg we need more Ellen movies😂😂

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  • July 8, 2019 at 2:11 am
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    0:16 laugh (or scream) 😂😂

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  • July 11, 2019 at 10:28 am
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    I admire the all u I pray that one I will b just like you because ma daily dream and wish is to a famous actress and atv host

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  • July 11, 2019 at 8:47 pm
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    899

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  • July 11, 2019 at 8:47 pm
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    900th

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  • July 14, 2019 at 12:09 pm
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    5 mins of ellen entertainment… 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

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  • July 14, 2019 at 2:42 pm
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    What about finding nemo?

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  • July 15, 2019 at 10:45 am
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    2019 anyone

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  • July 16, 2019 at 4:30 pm
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    Twilligt saga breack of dawn is my favorite movie now that I know u where in it I love even more

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  • July 16, 2019 at 5:09 pm
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    Legend says that Linda is still missing to this day

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  • July 16, 2019 at 9:16 pm
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    Titanic scene-A hilarious classic

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  • July 16, 2019 at 11:25 pm
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    Omg i am laughing so much!

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  • July 17, 2019 at 7:38 am
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    😂😂😂😂

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  • July 17, 2019 at 3:00 pm
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    Oh! Ellen!😆

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  • July 18, 2019 at 5:26 pm
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    “Holy tugboats” 😂

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  • July 22, 2019 at 12:35 am
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    The last one was funny

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  • July 22, 2019 at 3:17 pm
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    I cant belive how good are these.Her editors are very good!

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  • July 23, 2019 at 5:12 pm
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    Hahahaha ellen is one of the best comedian host.. Hahahahaha i laughed soooo hard

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  • July 24, 2019 at 8:20 am
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    Potterheads LIKE THIS COOOMMMMEEEENNNNTTT

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  • July 27, 2019 at 9:29 pm
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    Linda 😂😂😂

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:34 pm
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    Ha ha

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:35 pm
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    I loved the last one but where is Linda

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  • July 31, 2019 at 6:23 am
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    Oh…my… God….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • July 31, 2019 at 8:50 pm
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    2019?😅

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  • August 1, 2019 at 4:36 pm
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    Ohh my god bd

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  • August 1, 2019 at 4:40 pm
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    Yes its definitely mission impossible to watch Ellen in those movies…

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  • August 2, 2019 at 3:05 am
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    Umm..EXCUSE ME!!! I love to read😂

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  • August 2, 2019 at 2:31 pm
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    3:39 THE BEST ONE!!! 😂😂😂😂😂🤣

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  • August 4, 2019 at 12:37 am
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    Some say Ellen is still there looking for Linda😂

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  • August 4, 2019 at 5:44 am
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    She’s in my 3 fav movies Titanic Harry Potter and Twilight

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  • August 6, 2019 at 2:15 am
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    I have a lesbian partner,and shes jealous of ellen, because ellen make me emotional everytime. I love you ellen. Hope to see you in my dreams…

    – love from Philippines

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  • August 14, 2019 at 6:27 pm
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    Wow Ellen

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  • August 14, 2019 at 6:27 pm
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    Love u Ellen

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  • August 23, 2019 at 8:14 am
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    Her voice saying " who reads ..no ".. .hilarious .:)

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  • August 30, 2019 at 12:21 am
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    Bbwwwwaaahhahahahahg! Luv yah Ellen!!!!

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  • August 31, 2019 at 10:14 pm
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    Wow 😮

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