(knock knock) Good morning, Alex! (Santa Claus is Coming to Town)
♪ You better watch out- (Jazzy horns blaring) (Mission Impossible Theme playing) -and how’d much you pay for that taco? Ay, yo you know this boy’s got his free taco- Is Steven here? Present! …James. Sah dude. Hurr, burr, I have jobs, and a wife, and a kid and a mortgage and if I drop a bag of my favorite chips on the ground I don’t cry about it. My main goal, is to blow up and then act like I don’t know nobody! HA HA HA HA HA HA- Uh- what’s uh, what’s the best kind of firework to buy? Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy? Where are your parents? (approaching crashing noises) I got new shoes. suh! Is- Is it real? (beachy-stock music playing) Is this music? I love- I can’t get enough of that sweet music. So you’ll do it? Yeah, man, I’ll kill him. For how much? How about thirty? Thirty grand? (spits) (mocking voice) So are you like Japanese? (normal voice) oh- hey, I was talking to myself the whole ti- (foot stepping noises) Daddy? Uh, yeah. (Star Wars theme) Have you ever heard of the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window? Uh uh. WOULD YOU LIKE TO? Josh, go put those corn dogs back. YOU CAN’T MAKE ME DO ANYTHING! Hey kid, you want some blades? No. Blades are for skatin! ya dingus. It’s kinda snowy. I am old! How old are you? Six TEEN! I’m a grandmother. (evil villain voice) So You Think That You Can Dance…. That’s wonderful! Destroy him. (giggle) Amen. Where’s the holy water? Welcome to Bath and Body Works. Wanna get dinner sometime? Mm, no. I’ll… buy you Chipotle. (sharp inhale) …Six o’clock. (Enya’s “Only Time” playing) ♪ Who can- (Titanic theme) Come back… Come back! Wanna see my impression of a British driver? …Alright. (X-files theme) How did you take down Captain America? (German accent) We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate
and he’s an idio- So everybody signed the Declaration of Indep- Who just wrote “first”? (crosstalk)
Are you kidding me John? Sing your lowest note! (BASSBOOSTED) When you’re home alone and you have no one else to party with: (Darude Astley’s “Sandroll”) Woah! I just found twelve bricks! (“Lost Woods” remix) (“Crocodile Rock” playing) (“Chop Suey”)
♪ WAKE UP- (“Hotline Bling” in the distance) All right! You know when you breathe oxygen? And it’s like (blows) Then it’s like (inhales) and you LIVE? Oh my mama I be breathing! BRE- Sup guys, it’s Toby, you can call me Tobes Here’s something I wrote (screams) (Jack Johnson’s “Upside Down” playing in the background) We have to leave. “Wah?” What does that say, Anaya? “Wah???” No! “Waah?” (wheezing laughter) (same beachy stock music) Hey how about we get some music on here, huh? There is music on? That’s great, I love music. Johnny has nineteen bottles of dish soap, and he gives Gina-
Wait, why does Johnny have so many soaps? Mind your business, DAVID! Stop right there, you’re going to jail! What- why? For breaking the laws of physics. (Eminem’s “The Real Slim Shady”) (slams timed up to Gnarls Barkley’s “Crazy”( (Mariah Carey’s “Emotions”) Emergency? Somebody at our prom has been killed, please help! Okay, well calm down, we don’t want a panic at the disco (Panic! at the Disco’s “I Write Sins Not Tragedies”) What do you want from me? Please, just- stooop… aaa It’s gonna eat you! Oh my god, Sophia, Oh my god, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD SOPHIA! (Drake’s “10 Bands” transitions into the
“What’s New Scooby Doo” theme song) God is looking for geeks here tonight! He’s lookin for nerds! Gnaaa (Goofy, singing to Evanescence’s “Bring Me To Life”)
♪ WAKE ME UP! (Goofy, singing to Evanescence’s “Bring Me To Life”)
♪ WAKE ME UP INSIDE ♪ I CAN’T WAKE UP ♪ WAKE ME UP INSIDE ♪ SAVE ME! ♪ CALL- Hey, so I think you’re pretty cute so I was wondering if you wanted to go out- “pretty cute”? I’m a GODDESS. There’s only one race: the human race- What about NASCAR? Hey guys look at this new dress my mom bought me SIKE! It’s a jumpsuit, you were fooled! HA HA HA HA- (cheery music) ♪ Hey, how you doin? Well I’m doing just fine ♪ I lied, I’m dying inside- My art wasn’t made to be bought or sold by big businesses and that’s all there is to it. There was a kid napping at school. What, there was a kidnapping at school? Woah, (chuckles) it’s okay, he woke up. Man, do you have any shaving cream? No, I don’t like the way that it tastes. …Wait, you eat shaving cream? No- Why would I eat it if I don’t like the taste- Is that a dog in a car- ey- HEY ARE YOU- WHERE’D YOU LEARN TO DRIVE? (barking) WHAT? (The Police’s “Every Breath You Take”)
♪ -bond you break, every step you take, ♪ I’ll be watching you Mario: It’s a hibiscus Luigi: Hello biscus! Mario: Ah- it’s a HI-biscus. Luigi: Oh, hi! Mario: Hi! I thought it would be like… (whispers) reeeeally bad. Now that- Uuuaaaaaah. (beachy stock music)
-I ever have a kid, I’m gonna let him listen to music. Because music is, seems pretty fine, to do- listen to. OOOOOO- (gentle feet tapping) Um, I just wanna date the type of guy that goes above and beyond. I just wanna date the type of guy that pays for parking on a Sunday. That’s the kind of stuff that really butters my egg roll- …and a small Sprite. You sure you don’t just want a water cup? You could put Sprite in it, for free. Yeah, why not. You’re under arrest. Book em, boys- You have any ice? I do not, I just have freezable fruit shapes. Why? Just because. (villain voice) It has come to my attention… that someone in here thinks that they can d-(laughing) You play it, you get a hundred million dollars, but a hundred million people will die. (rapidly playing harmonica) (laughing) Kevin, no!! (singing the Mission Impossible theme) ♪ DUH NUH NUH Whatcha think you gonna do, hit me? I’m literally the fastest hedgehog on the- (Sonic rings sound effect) You know what a McFlip is? No. Let me show you! McFlip! (Intro to Dr. Dre’s “The Next Episode” as people cheer) ♪ AAAAAAAAAAAOH! (distantly) Shut up! Yes. (Travis Scott’s “Antidote”)
♪ Don’t you open up that window ♪ Yeah (bassboosted)
♪ POPPIN PILLS IS ALL WE- (Rihanna’s “Umbrella”) ♪ AHA AHA! ♪ AHA AHA! (Twenty One Pilots’ “Tear in my Heart”) ♪ You fell asleep in my, car I drove the whole time ♪ But that’s okay- (Barenaked Ladies’ “One Week”)
♪ It’s Ben- Jello, more like hello! (slurp) (chokes) Every time you yell at your kids put a quarter in your No-Yelling sock and soon you’ll have a weapon to bea- Oh my god I love this song! (radio talk show) Um, uh, and uh, the idea of having to bring up children in an area- Feeling down? Yeah. This song always cheers me up. (“Town” – The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time) Hey bro, what do you want to eat? (demon voice) The souls of the innocent! (normal voice) A bagel. (demon voice) Noooo!!! (normal voice) Two bagels- Alright, say cheese! Oh- I’m vegan, so I can’t really… Oh my god. You know, “soy!” (chuckles) ♪ (mocking) -do the work today, ♪ I don’t wanna do the work today! What, what’s this? ♪ Uh oh, ♪ (group) I don’t really wanna- How about we turn on some music? (beachy stock music stops) I’ve turned off the music? I should’ve left you on that street corner where you were standing. But ‘cha DIDN’T! Is this peanut free? My son has an allergy. That peanut’s not free, that’ll be a dollar. You’re lucky I hate my son so much! Oh you play the piano? Yeah lowkey. (plays lowest note) (Eminem’s “The Real Slim Shady”) (beachy stock music)
Wow, music, you’re sounding great toda- it can’t hear me? That’s too bad. (Yes’ “Roundabout”) I’m really into dubstep, there’s this one that goes do do doo do do doo do- (generic iPhone ringtone) (NSYNC’s “It’s Gonna Be Me”) Good morning class. (high pitched) Good morning! So how was the pasta? Oh it was great, send my compliments to the chef. Alright! Hey chef! (low pitched) Yeah. You have beautiful eyes. (laughter) (evil villain voice) So…. you think you can dance! (laughing) It’s not quite Friday! (dubstep remix of “The Final Countdown” playing) Quincy we are going on a road trip! WOOO!! (dog) WOOO! Yes! Absolutely! YeeeEEESSS. (screaming) YES! YEEES! (normal voice) I got two free tacos! (beachy music fades out) This is my favorite part com- the song’s over? I know.

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100 thoughts on “diddly dee its clean vines 3

  • August 18, 2019 at 12:41 am
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    The music guy is annoying

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  • August 18, 2019 at 1:20 am
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    Me: Liking every comment
    Also me: bEcAuSe ClEaN vInE cOmMeNtS aRe ThE bEsT

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  • August 18, 2019 at 2:05 am
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    This is my mom
    ☹️
    👗
    👡 She cant reply to this comment… Can you reply to this comment for her?

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  • August 18, 2019 at 2:42 am
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    I kept rewatching the first one XD

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  • August 18, 2019 at 4:06 am
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    WHAT ABOUT NASCAR???

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  • August 18, 2019 at 9:32 pm
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    7:17. She is ugly as hell

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  • August 19, 2019 at 1:56 am
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    7:32 where are my tøp fans at

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  • August 19, 2019 at 3:13 am
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    This is my favorite compilation

    ever

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  • August 19, 2019 at 3:26 am
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    Brendon urie tho

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  • August 19, 2019 at 3:27 am
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    On the first one I have the same bunk bed lol

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  • August 19, 2019 at 3:28 am
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    Love the emo vines mixed in

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  • August 19, 2019 at 4:49 am
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    I was fooled ;-; DX

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  • August 19, 2019 at 6:47 pm
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    The scariest thing is a yellow monster that works for evil people 3:37

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  • August 19, 2019 at 10:19 pm
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    1:27 WOULD YOU LIKE TO?

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  • August 20, 2019 at 12:26 am
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    The best way to get an answer on the internet is say the wrong answer and someone will give u the right answer.

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  • August 20, 2019 at 2:05 am
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    1:27

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  • August 20, 2019 at 3:27 am
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    1:48

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  • August 20, 2019 at 5:13 pm
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    👁 👁
    👃
    👄

    I’ve made a monstrosity 🙂

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  • August 20, 2019 at 6:47 pm
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    I will literally drink water

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  • August 20, 2019 at 6:53 pm
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    Gentle feet tapping

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  • August 20, 2019 at 7:08 pm
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    My main goal

    is to blow up
    And act like I don’t know nobody
    HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH

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  • August 21, 2019 at 12:24 am
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    diddly dee

    DIDDLY DEE

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  • August 21, 2019 at 9:06 am
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    5:06 I need to know his name

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  • August 21, 2019 at 11:28 am
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    Me when school starts 0:03

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  • August 22, 2019 at 1:17 am
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    1:27 telling a joke and then puberty hits.

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  • August 22, 2019 at 2:08 am
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    CALM DOWN YOU DONE WANT TO PANIC AT THE DISCO

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  • August 22, 2019 at 2:28 am
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    Let’s watch some more, clean vines 4

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  • August 22, 2019 at 5:08 pm
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    O:26 it's the shake in his voice that gets me 😂😂😂

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  • August 22, 2019 at 5:58 pm
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    When fortniters see a mech. 0:53

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  • August 22, 2019 at 7:28 pm
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    AAAAAWW IT'S A WIDDLE HAMSTEW!!!

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  • August 23, 2019 at 12:01 am
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    Does someone know who the dude at 6:52 is? He's hilarious.

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  • August 23, 2019 at 12:34 am
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    that asian girl is god awful

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  • August 23, 2019 at 1:48 am
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    When you’ve watched so many tik told you forgot how much you loved these

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  • August 23, 2019 at 2:51 am
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    2:37

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  • August 23, 2019 at 9:55 am
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    3:30 jake peralta?? is that you???

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  • August 23, 2019 at 11:08 am
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    5:21 so good

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  • August 23, 2019 at 4:35 pm
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    Bill Nye got old.

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  • August 23, 2019 at 5:00 pm
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    Wwhhhaaaa???

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  • August 23, 2019 at 7:39 pm
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    all these people are condemned by sin and will descend into the fiery depths of hell

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  • August 23, 2019 at 7:44 pm
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    all trend heads go to hell. screw your cheeky faced gimmicks and 'Good Boys' movies

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  • August 23, 2019 at 8:06 pm
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    0:33 Original Vine
    0:33 Original Meme

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  • August 24, 2019 at 4:50 am
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    7:09 it’s mah boi Cory funk he did that like 5 years

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  • August 24, 2019 at 5:26 am
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    "mind yo business David" 😂😂😂

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  • August 24, 2019 at 10:39 am
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    5:21 so me XD

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  • August 24, 2019 at 1:28 pm
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    0:38 why are his teeth so sharp?! TwT

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  • August 24, 2019 at 4:39 pm
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    8:04 YASSSSSSSSS TRUTH ❤️❤️😂😂

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  • August 24, 2019 at 9:54 pm
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    0:59

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  • August 24, 2019 at 11:31 pm
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    yAsSSS YASSSS YYASSSS

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  • August 25, 2019 at 2:12 am
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    suh dood

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  • August 25, 2019 at 2:18 am
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    Why is no one talking about 5:05

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  • August 25, 2019 at 2:55 am
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    Fuck you for supporting low-attention spans and child abuse!

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  • August 25, 2019 at 4:15 am
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    0:32 Kirishima teeth

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  • August 25, 2019 at 4:18 am
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    Daddy
    Darth vader: uh yeah
    Star wars ending

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  • August 25, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Hey kid do u want blades

    No blades are for skating you dingus, it's kind of snowy

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  • August 25, 2019 at 5:47 am
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    Me: Clean vines yay! count me in !

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  • August 25, 2019 at 5:51 am
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    me an my aunt everyday https://youtu.be/EbGTGCxXcec

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  • August 25, 2019 at 10:40 am
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    And didly dash I’m gonna watch this vine comp fast.

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  • August 25, 2019 at 12:02 pm
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    When you realize that this turned into TikTok.

    I miss you vine.

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  • August 25, 2019 at 1:35 pm
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    I would want to try to make a joke but Holy fuck what is The title of music at 4:08?

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  • August 25, 2019 at 3:09 pm
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    2:54
    Roses are red,
    Grass is green,
    Youve just been rickrolled in 2019…

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  • August 25, 2019 at 3:49 pm
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    4:28 somebody did this to me in real life, it was torture.

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  • August 25, 2019 at 5:10 pm
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    2:32

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  • August 25, 2019 at 5:44 pm
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    1:42 I'm a grandmother

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  • August 25, 2019 at 9:47 pm
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    Me: *listening to music*
    The music. *Changes to Scooby Doo Remix*

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  • August 26, 2019 at 5:41 am
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    2:09 buy chicken nuggets if u can afford em
    Like if you understand
    ⬇️

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  • August 26, 2019 at 8:32 am
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    W O U L D Y O U L I K E T O

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  • August 26, 2019 at 11:56 am
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    Eye peel zoo dab rof free ocat boy

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  • August 26, 2019 at 4:18 pm
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    The “say cheese” vine is so @ethandolan

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  • August 26, 2019 at 10:36 pm
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    6:18 OMG why would that idiot do that!!!!! If it was a cat I am really ANGRY!!!!!

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  • August 27, 2019 at 12:52 am
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    how does a deaf person know what mission impossible theme is?

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  • August 27, 2019 at 5:49 am
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    1:47 is that from something it sounds familiar (not the little girl)

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  • August 27, 2019 at 11:24 am
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    Favorite is 5:45 cuz that's how it pretty much went down

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  • August 27, 2019 at 4:53 pm
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    “Josh, put those corn dogs back!”

    “YOU CAN’T MAKE ME DO ANYTHING!!”

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  • August 27, 2019 at 5:28 pm
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    Whats the name of the first vine?

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  • August 27, 2019 at 6:25 pm
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    5:22 who is she?

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  • August 28, 2019 at 2:26 am
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    0:57 how come no one is talking about her wearing sunglasses inside?

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  • August 28, 2019 at 4:26 am
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    Diddly Dee can someone please end me

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  • August 28, 2019 at 5:25 am
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    1:24 RIP Stephen

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  • August 28, 2019 at 9:40 am
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    Attention!

    These memes have been classed as
    extremely clean. By the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Proceed with knowledge and caution.

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  • August 28, 2019 at 9:49 am
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    #whereareyourparents

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  • August 28, 2019 at 4:00 pm
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    Is that kat from the fighter and the kid?

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  • August 28, 2019 at 4:03 pm
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    1:23 me so me

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  • August 28, 2019 at 8:35 pm
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    1:30

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  • August 29, 2019 at 1:14 am
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    Welcome to Bath & Body Works

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  • August 29, 2019 at 1:45 am
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    I like rusty spoons

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  • August 29, 2019 at 1:47 am
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    The feeling of rust on my salad fingers

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  • August 29, 2019 at 6:21 am
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    this is painfull and boring

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  • August 29, 2019 at 10:01 pm
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    You're going to jail
    Why?
    For breaking the laws of physics.

    Eminem starts playing

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  • August 30, 2019 at 4:54 pm
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    3:12 Everyone gansta until croc shows his dance moves

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  • August 31, 2019 at 3:05 am
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    2:49 brendon urie

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  • September 3, 2019 at 7:44 pm
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    2:49 BEEBO
    7:37 Hello tøp

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  • September 4, 2019 at 9:04 pm
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    9:19.
    One of my favs. Also, send my compliment to the chief. 👌

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  • September 6, 2019 at 6:03 am
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    “BlAdES aRe FoR sKaTiNg, YoU dInGuS

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  • September 7, 2019 at 11:12 am
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    1:36 best one on the video 😂😂

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  • September 8, 2019 at 1:34 pm
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    girl: i am old mom: no you are not how old are you? girl: SIXTEEN i am a grandmother! mom: … that is a lie, you are lying!

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  • September 10, 2019 at 9:32 am
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    * twenty one pilots tear in my heart starts*

    Me: YOU FELL ASLEEP IN MY CAR I DrOVE THE WHOLE TIME BUT THATS OK ILL JUST AVOID THE HOLES SO YOU SLEEP FINE. IM DRIVING HERE I SIT, CURSING MY GOVERNMENT, FOR NOT USING MY TAXES TO FILL HOLES WITH MORE CEMENT

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  • September 10, 2019 at 5:17 pm
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    These are professional grade captions, and I love them. Professional captions should be in oddly satisfying compilations I swear-

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