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Deep In The Heart Of Texas
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100 thoughts on “Deep In The Heart Of Texas

  • September 13, 2019 at 8:18 am
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    The meme videos Stephen Colbert publishes are amazing.

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  • September 13, 2019 at 8:18 am
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    Racist Jew!

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  • September 13, 2019 at 8:18 am
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    Not first comment like pls SUPSCRIBE ME🇺🇸💝🇺🇸💝🇺🇸💝🇺🇸💝

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  • September 13, 2019 at 8:18 am
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    buttigieg aka potato wedge

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  • September 13, 2019 at 8:18 am
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    Texas gonna vote blue and save America from Putin. 💙💙💙🌊🌊🌊🌊 Here are some of the most important quotes from Mueller’s indictment of Russians
    PUBLISHED FRI, FEB 16 2018 1:32 PM ESTUPDATED FRI, FEB 16 2018 6:13 PM EST
    Kevin Breuninger
    @KEVINWILLIAMB
    KEY POINTS
    The indictment outlines specific ways in which Russia, through numerous individuals and organizations, sought to influence the election.
    The defendants allegedly stole Americans’ identities to open online payment accounts, and also used cryptocurrency exchanges.
    A Russian entity conducted operations on social media platforms such as YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter.
    That entity “sought, in part, to conduct what it called ‘information warfare against the United States of America.’”

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  • September 13, 2019 at 8:18 am
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    I died when the horse clapped.

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  • September 13, 2019 at 8:19 am
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    Those girls were cute

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  • September 13, 2019 at 8:20 am
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    Nobody is asking how does Sandy Cheeks feel about the debates

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  • September 13, 2019 at 8:20 am
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    OMG CRACKS ME UP. LOVE IT!

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  • September 13, 2019 at 8:20 am
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    Does anyone else not see Colbert has 6.66million subscribers during the third debate??

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  • September 13, 2019 at 8:21 am
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    Fuck yeah! In my hometown, in the greatest city and state in all of the United States, Champ City, H-Town, etc. Houston, Texas! Houston Strong!

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  • September 13, 2019 at 8:21 am
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    Uber can STILL get suckers to destroy their own vehicles? Holy shit

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  • September 13, 2019 at 8:24 am
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    I would like to see this song made available on spotify

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  • September 13, 2019 at 8:24 am
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    Here in Houston we don't have country music but chopped and screwed while drinking sizzurp

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  • September 13, 2019 at 8:28 am
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    Hehehe.🙂

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  • September 13, 2019 at 8:30 am
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    What about that horse… that horse runnin'? 'Cause I can get behind his hoof clapping policy.

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  • September 13, 2019 at 8:35 am
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    Dang, that was good. Excellent rhymin’.

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  • September 13, 2019 at 8:42 am
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    😂😂😂😂

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  • September 13, 2019 at 8:48 am
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    So, the next debate in October being in Ohio, I recommend this tune for modifying:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0Iur61iGQA

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  • September 13, 2019 at 8:50 am
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    Love the show…this skit is bad tho

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  • September 13, 2019 at 8:53 am
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    Nobody:

    Not a Single Soul:

    0:49 Horse: 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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  • September 13, 2019 at 8:55 am
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    That's going to be in my head for the rest of the month, and I am o.k with that.

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  • September 13, 2019 at 9:02 am
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    Great, now you have me thinking about words that rhyme with Buttigieg…

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  • September 13, 2019 at 9:36 am
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    You Out did Yourself when the Horse Clapped. Funny Skit

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  • September 13, 2019 at 9:40 am
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    CRINGE

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  • September 13, 2019 at 9:57 am
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    Bravo👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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  • September 13, 2019 at 10:20 am
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    "This is too silly" is a scentence you definitely won't hear from me.

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  • September 13, 2019 at 10:26 am
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    Sometimes skits give you more than is ever necessary. Awesome job people.

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  • September 13, 2019 at 10:30 am
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    Finally a democratic candidate Trump won't hate….potato wedge.

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  • September 13, 2019 at 10:35 am
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    why are the videos out of order????? Nobody cares about the guests!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • September 13, 2019 at 10:47 am
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    God, I swear. I need this sh*t.
    Keep me SANE

    derp?

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  • September 13, 2019 at 10:50 am
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    I'm DEAD …LMAO….ROTF ….

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  • September 13, 2019 at 10:52 am
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    America has been rode hard & put up wet

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  • September 13, 2019 at 11:16 am
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    The cow paddies were thick at the debate. 😊 😊

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  • September 13, 2019 at 11:31 am
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    The girls had the funniest lines- the punchlines.

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  • September 13, 2019 at 11:40 am
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    Isn't that guy used on Conan a lot

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  • September 13, 2019 at 11:51 am
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    🤣🤣🤣

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  • September 13, 2019 at 12:10 pm
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    Yeah, cute. My mother was born in Texas. She doesn’t have a stupid accent or ride a horse. She has a nice car and successful, conservative, children. You liberals are dumb as rocks to still be making generalizations about the south in this way. The blue church is dead.

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  • September 13, 2019 at 12:15 pm
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    At least this show mentioned Andrew Yang as opposed to everyone else who seemed to forget he existed.

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  • September 13, 2019 at 12:32 pm
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    Sheldon

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  • September 13, 2019 at 12:47 pm
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    0:20 Dang.  Who are those cuties?

    Brian Stack and the horse ain't too bad either.

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  • September 13, 2019 at 1:04 pm
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    Almost as good as the Motown Showdown. More song parodies!

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  • September 13, 2019 at 1:07 pm
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    They're all related….. This is a show folks. Obama related to McCain ect. Check family trees out folks.

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  • September 13, 2019 at 1:33 pm
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    #YangMediaBlackout

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  • September 13, 2019 at 1:35 pm
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    Very clever. Loved it. 👍

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  • September 13, 2019 at 1:36 pm
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    Cowboy on top, who dat?

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  • September 13, 2019 at 1:39 pm
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    That was difficult to watch lol

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  • September 13, 2019 at 1:49 pm
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    This was good 😂😂😂

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  • September 13, 2019 at 1:54 pm
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    So dumb who writes this nonsense.

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  • September 13, 2019 at 2:01 pm
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    " no messing with Texas " W voice LOL tacos rule

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  • September 13, 2019 at 2:37 pm
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    Another bit that probably sounded great in the writers' meeting… but was manure in execution…

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  • September 13, 2019 at 2:40 pm
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    now that's some Good Stupid, not Trump LeveL Stupid, Good Quality Stupid that makes you laugh and forget about the Very Stupid Shit going on in Actual Life. deep in the hart of TX

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  • September 13, 2019 at 2:49 pm
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    Lol

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  • September 13, 2019 at 3:02 pm
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    #ImpeachTrumpNow

    #ProChoice

    It’s Mueller Time… 🍻

    #25thAmendment

    #Bernie2020

    #Resist

    #WaterIsLife

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  • September 13, 2019 at 3:03 pm
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    I found that way too amusing

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  • September 13, 2019 at 3:13 pm
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    That's hysterical. 🤣🤣🤣

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  • September 13, 2019 at 3:39 pm
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    Brian Stack AND "The Bob Wills Of Late Night"

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  • September 13, 2019 at 3:55 pm
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    Jeez, what insane bias, I can't believe that LSSC just willingly showed a campaign ad for Gregory Whytman as part of their opening, that HAS to break some kind of law, right?

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  • September 13, 2019 at 4:01 pm
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    ^^

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  • September 13, 2019 at 4:08 pm
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    hmmm.
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    Cute

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  • September 13, 2019 at 4:14 pm
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    the point is Dems will watch that and laugh as they know people in public life are always going to be ridiculed as they should be! current 'occupant' of the WH on the other hand would go ballistic with anger. that says it all……………

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  • September 13, 2019 at 4:16 pm
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    01. 「Japan」 ⇒「World Emperor」⇒「Cow」⇒「E = Eagle」
    02. 「USA」=「Emperor's Son」⇒「Cow Boy / Texas」⇒「Country」⇒「Civil War / USA」
    03. 「USA」=「Emperor's Son, 6th=Star」⇒「1 Star / Texas」⇒「13 Star」⇒「US Flag」
    04. 「Japan 」=「Emperor's Son, 5th=Shine」⇒「Sun Shine」⇒「Rising Sun = Navy Flag」

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  • September 13, 2019 at 4:17 pm
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    01.「 J = Japan」Roots  ⇒ 「 J = Jerusalem /Jesus / Jew」⇒「Jazz」
    02. 「Japan」⇒「World Emperor」⇒「Ruler」⇒「The Right」⇒「Roma」
    03. 「USA」⇒「Emperor's Son」⇒「Right Wing」⇒「Republican」⇒「Trump」
    04. 「Anti」Exchange ⇒「R= Rincoln, People= Right」⇒「L= Lincoln, People= Left」

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  • September 13, 2019 at 4:33 pm
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    How can anybody 👎this cute skit!?

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  • September 13, 2019 at 4:39 pm
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    Could do without the terrible jokes and annoying song but hey

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  • September 13, 2019 at 4:43 pm
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    Brian Stack is an underrated talent for the ages.

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  • September 13, 2019 at 5:04 pm
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    🎶🤣🤣🤣🎵

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  • September 13, 2019 at 5:18 pm
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    my last 4 braincells during a test

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  • September 13, 2019 at 5:58 pm
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    i love Colbert and his writers…. they can always make me laugh…..!!!

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  • September 13, 2019 at 6:02 pm
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    Noone in Texas dresses like this. In 28 years I've lived here….lol but ok guys

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  • September 13, 2019 at 6:34 pm
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    I didn't know Gregory Whytman was a horse rider.

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  • September 13, 2019 at 7:02 pm
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    🐴 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 ⭐️ 🤣💯

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  • September 13, 2019 at 7:41 pm
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    when the DMT hits

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  • September 13, 2019 at 9:04 pm
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    like, subscribe

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  • September 13, 2019 at 9:11 pm
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    These opening segments are always so childish. I wish they would just stop.

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  • September 13, 2019 at 10:36 pm
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    Those ladies are so tiny to be able to hide behind him. Very cute! 😀

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  • September 13, 2019 at 10:50 pm
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    This is so awful it's awesome.

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  • September 13, 2019 at 11:18 pm
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    Yang Gang where u at?

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  • September 13, 2019 at 11:26 pm
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    Make this the theme song to the show … and put trump in it

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  • September 13, 2019 at 11:33 pm
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    I knew this would be good!

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  • September 13, 2019 at 11:50 pm
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    That was one of your great intros!

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  • September 14, 2019 at 1:18 am
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    Omg 🤣🤣🤣

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  • September 14, 2019 at 1:19 am
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    When russian spies kicked out why wasn't trump an moscow mitch an st Peter burg linsey deported ?

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  • September 14, 2019 at 1:50 am
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    Marine Williamson had her own thing going.

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  • September 14, 2019 at 3:12 am
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    “Hey” Stack…..

    This 🖕is for you and……

    This 👉 is for the horse you rode in on 🤨

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  • September 14, 2019 at 3:36 am
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    I died when the horse clapped.

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  • September 14, 2019 at 4:05 am
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    Great, now I've got this damn song stuck in my head. UPDATE 9/14 10 pm: now it's my favorite song…and that old horse clapping his hands gets me every time. 🤣😂

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  • September 14, 2019 at 4:23 am
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    Brian Stack has been and always will be a legend

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  • September 14, 2019 at 5:20 am
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    That was great.

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  • September 14, 2019 at 8:51 am
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    All those U.S. senators. Many years ago, I wrote a letter calling out a right-wing politician for seeking higher office shortly after she'd been elected to state office. Yes, I voted for Obama–for the U.S. Senate and president. But Senator Obama was sort of called after his 2004 convention speech. Sanders and Warren at least stood for election to the U.S. Senate knowing they did not intend to fully focus on the job or finish their terms. Probably Harris, too. That's wrong. And unless the vast majority of us is going to fundamentally change the way things have been done for two hundred years to accommodate a small, ignorant minority, the president does not enact laws (taxes, in particular) or appropriate funds.* Congress does that. And the U.S. Senate is part of Congress. Those senators need to focus on the jobs they already have–because they asked for them.

    *I presume the senators understand the basic provisions of the constitution they swore to support and defend–which is the one they profess they also want to preserve and protect.

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  • September 14, 2019 at 10:38 am
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    Watta lovely ladies…

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  • September 14, 2019 at 11:27 am
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    Isn't that guy George Whytman?

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  • September 14, 2019 at 1:10 pm
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    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • September 14, 2019 at 1:12 pm
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    Love it – a dose of corn was just what I needed 😆😆😆

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  • September 14, 2019 at 2:51 pm
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    Lmao not Potato Wedge 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣

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  • September 14, 2019 at 3:24 pm
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    Those clapping hoofs were the cherry on top! 🤣

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  • September 14, 2019 at 3:49 pm
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    That intro was actually funny

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  • September 14, 2019 at 5:55 pm
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    "HURR BERNIE'S OLD"

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  • September 15, 2019 at 1:40 am
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    Who is this guy? He's in so many funny sketches.

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  • September 15, 2019 at 6:37 am
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    cringe

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