Hey, Conan O’Brien here with another clueless gamer. Today I’m playing the new God of War game for the PlayStation 4. This is a testosterone-fueled fantasy, so who better to join me than the ultimate he-man, Mr. Bill Hader, Bill. (audience cheering) Good to be here, man.
Come on, can’t you fake it a little bit? I can’t. Hello, sir. Let’s talk about the new show, Barry, congratulations. Thank you.
People love the show. Thank you. This has gotta be, and it’s a new thing for you, you’re a man who murders, you still get to be funny, it’s everything. Yes, yeah, it’s not my life, but you know. Well it’s based on your life. A little bit.
You murdered some. You tell someone something in confidence, and they just don’t, alright. We should get my friend in here who always tells me what to do in here, Aaron Blair, Aaron, come on in here. Jesus.
He’s way too, isn’t he too energetic?
yeah, I don’t like that. Sorry.
Settle down. Yeah, relax. You know, this is a fun game, I’m really excited. You play Kratos, the ghost of Sparta. You basically are a servant of Ares, who’s the previous god of war and you’re tricked by Ares into killing your wife and your daughter. Why don’t we just start smashing and killing? Yeah I just wanna kill somebody. Can I just say what happens when this game starts? Is that okay?
Oh brother. Alright, go ahead.
Well when this game starts. This is the only thing he lives for. (laughs)
Let him have it. Please tell us about this game. Number eight in the seven installments. Number eight in the installment of the. (laughs) Get him, get him.
Where’s your juice box, where’s your trapper keeper, what am I, in the seventh grade?
I love that you and I finally get to bully somebody. You’ve remarried at this point, you have a son named Atreus, okay?
Something for the ladies, nice romantic story.
Yes, but your wife has died. Hilarious. So when this game starts, right before we’re gonna start, you’ve lit your wife’s funeral pyre and you’re gonna take her ashes to the highest peak. So we’re gonna hunt with our son, we’re gonna teach him how to hunt. You know, if you just walked in, you’d think this man was chasing a boy. I know, with an axe. Yeah, that’s the part, that’s my son. Sir, sir!
Sir? Leave the boy alone!
Sir! You’re not allowed in here, sir! Is that your mother?
Oh that’s not your mother. Your mother’s dead.
Remember when your mother died and we burned her?
(laughs) The therapist said I probably shouldn’t have let you watch it, but I think kids need to grow up fast. Son, why don’t you try jumping first? You know what I love? This is recreating the awkward silences I’ve had with my father.
(laughs) Look at that. So… how about them Red Sox? No! Kill it, son! This is like Donald Trump Jr. on a hunting trip. It’s precious and rare and it’s caused us no harm. I want to wear it.
(laughs) So press right on the D pad. You’re the D pad.
Okay. You’re acting like a real D pad right now, bro. There’s the Tron elk! Bad Conan, bad bad Conan! (laughs) That’s exactly what I was like! (shouts) Oh, okay. Sir, sir, we’re looking for the elk! Take that!
Oh, he was made of pumpkin. Why are they so easy to kill? Son, you didn’t see that. If you miss this, I’m going to be furious. We can use its antlers to open a night club. (laughs) Oh, what the heck?
Why? Who made this video game? There you go, dummy. (screaming) Yeah, son! Whoa, alright. I told you not to kill that deer, son. (laughs) Dad, you’re embarrassing me! I stab your taint! Ow. I just wanted directions. (intense music) Alright, well. Oh, god. Yeah, yeah, you’re probably (bleeped) up now, son. So now let’s have a light lunch. What do you guys think of the game so far? There’s more talking than I thought there would be. Yeah, I don’t really care about the relationship between the dad and the son. I’ve got a son in real life and I’m checking out of that relationship.
And I don’t think anybody’s playing a video game and going, you know what, this video game has really taught me that I need to have a better relationship with my son. Alright, what’s next there? This is your house, this is your home. Son, I’ll knock, you decent?
Alright. Son, there’ll come a time when you masturbate and I won’t just walk into the cabin, I’ll make noises first. Let’s do thumb war. (shouting) Now eat your mother’s ashes! Eat her ashes!
Eat her ashes! Grow a pair! Hello, I’m coming! Remember when we were in that band together? Yeah, weren’t you a bass player in the Deaf Johns? Hey you wanna go bug some people down in Venice? Hey man, listen.
You don’t get it, man. Manson had a plan, man. Look, I just got fired from Amoeba, alright? For not wearing my shirt to work. Look, I did your tattoos for you for free. Ow, ow, ow!
Ow! I haven’t done any of this, by the way. No, just so you at home know, we haven’t touched the controller for 45 minutes. I don’t like you anymore. No, no no no, no no no, okay, dude dude dude dude dude, I know I was being a dick, I know I was being a dick, bro. Okay, okay, okay, you don’t have to pay me for the tattoos. You don’t have pay for the tattoos, it’s fine. (shouts) Okay, so now we’re gonna skip ahead. Thank god. So basically, there’s this woman, the witch of the woods. Oh a woman, that would be refreshing. We go to the smartest man in all the realms, Mamir, and we cut his head off ’cause he’s imprisoned in the tree. As you do. And now we need to revive Mamir’s head so we’re back to the witch of the woods. So we have the head. Alright, I guess let’s go into the turtle now. Like a couple of nerds in a nerd story. Oh they’re showing the turtle house, this is awkward. There’s a real estate person here. This is the living room. And it’s a sunken level, oh! That’s not a good way to. He’s got bad instincts. She’ll like this.
Do you like me? Will you go on date? You gotta kill this guy, those are all just souls. I’m just like the guy in the woods. God, dude. Look at that guy, he’s just hanging off his ass. He’s like, what’s going on over there? (laughs) I’m gonna call the cops, okay? So God of War, what do you guys think? The killing is very cathartic, I thought you broke through a lot of levels of anger. Yeah I did, I worked out some stuff with God of War and I think I can now use it in my life. So it was good. Later, nine unsolved murders. I think the kid is, doesn’t do much. Right. Or should be able to kill the kid. And then he gets it on with the girl in the turtle. Turtle girl, yeah, the real estate lady. Oh and the guy who’s just a head? Yeah. He’s like the sidekick. They’re gonna use him as like an Alexa kind of. Hey, head.
Yes? My Delta flight to Chicago.
It’s delayed. (audience applauding) Hey, you can see the other video games over at teamcoco.com/cluelessgamer. Huge thanks to one of the funniest people alive, Bill Hader. We’ll be right back.

Clueless Gamer: “God Of War” With Bill Hader – CONAN on TBS
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100 thoughts on “Clueless Gamer: “God Of War” With Bill Hader – CONAN on TBS

  • September 14, 2019 at 3:43 am
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    I know Bill doesn't like video games but I'd love for him to have a let's play channel

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  • September 14, 2019 at 3:28 pm
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    D-pad joke, HAH!

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  • September 14, 2019 at 6:34 pm
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    Bill Hader is awesome… Barry is an awesome show!! Just pure awesome!

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  • September 14, 2019 at 8:20 pm
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    2 idiots playing god of war ..not even worthy to touch that game

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  • September 14, 2019 at 10:58 pm
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    Would love to see Bill Hader as the Joker one day

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  • September 15, 2019 at 12:37 am
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    Haders gonna hate.

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  • September 15, 2019 at 7:19 am
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    Why is there not one for red dead redemption 2 com on

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  • September 15, 2019 at 8:15 am
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    I'd pay good money to see Conan and Bill play every game, ever.

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  • September 15, 2019 at 10:24 am
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    more bill hader please.

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  • September 15, 2019 at 11:48 am
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    Why he sorta reminds me of Micheal C. Hall from Dexter

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  • September 15, 2019 at 11:48 am
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    LOVE the apathy

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  • September 15, 2019 at 1:04 pm
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    I mean, arguable one of the greatest games of all time and it gets no respect. Clueless indeed.

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  • September 15, 2019 at 3:41 pm
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    "hey head?"
    "Yes?"
    "What's going on with my Delta flight?"
    "It's delayed"
    πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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  • September 15, 2019 at 5:22 pm
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    bill could make the most funniest lets play ever

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  • September 15, 2019 at 10:27 pm
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    I loved everything about this!!

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  • September 16, 2019 at 12:54 am
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    i'd legit watch a whole let's play series of Conan and Bill play any game

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  • September 16, 2019 at 1:53 am
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    I'm Bill Hader obsessed

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  • September 16, 2019 at 12:41 pm
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    Bill harder looking like Michael C. Hall.

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  • September 16, 2019 at 1:00 pm
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    Bill Hader is such a treasure. I love it that he and Conan seems to really enjoy themselves.

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  • September 16, 2019 at 8:30 pm
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    Aaron: So what this game is about is….
    Bill: has the mii theme playing on a loop in his head

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  • September 16, 2019 at 9:33 pm
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    I miss Myst.

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  • September 16, 2019 at 9:58 pm
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    Bill Hader looks like a young version of Jack Nicholson

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  • September 17, 2019 at 2:37 pm
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    I will always come back to watch this again…this is my 28372529018 time

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  • September 17, 2019 at 7:46 pm
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    Literally my two favorite comedic minds ever. I've been watching conan for 20 years and everything Bill touches is gold.

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  • September 17, 2019 at 9:15 pm
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    well now i'm going to buy the game

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  • September 18, 2019 at 5:52 am
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    they are so chaotic together i love it

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  • September 18, 2019 at 10:45 am
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    They just made this game look ridiciolus πŸ˜‚

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  • September 18, 2019 at 12:52 pm
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    Hurts to see a person who didn't have a blink of game knowledge making fun of God Of War that way.

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  • September 18, 2019 at 4:47 pm
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    Hader is not funny at all.

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  • September 18, 2019 at 9:31 pm
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    Damn I wish conan would play last of us, its a gem even tho its old

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:46 am
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    LOL so many pissed of gamers here disliking the video thinking conan will actually be serious about this game xD. It's conan not ninja!!

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:06 am
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    Bill Hader hilarity (I dunno if thats a word) but he definitely on par with Conan! He should make more appearances in conan show πŸ˜‚

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  • September 19, 2019 at 7:06 am
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    The funniest Clueless Gamer, saw it about 20 times!

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  • September 19, 2019 at 11:37 am
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    Bill hader is to funny πŸ˜‚

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:17 pm
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    Real estate ladyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:43 pm
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    This is the best clueless gamer

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  • September 19, 2019 at 8:33 pm
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    Bill Hader needs to start a Let's play channel!!!

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  • September 20, 2019 at 1:29 am
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    I want to know is Bill Hader the same height as Conan?

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  • September 20, 2019 at 1:40 am
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    Bill + Conan ftw!

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  • September 20, 2019 at 4:20 am
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    They could do twitch channel…

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  • September 20, 2019 at 6:06 pm
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    Who so many disliked ?

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  • September 20, 2019 at 6:24 pm
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    This should be called the " Clueless foreheads"…HAHAHAHAH

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  • September 20, 2019 at 10:48 pm
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    I do the exact same things when playing video games XD

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  • September 21, 2019 at 2:51 am
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    Bill hader should play joker

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  • September 21, 2019 at 8:01 am
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    dude i would open up this game in a coffee shop and just play this opening sequence in every latte store in town

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  • September 21, 2019 at 8:11 am
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    why are there so much dislikes?

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  • September 21, 2019 at 10:32 am
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    Not funny at all

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  • September 21, 2019 at 12:06 pm
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    "Everyone loves Clueless gamer! Let's not do that much anymore!"

    Exactly why Conan is dead in the water lol. Makes me sad.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 7:28 pm
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    These two should review every game on this show

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  • September 22, 2019 at 8:06 pm
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    I could watch these two make smoothies together and would still laugh my ass off

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  • September 23, 2019 at 2:07 am
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    I love how TV stars still act like games are beneath them or are too nerdy.

    The video game industry makes more in a year than the music and Hollywood film industries combined.

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  • September 23, 2019 at 3:43 am
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    First time I watched this I was here for the game so I was pissed but now, a year later, Conan and Bill have the best damn chemistry together.

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  • September 23, 2019 at 5:50 am
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    They do my guy Aaron so dirty it’s not even funny 😭

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  • September 23, 2019 at 3:42 pm
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    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • September 23, 2019 at 6:14 pm
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    β€œSo, now lets have a light lunch.” πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

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  • September 24, 2019 at 1:03 am
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    u and bill should play man of medan

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  • September 24, 2019 at 1:19 am
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    Bill Hader is so damn talented. Barry is amazing! And he always was my favorite on SNL. He's so spontaneously funny, just like Conan.

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  • September 24, 2019 at 7:09 am
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    conan is a gamer

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  • September 24, 2019 at 7:45 pm
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    4:09
    i laughed so hard when they both went
    ,OoOoOoH’

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  • September 24, 2019 at 10:57 pm
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    Very clueless…..

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  • September 24, 2019 at 11:09 pm
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    No way they are playing

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  • September 25, 2019 at 3:16 am
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    β€οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β€οΈ

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  • September 25, 2019 at 2:05 pm
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    Bill Hader being ignorant. Okay.

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  • September 25, 2019 at 4:32 pm
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    Gotta say I don’t like this guy at all

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  • September 25, 2019 at 11:07 pm
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    Conan and Hader have a good vibe together. more of them please.

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  • September 26, 2019 at 2:34 am
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    This is great.

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  • September 26, 2019 at 12:25 pm
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    Bill hader looks like sheldon coopers cooler older brother

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  • September 26, 2019 at 12:25 pm
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    I want a friend like Bill.
    He is a positivity himself.

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  • September 26, 2019 at 5:50 pm
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    bill's wardrobe makes him the most humble human alive ever

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  • September 26, 2019 at 6:55 pm
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    this game looks stupid

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  • September 27, 2019 at 12:37 am
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    Wait is Bill the voice of the scientist on Simpsons? He sounded just like him lol

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  • September 27, 2019 at 4:24 am
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    Not to sound like a 45 year old soccer mom from the 90’s but……video games are way too violent

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  • September 27, 2019 at 3:22 pm
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    17k GOW fansboys can't take a joke lol

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  • September 27, 2019 at 5:01 pm
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    6:16
    Yup. Welcome to modern gaming, guys…just cutscenes and manufactured drama.

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  • September 27, 2019 at 8:35 pm
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    the poking fun at aaron couldve been more measured. if you constantly bully him it becomes pointed and loses some improv humor

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  • September 28, 2019 at 9:49 am
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    Came here for Conan and Bill Hader.

    Stayed here for Conan and Bill Hader.

    Ended up watching more than 30 videos of Conan and Bill Hader.

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  • September 29, 2019 at 6:55 pm
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    Ok you guys can make fun of other games but when it comes to emotional games like God or war
    Conan YOU REALLY PUSHED IT πŸ˜‘

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  • September 30, 2019 at 12:17 am
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    Bill is unique! πŸ†β€πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ”₯

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  • September 30, 2019 at 4:15 pm
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    Choked on my coffee β˜•οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • September 30, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    Why he stop doing these.

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  • October 1, 2019 at 6:07 am
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    I really want more Clueless Gamer with Conan and Bill Hader, this is just amazing

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  • October 1, 2019 at 1:25 pm
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    Stab your taint!!

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  • October 2, 2019 at 2:16 pm
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    Woman, here is head… now you must give me head!

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  • October 3, 2019 at 6:58 am
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    1:32 oh my gosh, Bill's doing his Casem voice πŸ˜‚

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  • October 3, 2019 at 7:49 am
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    It's like having 2 Conan's

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  • October 3, 2019 at 9:21 am
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    When I see bill hader , one thought comes to mind put him and Bill Murray in a SNL sketch written by Tina Get.

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  • October 3, 2019 at 6:34 pm
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    look at us, we are so cool, we don't play games, we don't care

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  • October 4, 2019 at 1:44 am
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    Best one ever

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  • October 4, 2019 at 10:04 pm
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    Looks like God of War is a comedy show, now

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  • October 5, 2019 at 7:29 am
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    i wonder what would be the punch line to Bill's alexa joke…

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  • October 5, 2019 at 8:43 am
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    I feel bad for Aaron 😒

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  • October 5, 2019 at 6:29 pm
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    i don't like that they don't appreciate the game enough.

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  • October 5, 2019 at 9:23 pm
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    How do you like Bill if somebody would start to mock your stupid show like you are mocking this brilliant gorgeous game.

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  • October 5, 2019 at 10:01 pm
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    These two are great together, just perfect

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  • October 5, 2019 at 10:14 pm
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    Calling this a video game review is the real joke

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  • October 6, 2019 at 12:03 am
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    "The kid doesn't do much". Omg… Atreus is op! xD

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  • October 6, 2019 at 5:22 am
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    Conan lookin fresh asf with that haircut tho

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  • October 7, 2019 at 1:02 pm
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    I just wanted directions………………………….HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • October 8, 2019 at 5:44 pm
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    "Weren't you the bass player of the Deftones?" The former bass player of the band died after being in a car accident, not sure if Bill knows but oh well… I love Bill and Deftones though so I'm just happy he referenced the band.

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  • October 9, 2019 at 8:24 am
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    Bill looks like adult morty

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