(exotic drum music) (laughing) – He’s not gonna be out the chair, is he? He’s just gonna be stuck. – [Narrator] It’s almost
Christmas and Santa’s elves are about to go into gift-packing frenzy. Our GCN heroes are looking for
maximum bang for their bucks, and 130 bucks, or 100 pounds,
doesn’t go an awful long way. But just how far does it go? Let’s find out. – Right, let’s see what you boys have got. Are those Gucci shades? – Oh, hold on a minute. – Oh no. – What’s that one on the end? – There’s some funny shapes. Right, can we start on the left? That’s right, we’ve each
been given 100 pounds by a very kind producer
to purchase or acquire the fastest two-wheeled
machine that our rather meagre budget can offer, to carry out some tests. Matt Stephens and mine. – Gunwale ties, mate. High five. – What I’ma do, I’m gonna
tighten the excitement by giving you a slow reveal
of mine, if that’s alright. – [Presenter] Like a strip tease? A vintage? – [Presenter] I thought it
was a triple for a second. (playful music) – There she is.
– Wow, look at that, mate! – Look at that, I’m proud. (cheery music) Well this is my beauty. Baby blue ink colour, it’s
a Carlton, made in England, probably, I think, from the early 1980’s. Look at the rake on those
forks, look at the large flange hubs, look at the
Raleigh chain set, basically. It’s a 42/50, I think,
with 10 speed transmission. Cogs look pretty big at the
back, but I haven’t been able to count them ’cause they’re
just a little bit too oily. But lovely attention to detail
on this, I’ve obviously got clips and straps, I think
these are 28 mil gunwale tyres. These are original, slightly
perished at the side which is a slight concern,
but look at these beautiful, centre pull breaks made by Weinmann, okay, but look at these satellite
shifters I have here as well. Satellite braking for when I’m climbing, so hope I don’t really need. Do you know what? She’s gonna fly. – [Narrator] Matt likes a
Carlton and I like Matt, too, but when it comes to striking a pose, Matt, as ever, misses the bus. (silly music) – Alright then, guys, you are gonna be, you’re gonna be a little bit
nervous when you see this ’cause, uh, ’cause I think
this is gonna be fast. Check it out, we got disc brakes, oh yeah. – [Presenter] Discs! – [Presenter] Oh my word. – A Gryphon. (laughing) I’ve even got a pannier rack. – [Presenter] Did you
think it was graphene? – This is my Carrera Gryphon, and that’s Gryphon, not graphene. Actually it’s made out of
aluminium which I just found out, but nevertheless, this
is a serious bit of tip for a serious rider, I really
need to win this challenge. I’ve not won one since 2014
which is a longer drought even than Cannondale-Drapac, but this, this is the bike that’s gonna do it me. It’s a very modern bike,
got 16 gears, disc brakes, I’ve got a nice wide 20/80
ties and even when you start looking, got aerodynamic
rims, and in fact, an aerodynamic down tube,
which is slightly ruined, I’ll admit, by that mud guard but anyway, it’s aero, that’s all we need to know. There is one slight problem, and that is this horrific-looking steerer extender. Now I’ll admit, when I bought it, my intention was to flip
the stem and slam it, get it nice and aero, and
unfortunately I can’t do that, something about star fangled nut. (beeping) That’s … That means I can’t actually drop stem. (beeping) But anyway, I’ve got confidence this is a mighty bike. This rear brake isn’t
very good for skids though – Stand back. (laughing) – I hope that’s got a motor, mate, otherwise that is not a fast bike. (laughing) – Please welcome, the Schwinn Stingray. – It’s a Stingray. – [Presenter] Seriously, mate, that is a lot of bike for 100 quid. – Well this is my Schwinn
Stingray, and to start this, I’m going to quote directly
from the Schwinn website. “Part cruiser, part
shopper, 100% muscle bike.” Now let’s go through a
few of the specifications: got a big V back drag
handlebar, some long range, V drag spokes, plus a Big
Boa drag rear tyre, so. – [Si] A lot of drag then? – It is a lot of drag,
but I’m mean to my drag, as you know, Si. All in all, this comes in at
a whooping 24.5 kilogrammes which, in old money, is over 50 pounds, and since I got this even in
this condition at 95 pounds, that’s less than 2 pounds per pound. That’s a lot bang for
your buck right there. (classy music) – [Narrator] Dan’s bike
doesn’t come with horn, but (raspberries), he adds a
little toot of his own. – Oh Christ, whacked my knee. – [Man] Oh get that wheelie,
pop a wheelie, come on. (laughing) – [Presenter] Right so,
tell me what you’ve got to explain these, mate. – This, again, was 100
quid, slightly more than that delivered, and it’s got three wheels. – [Presenter] Ho, ho! – Bosch! – Well, you know, it’s got a
three speed Sturmey-Archer hub. – It’s got quick release. – It’s got a beer, it’s
got a beer container. – I think that’s the allen
key that’s got stuck in there, mate, that’s not quick release. – [Presenter] (laughing) That’s amazing. – I’m not sure there’s
much quick about it, but yeah, this is my bike. This is my Pashley Picador trike. That’s right, it has got
three wheels, apart from that, I’ve not really seemed to
get the hang of riding it. (beeping) (laughing) (beeping) It’s got three gears,
it’s got two front brakes, which is new as well as
the three wheel thing. It’s also got this trunk on the back that it’s presumably quite
good at carrying things. That’s about it really, I
don’t think I can even ride it. (laughing) It’s marginally,
marginally slower than just walking, but we’ll give it a go. – [Narrator] Strangely, Tom
puts his Aunt Jackie’s ashes in the trunk, the criminal
mind hides guilt with laughter. (laughing) Time to take Jackie for a nervous spin. (upbeat music) – Wow. Yeah, it’s not, it’s not very good at going right, even around slight corners. – Right then, chaps. Are we going for it? – Yeah, (sighs), a challenge. – Okay, you will undertake five challenges to decide which presenter
and his budget bike was best value for money, ohhh. There will be four tests to decide the start order for the finale. The winner of each test will win time bonuses for the last challenge. – [Matt] Wow. – Tell you what, that’s- – That is like four preparatory
rounds then a grand finale, if that’s what we’re saying? – I think that’s what this is saying. (sighing) – So, as challenge number
one is nearest my bike, I shall do the honours. Here we go, test number one, the wheelie. (laughing) – [Presenter] The wheelie
king can’t wheelie his bike! – Kurt Osborne, nicknamed The
Wheelie King, from California in the United States, is the
Guinness World Record Holder for the Longest Bicycle Wheelie,
riding on the back wheel in August of 1998, he rode a
wheelie for a record 11 hours at the Anaheim Convention
Centre in California. Who can wheelie the
furthest on their steed? (excited poppy music) – [Narrator] Time to find
the answer to the question that’s been raging on
the GCN notice boards: who has the biggest wheelie? – [Matt] Right, looks like it’s me to start off with the wheelies. – Go Matt, you can do it. – Look, watch, and learn. – [Presenter] How not to do it. – [Presenter] Good luck mate. I know that face, that means business. (chortling) – [Narrator] Matt doesn’t
have the biggest wheelie, but he’s pleased with it. – Si, you’re up next. – Alright. – [Narrator] The cyborg
was designed to be both aero and dynamic, it’s show
time for GCN’s stunt robot. (grunting) – Blew my neck. – [Narrator] Oh, it’s a biggie. – Right, going down. – Good luck mate. – [Narrator] Dan goes OCD as
he cleans the target zone, not a hair out of place after
a period of no hair at all. (exclaiming) – Whoa, that was nearly two metres! – [Narrator] Dan sets the bar
high for all Schwinn owners, and back to the bar he goes,
yet, he just can’t stop. – [Presenter] Whoa, even further! – [Presenter] Proper
little bit of lift there. – [Presenter] Three metres! – [Narrator] As ever, it’s
a cheeky triple for Dan. But there’s a younger man
up next, pack it in Dan. – Slightly nervous about this one. – I don’t know why, mate,
I think you’ll be fine. – Just play it safe, yeah. – You got it in the right gear? – Look how coarse, I just love how coarse he has to be on that button. – [Narrator] Time for Tom
to take granny for a ride, just checking there’s no puff of dust. – Go on, Tom, hey, he’s
been out in the, in the Go. Nice, you gonna lose point
for hitting the GoPro. – Nah, nah, points for beating you. – (laughing) That was hilarious. – [Narrator] And it’s double
helpings for Jackie in the box. – He’s got more speed,
oh my God, this is … – [All] Whoa! (clapping) – [Presenter] I think it was
about there, wasn’t it, yeah. – Every time I do this, the
reach gets a little bit shorter. (laughing) – [Narrator] The best of the versed. In these parts, that means top sausage. Simon had the biggest, just
out of Dan’s spicy salami, a chipple out of performance from Tom, and a cocktail sausage from
Matt, but it was chilly. – Right then, number two. The bunny hop: The highest
bicycle bunny hop is one metre 45, or 4 foot 9, and was
achieved by Rick Koekoek in London on the 29th on July 2017. How high can you bunny hop your bike? – We shall soon find out, won’t we? – Who designed these things? (laughing) – Right, let’s do it. – [Narrator] The average
bunny only hops around three centimetres off the ground, but can these guys beat
the bunny in public? – Come on Matt. – [Narrator] Matt says
he’s aiming to produce the perfect parabola. That’s a mathematically
perfect curve, which should see the wheels horizontal at the median point. – [Presenter] What d’ya reckon that was? 4 centimetres? – [Narrator] Well it’s certainly
a load of parabollocks. – [Presenter] You’ve got a
different foot this time. (exclaiming) – [Presenter] Ready, here we go. – [Presenter] He’s coming, coming in hot. – [Narrator] Tom looks
nervous about his first jump. To succeed, he needs to clear his mind, listen to the inner self, be
at one with his ancestors, who are clearly no help this time. – [Presenter] Look at that, ha, ha, ha! (laughing) – [Narrator] Tom now realising he should’ve gone for a younger model. (chortling) – I can’t bend it back. The pedal’s touching the floor. – [Presenter] Turn it upside
down, it’ll be alright. (laughing) – [Narrator] Tom describes
his ride as quirky, but it’s a turkey and
the carcass is failing. (exclaiming and laughing) – [Narrator] Dan Lloyd is
an anagram of diyna dull. Time to blow it up and get on with it. – (grunting and sighing)
God, that wasn’t my best one, I’ve got one more go, haven’t I? – [Presenter] Come on, laddie. (exclaiming) – [Narrator] Dan pumping
iron, he performs heroically, teasing his cruiser into a bruiser. – Here you go, cycle up, mate. – Thanks. (grunting) – That wheel didn’t quite go up, no. – [Presenter] Impressive front wheel. Impressive front wheel. – [Narrator] Si is a
renowned disco fanatic, he knows you’ve gotta get up to get down. – Go on, Si. (grunting) – [Narrator] Sadly for our
wheelie king, in this test, he’s no glorious gainer. Dan the man, Si the first
two letters of silver, Matt not glossy, Tom buried
like his aunt should’ve been. – Challenge number three. (ripping) Oh, the track stand. The current Guinness World Record for the longest track stand is (chuckling)
21 hours, 34 minutes? – Well, I’ve got a kick stand. – [Presenter] I think Tom
could probably do that, on his for about two days. – Hang on a minute, hang on, it says track stand, not kick stand. Anyways, Jim DeChamp at
Miller Motorsports Park in Tooele, Utah, on the
18th of November 2008, for the MTV show Nitro Circus. How long- – I think Tom might’ve
won it already mate. (laughing and chattering) – I’ve got my kickstand. – Oh, it’s gonna be close between you two. It might need to take an extra week. (chattering) – I didn’t even think to buy a trike. – [Narrator] Holding steady
while those around you fail is a skillset the armies
seek in elite forces. So who will wear the big pants
and who will go commando? – [Man] Three, two, one, go. – [Man] And stop. – [Narrator] Animal,
it’s the mood Dan adopts in competition; it’s also the
name of The Muppets’ drummer. Those arms are busy. – I’m down. – [Narrator] Dan Lloyd is
an anagram of all naughty, but he can’t beat big ears this time. – I didn’t realise you were
allowed to move forward. – (laughing) I’ve got third. – Right then, Lasty,
it’s you and me, mate. – [Narrator] Matt turns
into a bronzed beauty, well, pinky bronze. (chill music) – I’m just chill, then, I’m sat here, waiting for the frame to fail. – Dan, do you think Tom’s got
a little bit of an advantage? – Well I wasn’t allowed
to use my kickstand. – He’s so relaxed. – What, you’re doing well. – Thanks mate. – It’s for the extra high handlebars. – It’s true actually,
it’s quite comfortable. (playful music) (laughing) – [Presenter] What, one-handed? – Well, – [Cyclist] Can you do no-handed? (exclaiming) – Ut oh. – [Cyclist] No, that’s it. – (sighing) Fair play, mate. What up, Si? – There’s bloody good
skills there Tom, seriously, that’s just off the scale, mate. Victor, it’s good when you get first? – Yeah, it’s my first
podium, no, no two thirds. – [Narrator] A relaxed
yet satisfying effort from Tom and Aunt Jackie. Simon with the skills,
Matt with the thrills, and Dan with the swills,
he’ll drink to that. – Right, hope for this one
is just about looking cool. Stopping distance. It is stated that a bike
being operated should be able to stop at a speed of 15 miles per hour within 4.5 metres, which is 15 feet. What distance will your
bike require to stop from 15 miles per hour to a stand still, if you can get your bike
to 15 miles per hour? We’ve got a downhill, haven’t we? – A bit dicey down there really. – [Presenter] Yeah, that is. – I’m quite confident on this
one, I am quite confident. – I’ma bit nervous.
– Come on. – [Narrator] Sometimes a good performance is all about knowing when to stop. It’s show time for some proper anchors. – Are we level with Louis’
front wheel or his back wheel? (fanfare music) (laughing) – Well, I think there aren’t
any words really, are there? It’s sad. I think it’s fixable for the final stage. I was pleased to get the
win on that actually, that stage, but, you know,
but it was win at all costs. – [Narrator] The beard and
the weird tie for first. Matt and Si mistakenly went full beans, but couldn’t control the gas. – The final test is the
hill climb, alright? So this is the final challenge to decide the overall champion. Basically it’s the fastest
climb to the summit of the Campolongo, which
5.8 kilometres in length, elevation game of 3.53
metres, 11% maximum gradient, 6.1% average gradient. Who’s gonna be the winner? – I like the sound of that. – Yeah, we were each
provided with 100 pounds to purchase our bike, as we well know. Now the winner of each test
receives a minute advantage, and for every pound saved on
your purchase below 100 pounds, will also receive a minute advantage. So Dan’s bike cost 95 pounds, he gets, well he gets 5 minutes. – [Dan] Yes. – Which you might actually need
to be honest with you, mate. (laughing) Right, let’s do this. (intense string music) – [Narrator] It’s time to test
the metal and see who’s nuts, who bolts, who’s rusty, and
who’s a bit of a spanner. There’s tension in the
air, you can smell it. But who dealt it? – [Man] Three, two, one, go! (cheering) (fast, intense music) – Pacing, pacing. – [Narrator] You don’t put a
Greyhound on roller skaters, you get a lot of effort and not much go. Straight line pace goes
awol, and pretty it is not. – Oh my goodness, this
is gonna be a long climb. (record scratching) – [Man] Go Lasty, go, go, go! – [Man] Is that stuff legal, sorry? – [Narrator] Tom keeps the faith, he believes this game is
not lost, he also believes in the tooth fairy and Father Christmas. He should’ve asked Santa for a new frame. – [Man] Three, two, one, go. (upbeat music) – [Presenter] Oh, look at that,
it’s like poetry in motion. – [Narrator] Sometimes in
life, to get the job done, you need to find the right tool. Think of Simon, think right tool. Think of Tom, think last. (laughing and huffing) One target down, thoughts
drift to the chaser. If he can clear the fear of the rear from his mind, he’ll be okay. – I’m nervous about Matt. – [Man] Three, two, one, go. – Cheers boys, let me
get these straps on, oh. – [Narrator] Matt always
fumbles when it comes to straps, but, once tied down, he usually performs and today is no different. (intense music) Matt starts to look very burn out eno, but maybe not so much badger as tadger. Up ahead, Dan turns into
middle distance legend Haile Gebrselassie or is
that slightly Gebrselassie? – I can’t see him. (huffing) I’m at my limit. I can’t see him. (breathing heavily) How has he done it? Oh God. – [Narrator] Dan tries an
old motivational technique he uses when he races his own kids. It’s called shouting. – (shouting) Not in sight. Look. A big gap, a big gap. Come on. – It’s really sad end. (intense music) – [Narrator] You might think Tom brought a knife to a gun fight, but he didn’t, he brought a catapult to nuclear war. Tom says goodbye to
auntie, there’s no music and curtains with this ceremony, and no winning ticket from the Tombola. Dan Lloyd is an anagram of yodelin’ lad. Well he’s not singing now. (heavy drumming music) (groaning loudly) – First worst. – [Narrator] Si’s efforts means
he lives up to the nickname The Ringmaster, that’s
from the circus obviously. Matt, he’s tested his guts
today, it’s been full gas. (excited, climactic music) This winner’s been a long time coming. Si has broken a duck, got
a monkey off his back, and he says, knotted the python. That’s how much effort he’s put in. – Oh, I can’t believe it,
I thought eight minutes would be too much to make up
on an athlete like Lloydy, we saw how fast he was running. Those tips from GCN mostly paid off, I’m just so thankful I’ve
broken that three year duck, (groaning) it feels good. Go Matt! – [Narrator] Matt lunging for glory from an imaginary pack of
opponents with actual talent. – [Si] Eatin’ a big dog
as well (chuckling). – [Narrator] Dan Lloyd is
an anagram of oldy land, but today this mountain
belongs to a younger man. – [Presenter] Good ride. – What up, mate? – [Dan] What up man, you get it? – I did man, I did, just held off. – I thought I had it for a bit. – I thought you had it for a bit. – I thought you had it as well. – I beat Lasty, though, have you seen him? – I passed him on the second corner? – [Matt] I just passed him
just past the second corner. He didn’t look to be in great
shape to honest with ya, it was bitin’ him then anyway? – [Si] Really? – [Matt] Yeah. – [Narrator] Tom abandoned
both his trike and Aunt Jackie. In life, neither gave him much support, he’s coping well with his loss. – Well I tell you what,
chaps, that was quite a race, and what a bike test, oh my goodness. – I’ve learned a lot actually on this challenge, I must admit. – Yeah, ’cause that’s such
a broad spread of machines, but ultimately, it was the hybrid, with only one working disc brake, that stole the day by a reasonable margin. – The hybrid being the
world’s best value eBay bike, but closely followed
by the retro road bike. – Yeah, I mean – You pushed it hard. – Yeah, I had automatic
gears at some points, it comes decided on declines
which gears it, so it chose itself, but regardless,
still quite a lovely ride. – I’ll tell you what though,
that light that you got free with your bike, is pretty
darn good like as he was sailing into the distance,
I could see him miles away. – I could see it as well,
a little marker, yeah. – I tell you what, perhaps the
most valuable lesson learned is when buying a bike off eBay, especially when it’s made out of steel, – Don’t buy it with three wheels. – And just check to make
sure it’s not rust through. – Yeah, and that it’s got
triangle shapes in the frame. Always helps.
– Yeah. Still valiant effort, mate. – Right.
– It was good. – Just before you pulled that open, that looked like quite a good champagne, don’t go too over the
top when you’re spraying, wanna keep some of that
for drinking, yeah. – That was the coolest
bike though, wasn’t it? That was without a doubt the coolest. – Hang on, hang on, hang on. (popping and spraying) – Whoa. (laughing) – [Narrator] It was a great effort, lads. (laughing) – It’s a screw top. – You not know it’s a screw top? Bit wasted. Cheers mate, and well done. Right, well I hope you’ve enjoyed this latest presenter challenge video. I haven’t sorry much, so
I didn’t win, if you have, please give it a thumbs up
down below and also make sure you subscribe by clicking on the globe. – Absolutely and if you
wanna watch the more GCN presenter challenges, then why not see the climbing challenge, find
out who was the best climber, which I’m still sore about. – Or for our downhill chainless challenge in the USA, click just down here.

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100 thoughts on “Cheap eBay Bikes – Which Is Best? | The GCN Challenge

  • December 22, 2017 at 5:14 pm
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    Let us know which bike you'd choose 👇

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  • April 27, 2019 at 10:02 am
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    That drag bike needs a frickin engine man

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  • April 29, 2019 at 11:49 pm
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    hi im a really strong cyclist but i dont have a good bike ive been riding for years but couldnt afford a good bike but when i see a rider with all the gear on i try and keep up with him and sometimes im passing him my question is can you be a famous cyclist without having the best bike and if i did would i be a champion cause i think ive got really strong legs and ive always believed its what youve got in you legs

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  • May 4, 2019 at 9:40 pm
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    I had such a good time watching this. Laughed a lot!! 😀

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  • May 7, 2019 at 6:47 pm
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    Good work, just hope that the bike was picked up after and that champagne bottle too!!

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  • May 9, 2019 at 10:00 am
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    That was fun to watch lol .love see more like this you guys . id go for the 3 wheels bike just for the laughs haha .

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  • May 10, 2019 at 2:37 pm
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    Where has Tom been?

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  • May 12, 2019 at 5:36 pm
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    Watching this made me want to go back to Europe.. with a bike! Living in an overly populated city in Asia is a pain 🙁

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  • May 15, 2019 at 1:02 am
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    The announcer made this video a struggle to watch, if he had let the riders banter and shut his mouth it would have been a perfect vid. Get's a thumbs down for this clown.

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  • May 15, 2019 at 7:12 pm
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    this is amazing

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  • May 18, 2019 at 5:54 pm
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    You guys crack me up. Lol 😀 ….GCN do you guys have a tv series? The Chopper for me plz …cant stop laughing at the wheelies..lmao

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  • May 21, 2019 at 10:01 pm
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    I had a road bike like that when I was a kid… Why don't they make brakes like that anymore for modern bikes.

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  • May 22, 2019 at 5:19 am
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    One of the best videos, so much entertaining, Simon laugh jajajaja, you are the best YouTube channel dudes, keep going on!!

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  • May 26, 2019 at 8:59 am
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    So funny 😂😂😂

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  • May 29, 2019 at 3:25 am
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    Best bike video! So funny XD

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  • May 30, 2019 at 4:46 pm
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    no way these bikes were that cheap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • May 30, 2019 at 6:40 pm
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    Lmao I wish Matt would come back to GCN, what a fantastic group this was.

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  • May 30, 2019 at 6:44 pm
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    He describes it as quirky…..but it’s a turkey….

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  • May 30, 2019 at 7:40 pm
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    best video ever !! (specially the background voice !!)

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  • June 1, 2019 at 6:29 pm
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    dem laughs

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  • June 2, 2019 at 12:22 am
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    Lol is it me or this is going top gear 0:54 don't get me wrong loved the video:)

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  • June 2, 2019 at 7:01 am
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    i fcking love matt.. not gay*

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  • June 2, 2019 at 7:04 am
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    Where could you use such a trike?? Do a recumbent hillclimb challenge please?

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  • June 2, 2019 at 10:18 pm
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    With some duct tape and a stick of wood, a top tube could have been fashioned and fitted to the trike, making it unbeatable, given its trackstanding, capabilities.

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  • June 2, 2019 at 10:18 pm
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    With some duct tape and a stick of wood, a top tube could have been fashioned and fitted to the trike, making it unbeatable, given its trackstanding, capabilities.

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  • June 4, 2019 at 6:13 pm
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    This was pretty funny for an old vid 😀

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  • June 4, 2019 at 8:47 pm
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    Really great stufff. And Matt’s laugh! Just all good!

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  • June 5, 2019 at 8:34 pm
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    Please keep that "music" down, I have to constantly turn the volume down and then up, everytime you talk. Interesting tests though.

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  • June 6, 2019 at 8:41 am
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    Carlton from mid 70s

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  • June 7, 2019 at 10:35 am
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    Copying gmb

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  • June 8, 2019 at 6:11 am
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    Altogether they remind me of my childhood gang, we all with different bikes for wildly different personalities

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  • June 9, 2019 at 9:14 am
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    Is there a more unattractive sound than fake laughter?

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  • June 11, 2019 at 11:08 am
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    I have a house I arabba its 5 minute away from Corvara its great since I do downhill biking

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  • June 11, 2019 at 10:33 pm
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    I'm sure that old trike used to belong to my Uncle Fred from Ashby De-La-Zouch….it had a bent frame that always meant it would pull you over to the right when riding it!! 😂😂😂😂

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  • June 12, 2019 at 1:56 am
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    Why is it that all cheap bikes have reflectors on the spokes

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  • June 13, 2019 at 5:07 am
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    Splendid

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  • June 13, 2019 at 5:21 pm
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    The comtary to this hilarious & wheels up in memory of the grandma bike or oil cause she's old tests very hilarious funny guys U need to do more of stuff like these poor grandma my heart broke when you did 😆😅😂🤣

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  • June 15, 2019 at 6:34 pm
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    I like the bike 11.08…pedal is down:DDD

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  • June 16, 2019 at 4:44 pm
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    You brake so hard the bike … 16.03

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  • June 17, 2019 at 7:07 am
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    even in 2019, I can't stop laughing at this video

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  • June 19, 2019 at 12:59 pm
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    TOM is best!!!

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  • June 20, 2019 at 7:11 am
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    The loughing in the background is amazing 😂😂😂

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  • June 21, 2019 at 8:02 pm
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    I LOVE THIS VIDEO XD

    Why so many innuendos?

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  • June 23, 2019 at 1:14 pm
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    Wish you guys are still together. 😢

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  • June 30, 2019 at 6:53 am
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    What’s the background music at 3:18 ?

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  • June 30, 2019 at 11:56 pm
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    I wish it had been an actual bike test rather than "which presenter can do best at which trick". And the last test, the hill climb, was the only one that could actually test the bikes properly – but you gave people arbitrary head starts that ruined it. Plus Simon is obviously younger than Matt so has an advantage there. So it wasn't really a test of the bikes at all. Obviously the Carlton and the Carrera are the only two decent bikes there so it would have been interesting seeing them being tested against each other properly so people really could see what is a better deal for £100.

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  • July 5, 2019 at 7:38 am
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    20:20 I bet he wishes he could sling a 90 kg progectile over 300 meters

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  • July 5, 2019 at 11:19 pm
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    This is maybe the best episode ever

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  • July 11, 2019 at 6:04 pm
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    Thank you, I have a trike and it really really feels to try and get up at hills and stuff.
    and my bike weights 26 kg but it can deal with 145 kg according to descripstion and me 51 kg + it only coes likes max 20 in speed. I wanna go faster!

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  • July 16, 2019 at 2:42 pm
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    This video doesn't deserve a comment

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  • July 18, 2019 at 8:33 pm
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    The only difference Simon is that you can get a 24 speed carrera these days, so you could probably win this challenge again next time!!!!

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  • July 19, 2019 at 11:23 am
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    I missed this all presenters :((

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  • July 21, 2019 at 9:19 pm
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    Stephens channeling Clarkson with his…INFLECTIONS.

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  • July 22, 2019 at 11:29 am
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    You've got to lean the opposite way with (traditional layout) trikes.

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  • July 22, 2019 at 11:35 am
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    Anyone notice that the only people that wear bicycle helmets on the continent (outside of mandated events)seem to all from the English speaking world?

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  • July 22, 2019 at 2:16 pm
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    Who is this commentator? He is absolutely hilarious.
    “Time to take Granny for a spin” 😂😂😂

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  • July 23, 2019 at 2:01 am
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    the Carlton is the modernized version of the Raleigh Gran Prix that I bought new and was the proud owner of in 1973 for US$139 and in 1974 rode in tennis shoes w/clips and camped with a friend +3,000 miles across this country and Canada in 7 weeks. It was Reynolds 531 tubing and relatively heavy with a cotter-pinnned steel crank, sub-standard Simplex derailleurs, Weinmann center-pull brakes and wheels that suffered dozens of broken spokes until in Kansas discovered a broken rear axle. Duh. Needless to say, I became a bike mechanic on that trip. And, my oh my what a strange trip it has been. GCN: Y'all are spoiled just like my forebears used to say to me. Is it a surprise that the most modern bike won the rigged contest?

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  • July 23, 2019 at 6:06 pm
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    I really miss Matt 🙁

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  • July 24, 2019 at 3:35 am
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    So happy my name is Simon

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  • July 27, 2019 at 2:21 am
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    Not entirely sure how I came across this channel, but damn glad I did. This vidya was hilarious. Totally subbed. <3

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  • July 28, 2019 at 6:39 pm
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    Best series, cuz here a lot of humor and laughter

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  • July 28, 2019 at 7:25 pm
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    this is TOP PADEL 😎👍🏼

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  • July 30, 2019 at 10:14 am
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    Bicycle with motor is no more a bicycle but a motorcycle.

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  • July 31, 2019 at 12:05 pm
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    Needs more adverts

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  • July 31, 2019 at 1:40 pm
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    Please do another one of these!

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  • August 2, 2019 at 2:14 am
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    My friends all going round on their carreras mountain bikes from halfords or their crappy bikes from smyths and I'm over on my Trek mountain bike and them trying to bunny hop off curbs I just find it so funny😂

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  • August 2, 2019 at 7:00 am
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    The narration is 🔥

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  • August 3, 2019 at 11:55 pm
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    How could you not do a sustained wheelie on the Trike!?! Ride the rear axle and pop the baby up 🏔 🚲

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  • August 5, 2019 at 2:34 pm
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    Filipino watching gcn:>

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  • August 5, 2019 at 11:43 pm
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    A bit like the original Top Gear but on bikes

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  • August 6, 2019 at 8:42 pm
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    Ok Bro, once you see it, you can't unsee it!! Just saying!

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  • August 6, 2019 at 11:42 pm
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    Well done chaps, I've not laughed so much in years, definitely a sub for the enjoyment of watching you have so much fun.

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  • August 9, 2019 at 9:38 pm
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    Bro! 100% muscle bike? I'm in! Only downhill though.

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  • August 10, 2019 at 10:56 pm
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    Golden commentary, I love it! So Entertaining, haven't seen such pure comedy on Youtube in a long time. Great job!!!

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  • August 11, 2019 at 9:39 am
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    Puts his aunts ashes in the trunk 😂😂

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  • August 12, 2019 at 1:51 am
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    Nice to finally see a Hybrid on here!

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  • August 14, 2019 at 7:43 am
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    Carera

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  • August 15, 2019 at 7:40 am
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    Couldnt someone buy a cheapo chinese road bike lol. Like a eurobike on Ebay

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  • August 16, 2019 at 7:39 am
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    😂😂 Think of Si, Think right tool !! 😂😂

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  • August 16, 2019 at 9:25 am
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    I laughed my ass off, thanks you. That trike is horrific

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  • August 17, 2019 at 6:51 am
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    the carero looks comfortable.

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  • August 17, 2019 at 7:07 pm
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    last one should have been drifting competition

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  • August 20, 2019 at 8:37 am
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    The amount of puns here is unmatched

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  • August 24, 2019 at 7:13 pm
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    I'd love to see more videos like this!

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  • August 26, 2019 at 6:45 pm
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    oh i miss Matt's laugher

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  • August 28, 2019 at 7:08 am
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    Had a good laugh. Well played lads.

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  • August 30, 2019 at 2:23 pm
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    "When it comes to striking a pose, Matt as ever misses the bus"
    Bus literally took off at the back

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  • August 31, 2019 at 4:47 pm
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    Cheaper is better, i have a carbon specialized, really it's a shit,expensive,and poor cuality

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  • September 2, 2019 at 7:32 pm
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    I have one of those Gryphons as my current bike.

    I mean, looking for an upgrade but it’s served me reasonably well.

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  • September 3, 2019 at 11:02 am
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    Really good 😂😂

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  • September 4, 2019 at 10:49 am
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    The commentary just isn't funny

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  • September 7, 2019 at 2:03 pm
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    So good … jajajajajajaja

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  • September 7, 2019 at 2:11 pm
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    So enjoyable from the begining to the end jejejejejejeje xD jajajajaja

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  • September 7, 2019 at 2:13 pm
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    thumbs up

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  • September 7, 2019 at 2:15 pm
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    super great vid

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  • September 8, 2019 at 5:33 pm
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    this episode is a masterpiece.

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  • September 27, 2019 at 11:32 am
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    Tom is MOOD

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  • September 27, 2019 at 11:47 am
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    I am 10 and cant bunny hop to save my life

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  • September 27, 2019 at 11:51 am
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    I feel bad for tom because he has the worst ish bike in the competition

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  • October 3, 2019 at 1:44 am
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    This is hilarious 😂😂🤣🤣

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