WHAT’S UP, MTV? COME ON IN,
YOU BROKE (BLEEP). SEE HOW WE LIVIN’. AH–AH. WHAT YOU’RE STEPPING ON
IS A MARBLE FOYER THAT WAS CUT OUT OF
NONE OTHER THAN SPACE MOUNTAIN. VERY RARE. YOU LIKE THIS COAT? WHITE PANDA. HULK HOGAN CHOKED ONE OUT FOR ME
IN CHINA FOR MY BIRTHDAY. IT’S REVERSIBLE. THIS SIDE IS BALD EAGLE. LOOK AT MY CHANDELIER. IT’S $2 MILLION. IT’S MADE OUT
OF EXPENSIVE CHICKEN DINNERS I’VE EATEN OVER THE YEARS
FROM BALLER-ASS RESTAURANTS. COME WITH ME. HA! YOU’LL NOTICE HERE,
THESE ARE SOME AFRICAN STATUES. I DON’T REALLY FUCK WITH AFRICA, ‘CAUSE PEOPLE
ARE STARVING TO DEATH, AND THAT’S NOT BALLER TO ME. COME ON, MOTHER(BEEP) .
KEEP UP. NOW IT’S TIME TO SEE
MY SHOE COLLECTION. YOU KNOW BALLERS
LOVE NICE SHOES. EVERYBODY GOT THEY DUNKS
AND THEY JORDS OR WHATEVER IT IS THEY WEARING, BUT, SEE,
I LIKE TO CUT THE MIDDLEMAN. (BLEEP) SHOE CLOSET; I GOT MY OWN SWEATSHOP, NIGGA. GODDAMN!
[laughs] I GOT THESE BITCHES
WORKING 16 HOURS STRAIGHT. – [yelling in native language] [hissing] THE HEART OF EVERY HOUSE
IS THE KITCHEN, RIGHT? WHAT’S THAT YOU SAY? YOU’RE A FAN OF ARCHEOLOGY? RIGHT HERE ON THE BOTTOM SHELF, YOU MIGHT RECOGNIZE THIS
AS A TYRANNOSAURUS REX EGG. THERE’S ONLY TWO OF THESE
LEFT IN THE WORLD. EACH OF THESE BITCHES IS
4 MILLION YEARS OLD APIECE, SON. GODDAMN. RARE.
VERY HARD TO FIND. AND I HAPPEN TO HAVE
BOTH OF ‘EM. GOOD GOD!
WHOO-EEE, THAT SMELL WILD!

Chappelle’s Show – Dave on MTV’s “Cribs”

100 thoughts on “Chappelle’s Show – Dave on MTV’s “Cribs”

  • May 28, 2019 at 12:32 am
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    If you notice over here I have some African statues but I don't really fuck with Africa cuz niggas is starving over there and that's not baller to me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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  • May 29, 2019 at 3:42 pm
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    One of the most underrated sketches in Chappelle show cause it came on season 3

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  • June 1, 2019 at 11:57 am
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    It's made from expensive chicken dinners I've eaten over the years, from baller ass restaurantssssssssss.

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  • June 3, 2019 at 6:10 am
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    Cut the best part when he chopped the dinosaur head off

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  • June 3, 2019 at 10:50 am
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    I don’t really fuck with Africa cause people are starving to death and that’s not balling to me 🀣

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  • June 3, 2019 at 11:11 am
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    Show program nigga

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  • June 3, 2019 at 8:55 pm
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    Lol dont fuck with africa yet he moved to africa. Cant question the chappelle though.

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  • June 4, 2019 at 3:21 am
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    "I just wish I had my………..SCISSORS!"

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  • June 4, 2019 at 6:51 am
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    why not show the whole sketch ??

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  • June 4, 2019 at 12:30 pm
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    Hahahaha hahahaha

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  • June 4, 2019 at 2:06 pm
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    I don’t fuck with Africa because people are starving there and that ain’t balling

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  • June 5, 2019 at 12:25 am
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    Missed the best part, about sprinkling diamonds on it. Why cut it off so short?

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  • June 5, 2019 at 8:36 pm
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    I miss Dave.. too bad they got rid of him and replaced him with a stupid non funny actor.

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  • June 7, 2019 at 10:54 pm
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    cucked comedy central cut out the best part

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  • June 8, 2019 at 10:37 pm
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    How did I miss this 1. Probably 2 baked.

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  • June 9, 2019 at 4:44 am
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    Ooh wee, that smell wild!

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  • June 9, 2019 at 5:40 am
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    Tsssss !! Feet! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ dead bro!

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  • June 12, 2019 at 3:19 pm
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    The last Dave Chappelle skit ,bitter sweet

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  • June 13, 2019 at 6:52 pm
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    They didn't show him bite the T-Rex his head off and drink its blood at the end of it bastards

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  • June 13, 2019 at 8:04 pm
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    β€œBe quiet mtv cribs won’t help you…” lol so funny

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  • June 22, 2019 at 2:32 pm
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    "I don't fuck with Africa really cause people starving to death and that's not balling to me"

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  • June 23, 2019 at 6:14 pm
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    Why did you cut the last part. Lame

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  • June 26, 2019 at 7:42 pm
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    β€œI got my own sweat shop” lol πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • June 27, 2019 at 4:06 am
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    Gis own seat shop! Why did it seem he was speaking rwal Asian! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • June 29, 2019 at 6:55 pm
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    This. Nicca. DUMB! 🀣🀣🀣

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  • July 3, 2019 at 3:23 am
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    People who disliked are pussies

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  • July 3, 2019 at 4:14 pm
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    on point……..

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  • July 4, 2019 at 12:48 pm
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    I Got Deez Bitches Workn 16 hours Straight !

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  • July 4, 2019 at 2:44 pm
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    Missed the whole end with the trex chick that comes out of the egg

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  • July 7, 2019 at 3:01 am
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    Cribs won't help you πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • July 7, 2019 at 1:21 pm
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    Eatin in baller restaurants.

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  • July 7, 2019 at 10:04 pm
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    Be quiet! "Cribs" won't help you Now shut up I'll burn your feet lmao

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  • July 8, 2019 at 6:28 am
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    not full video…unlike

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  • July 8, 2019 at 6:45 am
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    First time I’ve seen a black guy speak Chinese

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  • July 9, 2019 at 5:46 pm
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    The Chandelier killed meπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • July 10, 2019 at 1:52 am
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    What did he say @1:57? GOOD GOD! WHOO-EEE, THAT SMELL WILD!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • July 11, 2019 at 12:28 am
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    They cut the part where he puts crushed diamonds on his food

    "Makes my dookie twinkle mang!"

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  • July 11, 2019 at 1:14 am
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    Classic πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • July 12, 2019 at 2:35 am
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    Damn dude 16 hrs str8 you pay them a shit load of overtime

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  • July 12, 2019 at 11:59 pm
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    Comedic genius

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  • July 13, 2019 at 2:21 am
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    I don’t rlly fuck with Africa cuz they starving over there and that’s not ballin to me πŸ˜‚

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  • July 13, 2019 at 1:06 pm
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    Still waiting on the dinosaur to pop up

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  • July 13, 2019 at 9:16 pm
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    why bother if you aren't going to show the whole segment?

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  • July 13, 2019 at 11:53 pm
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    ooohh that smells wild!!!

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  • July 14, 2019 at 2:47 pm
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    Best Crib ever.

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  • July 16, 2019 at 1:05 pm
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    Come on maaaa, where are the last 20 seconds. LOL I wanna see the complete ,,omplete" πŸ™‚

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  • July 20, 2019 at 1:27 am
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    Aw why would you cut it short?

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  • July 20, 2019 at 4:30 pm
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    hulk hogan chocked a pandaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • July 22, 2019 at 12:21 am
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    "cribs won't help you"

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  • July 25, 2019 at 4:44 am
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    Hey nude job on cutting the skit off when it was getting good Comedy Central. No wonder Dave left.

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  • July 27, 2019 at 1:16 pm
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    How the fuck are you not gonna show the dinosaur getting cooked part you fuckin' amateurs

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  • July 27, 2019 at 1:31 pm
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    I Got my own Sweat shop nigga! God damn!

    🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  • July 27, 2019 at 6:00 pm
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    Black people are black.

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  • July 27, 2019 at 11:21 pm
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    Aint nobody say they a fan of archaeology πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • July 28, 2019 at 9:52 am
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    I gave a thumbs down because they didnt finish the scene πŸ‘Ž

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  • July 28, 2019 at 1:35 pm
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    Too funny

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  • July 29, 2019 at 9:54 am
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    How are you just going to cut out the best part of the skit?!.. no wonder comedy central weak now

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  • July 29, 2019 at 10:07 pm
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    thanks for pointing attention towards starving children and sweat shop workers with a joke. πŸ™‚

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  • July 31, 2019 at 2:26 pm
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    In balla ass restaurants

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:42 pm
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    I just wish I had

    MY SCISSORS

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  • August 3, 2019 at 12:33 am
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    So it is possible to eventually buy a man's soul?

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  • August 3, 2019 at 3:21 am
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    Tyrannosaurus rex egg

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  • August 3, 2019 at 11:55 am
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    Dave is the funniest nigga alive I swear.

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  • August 4, 2019 at 9:49 pm
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    Where’s the rest of the video? Someone post it please

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  • August 7, 2019 at 3:49 pm
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    WHEN HE SAID HE CUT THE MIDDLE MAN OUT ND GOT A SWEAT SHOP IN THE GARAGE!!!

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  • August 8, 2019 at 4:15 am
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    message

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  • August 8, 2019 at 6:33 am
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    Him cooking the dinosaur eggs has always. And will always make me crack but i love that he has the cheapest mr coffee

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  • August 8, 2019 at 6:31 pm
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    Expensive chicken dinners πŸ˜‚

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  • August 10, 2019 at 12:01 am
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    Love the ying yang twins referencesπŸ˜‚

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  • August 10, 2019 at 1:20 am
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    This is old SHIT koz new Dave cant do like this yo hrd

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  • August 12, 2019 at 11:05 am
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    Wonder what the Asian lady said πŸ˜‚πŸ’€

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  • August 13, 2019 at 4:00 am
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    wanna see a real pimp check out the host of family feud.

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  • August 13, 2019 at 2:33 pm
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    This has ALWAYS been my favorite skit πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • August 15, 2019 at 10:08 pm
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    Awww I wanted see it make my dookie twinkle

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  • August 15, 2019 at 10:25 pm
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    i dont really fuck wit Africa cuz they starvin to death n thats not baller to me lmfao

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  • August 16, 2019 at 1:46 am
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    What’s that you say?! You’re a fan of archaeology?! WHO TF WOULD JUST CASUALLY MENTION THAT β˜ οΈπŸ˜‚β˜ οΈπŸ˜‚β˜ οΈπŸ˜‚

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  • August 17, 2019 at 3:41 am
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    R.I.P. The Real Dave Chappelle

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  • August 17, 2019 at 2:29 pm
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    I got a pound of antimatter…biaatch!

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  • August 18, 2019 at 7:35 am
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    King1

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  • August 18, 2019 at 12:02 pm
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    This guy washed up now

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  • August 18, 2019 at 2:56 pm
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    You guys really had to stop it before the part where the egg hatches? Lmfaoooo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • August 19, 2019 at 3:04 am
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    Lmfaoooo

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  • August 20, 2019 at 10:21 pm
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    They cut out the funniest part of the video where he takes the scissors

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  • August 21, 2019 at 12:28 pm
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    The last dinosaur died 65 million years ago so that T-Rex egg can’t be 4 million years old.

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  • August 22, 2019 at 10:36 pm
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    I like the part when he said shut up or i burn your feet lol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • August 23, 2019 at 1:14 pm
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    The Asian workers in the basement πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • August 26, 2019 at 9:17 pm
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    Dave chapelle can't zap peeps back too life

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  • August 28, 2019 at 7:30 am
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    why insult Africans you @@@@@@@@@@@@@

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  • August 31, 2019 at 1:31 am
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    I can't watch him too much, might go into cardiac arrest!!! Freakin hell naw, hilarious as a mofo!!!

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  • August 31, 2019 at 12:14 pm
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    He say, I don't fuck wit Africa,cuz they starving and that's not baller LMAO

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  • August 31, 2019 at 4:33 pm
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    🀣🀣🀣Instagram before Instagram shit 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  • September 1, 2019 at 6:43 am
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    "Ooouuu wee that smell wild" LMAO πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ πŸ’€πŸ’€ πŸ’€

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  • September 2, 2019 at 1:46 am
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    1:23 πŸ˜‚
    "Be quiet! "Cribs" won't help you
    Now, Shut up , or I'll burn…. Your feet! YOUR FEET!! πŸ˜‚

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  • September 2, 2019 at 8:25 am
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    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

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  • September 2, 2019 at 3:37 pm
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    Cribs won't save you

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  • September 3, 2019 at 2:39 am
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    You know the chandelier joke wasn't baller ass chicken dinners, it was "the bones of dead white people", but they made him change it πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ

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  • September 3, 2019 at 2:15 pm
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    1:21 come on we need some real Chinese there

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  • September 4, 2019 at 6:25 am
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    wtf it cut off at the best part

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