I CAN RECALL ANOTHER ONE,
LIKE, IN, YOU KNOW I THINK IT WAS IN ’85, LIKE, WHEN ALL THAT ANDROGYNOUS S**T
WAS GOING ON, AND WHAT WAS WILD WAS THAT THE GUY WHO LOOKED
THE MOST LIKE A BITCH WAS GETTING ALL THE WOMEN. EVEN I HAD IT–
THE JERRY CURL WAS COMING OUT, AND I HAD MY S**T SLICKED
TO THE SIDE AND ALL THAT. IF YOU WEARING BAGGY S**T NOW
AND YOU ACTING HARD, IF YOU FROM L.A., YOU MOTHERF**KERS WAS WEARING
SOME STRANGE S**T. WE IN THE CLUB. WE GETTING OUR GROOVE ON,
SHAKING IT UP, AND PRINCE CAME IN THERE. THAT’S WHEN
PURPLE RAIN CAME OUT, AND PRINCE WAS THE S**T,
YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING? PRINCE HAD ON, LIKE, A– IT WAS LIKE
A ZORRO-TYPE OUTFIT. IT HAD THE RUFFLES
THAT COME DOWN THE FRONT. HE HAD THE BIG PERM
FLUFFED OUT AND ALL THAT. AND THE MUSTACHE, YOU KNOW,
JUST DRAWN ON HIS FACE. AND IT LOOKED LIKE SOMETHING
THAT A FIGURE SKATER WOULD WEAR, YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING? AND HE WAS
WITH HIS WHOLE CREW, AND HE HAD THIS OTHER CAT
NAMED MICKI FREE, AND MICKEY FREE WAS, LIKE,
THE NEW CAT IN SHALAMAR THAT,
WHEN HE JOINED THE GROUP, I HEARD MAD CATS, LIKE, “YO, SHALAMAR GOT
THIS NEW GIRL IN THERE. MAN, THAT BITCH FINE
LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.” THEY WAS TALKING ABOUT
MICKEY FREE, OKAY? MICKEY FREE IS NOT A GIRL,
ALL RIGHT? THEY CAME OVER
WHERE WE WAS AT. PRINCE STARTED TALKING
TO MY BROTHER. HELLO, EDDIE MURPHY. PRINCE, WHAT’S UP? I’M A BIG FAN
OF YOUR COMEDIES. OOH, THAT’S HOT, PRINCE. WOULD YOU LIKE
TO COME TO MY HOUSE AND LISTEN
TO SOME MUSIC? OOH, THAT’S COOL. FRUITY, GET THE CAR. ASSEMBLE YOUR CREW. I’LL BE OUTSIDE. WE WENT UP THERE. WE GET THERE.
HE PUTS THE TRACKS ON. THE TRACKS ARE SLAMMING,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? AND WE’RE LISTENING
TO THE MUSIC AND EVERYTHING. GROOVING AT THE CRIB. HE HAD GIRLS OVER THERE. HE HAD A NICE ENVIRONMENT.
IT WAS TIGHT. THIS BORES ME. IS ANYONE UP
FOR A GAME OF BASKETBALL? [laughs] HOW ABOUT
YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS VERSUS ME
AND THE REVOLUTION? [laughs] SO I WAS LIKE, “THIS NIGGA
MUST BE JOKING, MAN.” I DON’T KNOW WHERE HE’S GOING
WITH THIS AND S**T. BUT HE WAS DEAD SERIOUS. HE HAD HIS, UH,
HELPER OR WHATEVER GO AND GET SOME, LIKE,
SHORTS AND SNEAKERS AND GAVE THEM TO US. AND LAUGHING, I’M LIKE, “THIS IS GONNA BE SOME
FUNNY-ASS S**T.” SO THEY COME OUT, RIGHT? AND I LOOK AT THEM,
AND, UM, THEY STILL GOT ON THE SAME S**T
THEY WAS WEARING AT THE CLUB. IT WAS WILD, AND I WAS LIKE, “I KNOW THEY AIN’T THINKING
ABOUT PLAYING BALL IN THAT,” BUT THEY WERE. I SAID, “HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?” YOU KNOW WHAT WE’RE
GONNA CALL THIS? THE SHIRTS
AGAINST THE BLOUSES. [laughter] AND WHEN I SAID THAT,
THIS LOOK CAME ON HIS FACE. HE ICE GRILLED ME. AND I’M LOOKING BACK AT HIM,
THINKING TO MYSELF, YOU KNOW,
“WHAT ARE YOU ANGRY ABOUT? “I MEAN, YOU KNOW WHERE
YOU GOT THAT SHIRT FROM, AND IT DAMN SURE WASN’T
THE MEN’S DEPARTMENT.” I MEAN, I KIND OF
LEARNED SOMETHING THAT DAY: DON’T NEVER JUDGE
A BOOK BY ITS COVER. THIS CAT COULD BALL, MAN. PLAY BALL. HE WAS CROSSING CATS LIKE ICE. CROSSED ME UP. MADE MY KNEES
SLAM TOGETHER. HE WAS GETTING REBOUNDS
LIKE CHARLES BARKLEY. SNATCHING IT DOWN! SHOOT THE “J.” SHOOT IT! LET’S RUN A PLAY.
COMPUTER BLUE. DARLING PICKY. OWW! THEY WAS KIND OF SETTING
THESE FRUITY PICKS, MAN, YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING? LIKE, YOU’D BE
TRYING TO CHECK PRINCE, AND THEN YOU GO THIS CAT
STANDING BEHIND YOU, AND HE’S GETTING CLOSE TO YOU, AND HIS HANDS
IS OUT LIKE THIS. YOU DON’T REALLY WANT
TO BE BENT OVER IN FRONT OF A CAT LIKE THAT,
YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING? PRINCE WAS INCREDIBLE! PRINCE, YOU GOT A TOWEL, MAN? IT’S KIND OF HOT
OUT HERE, MAN. WHY DON’T YOU PURIFY
YOURSELF IN THE WATERS OF LAKE MINNETONKA. GOOD. IN YOUR FACE,
CHARLIE MURPHY. GOOD. GOOD HUSTLE.
[slap] YO, MAN,
I’M NOT ON YOUR TEAM. I MEAN, IT WASN’T EVEN
LIKE IT WAS CLOSE. IT WAS A LANDSLIDE VICTORY. GAME. BLOUSES. I WAS THERE.
I SEEN IT. YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME? YOU THINK
I’M MAKING IT UP? YOU THINK I’M TRYING TO,
UH, YOU KNOW, ENHANCE THE STORY
BECAUSE I’M INVOLVED? OR TRYING TO GIVE MYSELF
AN EXCUSE FOR LOSING BECAUSE I’M TELLING YOU
A STORY ABOUT PRINCE? I DARE YOU TO CHALLENGE PRINCE
TO A GAME OF BALL ONE-ON-ONE. CHALLENGE HIM! A’IGHT? AND MAKE SURE YOUR PEOPLE
IS THERE TO SEE THE GAME. ‘CAUSE YOU MIGHT GET
EMBARRASSED. TRUST ME. ALL RIGHT, HE BEAT
YOU IN BASKETBALL, AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED? AFTER IT WAS ALL OVER, HE TOOK US IN THE HOUSE
AND SERVED US PANCAKES. PANCAKES. WELL,
I GOT TO ADMIT, UM, IT WAS A GOOD GAME. I WISH I COULD SAY
THE SAME FOR YOU AND YOUR CREW OF FLUNKIES. DO YOU GUYS
WANT SOME GRAPES? I MEAN, YOU KNOW, THERE’S SOME GREAT STORYTELLERS IN THE WORLD
THAT WE LIVE IN TODAY, MAN. BITCHES. WHO THE FUCK
CAN MAKE UP THAT SHIT? [cheers and applause]

Chappelle’s Show – Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories – Prince – Uncensored

100 thoughts on “Chappelle’s Show – Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories – Prince – Uncensored

  • August 8, 2019 at 5:10 am
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    " Dey was setting these fruity picks " 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is one of the best skits ever

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  • August 8, 2019 at 6:07 pm
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    Why don’t you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • August 8, 2019 at 10:49 pm
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    It was like something a figure skater would wear. LMAO

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  • August 9, 2019 at 11:11 pm
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    Uncensored? BLEEP BLEEP. Fuck off.

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  • August 10, 2019 at 2:25 pm
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    where the FUCK is this uncensored???

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  • August 11, 2019 at 1:19 pm
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    Whooped his ass then gave him pancakes that would hurt a mans pride so bad 😂😂

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  • August 12, 2019 at 4:08 am
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    I wonder how many challenges Prince recieved after this came out

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  • August 13, 2019 at 7:45 am
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    2019. Man this was pure genius.

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  • August 15, 2019 at 1:05 am
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    Chael Sonnen brought me here

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  • August 15, 2019 at 5:45 am
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    Who's here after Chael Sonnen's Story about Nate Diaz?

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  • August 15, 2019 at 2:22 pm
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    732 dislikes are from people who did not purify themselves on Lake Minatonka

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  • August 16, 2019 at 1:35 am
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    Dave’s delivery sounds less like Prince and more like Keanu Reeves. Wtf going on?

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  • August 16, 2019 at 5:10 am
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    And sum grapes😃

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  • August 16, 2019 at 6:34 am
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    "Assemble your crew" 😂

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  • August 16, 2019 at 4:03 pm
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    Reminds me of Jimmy Fallon's ping pong story. Seems like Prince was some closet athlete genius.

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  • August 16, 2019 at 5:00 pm
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    “You know where you got that shirt from..an it damn sure wasn’t the men’s department” RIP Charlie Murphy and prince 💯🥺 an whoever put thumbs down on this video! Ya mom should have swallowed you

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  • August 16, 2019 at 7:26 pm
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    Do you guys want some grapes? Bitches! 😂

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  • August 17, 2019 at 6:13 am
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    Uncensored?

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  • August 17, 2019 at 2:39 pm
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    "Man, I'm not on your team" get me every time

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  • August 17, 2019 at 4:10 pm
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    It sure wasn't from the men's department

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  • August 17, 2019 at 5:02 pm
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    RIP Charlie Murphy.

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  • August 18, 2019 at 4:06 am
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    An all time great story teller.

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  • August 18, 2019 at 6:10 pm
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    this is my favorite story of all human history

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  • August 18, 2019 at 7:36 pm
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    One question: Why pancakes?

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  • August 19, 2019 at 1:23 am
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    Up man I’m not on your team 😂😅😂🤣

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  • August 19, 2019 at 1:23 am
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    Both gone now.

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  • August 19, 2019 at 2:50 am
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    "Fruity Picks"

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  • August 20, 2019 at 6:35 pm
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    This maofucker said, "assemble your crew."!!! Hahaha

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  • August 20, 2019 at 6:39 pm
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    Uncensored?

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  • August 21, 2019 at 6:05 am
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    Vlad interviewed Mikey Free, and he confirmed it lol

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  • August 21, 2019 at 1:48 pm
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    Laughing track sounds like its blown through a straw

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  • August 21, 2019 at 11:54 pm
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    “& I’m looking back at him, thinking, what are you angry about? You know where you got that shirt from! And it damn sure wasn’t the men’s department”
    Lmao!!! RIP Charlie!

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  • August 22, 2019 at 1:36 am
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    I miss that weird filter that made the laughs sound like a toilet flushing.

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  • August 22, 2019 at 1:38 am
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    "Uncensored"

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  • August 23, 2019 at 7:33 am
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    Prince said this was all true!

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  • August 24, 2019 at 12:34 am
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    I lost my mind the first time I saw this.

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  • August 24, 2019 at 6:59 am
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    Comedy gold. Can't do this today.

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  • August 24, 2019 at 5:29 pm
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    I wonder if he actually served him pancakes

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  • August 25, 2019 at 3:06 am
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    Lov it im rich bitch

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  • August 26, 2019 at 3:00 am
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    The cross over tho

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  • August 26, 2019 at 6:34 pm
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    "uncensored": first sentence censors SHIT.

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  • August 28, 2019 at 4:35 am
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    Still a great comedian classic

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  • August 29, 2019 at 1:01 am
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    Would you like some grapes? Bitches lolol

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  • August 29, 2019 at 11:34 pm
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    …pancakes…

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  • August 30, 2019 at 4:36 pm
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    What's up with that toilet flushing sound.

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  • August 30, 2019 at 4:59 pm
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    "The Whupping is true."
    -Prince

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  • August 31, 2019 at 5:32 am
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    Brilliant Sketch also R.I.P Prince and Charlie Murphy

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  • August 31, 2019 at 5:09 pm
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    Dave Chappelle is the 🐐

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  • August 31, 2019 at 11:01 pm
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    The magic smoke Prince leaves lol

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  • September 1, 2019 at 2:26 pm
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    The crazy thing is that Prince, Rick James and Charlie Murphy are all dead now.

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  • September 1, 2019 at 3:24 pm
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    i see dead people

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  • September 1, 2019 at 6:14 pm
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    0:19 to 0:22. Those dance moves thou had me laughing since the early 2000s. Rip Charlie.

    Edit: you, Prince and Rick are reminising up in heaven abt yall were up to. Lol mych love.

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  • September 2, 2019 at 1:11 am
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    Mickey free is not a girl aight!😂😂😂

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  • September 2, 2019 at 8:50 pm
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    That cross always gets me. Lol

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  • September 2, 2019 at 9:20 pm
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    I don't think Comedy Central understands what the word "uncensored" means.

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  • September 3, 2019 at 5:21 am
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    Why oh why…does this NEVER get old???

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  • September 4, 2019 at 5:24 am
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    Someone needs to get the chapelle show back

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  • September 4, 2019 at 3:57 pm
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    😂😂classic

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  • September 4, 2019 at 4:08 pm
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    It says uncensored but it's beeped

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  • September 5, 2019 at 9:13 am
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    The story is 100% true. Retold by Micky Free here: https://youtu.be/Umn4JuErVoQ

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  • September 5, 2019 at 8:05 pm
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    Funny thing is this is actually a fucking true story

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  • September 5, 2019 at 8:05 pm
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    Why do some of these vids of this have Prince’s (Chappelle’s) voice altered? It doesn’t get better than this!

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  • September 5, 2019 at 8:42 pm
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    Too funny…..love it

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  • September 5, 2019 at 11:53 pm
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    RIP Charlie Murphy and Prince

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  • September 6, 2019 at 6:52 am
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    I'm so glad prince saw the skit and confirmed it haha

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  • September 6, 2019 at 1:12 pm
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    Uncensored my ass

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  • September 6, 2019 at 2:17 pm
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    I have family in MN, and two things they love, are basketball and pancakes.

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  • September 7, 2019 at 1:25 am
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    My FAV part is when Prince shows up wearing the CLUB CLOTHES!!!

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  • September 7, 2019 at 3:39 am
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    My all time #1 fave Chappelle sketch. I'll never get tired of it. RIP Charlie

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  • September 8, 2019 at 9:33 am
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    WAY too tall to be Prince come on…

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  • September 8, 2019 at 3:01 pm
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    For those that think it's just a comedy skit. This story is 100% accurate. Which makes funniest shit ever. https://youtu.be/Umn4JuErVoQ

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  • September 8, 2019 at 10:15 pm
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    Why does the laughter sound like a toilet flushing?? Anyway, happy to see this here!!

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  • September 8, 2019 at 10:19 pm
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    How many ppl are watching this for the 3rd time knowing there will be a 4th time?

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  • September 8, 2019 at 10:44 pm
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    Game Blouses!

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  • September 9, 2019 at 9:42 pm
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    Prince was great at basketball, ping pong AND pool. Dude could do anything

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  • September 10, 2019 at 1:02 am
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    Always makes me laugh #2019&stillwatching😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • September 10, 2019 at 9:44 pm
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    RIP Charlie. God damn, that dude was funny. Funnier than his brother to me… way funnier.

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  • September 12, 2019 at 1:34 pm
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    Legendary skit

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  • September 13, 2019 at 9:19 am
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    Prince's reaction https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nXtMNTb_FYM

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  • September 13, 2019 at 2:07 pm
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    Shoot it Jay!! Shoot it!! Lol!!😂😂😂😂

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  • September 13, 2019 at 8:03 pm
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    Miss Charlie Murphy, best stories!!!

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  • September 13, 2019 at 10:06 pm
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    One of the best sketches I‘ve ever seen

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  • September 13, 2019 at 11:47 pm
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    Lol Prince confirmed that this was a actual true story

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  • September 14, 2019 at 1:27 am
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    Classic

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  • September 14, 2019 at 11:36 am
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    Uncensored?! 😒😒

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  • September 14, 2019 at 3:00 pm
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    🗣 "In your face Charlie Murphy" 💀

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  • September 14, 2019 at 8:51 pm
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    😂😂😂😭

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  • September 14, 2019 at 10:47 pm
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    Grew up on lake minnetonka. So funny to see it mentioned. RIP prince!

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  • September 16, 2019 at 1:38 pm
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    This I can watch a thousand times everyone said Prince could play basketball lol. This and the Rick James skit was the best.

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  • September 16, 2019 at 4:58 pm
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    Damn man. Now both Prince and Charlie Murphy are dead. RIP. STAY ALIVE DAVE!

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  • September 18, 2019 at 3:49 am
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    "Uncensored"

    First bleep 9 seconds in…

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:44 am
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    Charlie’s face at the end is priceless!

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  • September 20, 2019 at 1:19 am
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    I'm dying

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  • September 20, 2019 at 5:32 am
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    We miss you Charlie. Prince also.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 3:06 pm
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    Who is watching in 2019 and rolling the hell ova

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  • September 20, 2019 at 5:59 pm
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    "UNCENSORED" my ass

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  • September 20, 2019 at 6:01 pm
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    Search "DJ Vlad Micki Free" where Micki was interviewed and confims everything Charlie said

    Nvm here's the link: https://youtu.be/Umn4JuErVoQ

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  • September 21, 2019 at 4:47 am
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    Quite possibly one of the greatest skits ever done…nice work Mr Murphy RIP

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  • September 21, 2019 at 7:03 am
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    i bought some socks from target with that C around C ? my feet Hurt from laughing?

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  • September 21, 2019 at 10:26 am
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    Charlie Murphy's facial expression at 5:27 PANCAKES

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