Burnie, what are you doing? So, Jon, I’m trying to open a bottle of whisky for you. This, probably, would qualify for being one of the best jobs in the world, where your boss goes out of his way to open a bottle of whiskey for you With a lighter. Well, this is Makers Mark and each bottle comes with a hand dipped wax seal. The problem is that the little… tab, or whatever, that opens this thing up, doesn’t exist. And so, surprisingly, this is a very brutal thing to have to open. Have you made any progress with the flame? Uh, yeah… it is, the red wax is now black. *laughing* So, that’s about it. Perfect. Now, how do I do this without burning my own hand? That’s why I’m filming. Really? You’re not filming for my ingenuity? You want a knife? I always want a knife, just I mean, if you’re asking questions. No. What kind of wax does it- Ow. *laughing* Ow, it really hurts. So, heated- So, heated wax, is actually hot. It is actually hot. It actually- I didn’t think it was making any progress but it was. So, that’s actually a good thing that happened there. It’s a good thing we burned off your finger. Its dripping! Like, so slowly though. It’s wax, what do you want it to do? This is how they used opened bottles in the olden days. This is also how they make Molotov Cocktails, I cant go too deep with this. Oh, look at that bottle- Oh! There’s your tab. Did you find the tab? I did. Right there, see? Oh. Well, can you still peel it? I can, no mortal man can. Piece of shit. This better be good whisky. Oh, it is so good. Burnt perfection. We should leave a bunch of melted wax on Martin’s desk and be like “Mission accomplished!” Oh! Listen to that sweet sound, listen to that! Congratulations. Congratulations to you! How should we celebrate? *Burnie laughing* Here you go. Thank you. Glug. Alright. That’s gonna’ burn your mouth!