Burnie, what are you doing? So, Jon, I’m trying to open a bottle of whisky for you. This, probably, would qualify for being one of the best jobs in the world, where your boss goes out of his way to open a bottle of whiskey for you With a lighter. Well, this is Makers Mark and each bottle comes with a hand dipped wax seal. The problem is that the little… tab, or whatever, that opens this thing up, doesn’t exist. And so, surprisingly, this is a very brutal thing to have to open. Have you made any progress with the flame? Uh, yeah… it is, the red wax is now black. *laughing* So, that’s about it. Perfect. Now, how do I do this without burning my own hand? That’s why I’m filming. Really? You’re not filming for my ingenuity? You want a knife? I always want a knife, just I mean, if you’re asking questions. No. What kind of wax does it- Ow. *laughing* Ow, it really hurts. So, heated- So, heated wax, is actually hot. It is actually hot. It actually- I didn’t think it was making any progress but it was. So, that’s actually a good thing that happened there. It’s a good thing we burned off your finger. Its dripping! Like, so slowly though. It’s wax, what do you want it to do? This is how they used opened bottles in the olden days. This is also how they make Molotov Cocktails, I cant go too deep with this. Oh, look at that bottle- Oh! There’s your tab. Did you find the tab? I did. Right there, see? Oh. Well, can you still peel it? I can, no mortal man can. Piece of shit. This better be good whisky. Oh, it is so good. Burnt perfection. We should leave a bunch of melted wax on Martin’s desk and be like “Mission accomplished!” Oh! Listen to that sweet sound, listen to that! Congratulations. Congratulations to you! How should we celebrate? *Burnie laughing* Here you go. Thank you. Glug. Alright. That’s gonna’ burn your mouth!

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100 thoughts on “Burnie’s Whisky | Rooster Teeth

  • December 29, 2014 at 1:56 am
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    you're suppose to open the waxed bottle like a normal bottle with a screw 

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  • December 29, 2014 at 3:09 am
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    Alcoholics turn into MacGyvers when it comes to getting to booze. Don't judge him lmao!

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  • December 29, 2014 at 3:40 am
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    The best non animated video this year

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  • December 29, 2014 at 4:41 am
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    But was it good?

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  • December 29, 2014 at 4:42 am
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    1.Boss try's hard to open YOUR Alcohol for YOU
    2.Play games
    3.Edit
    4.Be funny
    I Want a fuckin job there

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  • December 29, 2014 at 5:04 am
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    I can confirm makers mark is good made my christmas.

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  • December 29, 2014 at 5:25 am
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    It's called a knife, dumbass. Just cut the wax…

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  • December 29, 2014 at 6:17 am
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    Maker's Mark, alright!

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  • December 29, 2014 at 6:17 am
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    xbox one = gay

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  • December 29, 2014 at 6:58 am
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    Jelly of the whiskey :p

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  • December 29, 2014 at 7:11 am
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    Did anyone else come here with the assumption that we were going to see drunk Burnie on video

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  • December 29, 2014 at 11:10 am
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knife

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  • December 29, 2014 at 11:16 am
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    burnie like a boss

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  • December 29, 2014 at 3:00 pm
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    Should have put his bourbon in the freezer – wax shatters away effortlessly.

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  • December 29, 2014 at 3:51 pm
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    Y'all live in Texas and not one of you had a pocket knife on you? Despicable!!! :p

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  • December 29, 2014 at 4:20 pm
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    Being from Scotland, I'm a little offended you refer to that Southern piss as whisky

    Scotch or nothing.

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  • December 29, 2014 at 4:42 pm
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    the ad for me on this video was a pizza hut ad when Gus, Barbara, and Jordan built the RT pizza!

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  • December 29, 2014 at 5:50 pm
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    I USE A KNIFE TO OPEN THEM

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  • December 29, 2014 at 6:24 pm
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    At first glance of the thumbnail it looked like a bloody you-know-what.

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  • December 29, 2014 at 6:39 pm
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    Burnie burned himself.
    One died of a pun, and then there was whiskey.

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  • December 29, 2014 at 6:48 pm
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    Seriously, Laser Team cannot possibly make up for all the hours of quality content that I've missed because of its production. I'm never helping to fund one of those again. Though, I suppose you guys don't care considering you took the funding, then sold out to Fullscreen, who could have easily funded it for you.

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  • December 29, 2014 at 7:16 pm
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    BURNie's whiskey…sorry, I had to do that…

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  • December 29, 2014 at 8:07 pm
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    Use a knife you moron!

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  • December 29, 2014 at 8:09 pm
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    awesome

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  • December 29, 2014 at 8:59 pm
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    Why wouldn't you just run a knife along the edge of the seam?

    And before you ask, what kind of man in Texas doesn't have a pocket knife on them?

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  • December 29, 2014 at 10:13 pm
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    omg!  Really?  ROFL!!!  There are a thousand better ways to do that… Ones that DON'T involve potential for accidental Molotov explosions =)

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  • December 30, 2014 at 12:43 am
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    Use a blow dryer, It's efficient. 

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  • December 30, 2014 at 3:06 am
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    there is a tab about 1 in 5 i work at a bar and it is never easy to open them!

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  • December 30, 2014 at 5:57 am
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    Burnie=best boss ever in the history of bosses.

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  • December 30, 2014 at 6:58 pm
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    I think Burnie is pretty awesome.

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  • December 30, 2014 at 10:09 pm
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    Is this from the set of ten little roosters?

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  • December 30, 2014 at 11:07 pm
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    church

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  • December 30, 2014 at 11:23 pm
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    They should have had Geoff do it he would have had it open in about 10 seconds

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  • December 31, 2014 at 4:14 am
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    As a Maker's Mark ambassador, that's technically not wax, it's plastic. That's why it doesn't melt easy and why it's hard to just rip.

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  • December 31, 2014 at 1:26 pm
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    Wouldn't a knife work better?

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  • December 31, 2014 at 5:31 pm
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    Do you mean "BURNie's whisky?"

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  • January 1, 2015 at 2:39 am
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    That is not how you open makers…

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  • January 1, 2015 at 11:12 pm
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    Just use a knife like a normal person Burnie…

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  • January 2, 2015 at 3:57 pm
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    Or you could, y'know, just cut the seal

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  • January 8, 2015 at 10:59 pm
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    Burnie is so awesome.

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  • January 8, 2015 at 11:07 pm
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    I just came back to watch this against because I just saw an ad for it about how easy it is to open.

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  • January 10, 2015 at 9:28 pm
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    At least it opened.

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  • January 11, 2015 at 5:26 am
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    i gotta admit who ever was filming is cute

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  • February 6, 2015 at 11:44 pm
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    Why does Burnie have a lighter?

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  • February 24, 2015 at 8:59 am
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    Oh Burn-ie

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  • February 26, 2015 at 9:16 pm
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    So… was it any good??? I HAVE TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • February 27, 2015 at 5:04 am
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    Anyone think that this is celebrating Jon's move out to LA, with Funhaus?

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  • March 5, 2015 at 12:12 am
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    Bourbon not Whiskey

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  • March 5, 2015 at 6:04 am
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    hey if you wanna waste your life watch the worst videos you've ever seen in you life go on my account.

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  • March 13, 2015 at 4:03 am
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    My bro drinks that stuff and he just twists the wax off… haha

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  • May 23, 2015 at 7:24 pm
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    lol, use a knife to cut the wax

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  • July 12, 2015 at 6:55 pm
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    when you have a wax top like that you're actually supposed to cut it off with a knife.

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  • August 18, 2015 at 5:19 am
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    I love that man.

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  • August 24, 2015 at 7:34 am
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    You could call him….
    BURNie.

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  • September 25, 2015 at 1:43 pm
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    Damn Burnie looks professional

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  • October 8, 2015 at 7:23 am
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    I can lose my entire life watching RT Life videos….

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  • November 12, 2015 at 3:40 am
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    I have the exact same pair of scissors that burnie used

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  • December 1, 2015 at 6:09 pm
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    Makers Mark – swell with straight Kentucky burbon pride and crippling Kentucky obesity.

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  • December 9, 2015 at 7:15 pm
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    Burnie would be the greatest boss.

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  • December 10, 2015 at 5:31 am
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    Flame + Alcohol

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  • January 2, 2016 at 10:59 pm
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    why is church acting like Caboose?

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  • January 5, 2016 at 4:43 pm
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    I thought that was blaine untill i saw johns face

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  • January 11, 2016 at 4:24 am
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    This was the day the golden age of rooster teeth ended for me.

    Have of you reading this comment didn't see how I added my opinion

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  • January 14, 2016 at 6:08 am
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    or…. use a knife

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  • January 21, 2016 at 12:34 am
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    King burnie aaaaaa

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  • January 30, 2016 at 5:03 pm
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    Burnie is the best boss ever

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  • January 31, 2016 at 12:13 pm
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    Ewwww, American whiskey(if you can even call it whiskey) sucks ass. Get yourself some Jameson lads

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  • February 2, 2016 at 3:13 am
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    use a god damned knife

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  • February 6, 2016 at 12:13 am
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    juth

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  • February 6, 2016 at 1:48 am
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    "I always want a knife if you're asking questions," Burnie is the best

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  • March 11, 2016 at 4:10 am
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    Burnie is possibly the best boss ever. Not only does he open whiskey for you, but burns himself on it too. I guess you could call his hands Burnie Burned.

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  • May 2, 2016 at 4:48 am
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    Was it worth it?

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  • May 18, 2016 at 6:01 am
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    filthy casual, use a knife dumbass

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  • May 26, 2016 at 8:02 am
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    just break the wax off…

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  • July 7, 2016 at 12:30 am
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    Maker's gets you good n drunk, mmm mmmmmm.

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  • July 14, 2016 at 7:16 am
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    He is using the lighter for longer then 30 seconds :O

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  • July 19, 2016 at 9:57 pm
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    Spotted a day 5 poster in the vid 😮

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  • July 28, 2016 at 12:12 am
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    The real question is, was it good whiskey?

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  • August 18, 2016 at 7:12 pm
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    whiskey

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  • August 27, 2016 at 5:53 pm
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    Huh. I always thought Geoff was the boss. Now I know.

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  • November 22, 2016 at 12:43 am
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    I live near where this is made

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  • November 27, 2016 at 8:29 pm
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    What is he superhero outro show?

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  • December 15, 2016 at 6:20 pm
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    Just noticed the Tim Horton's travel mug on the desk. Guessing that belongs to Barbara.

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  • January 25, 2017 at 9:18 am
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    You know that the wax breaks when you twist it right?

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  • February 11, 2017 at 2:23 pm
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    I was expecting them to spill the whiskey by accident after opening it

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  • March 12, 2017 at 10:28 am
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    What were they celebrating?

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  • April 19, 2017 at 12:59 am
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    bottle breaks, whiskey fire……

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  • April 21, 2017 at 6:54 pm
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    it would of worked a lot better if you chilled the wax with ice and then crack the wax off once it has chilled sufficiently

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  • April 30, 2017 at 6:52 am
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    But how was the whiskey?

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  • June 5, 2017 at 1:17 am
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    whiskey. burnied to perfection

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  • August 5, 2017 at 3:51 am
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    That's why i drink Jim Beam Devil's Cut. No bullshit wax to go through.

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  • December 7, 2017 at 1:29 pm
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    BOURBON, not whiskey

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  • December 9, 2017 at 7:43 pm
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    "ow"

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  • December 31, 2017 at 7:01 pm
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    KNIFE

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  • February 9, 2018 at 3:02 am
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    As someone from Kentucky I’m getting triggered by him calling it whisky

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  • February 18, 2018 at 11:02 pm
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    doesn't makers mark have a tiny cut so you dont have to do this?

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  • March 1, 2018 at 1:30 am
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    Makers mark is flammable haha

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  • November 8, 2018 at 11:47 pm
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    1:41 mmmmm

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  • February 18, 2019 at 12:33 pm
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    I was working in a bar and I had the same problem but I used a knife to try and cut it and ended up slipping and slicking my hand open, fun times

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