Alright, we all had that friend, growing up
that had all the cool toys that you never had You’d get all jealous like: “Uh, cool, look, he’s got a Nintendo 64
and I’m over here with three Lincoln Logs, cool!” And that kid to me was my friend David He had pretty much everything he wanted as a kid For example, David had a bunk bed in his room But David was an only child,
so what the hell does he need a bunk bed for? I didn’t know all your stuffed animals
needed a place to sleep, God forbid! He had all the cool stuff, he could
top whatever you had by far You finally got that sweet holographic
Charizard pokemon card? Well, guess what, he’s got three of them
and they’re all autographed by a.. Real life Charizard! Suck on that. The dude had three Razor Mini Scooters,
three of them! “What do you need three Scooters for, David?” “You have two legs on your body” “You’re not a goddamn millipede, you
don’t need mupltile scooters to ride around on” But out of everything David had,
the trampoline in his backyard was the best The day he got it, all kids
in the neighbourhood just marveled at it “We can bounce up to the Moon on this damn thing!” And boy, did we We jumped on that thing, and jumped,
and jumped and jumped our little asses off We did that for like a whole fifteen minutes “Alright, that was fun, now what do we do?” “How about we try to hurt each other?” “Ah, yeah I was thinking the same thing” “Let’s..Let’s play a game, called Dropkick” “How do you play Dropkick?” “Oh, here, I’ll show you!” *Dropkicks Michael* That was the name of our favourite
game to play on the trampoline Dropkick. Not the most clever name,
but I got the point across I’m gonna teach you guys,
how to play Dropkick, alright? Rule number one: Be a dumbass nine-year-old kid Okay, check, we got that, well qualify Rule number two: Try to injure your friends
as much as possible (only using your feet) Kick them in the teeth, kick them in the belly,
knock the air out of them “Ah, God, I think I’m gonna throw up” Do anything you can
to try to hurt your best friend You made somebody bleed? Cool, that’s one point! You knocked the tooth out?
Hey, that’s two points, alright Ah, look at that, they’re comatose
on the ground, well, guess what You are the champion now You’d have a kid wearing steel-toed boots I got my baseball cleats on,
ready to ruin somebody’s life Michael would be over there,
and he’s bare feet So he could move faster,
that’s what he always said “I have to be agile!” “Yeah, Michael, cause God forbid, your knockoff
Jordans are really gonna slow you down “Michael, put your goddamn shoes on,
for Christ’s sake! You’re freaking everybody out! *Michael dropkicks Tyler* “Jesus Christ, well, at least cut your damn toenails
once in a while with your nasty wolverine feet” “Ugh, you’re disgusting!” Rule number three: Don’t touch the ground Now, chances were that at some point
somebody would kick you off the trampoline If you touch the ground – you are out,
you’re done playing Dropkick for that round “Michael, you’re on the ground, you’re out” “No, I’m not, I’m in, I can still play” “Michael, your leg is broken in half, dude,
sit this one out, you lost!” Sometimes you’d get kicked and you get lucky
and be able to grab onto the chain-link fence Your back would slide down at like a cheese grater You fall back on the trampoline You back’s bleeding like a gunshot wound “I’m still in, I’m in, okay? Careful where you step
It’s slippery, there’s blood all over the place” Then you’d have kids like
my buddy’s little brother, Matt Who was like a whole 48 pounds at the time His ass was so light, he’d jump up too high
stiff breeze could carry him right over the fence He had the hardest time playing Dropkick, because
there wasn’t any weight classes when we played So little Matt there, he’d have to face off
againt somebody like.. Like Corey Who had the physique of a middle-aged garbage man He’s got like a hotdog in one hand “Yeah, let’s get it on!” Corey couldn’t even jump in the air,
there’s no way he was getting his big ass airborne So he’d just fall on his butt,
launch Matt into the stratosphere *Matt screams* “It’s a technical knockout, Matt is disqualified” “He didn’t touch the ground” “Yeah, well you’re not supposed
to be in the outer space either” “He’s disqualified, he’s done!” Rule number four,
this is the final rule of Dropkick Don’t get hit by the big rock Now you might be asking yourself:
“Big rock? What big rock?” Well, as if a bunch of nine-year-olds throwing their
bodies around like a circus act wasn’t dangerous enough We’d put a big 16-pound
garden rock on the trampoline There you go, now you’ve got to
dodge this big-ass bowling ball rock While people are trying
to kick you in the forehead That sounds fun This thing’s flying through the air,
landing on people’s toes You’d be looking the wrong way,
big-ass rock comes out of nowhere Breaks your pelvis Little Matt’s face is totally filled with terror He knows if he gets hit
with that damn rock, he’s gonna.. He’s gonna to explode on impact,
that’s what he’s gonna do We’d have David’s mom
come outside and check on us “Hey, any of you guys want some lemonade?” “No? Nobody? Ah, you boys and your silly games!” We’d have other kids from the neighbourhood
staring at us from a distance “Oh my God, what are they doing?” “Hey, you guys wanna play Dropkick?” “Uhh, what’s it called…
Dropkick Garden Rock Trampoline Game?” “Uhhh, no. We’ll play
hide-and-seek or something instead” “Are you sure? It’s really, really fun!” “There’s a dead kid over here!” “Yeah, we know, he’s disqualified!” “Hey, you guys got any
band-aids or some morphine?” https://www.brewstew.com Special Thanks to: Marcus Johnson, Bobby Luu,
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100 thoughts on “Brewstew – Trampoline

  • July 27, 2019 at 7:48 pm
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    CHEESUS ._.

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  • July 28, 2019 at 1:03 am
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    it's like Fight Club for 9 year-olds.

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  • July 28, 2019 at 4:53 am
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    The only scary thing about a trampoline is when you're friends jump with you and you get that double jump into the air, you're so high you can high five God

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  • July 28, 2019 at 8:05 pm
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    I would play the same game but we called it kudagraw😂😂😂

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  • July 28, 2019 at 8:10 pm
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    Fuck me daddy

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  • July 29, 2019 at 12:08 am
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    🌚🌚🌚 your dead you little shit

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  • July 29, 2019 at 12:44 am
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    You were lucky, Tyler.

    I had only half of a Lincoln Log.
    But I had almost everything I wanted when I was a kid, PlayStation, PC, X-Box, etc. But I didn’t have somebody I needed. My dad. Gamer is an acronym
    G: Dad
    A: Come
    M: Back
    E: Please
    R: Please!

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  • July 29, 2019 at 2:31 pm
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    I have a friend named eli. He's a only child and has a bunk bed!

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  • July 29, 2019 at 4:50 pm
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    At least cut your god damn toenails!

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  • July 29, 2019 at 4:56 pm
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    I almost broke my neck in my dream and I do flips

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  • July 29, 2019 at 9:30 pm
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    This is by far you funniest vid, keep them up!

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  • July 30, 2019 at 1:56 am
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    Brewstew should have a podcast. I bet a lot of people would listen.

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  • July 30, 2019 at 4:40 am
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    Perfect i'm 9

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  • July 30, 2019 at 4:56 am
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    This guy reminds me so much of a SouthPark episode

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  • July 30, 2019 at 5:33 am
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    Notice how he starts every video with “alright.”

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  • July 30, 2019 at 9:47 pm
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    Me and my buddies used to put all our shoes like 5 pairs on trampoline and try to avoid them.

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:28 pm
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    Um..How Many Points do i get if someone isn't breathing..?

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  • July 31, 2019 at 12:14 am
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    I if u could die laughing I died 5727137578563728176464831632764678287567 times

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  • July 31, 2019 at 1:29 am
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    Dang looks like i cant play dropkick because im not a dumbass 9 yr old im a dumbass preteen

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  • July 31, 2019 at 5:30 am
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    Your so funny

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  • July 31, 2019 at 2:56 pm
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    My best friend’s name is also David and he has everything (literally)

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  • July 31, 2019 at 3:33 pm
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    Me and my older brother played on the trampoline and i kicked him right to the other side of the trampoline

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:50 pm
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    Is little Matt a dumbass 9 year old kid?

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  • August 1, 2019 at 3:00 am
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    Funniest youtuber yet

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  • August 1, 2019 at 3:18 am
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    ……throw a territorial goat on their too…and the smartnarly yeller cur dog…they would scream….lmao

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  • August 1, 2019 at 3:46 am
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    Good to know dropkick is universal lol

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  • August 1, 2019 at 4:13 am
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    And the final rule don't cry like a little bitch to your parents

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  • August 1, 2019 at 5:40 am
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    HE’S GONNA HE’S GONNA EXPLODE ON IMPACT THATS WHAT HE’S GONNA DO

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  • August 1, 2019 at 2:08 pm
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    Your vids are really funny please give me shout out

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  • August 1, 2019 at 8:55 pm
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    Cory😂😂

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  • August 1, 2019 at 8:58 pm
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    2:13
    "Jesus Crist Micheal, atleast cut your damn toenails. With your nasty Wolverine feet"

    I was crying of laughter. Lmao…

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  • August 1, 2019 at 9:21 pm
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    hm they don't make shaq's anymore

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  • August 2, 2019 at 12:53 am
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    Thank you for all the fucking comploments

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  • August 2, 2019 at 2:32 am
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    Dang the good ole days when I was 10 my and my friend played drop kick on his trampoline and I destroyed him it was fun we would also place balls in it it was fun we used to fall because of the balls it was the good days but now this world is a piece of shit I’m just kidding kinda

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  • August 2, 2019 at 3:58 am
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    Ohhhh dropkick! 😁
    The reason I can't have children? 🤷‍♂️

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  • August 2, 2019 at 3:19 pm
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    Am I the only one who noticed he says "alright" at the beginning of each video?

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  • August 2, 2019 at 5:23 pm
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    Petition to get brewstew to make a diss track on the all Storytime Animators he can get his stick figure hands on.

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  • August 2, 2019 at 6:06 pm
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    What about field goal?!!!

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  • August 2, 2019 at 7:01 pm
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    “He had a bunk bed. But David was an only child. So what the hell does he need a bunk bed for??”

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  • August 2, 2019 at 7:45 pm
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    Y’all are saying he’s the r rated theodd1sout or is theodd1sout the pg version of brewstew

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  • August 2, 2019 at 8:37 pm
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    Like brewstewfilms

    Comment odd1sout

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  • August 3, 2019 at 11:09 pm
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    Hey I played drop kick with my cousin and I round house kick his his hand and dislocate it but it got located back and he did not cry because he is not a pussy

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  • August 4, 2019 at 2:33 am
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    I wanna play

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  • August 4, 2019 at 2:40 am
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    I played drop kick I my friend kicked my leg and it was hurting rilly bad and it was fun and I win

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  • August 4, 2019 at 3:06 am
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    The first video of Brewstew I watched witch made me addicted

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  • August 4, 2019 at 5:54 am
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    Do you ever notice at the beginning of every single one of his videos he says all right

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  • August 4, 2019 at 5:45 pm
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    Can I play that game

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  • August 5, 2019 at 11:11 am
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    My friend is the same

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  • August 6, 2019 at 1:47 am
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    0:24 it was my zoo

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  • August 6, 2019 at 6:15 am
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    I am 100% serious when I say that I played this same game with my cousins on the trampoline when I was little

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  • August 6, 2019 at 6:27 am
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    Aw I'm 10

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  • August 6, 2019 at 11:11 am
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    I tried to play this andwe all died

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  • August 6, 2019 at 11:47 am
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    I was the kid with evrything

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  • August 7, 2019 at 9:00 am
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    I think I'm the kid in my f r send group that has the cool shit

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  • August 7, 2019 at 12:37 pm
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    Entertainment at its best

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  • August 7, 2019 at 8:10 pm
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    You don't wear shoes on a trampoline!

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  • August 7, 2019 at 8:58 pm
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    Lol David is like my cousin. His ass was an only child with a bunk bed, too. 😂

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  • August 7, 2019 at 11:12 pm
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    I wanna play dropkick

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  • August 8, 2019 at 1:12 am
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    I had a pool in my yard not just a kiddie pool no but a full-sized pool

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  • August 8, 2019 at 1:14 am
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    When I was eight I weighed 43 lb but that was because of a flu that I had as a kid

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  • August 8, 2019 at 2:07 pm
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    David gets everything he wants because he has ADHD

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  • August 9, 2019 at 2:35 pm
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    Had a friend who had a trampoline, had a 10 foot wall next to it.
    Best idea: "Hey we should do flips off the wall onto the trampoline like wrestlers"
    There was no net either, fun times

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  • August 9, 2019 at 8:18 pm
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    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • August 9, 2019 at 11:30 pm
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    I played drop kick as a kid. Rock and all

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  • August 10, 2019 at 2:21 am
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    Middle age garbage MAN

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  • August 10, 2019 at 4:34 am
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    Trash fucking vid!

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  • August 10, 2019 at 5:32 pm
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    Weeeeeeeeeeeee

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  • August 11, 2019 at 3:05 pm
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    The ending was funny 😂😂😂😂

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  • August 12, 2019 at 12:25 am
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    What if your 8 years old

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  • August 12, 2019 at 4:10 am
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    I can’t even yawn cuz every 5 seconds I’m laughing

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  • August 12, 2019 at 4:27 pm
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    If I played dropkick in my street I kick someone that damn person who scream like they had been murded that's why I stay in and play ps4 all day…..

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  • August 13, 2019 at 9:37 pm
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    2:12 L M F A O

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  • August 13, 2019 at 10:34 pm
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    0:21 didn’t you say in your summer camp video that David has an older sister

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  • August 13, 2019 at 11:34 pm
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    We called it the tripping game. Last to be on the trampoline wins. We didnt have a net either.

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  • August 14, 2019 at 1:43 am
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    Don’t you hate it when your playing drop kick and you launch your friends little brother into the stratosphere?

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  • August 14, 2019 at 2:33 am
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    Every gansta till jah starts jumping on the trampoline

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  • August 14, 2019 at 11:11 am
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    I did that as a kid except we would just punch the shit out of eachother

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  • August 14, 2019 at 4:02 pm
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    Hey Brewstew I just wanna tell you, you made me choke on my Mac n cheese because your so funny yesterday.

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  • August 14, 2019 at 6:53 pm
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    We usually played wwe wrestling on our trampoline as kids

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  • August 14, 2019 at 7:50 pm
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    Micheal used to eat Tyler’s pokeytron cards

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  • August 14, 2019 at 11:04 pm
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    This video had me laughing 😂 hard !!! Co workers looking at me like am crazy

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  • August 15, 2019 at 2:07 am
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    …"the look of terr on his face!" Hey, I love former President GW Bush!😹

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  • August 15, 2019 at 4:11 am
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    If you think this is parody, then you were a sheltered child.

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  • August 15, 2019 at 9:04 am
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    I'm just offended that you wore shoes on the trampoline.

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  • August 15, 2019 at 9:12 am
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    Me and my brother and my friends older brothers acually started playing dropout one day and now we do this all the time so thanks for the idea

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  • August 15, 2019 at 1:12 pm
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    OH MY GOD THIS IS HILRAIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS…………………… I EVEN SCREWED UP THE SPELLING OF HILARIOUS – that's how busy I was rolling my a$$ on the floor laughing……

    I don't remember the last time I had laughed this hard.
    Such innocent and utterly silly and cute content it is.

    Keep up the job guys. Love it.
    Subbed and Rang (the bell) 😛

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  • August 15, 2019 at 9:52 pm
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    Do you still keep in touch with your friends

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  • August 15, 2019 at 11:19 pm
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    Wolverine feet I'm done💀

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  • August 16, 2019 at 2:41 am
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    ye let’s geet it on

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  • August 16, 2019 at 4:36 am
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    Keep it up I love your videos 😀. You should make short funny clips I think you will do a great job. 😎😸😹

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  • August 16, 2019 at 5:58 pm
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    No shit me and my friends played drop kick all the time

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  • August 16, 2019 at 8:36 pm
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    Every video he has starts with alright

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  • August 16, 2019 at 8:50 pm
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    Little Matt is going to die

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  • August 16, 2019 at 11:44 pm
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    I had a game with my friends there had to be 4 or more people we would put like 3 big rocks roll into a ball eyes closed no moving and one friend would try to jump hella high and just hope you don’t get hit

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  • August 17, 2019 at 8:16 am
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    Love your videos

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  • August 17, 2019 at 2:03 pm
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    I played drop kick…my friend still didn’t wake up yet for 2 days…maybe dead😭😭😭😭

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  • August 17, 2019 at 6:09 pm
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    “Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh” (burns up)

    IM DEAD 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂💀

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  • August 17, 2019 at 6:41 pm
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    I’m that kid

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  • August 18, 2019 at 7:10 am
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    Other than there moms and Michael's sister there are NO GIRLS did he not have any friends that are girls!?!?

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