Alright I’ve had my fair share of psychopath
teachers growing up, but I think my 6th grade math teacher takes the cake He had a little bit of an anger problem
and on the surface you wouldn’t see it If you’re seeing him in public, you’d be like:
“Ah, look at that guy, he likes Pringles.. “..and Miller light probably”
Alright But if you are stupid kid in his math class
Well, you’ve got to see it firsthand Because he hated stupid children,
which is unfortunate because he teaches 6th grade math,
he’s surrounded by stupid children All it took is one stupid question
and he’d flip his shit “Mr. Robertson, does the percent sign
go before or after a number?” *cocks the rifle and shoots* “Anybody esle got any stupid fucking
questions? Huh? Anybody?” “I’ve got 29 more bullets here” He’s the first teacher
I’ve ever heard swear in class Which can be a little jarring
the first time you hear it in a school setting “It’s the order of operations, Daniel!” “You can suck my ass if you think
subtraction comes before parentheses” “What kind of simple bitch are you, Jesus Christ” Woah, wait a minute,
something’s not right here, you are a teacher You’re supposed to say happy words
you just had a lot of pent-up frustration If you could just lay into the occasional kid
just maybe only an uppercut Knock one out every once in a while But no, this isn’t the 1930s,
where if a kid gets a wrong answer you can like,
push a bookshelf on him or something He’d always intentionally
try to find the most nervous kid, too Make them answer problems on the board Just so he can make you look like
a babbling idiot in front of the whole class “Hey, Billy, why are you sweating so much?
You’re freaking everybody out why don’t you tell us
what do you have for problem 3?” “Uhhh, uhhh, twelve?” “Yo, high school nurse? If I have Billy
pee in a cup, can you give him a drug test? Because he’s obviously smoking crack,
if he thinks the answer is twelve!” I’m pretty sure he’d just go home at night
crack open fifteen beers and just drink
till he couldn’t feel anymore “Honey, dinner’s done, I made your favourite
Cigarettes and xanax, how was work today?” “Fucking kids getting learned how to add
fractions, Sharon, God damn it!” And sometimes
he wouldn’t just spaz out on one kid Sometimes he’d spaz out on the entire class Like if we were sitting there
and he was trying to teach new concept And we were just not getting it,
and he’s just looking at our blank faces knowing that not a single goddamn word
he’s saying sinking in “What the hell is he talking about,
this is worse than long division” So one of his favourite things to do was make us copy things out
of the mathbook that we had “Alright, little assholes, since you can’t
comprehend anything except your goddamn Pokeyman cards, why don’t you get your
mathbooks out and copy pages 4 to 96 So we’d have to sit there
and sketch the actual page in the mathbook Like the diagrams, the page numbers
the fucking copyright information in the front of the book But I’ve never seen him as mad
as the day he flipped out on my friend Corey We were sitting there one day,
probably had to add fractions or some shit And Corey’s over there fucking off all day
in class like he always does which makes him a prime candidate
to be made an example of by Mr.Robertson “Hey, Corey, take your dick out of your hand
and tell me what answer do you have for the problem on the board!” “Uhhh, Ahhh, man, oh..” “Just add the numerators together, Corey,
it’s not that hard!” “Uuuhhh, numerators?” “Which number is the numerator, Corey?” “Uuhhh, the bottom one?” “Motherfucker!” “Oh, God, he’s gonna kill me!” “It’s simple goddamn addition, Corey!” “There are first graders,
who can’t even wipe their ass proper that could do this right now!” “I don’t know, I don’t know the answer!” “Can you wipe your ass properly, Corey?” “Not really, no” “Corey, get your shit,
and go up to your first grade teacher and see,if she’ll let you
sit in there and learn!” “Are you serious?” “Get the fuck out of my class now!”
*Cocks the rifle* Now if we all weren’t scared shitless,
we would’ve been losing it right now Because the look on Corey’s face
was priceless So sure as shit, Corey marched up
to his first grade teacher’s class To sit with a bunch of six-year-olds
to learn basic addition and how to wipe your ass properly “Mr. Robertson sent me up here to learn,
ah, and to ask you why you can’t do your fucking job right” Now, maybe I’m exaggerating a little bit
at how psychopathic he was He didn’t shoot anybody with an M16 But if I am, I’m telling you right now
it’s not by much He was a psychopath, and his teaching methods
were a little unorthodox, borderline abusive You know, whatever,
but I’ll tell you what I learned some goddamn mathematics,
that’s for goddamn sure! http://www.brewstew.com/ Special thanks to Ryan Earles
& All The Other Patrons Thanks for watching this shit

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100 thoughts on “Brewstew – Math Class

  • July 19, 2019 at 6:10 pm
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    Its BEDMAS not PEMDAS

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  • July 19, 2019 at 7:27 pm
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    Math class more like meth class

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  • July 19, 2019 at 8:20 pm
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    I got a solid B in art cuz I drew hentai pretty good, my teacher didn't really care

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  • July 19, 2019 at 11:47 pm
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    I had a sixth grade math teacher like that and he was so funny cause he would act like he hated me in 1st hour then in 7th hour he was nice 2 me

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  • July 20, 2019 at 2:02 am
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    Fuck this respectful comment section bullshit goddamn fuck ass pussy cunt

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  • July 20, 2019 at 3:52 pm
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    I remember when my teacher held us hostage with a m16a2.

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  • July 21, 2019 at 8:10 pm
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    This so funny

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  • July 22, 2019 at 2:42 am
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    I am not a hater but the dislike count on this video is 899 so I need to be 900 cuz i feel weird if it’s 899 and not a perfect 900 so sorry

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  • July 22, 2019 at 2:54 am
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    Holy shit my 7th grade math teacher's husband

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  • July 22, 2019 at 8:34 pm
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    I'm learning how to add fractions in 4th grade

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  • July 23, 2019 at 5:00 am
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    Alright

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  • July 23, 2019 at 6:11 am
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    Welcome to where time stands still, no one leaves and no one will…

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  • July 23, 2019 at 6:48 am
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    1:18 “Hey, Billy. Why ya sweating so much? You’re freaking everybody out. Why don’t ya tell us what you have for problem 3” – Teacher “Uh… uh… 12?” – Billy “Yeah hi, school nurse. If I have Billy pee in a cup, can you give him a drug test? BECAUSE HES OBVIOUSLY SMOKING CRACK, IF HE THINKS THE ANSWER IS TWELVE!!!” – Teacher

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  • July 23, 2019 at 10:31 am
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    I had a teacher named mr Roberson he fucked a student I hated him and his class

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  • July 23, 2019 at 11:41 am
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    2:59 the answer is 4/8 but if u simplify that u get 1/2

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  • July 24, 2019 at 2:32 pm
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    2:45 14

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  • July 25, 2019 at 3:53 pm
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    You fucking deserve 10000000000 subs

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  • July 25, 2019 at 11:34 pm
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    The answer is 20

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  • July 26, 2019 at 2:18 am
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    so he doesn't know pemdas but he knows the quadratic formula?

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  • July 26, 2019 at 4:17 am
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    I leraned fractions because Denominator is D denominator and it can suck my dick because it's on the bottom and N is numerator because it's the other one

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  • July 26, 2019 at 10:08 pm
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    Omg I remember when this came out it was soo long ago

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  • July 27, 2019 at 3:57 am
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    who clicked right away when you saw a teacher holding a gun?

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  • July 27, 2019 at 5:35 am
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    This is so funny

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  • July 27, 2019 at 10:19 pm
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    It is twelve

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  • July 28, 2019 at 3:09 am
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    But it is 12

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  • July 28, 2019 at 3:33 am
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    This is my actual math teacher

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  • July 28, 2019 at 3:34 am
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    M.a.t.h mental abuse to humans

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  • July 28, 2019 at 10:33 am
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    my 1th class teacher really liked swearing.

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  • July 29, 2019 at 5:33 am
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    I fucking love how he was drinking Cans of PBR, but when he threw the can, it shattered like glass 🤣🤣🤣

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  • July 29, 2019 at 4:24 pm
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    2:51 the answer is 4/8

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  • July 30, 2019 at 12:21 am
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    I freaking love these videos XD

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  • July 30, 2019 at 3:42 am
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    Wow lucky, my teacher was a molester

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  • July 30, 2019 at 4:35 am
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    2:57 the answer is 1/2

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:41 am
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    Corporal punishment is still legal in some 19 states so I don’t think the teacher would ever get in trouble for beating the s**t out of the kids

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  • July 30, 2019 at 3:04 pm
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    I feel bad for you

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  • July 30, 2019 at 3:20 pm
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    At 1:26 the problem is 3 to the power of 4 Wich is the same as 3×4=12

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  • July 30, 2019 at 3:39 pm
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    My 7th grade teacher sucks dick -3-

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  • July 30, 2019 at 6:18 pm
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    1:26 my favorite part

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  • July 30, 2019 at 7:00 pm
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    M4A1 not M16 an M4A1 has 30 rounds and an M16 has a shorter magazine

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  • July 30, 2019 at 10:18 pm
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    1:40 throws can and breaks into glass lol

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  • July 30, 2019 at 10:28 pm
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    I remember moving into a new school district and my math teacher screamed at me the first day because I didn’t know long division. Knowing I was new to the area n shit. I explained my old school didn’t teach it yet and I was supposed to learn it in 5th grade. He argued with me saying that I most definitely did learn it in fourth grade and that I was too stupid to figure it out. He made me cry in class and then made fun of me for being “a sensitive weak little girl”.

    Mr. Holcomb can kiss my ass now. I’m a fuckin WHIZ at math

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  • July 30, 2019 at 10:32 pm
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    Y E E T

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  • July 31, 2019 at 1:52 am
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    1:25: 1:40 LOL

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  • July 31, 2019 at 4:14 am
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    2:11 I just realized something after my algebra classes… Is that the quadratic formula on the fucking board? 😂 😂 😂

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  • July 31, 2019 at 4:42 am
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    Dude I mean I’m about to be in fourth grade and I already know that answer

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  • July 31, 2019 at 5:12 pm
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    … never bring up that X equals opposite of b shit EVER AGAIN!! DO YOU HEAR ME?!?

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  • July 31, 2019 at 5:18 pm
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    This video was my first ever exposure to Brewstew. I just thought I should say.

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  • July 31, 2019 at 6:42 pm
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    i thougth the big word saying math class is meth class

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  • July 31, 2019 at 7:56 pm
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    "Uhhh the bottom one?" "MOTHAFUCKER!" throws random child out of the classroom window

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  • July 31, 2019 at 9:13 pm
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    it is 12

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  • August 1, 2019 at 6:17 pm
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    3 to the power of 4 is 54

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  • August 1, 2019 at 8:10 pm
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    1:54 wth that's grade 10 math

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  • August 2, 2019 at 12:58 am
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    2:56 I’m literally dying right now!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    💀💀

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  • August 2, 2019 at 1:55 am
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    You forgot the d in pemdas, but if you want a can give it to you 😉

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  • August 2, 2019 at 11:30 am
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    OMG THAT FORMULA THAT HE WAS SHOWING IS THE QUADRATIC FORMULA

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  • August 2, 2019 at 5:25 pm
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    Petition to get brewstew to make a diss track on the all Storytime Animators he can get his stick figure hands on.

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  • August 2, 2019 at 10:07 pm
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    I’m in 6th grade

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  • August 3, 2019 at 3:04 am
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    0:50 the answer is 19

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  • August 3, 2019 at 5:24 am
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    When u through a can but it makes a glass breaking noise

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  • August 3, 2019 at 5:51 am
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    3^4

    It’s actually 81

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  • August 3, 2019 at 9:58 am
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    2;46 the answer is one half

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  • August 3, 2019 at 8:44 pm
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    I had a teacher like that when I was in grade 9

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  • August 4, 2019 at 4:07 am
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    2:15 I had a teacher in the 8th grade who would make us copy pages too he said "it will help us remember" or some bull crap like that by the end of the school year I ran out of like 7 note books and practically had the entire God damn book on my 7 notes and I still didn't learn $hite if you asked me anything about what he taught us I wouldn't be able to remember Jack

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  • August 4, 2019 at 7:55 am
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    i remember once in math class my teacher was crying because we sucked so much 🙂

    we hated her

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  • August 4, 2019 at 8:59 am
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    3+8+1+8 20

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  • August 4, 2019 at 2:24 pm
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    In 6th grade my

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  • August 5, 2019 at 12:53 am
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    “Dookie basics 101”

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  • August 5, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    The answer to the question on the board of PEMAS is 19

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  • August 5, 2019 at 11:50 pm
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    My 6 or 5 grade teacher put a dent in his medal table because 2 kids was fucking around.

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  • August 6, 2019 at 3:16 am
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    1:13 the answer is 12 tho btw Nice vid <3

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  • August 7, 2019 at 4:07 am
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    It’s twelve 3 by power of four witch mean three four times

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  • August 7, 2019 at 5:18 pm
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    All other techers would only punish boys and let the girls with a warning… But our math teacher was awesome, he would play all WWE moves with the boys and after that takes a wooden scale and punishes those sneaky ass b!tches too👏👏👏 equal justice makes me happy ✌

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  • August 7, 2019 at 10:08 pm
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    When he ttow the kid at the window the answer is 4 eights

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  • August 8, 2019 at 3:04 pm
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    Why a mankind poster?

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  • August 8, 2019 at 7:46 pm
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    Can u make another math class vid they are funny as shit

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  • August 8, 2019 at 9:37 pm
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    4/8

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  • August 9, 2019 at 7:01 am
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    Pringles are the best chips I LOVE THEM!!!!!!

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  • August 9, 2019 at 7:04 am
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    I hate math MATH SUCKS!!

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  • August 9, 2019 at 12:47 pm
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    Dies the percent go befor or after the number
    Gunshot

    I dropped laughing

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  • August 9, 2019 at 8:38 pm
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    3/8 + 1/8 = 4/8

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  • August 10, 2019 at 7:53 am
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    Someone tell me what pemas is? I think pemas in England is BODMAS or BIDMAS

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  • August 10, 2019 at 11:21 am
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    _/(‘_’)_/

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  • August 10, 2019 at 5:40 pm
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    I had a teacher in 3rd grade and she saw my pencil case she said what the hell is this carp

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  • August 11, 2019 at 2:35 am
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    That is nine beers not 15

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  • August 11, 2019 at 4:04 am
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    My 6 grade math teacher was awesome

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  • August 11, 2019 at 11:12 pm
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    teachers ar anoying

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  • August 11, 2019 at 11:12 pm
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    your so funny

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  • August 12, 2019 at 6:44 pm
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    My favorite part

    “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CLASSROOM”

    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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  • August 13, 2019 at 3:39 am
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    Well you do start every video with "alright"

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  • August 13, 2019 at 8:40 pm
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    I have watched every one of your videos and cant get enuff ! I hope you never run out of stories ! Hilarious!

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  • August 14, 2019 at 5:11 am
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    Lol! One of my favorite teachers was the shop teacher who hated everyone and kept a flask in his desk. That angry, drunk old man was awesome.

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  • August 14, 2019 at 2:30 pm
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    In high school, i had a math teacher who would tell us to shut up and yell at us when we don't get an answer

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  • August 15, 2019 at 4:02 am
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    Ahh I miss school all those years of throwing chairs at teachers and acting all gangsta with an A

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  • August 15, 2019 at 12:52 pm
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    Lmao my 6th grade teacher yells at me some times when I am litterly not talking or doing anything and if I take 1 minute late to take out the dam dictionary she started hitting my desk 👁👄👁

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  • August 15, 2019 at 11:41 pm
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    I love your story’s when you were a kid. LOVE THEM ALOT!

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  • August 16, 2019 at 7:23 pm
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    I'm going to 6 grade in 5 days

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