Today we’re comin’ in
hot and ready for pizza. Let’s talk about that.( theme music playing )Good mythical morning. Today we have a fantastic
musical performance
by Anthony Gonzalez from the Pixar
animated film “Coco,” and a game of
real or fake technology
from “Black Mirror.” But first, today marks
a very special episode because we just surpassed
13 million subscribers. – Whaaat? Thank you!
– And to celebrate– yes. And to celebrate,
we’re having a pizza party,
of course. Yeah! And also,
while we’re at it,
we’re gonna determine which pizza chain
makes the best pie. It’s time for… As you can see,
we can’t. Each slice that
we will sample today is gonna have pepperoni,
sausage, onions,
and peppers on it, just so we have more things
to try to differentiate. We are going to see
if we can identify which chain they came from as well as rate each of them
on a scale of one to 10. Yes, and the pizza chains
we will be sampling from are Pizza Hut, Dominos,
Little Caesar’s. Papa John’s, California
Pizza Kitchen, and Sbarro. – Whoa, ho-ho.
– It’s gonna be
a good morning. Yeah. Both:Round one.Slide it in. All right, all the pizzas
will be brought in on the patent pending
Mr. & Mrs. Pizza Rat
Pizza Paddles. – Yeah.
– Congratulations, Mr. Rat,
on your marriage. And Mrs. Rat.
I’m guessing you’re
somewhere over here. He cashed in
on his celebrity. I knew it would happen. Is it in here?
Okay, I’m trying to– okay, yep. Hmm. Hmm. – Hmm.
– That’s a thin one.
That’s a shallow pizza. – Oh, gosh.
– Did you get bit
by the rat? Yep. Now, we actually
thought about just using cheese pizza
to go completely purist… – But we’re not children.
– …but we were like, you gotta have some toppings
because that’s part of pizza. – Mm-hmm.
– Man, I don’t know. I don’t think
when I’m eating pizza. I just eat, you know
what I’m saying? I’ve never thought
to think while eating pizza. Why think when
eating pizza? You’ve done
all the thinking
and you’re a genius because you’ve
decided to eat pizza. – Right, I think beforehand…
– Right. …and then I just
go into the zone. I go into the pizza zone. Now, I do know that
that’s a shallow pizza. Um, not too heavy
on the cheese,
in my experience. So if we’re to rate
this thing on a scale of one to 10 independently
and then combine those scores, um, I’ve– you know, it’s not the–
it’s a little shallow for me. It was not a good pizza,
in my opinion. I feel like
I’m a pizza lover and I would eat the crap
out of that if it was
the only thing around, – Yeah.
– but I’m gonna
give this a– I’m gonna give it
a four. That’s what I was
thinkin’, too. Ah, the four boys. So, we’re both
giving them a four, and, okay,
I’m ready to guess. – Yep.
– Stevie: Okay,
three, two, one. – California Pizza Kitchen?
– Little Caesar’s. – Both: Round two.
– Rhett: Bring it. ( sighs ) – Oh, already better.
– Oh, I’m smellin’… I mean,
the smell is better. Chunkier ingredients. Oh, man. Very sausage forward. ( laughs ) – Which I…
– Again, could be said
of a number of things – on this show.
– ( laughs ) – Including the two hosts.
– ( laughter ) That’s a good pizza. Well, honestly,
all I can taste is sausage. You complainin’
about that? I do like sausage. – Um…
– Mmm. …yeah, I feel like
I need another bite. Can I get it back in? That one is lacking
the sauce that I desire. So I think I’m demeriting it
for lacking sauce. It’s a little thicker
than the last one, but I wouldn’t describe it
as thick, you know? You ever eaten
a slice of pizza
backwards, Rhett? – Hmm, uh, no,
I don’t do that.
– That seems crazy. I’m not friends
with people who do that. You’re not wrong.
It’s not the most
incredible pizza, but it’s so much better
than the first one. I want to go back and give
the first one a lower score. Well, you can’t,
but I don’t think this
one’s that much better. I’m giving it a five. I’m giving it a six. Oh, wow, okay. Um, but what is it? I– man, that
is really tough. Uh, okay.
I’ve– I’ve got my guess. – Yep.
– Stevie: Okay,
three, two, one. – Sbarro.
– Little Caesar’s. – Sbarro.
– Did I guess Little Caesar’s
twice now? – Yeah, just guess
Little Caesar’s every time.
– All the time. Both:
Round three.
Let’s keep eating
pizza, shall we? – Yeah!
– Ha-ha, no losers today. ( gasps ) I– you know, the thing is,
they’re so distinctly different, like, the smell
is so different. Oh, my gosh. What on earth has
happened to this slice? Oh. – It’s– it’s– it’s–
– Bring it back. – It’s nothing
but crust to me.
– Huh. Ugh! This is bad. I mean, I’m giving
this a one because all I’m tasting
is the bottom crust, and it doesn’t
even taste great. Hold on, is your pizza
upside down?
What happened? I mean, it’s not good.
I’m on the same page, but I’m not on page one. – Is there cheese on it?
– Yes. There’s no cheese
on mine. Add some cheese
to mine, guys. Boy, its off.
It’s got a off– it has
a off taste to it. Yeah, it is off. – Um…
– Off the rocker. Man, what is that? It’s like you scraped it
off the floor of a food court. – You know what I’m saying?
– Yeah. Well, it also
has the sausage
in the little cubes, which I actually do think
that that is from
the food court. I’m gonna give
this one a four. Whoa, you’re
generous, man. And now– are we
both guessing Sbarro? Yeah, I’m saying Sbarro
’cause I think I remember that’s what
the sausage looks like. – Sbarro.
– Sbarro. – Sucks.
– Yeah. Both:
Round four.
All right,
let’s keep it going. Why do you seem
exasperated? We’re freakin’
eating pizza
on the Internet. – Yeah, I know, it’s great.
– This is amazing. – I love my job,
I really do.
– This is awesome. – But I get stressed
out about this…
– We’re friends. …because I want to make
the right choice for the people. You’re stressed. You know,
this is the work. This is our legacy, Link. This is what we’re leaving
behind for future generations. “They determined
what the best pizza was. We should give ’em
a gold medal.” This one, the green peppers
really cut through. Also, a thin pizza. In my mind,
the majority of these were thicker in my mind
than they are in my mouth. Bring it back.
There it is. Uh… I think we’re into more
traditional pizza territory now. – You know, like…
– It’s starting to blend– – It’s starting
to blend together.
– Call ’em up. Use your app.
You don’t even have
to call them anymore. Calling pizza places
is for suckers and losers. Because you
can do it on the app. You do it on the app,
and then they tell you
when they put it in the oven and they tell you
the name of the person
who put it in the oven. “Donovan just put
your pizza in the oven.” – I’m like–
– Are you talking about
Domino’s here? – Yeah.
– You must be. But they do that
at other places, I’m sure. I don’t think
this pizza’s great. I’m giving it– I’m gonna give it
a six. – It’s not bad either.
– Um… You know, I was in
the same ballpark with you. Well-balanced. Um, I’m gonna say–
I’m going with a six as well because I was thinking
potentially seven, but it’s just not as good
as I want it to be, and I think pizza
can be great. So I’m gonna say six as well,
but where is it from? I think I know. I think I’ve already
guessed it. Twice. You know what? I think you might
be right. I’m saying Little Caesar’s
’cause it hasn’t done
me wrong yet. I’m saying Little Caesar’s
as well because I feel
like this– we got into pizza chains, but we got into
what I’m guessing
is the worst pizza chain that’s, like– that
delivers the pizza to you. They don’t
do that at Sbarro.
I tried once. Both:
Round five.
( growling ) – Oh.
– Oh, yeah, here we go. – Finally, we got
a tall pizza.
– So distinct. – That’s what
I been waiting for.
– Mm. Oh. – This is not Little Caesar’s.
– Oh, I know what this is. That’s good.
That’s good. It’s definitely either
Papa John’s or Pizza Hut. – I know for a– I would bet…
– Bring it– bring it in. I would bet a lifetime’s
worth of pizza parties that I’m right
about this one. And that I’ve been wrong about two out of
the three of the times that I’ve guessed
Little Caesar’s
in the past. – Okay, this is a great pizza.
– It’s a good pizza. – Better ingredients…
– Better pizza. Um, I’m gonna
give it a nine. Ooh, yeah, buddy. – Man.
– That is a nine. I’m hesitant to give
anything a 10. I’m also gonna
give it a nine. – I agree with you, Rhett.
– Oh, really? And, uh, I’m guessing
this is Papa John’s. Papa John’s
all the way. ‘Cause the cheese hits
your teeth the first time. I don’t even know
what I’m saying anymore,
I’m so happy. The sausage–
the sausage came
from John himself. – No.
– Oh, gosh. Both:
Round six.
That last one
was so different, man. What if you’re wrong? Well, then,
I don’t have pizza parties
for the rest of my life. All right,
bring it in. Mm. Oh, it’s droopy. There we go. Oh, okay, yep. Big toppings. I feel like I’m familiar
with this. – Man, that’s a good pizza.
– It’s a good pizza. – Man, it’s good.
– That’s a good pizza. I’m– Oh, is it a nine,
though? Give it to me again. Something about
the sausage… I don’t love
quite as much. But I’m–
I’m gonna give it an– I’m gonna give it a–
I’m gonna give it an eight. Um, once you add sausage
to a pizza, it kind of takes over. I feel like there’s
not as much cheese… – No.
– …which I really
love cheese. But– aw, man,
I want to give it
a nine as well. I’m gonna–
I’m gonna give this one
a nine as well. That– that is
a really, really good pizza. Is it from
Pizza Hut, though? I don’t know. I’m saying Domino’s. I think that’s
a Domino’s pizza. This is from Pizza Hut. The sausage speaks to me. All right, and that’s
the last one, right? – What’d it say?
– What? It said,
“I’m from Pizza Hut. You used to come inside my store
in order to eat my pizzas.” It wasn’t that weird. “But now we deliver them – because we finally gave in.”
– Can you still go there? I’m taking my blindfold off,
but I’m keeping my eyes closed. Stevie:
You guys ready
to hear how you did? Yep. Okay, so I’m gonna give you
your scores first. Rhett, you have
a score of two. Oh, that’s not good. Two?
That’s lame, man. Link, you have
a score of one. ( laughs ) Little Caesar’s, huh? What? What? I shoulda guessed Little
Caesar’s every time. I would’ve had
the same score. Yeah, right, exactly. The one that was
Little Caesar’s, you did not guess
Little Caesar’s on. ( laughs )
Really? Surprisingly, your number two
ranked pizza is Sbarro. – Rhett:What?
– Stevie:And your number oneis Papa John’s. Rhett:Yes. Wow,
Sbarro comin’ in strong.
Well, congratulations
to the Papa John-less
Papa John’s ’cause that’s
the way they roll now. Yeah, he’s still there.
He’s behind the scenes. And keep watching
because we’re gonna
fill this place up with some
Mariachi performers
and hot cocoa. Rhett:
You can’t get pizza stains
on our black-on-black
logo t-shirt
so grab yours
at mythical.store.

Blind Fast Food Pizza Taste Test

100 thoughts on “Blind Fast Food Pizza Taste Test

  • February 8, 2018 at 12:34 pm
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    In 30 years I'm going to come back to this video and be like "I watched guys eating pizza when I was a kid"

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  • May 21, 2019 at 6:55 pm
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    Little Caesars pizza is Detroit style and should not ever be confused with thin crust. What's he thinking?

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  • May 21, 2019 at 10:13 pm
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    No dions

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  • May 22, 2019 at 8:46 pm
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    Sbarros is by far the best it's the closest to a pizza parlor the others are closer to frozen pizza

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  • May 24, 2019 at 12:57 am
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    Im watchin this while eating pizza backwards

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  • May 24, 2019 at 12:44 pm
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    Watching these videos while fasting in ramadan is not a good idea ya'll

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  • May 25, 2019 at 9:08 pm
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    my ranks
    california pizza kitchen 10/10
    papa johns 8/10
    sbarro 7/10
    dominos 5/10
    pizza hut 4/10
    little caesar’s 0/10

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  • May 25, 2019 at 10:01 pm
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    I thought they woulda got sbarros right since it's got the signature New York flop

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  • May 28, 2019 at 1:08 am
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    “But we’re not children”

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  • May 28, 2019 at 1:09 am
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    they shouldve tried papa Murphy's

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  • May 29, 2019 at 5:18 am
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    So link likes the sausage but the sauce is lacking and it’s nice and thick I’ll let you do with this information as you please

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  • May 29, 2019 at 6:43 am
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    Papa johns is trash

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  • May 29, 2019 at 12:22 pm
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    41 Rhett and 40 link

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  • May 29, 2019 at 12:23 pm
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    I’m 7

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  • May 30, 2019 at 1:44 am
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    As you can see we cant

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  • May 30, 2019 at 2:14 am
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    Link guessing little ceasers for everything except little ceasers. Lol

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  • June 1, 2019 at 8:49 am
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    Domino's is definitely my favorite pizza from all pizza I've eaten

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  • June 2, 2019 at 10:45 pm
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    The fatal flaw in this is that they can't taste the crust that some places flavor n season very nicely

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  • June 4, 2019 at 7:42 pm
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    No toppings for me, cheese pizza all the way!

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  • June 6, 2019 at 12:08 am
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    i eat izza backwards sometimes probably 1 of the 2 times a year that i eat pizza

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  • June 6, 2019 at 7:46 pm
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    How dare you link I love little ceasars and you too Rhett

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  • June 6, 2019 at 10:21 pm
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    For some reason i feel like im always watching a podcast when i watch this channel

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  • June 6, 2019 at 11:10 pm
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    Link takes those little tiny baby bites and wonders why he doesn't get a full experience.

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  • June 9, 2019 at 1:54 am
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    “The sausage came from John himself” 😂

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  • June 10, 2019 at 3:13 am
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    To many toppings

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  • June 10, 2019 at 3:22 am
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    sponsord by taco bell

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  • June 10, 2019 at 5:06 pm
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    Eating pizza on the Internet best job ever – ordering some Papa John's today!

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  • June 11, 2019 at 12:47 am
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    When the domino’s app tells you who puts the pizza in the oven that’s not who actually made the pizza 99% of the time, managers get all the credit there

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  • June 11, 2019 at 11:26 pm
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    Personally I like dominos

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  • June 12, 2019 at 6:56 am
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    Nobody:
    Link: Little Caesars

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  • June 13, 2019 at 5:05 am
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    I love watching men eat with gusto!

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  • June 15, 2019 at 2:05 am
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    I feel so sorry for you guys. Come to Chicago for a month and try pizza places. If you think Pizza Hut is traditional then o.m.g….

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  • June 15, 2019 at 7:59 am
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    I love pizza hut

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  • June 17, 2019 at 9:26 am
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    PAPA JOHNS

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  • June 18, 2019 at 2:13 pm
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    🍾Yeah, give it up for the Papa!!!🎉
    🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
    👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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  • June 23, 2019 at 7:05 am
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    Papa John's is G-ROSS! BLECH!

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  • June 25, 2019 at 3:51 pm
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    Rookie scores

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  • June 26, 2019 at 7:06 pm
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    Lost all credibility after the first one sadly

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  • June 27, 2019 at 8:13 am
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    Round Table should've been in there.

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  • June 27, 2019 at 11:16 pm
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    Pizza Crust Taste Test soon?

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  • June 28, 2019 at 4:19 am
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    I miss the flying chicken intro

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  • June 28, 2019 at 5:36 am
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    Dave Portnoy would be ashamed

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  • June 30, 2019 at 1:03 pm
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    Haha Sbarro coming in strong!

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  • July 4, 2019 at 1:33 am
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    Could you guys do a blind taste test for coffee from McDonald's, Starbucks, Buturger King? That would be awesome! Like of you agree 👍

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  • July 4, 2019 at 7:46 am
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    Why does Little Caesars get so much bad rep honestly I think their Pizza is very good

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  • July 6, 2019 at 1:06 am
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    Where's the Zeeks pizza.

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  • July 6, 2019 at 4:14 pm
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    Hello

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  • July 7, 2019 at 12:33 am
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    Dave Portnoy has entered the chat

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  • July 7, 2019 at 8:28 pm
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    In my place, I eat pizza from Pizza Hut, Little Caesars, and Dominio

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  • July 8, 2019 at 8:54 pm
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    Finally, someone who actually likes Papa Johns!

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  • July 10, 2019 at 10:32 pm
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    Link is just bad at this. Rhett shouls just go up against someone else during these challenges.

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  • July 13, 2019 at 12:12 am
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    Thiccer pizza isnt really original pizza. Italian pizza is actually very thin

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  • July 17, 2019 at 2:49 am
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    I eat pizza upsidedouwn!!

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  • July 18, 2019 at 2:20 am
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    Rhett and link aren't too good with pizza lol

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  • July 18, 2019 at 12:14 pm
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    Sbarro is NY pizza, of course it is the best. Who doesn't know Domino's?!?

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  • July 18, 2019 at 4:31 pm
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    For October, will it Mask? Get some various liquid rubbers and see which ones are best for making a monster to wear on your face! These are the faces I want to see 🎃💀👹👺👽🤡👻

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  • July 18, 2019 at 9:27 pm
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    Yeah SBarro my favorite pizza place in New York

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  • July 19, 2019 at 3:56 pm
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    I agree…Papa John’s is number 1, and Sbaro is a close second place 🥰🍕🍕🍕❤️

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  • July 19, 2019 at 6:24 pm
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    I find it’s the most fun to play along with ya’ll and base my guess based entirely on your descriptions of the foods only- and when I combine both of your opinions I get it right every time

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  • July 22, 2019 at 8:46 pm
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    You guys should make a video determining which Dominos specialty pizza is the best. There's the Hawaiian, Philly cheese steak, The New veggie, Deluxe, Extravaganza, buffalo chicken, BBQ chicken, and chicken bacon ranch.

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  • July 22, 2019 at 11:31 pm
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    Papa johns pizza will always be my favorite

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  • July 24, 2019 at 2:03 am
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    Dominos is THE ONE!

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  • July 24, 2019 at 2:27 pm
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    10:50 Rhett’s laugh is contagious

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  • July 24, 2019 at 5:16 pm
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    You have to do the thin crust pizza taste test . Also I think the ingredients on all pizzas should match

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  • July 25, 2019 at 6:13 am
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    8:56
    SUSPECT

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  • July 26, 2019 at 12:21 am
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    Why no hands?

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  • July 27, 2019 at 8:37 pm
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    I love Papa Johns. My friend and I would order from there all the time when I would visit him. Lil Caesars is my second favorite.

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  • July 28, 2019 at 8:32 am
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    I have no idea how Papa John’s got the highest score, I had it once years ago and they skimped on the toppings so hard, I’ll never order from them again

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  • July 29, 2019 at 9:30 pm
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    How have you missed domino's

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  • July 30, 2019 at 1:28 am
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    i still think a bite of the crust should've been involved.

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  • July 30, 2019 at 6:12 pm
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    2:59 california ceasers kitchen

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  • July 30, 2019 at 8:05 pm
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    Who else watched this while eating pizza

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  • August 1, 2019 at 5:47 am
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    C'mon guys, where's digiorno pizza.

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  • August 1, 2019 at 11:39 am
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    Yeah why were they hating on sbarro? Its actually better than any of those chains. Papa johns would come closest. They are all pretty bad though. Pizza chains are just nasty. Assume this was 1 to 10 based on chains, not pizza in general

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  • August 2, 2019 at 2:29 am
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    "Why are you so exasperated? We're eating pizza on the internet."

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  • August 9, 2019 at 1:36 pm
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    do you guys film in the morning LOL

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  • August 9, 2019 at 1:44 pm
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    i like CPK

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  • August 10, 2019 at 3:53 am
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    Red Baron is good

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  • August 11, 2019 at 5:58 am
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    “Better ingredients”…. “Better Pizza” 😂

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  • August 12, 2019 at 1:03 am
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    Plain cheese would've been a more objective test. They also should've taken an additional bite of just crust for the comparison because they can vary so much from one to the next.

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  • August 12, 2019 at 8:58 pm
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    MARCOS !!!! 🍕

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  • August 12, 2019 at 10:43 pm
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    Sbarro is so good 😂😂

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  • August 14, 2019 at 9:31 pm
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    Wheres hungry howies wtf

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  • August 14, 2019 at 9:36 pm
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    You can tell bye looking that pizza isnt even fresh dude of course it's not that good

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  • August 16, 2019 at 1:55 am
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    I live in the same city little ceasers first started

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  • August 18, 2019 at 2:57 am
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    The sausage came
    From John himself

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  • August 18, 2019 at 3:04 pm
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    13 million subs congrats guys keep it up

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  • August 18, 2019 at 10:55 pm
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    They taste different cold though

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  • August 19, 2019 at 12:42 am
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    I’m 67% Italian

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  • August 19, 2019 at 4:13 am
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    the fact that you missed blaze's pizza, a california based chain and the superior pizza all across the board, is hurtful

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  • August 20, 2019 at 3:52 am
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    To me the top 3 are dominos, Sabaro and Pizza Hut

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  • August 20, 2019 at 3:41 pm
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    your eating pizza well im watching you eat pizza and im eating eggs :p

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  • August 20, 2019 at 8:17 pm
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    7:35 "I'm saying Little Caesars, it hasn't done me wrong yet"
    Meanwhile, the Little Caesars pizza guess is wrong surrounded by Little Caesars guesses on all other brands. Amazing!!!

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  • August 21, 2019 at 6:34 pm
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    Papa Johns is so fkn overrated. Ugh.

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  • August 22, 2019 at 1:41 am
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    I think dominoes is hands down the best takeaway pizza you can get

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  • August 22, 2019 at 2:26 am
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    Dang u really left out jets

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  • August 22, 2019 at 2:52 am
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    Should have replaced Little Ceasers with Hungry Howies

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  • August 22, 2019 at 10:41 am
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    Link:It's very Sausage forward. 😂
    Rhett: like the host of this show! 😂
    That little bit just cracked me up!!

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  • August 23, 2019 at 4:22 am
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    Domino's doesn't have good pepperoni on their pizza.

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