[WAPISH] Top o’ the mornin’ to ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to game called Hover: Revolt of Gamers. Its something I saw a while ago on Steam, and I thought that it was out I thought that had come up back then, but I guess it was just an early access title [I] don’t know because I was fully aware that it was out, but now I just saw it out and Steam it’s like a new release so we’re going to try it out. We’re going to check it out .It reminds me of Jet Set Radio If any of you’ve ever played that. I think it’s supposed to be a Jet Set Radio kind of game. You’re in a-a Neon Steampunky well, I don’t Steampunk’s not the right word a Neonpunk type of world and you have Skates that you’re able to do all this like super speedy through the streets kind of Stuff and grind on walls and go under its like It’s parkour with rollerblades think about it that way, so it’s gonna be awesome. I love that type of game That’s my jam. So I am very enter the New Team’s name [BLUE WHALE] Team name, what could I call myself? I going to call myself the GOBBLE BOPPERS Just because I like how it sounds its Gobble Boppers. It’s fun team name to say. Team name can’t be more than 15 characters long Can I can I just do this? Yes, Gobble Boppers it is. Here we fucking go I’m excited about this new character, oooOOooo Do I want to be you? OOOh there’s lots of customization! Hmm can’t be any of these yet, Aww I wanted to be the little ferret lookin’ dude. Right be you let’s-let’s color you up nice and good. That good enough? I mean, it looks hideous Because it’s just all like a really super bright green. But it’s the Sam colors . Oh Should I go to tiny dude or? Yes this one. I think that’s good. It’s a little Game Boy on the back It’s Sam. It’s the same colors. It’s the Septiceye colors. Maybe a bit of a darker green That’s the exact same green Now we’re stuck with this ha ha ha screw it who cares dude can I name you oh? name Can you give me names? [I’m] [oh], [God] What should I call you? I’m gonna call you lucio like from overwatch that’s going to be your name You are my [squishy], and I love you [also] this guy looks awesome. Oh Play as him Fine, We’ll stick with Lucio Lucio ball um So I get to design these are you just all okay? I don’t know what I’m doing I don’t [know] how this actually works. Let’s let the right mouse button [to] skip dialogue Hello, hello. Can you hear me [I]? Should appear [on] your head up display interface, okay Connection established You just woke up from [my] cloning tank. You’re probably not in good shape for now So we’ll start [flows] straight ahead of you you can see one of my holographic Representations come closer to speak with me Okay, what? watch This moves my camera. I can’t move forward [with] w Why why is Q to walk forward? What is happening okay [for] some reason the game is on Mouse and keyboard [f] [r] I? Know what that is but zSQ and d were to move around? Move forward with z come just go mouse a keyboard normal for now is That like every other game ever yes. Yes it is that’s exactly what I wanted all of the bridges linking these Platforms of collapse you’re going to have to jump from platform to platform to reach the door press the space key to jump and keep the prize to reach Maximum height okay, I Hooked it up. I can rewind What? Why can I rewrite? But that’s awesome. Okay. [see] if I can just ha ha yeah there we go. [I] needed a runny jump. Oh shit Fucking did [it] anyway? [oh], [oh], [God]? Oh, oh? I Just grind on them. [oh] That’s cool Okay, do I actually get skates? [I] thought I got skates. I want my skates right now I’m just using [nothing] give me that trick. [oh] I’m so fucking cool. Hey, I can spray paint. [oh], that’s pretty good [I’m] opening the door now. Okay, cool dude. Look at me spray Did you guys did you guys see I like my spray [is] cool [I] want to tattoo of that they spray over the skull and crossbones whoa Okay, weird. What am I doing? [I] want to get into the real shit cuz I think this is like an open world swords the thing I’m not sure. I don’t know a whole lot about it. Frankie’s in her room scan it once you open, okay? I’ve got it got it. [I] don’t want to talk to you again She pulls generator [whoops] jump and bounce Okay, access your grid press the menu open the character window Right or there’s upgrades oh
I saw a free upgrades and games are one of my favorite things when you get in You have your set base of powers and then all of a sudden? You’re able to jump like way further than before. It makes you feel powerful and What can I upgrade? May upgrade anything how does this work? It’s Gonna how to upgrade [oh]? Wait down here there. We go choose an item to add okay, so I have to collect the items Okay, right Little Tricky little confusing, but I’m getting it keep in mind the higher skill divorce less You don’t love to still just what the way [happen] my hand Let’s see my head Hello, what’s happening? Why are we going so fast oh Jesus Christ? That was awesome who actually get to go on-site now. Well done. You’ve escaped the lab. Yeah, this is the shit right here Welcome to Ecp 17 also called Harbor City for now You just have access to the haven district of the city, but don’t worry there’s plenty to keep you entertained the Gamer resistance always needs novices like you On a music school, okay, let me do [shit]. Just let me bounce around the place. I’m cool [wow], yeah Okay, I’m fresh new talent in this city new guys better listen up cuz Jack’s in the pills in y’all see this shit See how cool am imma get an upgrade please Nominate [word] phone see she did what? Lazy guy on a cluster speed and acceleration who can I do that? clean stole it fuck Okay, so I know you’re not these that’s the question [lucio]. We got to get out of here. Oh, let’s break it down Can’t stop won’t stop. [I] don’t know what I’m doing. Where are you other players? Whoa, I want to be with other players hello can I be friends? Okay, framerate leaves a lot to be desired at times. Oh yeah, wow Let’s bounce around I’m fucking terrible. [I’m] mad oh, I’m bad I’m so bad everybody else is like bounce around and [all] being friends with each other. I’m just here like hey look wall wall wall Wow, oh you have a quest to me. Speaks it. I don’t know what’s happening [lushes] [weed]. Hey you a cone I said they like ha me the clone think you’re a gamer or something I feel like one. Yeah, you don’t interest me for now. Go have some fun elsewhere Don’t pay attention to loose. Go pay attention Lucio [Greene] Ds. Like that with everybody Cause you fucking green be yours. Have a terrible parents. Hey, I want to do something with this [thing] What is that thing? [oh]? I do ten hit okay. I can fucking do that. Come back here. You [look] [like] your play, bitch Fuck yes, seven eight Fuck nine wow here comes Lucy oh That’s s shit right there nice one lucy. Oh, you captured a spy drone Spy drones who needs them what are you? I don’t know [green] [dee] can you be nice [to] me? hahahaha Hi, it’s all over you would rape me Okay, I don’t know how I start the mission you just got lucky with that spy drone I’m sure you never raise a gamer. I don’t race against noob so race against my minion first Hey have some respect for beginners Where’s your fucking minion? Where’s the me right over here ah? I’m going back here. Thanks. So here. We go here. We go here we go. Huh. Yes Yes That’s the shit I Didn’t actually go anywhere. [I] don’t [know] what’s going on Okay, I’m following my own trail. I don’t know what’s happening. Where am I wow? No need to know what’s happening. What shit is going on. Yes [Rikku] Lucio be the best that ever was being a little [Frogman]. We all know you can be okay. You’re dying [oh] You’re cute. Hey there kid you might feel a little off right let me explain the situation real quick. Oh, well You may not allow could you fuck it Okay, a while ago The new great administrators really reform the laws of our beloved city young people like you and myself we’ve had enough of this vile scoundrel That’s how people talk. This is all about the security cameras and the sex box and [iker] and also breakers did you also tell about the quasars and the flip joint Yeah thought not Okay, what are you? What are we going to do? Ask for the sewers entrance We asked you oh No, I don’t want to talk about the same shit again. Whoa that guy’s got a shark [hey], I don’t want to be part of that. I want to do something cool like that I’m cutting you, Mr73 what? Okay, we’re going we’re God. I didn’t fucking I don’t know what’s happening. That’s cool What do we do? How do we go faster that [guy’s] much faster than I am that’s okay? I know cool though. I’m cooler. I better colors You guys agree right you guys are with me position Wow I’m [or] fucking [silas] and he’ll ever be Way ahead of me though. Oh Christ [oh] Christ, what the fuck is happening? Okay, [I] got this I got this I’m fine Okay, okay. Does he like way ahead [I]? Feel like he’s probably way ahead, but I look fucking awesome when I do shit. He looks stupid. He’s the bad one That’s why you lost well, I Don’t know what’s fucking happening. I’ll ask you about the sewer engine, so I’m just going to go down here Oh look at this shit Look at me grind y’all yes it grind it. Okay the fucking drain to life [dammit]. I fucked it up. Yes Yes, oh Yeah Fuck yeah, I’m a [scorer] combo master a fucking magician. [where] do I ask for the sewer entrance? Feel like an indus ores already I see it’s down here. I got it It’s pretty hard to know what the fuck you’re doing half the time. I’m sorry. I’m trying my best bar can help Relax please I’m getting all these containers But they’ve cool shit for me Okay, I got em increasing the water or something [apparently] [I] don’t know sorry. I’ve [got] orders no strangers allowed They’re not strangers digestion you oh, yeah Please have to prove their [worth] and I let them through [I] can’t take any risk I challenge him to a freestyle dance off to this music. He’s just like dancing as he talks to you Hey, Goggle Boppers with a better rank. He might let you through you should do some missions and come back later. No problem [dude] Everybody has so much style in the skin Reach rank 100 It’s my fucking rank right now Can I see my rank? Irish Lions rank 100 no problem that’s easy for me to do. Oh, okay Quits direction this direction, okay got it got it. I got it. What’s this bring ball here? Okay, I have the ball. I have the ball loose the on ball Got it got it. I did it ball is here you [won]. Ahh? Ahh, [I] won. I didn’t even have to really do anything That’s awesome. Cheap metal 12 seconds hoping they get it in you best score. Oh But I need to try again Well doing you were great one [plate] wasn’t that hard don’t matter you [shocked] me [alone] next mission here okay. I need to prove my work, but [nick] ready for a real delivery this time Okay, okay. I got [it]. I got it. Yes, shut up leave me alone Which direction am I going in I never fucking [know] okay? Let’s poo Yes, okay. There’s the ball I got that at least I still going in the right Direction [I] Have no fucking idea. Where’s the ball gone [great] ball here what [oh]? In the fucking blue blazes am I supposed to do that. Oh this way? That’s that yeah that makes total sense actually Okay, so keep claiming clean came in Flamin there you go Where okay bring ball here? Yes? Oh? Yeah, I won. I think [I] just rained win anyway Look again help. What about 50 score 34 seconds I? Did it in the fucking best time? [I] got a fluffy metal? I didn’t just get a cheat a smooth shiny. [I] got a flopping Good I’m amazing Okay, oh, god. Oh, God. I got detected by a camera. It’s not bad. What does that mean next mission here, okay? I’m out See you later. Oh my God the sense of bounciness in this game is awesome. [don’t] slap me bro. Don’t tase me bro You motherfucker what does that mean standard immobilization for inappropriate Behavior entertainment is illegal, so please keep tabs Hey, I just got [immobilized] for a little minute. That’s fine. [I] mean, I probably need you to slow down here I would get a little too crazy more speed I Want all speed all day all day all time. That’s all day and all time together. I’ll take I’ll take on day, okay Give me your next mission [run] fucking ready for this Let’s get ready Jack’s about [to] fuck shit up. I don’t know where I’m going though. [it’s] [ready] apparently oh Shit, oh shit. Oh shit. That’s not good. [I] could have got a fucking marvel of time otherwise All the more than one. [oh] no, okay, where’s the ball [ring] ball here ring ball here You’re saying to bring the ball there [Villanova] [volley] okay? Oh, the game ball isn’t the same fucking place every time? They bring game all over here. I’m going over this way Nobody slow me down. Nobody stop me. [oh], Jesus. Oh, Jesus I’m holding shift [to] grind you motherfucker shit [it] [trades] so hard get back off Now it’s gone Books it won’t run or grab shit make up your mind. Okay here. We go. Oh my God That was fucking right next to me that time are you serious? I went all that distance for the same fucking area maybe [one] wall run up this You claimed it last time Come on. It was so well before I got a fluffy medal. Damn it and feel like I’m doing okay this time I’m starting to figure out like the mechanics And he’s just a small bit. There’s one down here. I Could just fall out. This is the one I brought it to last time So it’s fucking right next to me and I messed it up. Hey Do I have any jump pads [that] [I] can get back up with? Let’s go up this way, okay. I’m just off the plane I’m Gonna take my time a little anyway Instead of trying to get up in a super fucking crazy manner. I’m just going to do it I’m actually just going to do it Okay, there’s some all the way across here [Landen] Date, oh Run Direction Run Direction, why oh No, I thought that they were a thing. I could use fuck hello. Could you give me a left? I’m playing a lot boring Yeah, it’s okay. Bring ball over there. We’ve all over there. I can do that Was there a way quicker way [to] get into this fucking area [I]? Feel like there probably was they missed it completely Huh? Got it in got it in the fucking ball is miles away This is good. This is nice. [I] like this I like I [can] hold and shift when you jump or grind whatever the fuck you’re supposed to do Okay, here. We go here. [we] go here. We go. Yeah climb, please climb, please I? Lost oh my God. I’m not good at that Have I reached the fucking high enough rank yet? Go down to the sewers [which] one ranked 100 I don’t even know what my rank is If you like any to like learn the city and learn how to bounce around it better Like that kind of stuff I need to change that shit together [my] problem is when I get down on the lower levels like down here I find it really hard to get back up on to the higher level I Don’t know if there’s an easier way of doing it playing fucking terrible It’s fun though. It’s wonder burns around [life] if done, right like this a Shit, I mess it up like this fucks it up immediately my fuzz enjoys strong sensations They need to know that but as you see I don’t really have the appropriate strength to give him the walk of his Race I Have to bring your dog for a walk, okay This is a little [pet] [box] Okay, where am I bringing this play? I’m bribery [and] [up] for a walk. I’m actually bringing [him] for a fucking speedrun wow Holy fuck. Yes This is a fucking [shit]. I wanted This super speed [do] [it] [right] by missing like speed pads all over the fucking place Yay Slide that shit, bro Go to speed Pad there. Oh oh oh. Oh, I was backwards book okay? Come on. Climate climate climate climate climate climate change There’s nothing worse in games like this Then that feeling of losing your speed and momentum When you’re going super fast and then everything just stops you [for] reevaluate where you’re going. I hate that feeling That’s up. I guess I could just do that every time [oh] Where’s the [Pad] box are you fucking serious? Why why why why [you] over here now? What is even going on in my life fine [excel] do it? Thanks to Lewis? That is not what I bet the chip Let’s try that again. There was so much time in the middle of that. I could have been made of smaller a god [oh] [wow] How dare you get in the way of my [pawn]? I pray your bullshit again, but I swear to fuck Hello motherfuckers, Lisa don’t getting in my way this time [and] Yes There we fucking go it’s either speedy pads on the ground there that I keep missing but just do things Yes, wait, bring ball here. [oh] Just [that] thing got it got it got it got it got it got it and we’re going to go over here We actually even need to go over here [to] do school. Yeah, I do where fo else when I get up you come up. Yeah [we’re] doing much better this time dude And they’re over this grinder, ooh you can up here somehow ah Ah is there an easier way up? [play] now focusing please, okay Okay, it’s a little weird [it] says some [things] that Motherfucker get out my right It doesn’t even seem [like] it follows any sort of like clutter or parkour map or layout or anything. It’s just like Are you fucking serious? son of a bitch come on really ah What is this fucking game? You’re not I was right there. I was right there. Oh good Wait, isn’t it okay? I’m not going to complain too much because I feel like hardwood [is] just me being terrible at the fucking game But I really feel like it doesn’t follow on any sort of like map Everything is kinda left out into the open, and there’s so much chance for things to go wrong Okay, okay, last one last one. I won I did it. Okay. It’s just a matter of getting to practice in [there] only got this And I barely got that I almost just missed it [oh] boy, [oh] boy Maybe this episode of hover I like the idea of this game I really really do I like what it’s going for I like the style of it. I like everything that’s going on in it It’s just it’s so hard to get used to the controls in the map [cuz] I think if I wanted to go up there now [but] there were like the top of my head is I I don’t really know how [to] do that I could do like that, but I Feel like I’m constantly fighting the controls to go in certain directions [I] don’t know might be just a case of me getting used to it I
might need to look up some acute orioles or something to try and figure out if I’m doing anything wrong [that] or maybe when I Get more upgrades. I can do better Please don’t I mean Lucio 4 means that I’m ranked 4 and I 3 to rank 100 Is that what it means or maybe maybe first person camera would actually be better. Oh, God that’s fucking confusing That’s super confusing [ok] [oh] God, hi would that have helped for this section No, that’s way more fucking confusing than I would like oh my God Anyway, thank you guys [those] watches that sort of you liked it punch stomach banana face Wake up on and play the rope Thanks, a million years oh free running!