(upbeat music) ♪ HMM. (smooch) (whirring, ding) (whirring) (ding) (smooch) (beeping) (chuckles) (gasps) (growls) (growls) (inhales deeply) (joints creaking) (joints creaking) OH! (wailing) (beeping) (growls) (chuckles deviously) (chuckles) (laughs) (muffled shouting) (groaning) (stomach growling) (skateboard rolling) (soft chatter) (dishes and utensils clinking) (stomach growling) (soft chatter) (skateboard alarm beeps) (feet pattering) (feet skidding) DAH! GAH! (stomach growling) MM. MM-MM-MM-MM. MM. MM-MM-MM-MM. MM-MM. MM. MM. MM-HMM. (grumbling) (dishes clinking) (grunting) (pop) (growls) (claps) (screams) (grunting) (door slams) (wind blowing) (gulp) (continues muttering) (barking) (growls) (barking) (barking) (growls) (humming) MM! HA HA! (barking) (thud) (laughs) (duck squeaks) (humming) (squeak squeak) (chittering laugh) (barking) (angry panting) (ship rumbling) WHEW. (giggles) EEH. (beeping) (giggles) (terrified screams) (laughing) (screaming) (gasps) both: OH! AH! HM? (grumbles) HM? (struggles) (glass breaking) HUH? (growls) UH. UH. (giggles) HUH? (suction hissing) AGH! (chuckles) (beeping) (suction hissing) (metal clinks) (evil laugh) WAH-UGH! AAH! (washers humming) (squeaking) (fanfare plays) (shouting) chomp! (clinking) (whistling) (mumbling) (whistling) HMM. HMM? HMM?! (growls) slap! MMM! (giggling) MM-HMM! (giggling) YEAH! (giggling) WHOA! (groans) MMM! (mutters) (straining) AAH! AAH! (change clanks) (cash register bell rings) (magnet whistling) (coins clanking) (laughing) (laughing) (giggling) RRR! AH HA HA! (magnet buzzing) (screams) (buzzing) (laughing) (detergent glugging) HMM. (growls) HEH HEH HEH.
(smacking noise) (smooches) (gasps) (barking) AAH! (growls) (hammering) (panting) (heavenly chorus sings) AAH! DUUUHHH… MMM-MMM-MMM… AH! (growls) (popping noises) (spitting) (spitting) AAH! (spitting) UNH! UH-OH-UHH-OOH… (choking) (crying) HMM? (popping noises) (hollow clicking noises) AAH! (clicking noises) thock! (birds tweeting) (Pink Panther theme plays) ♪ (crunches) (snaps) (clanging noise) UHH… AAH! HYAH! HYAH! HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH… YEE-HAW! HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH… HMM? HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH… AAH! AAAAAAAHH… HYAH! HYAAAAAAAAAH! HMM? AAAAAAHH! doink! (grunts) (laughs nervously) (grunts) boing! AAAAAAHH! AAAA–AAAAAAHH… UNH…UNH! (slurping) (panting) ping! thwop! (muttering) (smooching) OH! (car alarm blaring) (grunting) HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH HEH. HMM. (crashing noise) HMM? HMM! HEH HEH. HMM? HUH? doink doink! GRRRR! HMM. HMM? (popping noise) HMM? HMM? HA HA HA
HA HA HA! HMM? HMM… (muttering) HEH HEH HEH. HUH? (muttering) HMM? GRRRR! AH! HEH HEH. (birds squawking) HEH HEH
HEH HEH. GRRRR! HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH. (muttering) (squishing noises) HUH? GRRR! UNH!
UNH! UNH! (engine starts) (tires screech) AAH! (crashing noise) (birds tweeting) HMM? GRRRR! (gulls squawking) (muttering) AAH! AH, HA HA HA… (growling) (splashing noise) (clattering) OH! (growls) (gulps) HA! (whimpers) (exhales) (bell dings) (gasps) AAH! HMM? (yells) (phone ringing) (indistinct chatter) YEAH! (dance music plays) AAH! (bowling pins clatter) HMM? AAH! AH, HA! AAH! AH. (doors crash) (smack) (doors flapping) (snoring, whistling) (flies buzzing) (mutters) (doors creak) (guitar music) ♪ (eye shade snaps) (snores) (snoring and whistling) (snaps) (snores) (sniffing) (snoring and whistling) (carrot crunching) (gulps) (whistling) (pants snap) (carrots crunching) (gulping) (whistles) (objects clattering) WHOO-HOO! (neighing and laughing) (lips puckering) (mutters) (horseshoes clanging) (nail creaking) (clanks) (clanks) (crashes) (crashes) (feet tapping) (tapping) (wood crunches) (clangs) (gagging) (thump) AHH. (bubbling) (exclamations) (giggling) both: YAH! (gagging and choking) (grunting) (groaning) (screaming) (gagging) (eerie whispering) (gasping and gagging) (gasping) (truck horn blaring) (buzzing) (giggling) BAH-AH-AH-AH. (gasping) BAH-AH-AH-AH. (wind blowing) (bleating) (whistle) (chuckling) UH… AAH! (squeak, squeak, squeak) EH? (squeak, squeak, squeak) (teeth chattering) (whistle) (braying) HMM. (whistle) (crowd cheering) (booing) (whistle) (chuckling) (chuckling) (slurp) (crowd booing) (whistle) (birds twittering) (crowd booing) (whistles, clears throat) (grunting) (grunting, groaning) (whistle) (Muzak playing) ♪ (crowd cheering) (electronic beeping) (splat) (crash) (wheezes) (tummy grumbling) (Italian accent) HELLO THERE! WELCOME TO
MAKE YOUR OWN
HAPPY CHEF PIZZA. IT’S GONNA MAKE YOU
VERY HAPPY IN THE TUMMY. BEFORE YOU MAKE THE PIZZA, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE
PLENTY OF COUNTER SPACE. GOOD. NOW OPEN YOUR
HAPPY CHEF PIZZA KIT. USE FLOUR AND WATER
TO MAKE THE
PIZZA DOUGH. NEXT, TO MAKE
YOUR DOUGH RISE, OPEN THE YEAST
AND ADD HALF
OF ITS CONTENTS TO THE DOUGH. (rumbling sound) MAKE SURE YOU
MORE THAN HALF. (vacuum cleaner running) TIME TO TURN
THE DOUGH INTO
PIZZA CRUST. FOR THE PERFECT SHAPE
AND THICKNESS, CAREFULLY LIFT THE DOUGH
WITH BOTH HANDS AND GIVE IT
A GOOD SPIN AS YOU TOSS IT
IN THE AIR. (birds chirping) AH! (camera shutter snapping) (sobbing) (air horn sounds) (groans) (dog barks) (air horn blares) (clattering) (chuckles) (groans) (yells) (screams, groans) (screams) (groaning) (crowd cheers) (screaming) (crowd cheers) (crowd boos) YAH! OOH! (crowd cheers) (electronic pulsing) WAH! (dog barks) (chomp) (grumbling) (disc beeping) (electronic beeping) (chuckles) (dog barks) (chomp) (crash) (yells) (clapping) (raspberries) (dog barks) (electric music plays) ♪ (thuds) (jazzy music continues) ♪ (struggling) (electric jazz melody) (jazzy duet) ♪ (electronic music) ♪ (upbeat jazzy music continues) ♪ (loud musical blast) AH! (yelling) UMPH! ♪ (shrieking) OOF! (pounding on glass) AGH! (growls) ♪ (bagpipes play) ♪ (bagpipe, accordion duet) ♪ (Latin music) ♪ (zills clacking) ♪ HEE HEE! (laughing) WHOA, WHOA. OH! (snaps) (whistling) ♪ (chuckling) (whistling continues) ♪ (Arabic music) ♪ (snake hisses) ♪ (musical fanfare) ♪ AAH! AAH! (laughs) (hoofbeats approaching) (horse whinnies) (grumbles) (giggling) (grumbles) (whistle blows, echoes) (laughs) (whistle blows) (laughs) (laughing) HEY. HUH? HEY! (grumbles) (gasps) AAH! OOF. HUH? (gasps) HMM? (growling) (fire crackling) (tweet) HM-HMM! (pounding, sawing) HA HA HA HA! MMM! HMM? HMM?
HMM? HMM? (pumpkin whooshing) (choir sings) (cheers and applause) HMM? RRR! (shouting) MMM! (tweet) (snaps fingers) (whistle blows) NNH! NNNH! HMM? HMM? HMM? AAH! NNH! NNH! NNH! AHH! NNH! AH! (pumpkin boinging) (boing boing) (straining) RRR! UGH! UNH! (boinging) HMM HMM! (pipe clanging) NNH UGH! NNH UGH! NNH UGH! HUH? (pipe creaks) (muttering) (pipe ratcheting) (straining and muttering) (pat pat) (cheers and applause) MM! (whistle blows) (whistle blows, dog barking) (dog whimpers) (barking) (baby crying) (child laughing) (whistle blows) (whistle blowing) (motor whirring) WHA– (whistle blowing) (laughing nervously)