There’s my girl Noticed you handing out some shekels. How would one get on that train? That was perdium from Philidelphia Ugh, that town smells like cheese steaks That town is full of history! Andrea’s the, uh, office bitch you’ll get used to her hmMMm creed I’m not offended by homosexuality In the 60s I made love to many many women often outdoors *eyebrow raise* in the mud and the rain and it’s possible a man slipped in would be no way of knowing. So, strike scream and run Alright, let’s try it. *Strikes, screams, and runs* Hey did one of you tell Stanley that I had asthma? Because I don’t If it gets out they won’t let me scuba If I can’t scuba, then w h a t s t h i s a l l b e e n a b o u t ? What am I working toward? Creed? Yes, sir? Everything okay? Everything’s cool, dude. I’m thirty. Well in November I’ll be thirty. That is Northern Lights Cannabis, Indica No, it’s marijuana. I may have inside information that someone is hiding drugs in this very office. Just pretend like we’re talking until the cops leave. Thanks, playing a little hooky from work today. oh my god How much do they want 300 dollars -What? No, I could get a fish for a five-cent worm. Oh, you’re paying way too much for worms, man. Who’s your worm guy? So hey, I wanna set you up with my daughter. Oh, I’m engaged to Pam. I thought you were gay. Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter? i d o n t k n o w Hey cus Heard you’re having money problems. No you didn’t Listen, I got the answer. You declare bankruptcy, all your problems go away. Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to William Charles Schneider. Creed, I noticed you don’t have a resolution on the board. What’s yours? I wanna do a cartwheel. They’re real casual, like, not make a big deal out of it, but I know everybody saw it. Just one stunning, gorgeous cartwheel. How’s it going? i’m having a little trouble motivating no if you do that i’m going to do that if you do that i’m going to do that if you do this i’m going to do that well what if I just did– y o u d o n t w a n t t o d o t h a t . *wtf* I’m just hiding out until all this stuff blows over. With Creed. Playing chess. At work. He’s winning. I feel like I’m describing a dream I had. yo Is this his new chair? No he hasn’t picked one yet. DAAAHT. When Pam gets Michael’s old chair, I get Pam’s old chair. Then I’ll have two chairs And only one to go. I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You get more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader. Whoa, awesome. L E T S P U T A S M I L E O N T H A T F A C E Dammit Creed I’ve been up since four! Real shame about Ed, huh? -Yeah Must really have you thinking. About what? The older you get, the bigger the chances you’re gonna die. You knew that Ed was decapitated. What? Dwight (whispering): really? He was drunk as a skunk, he was flying down route six, he slides under an eighteen-wheeler, pop it snaps right off. Oh my god… *impressed* That is the way to go. Instant death, very smart. You know, a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated. You’re thinking of a chicken. what did i say Someone complained that the men’s room is whites only, Stanley you know that’s not true I didn’t say that Then why is there a picture of a white man on the door? I already won the lottery. I was born in the U S of A, baby. And as backup I have a Swiss passport Does it hurt terribly? No, it’s not too bad. They had me on a lot of painkillers. Oh really what kind? Codeine? Vicodin? Percocet? Fentanyl? Oxycontin? Palladone I have no idea. *sigh of disgrace* Hey, Creed. Creed: Heyyyyyy, -Kid: What’s up Creed? Creed: What’re you guys up to? Ahhh, hellloooo -Kid: You’re the man, buddy. I run a small fake ID company from my car with a laminating machine that I swiped from the Sheriff’s station I understand that’s confusing Hey, brah, I’ve been meaning to ask you, Can we get some Red Bulls for these things? Sometimes a guy’s gotta ride the bull. amirite?? Later, skater. Look at where you’re going to be doing the cartwheel, so look where you’re going to be placing your hands. So pick a spot Creed: Mmhmm Michael: You’re ready to do this? Creed: Yes, sir. You know what? I’m gonna stay here as long as it takes Creed: I really appreciate that. Michael: Imma spot ya, imma spot you Michael: Go. I did it! You did? The perfect cartwheel. Okay, good. What a rush, that’s all I had to do all year. Congratulations. (creed’s face is gold right here) Well, alright see you tomorrow. Oh my god. I find it offensive. All natural, baby. That’s how I like ’em. Swing low, sweet Chariots. Kevin: Look at that. She’s totally flirting with him. Mmm, you don’t know that. Some people can’t help losing sexuality You ever noticed you can only lose two things? sexuality and pus. Man I tell ya. It’s a beautiful morning at Dunder-Mifflin. As I like to call it: Great Bratton. Keep it running. “Do I love being manager?” I love my kids, I love real estate, I love ceramics, I love my job, I love wrestling, Find out what language this is. wEsFLdLEE sBrrBd cLWsf NrR mSTw eEEeEmR. IIsT sTRr bObBsKaA. (german?) Nobody’s does this when Creed Bratton gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? *whispering* Creed Bratton I didn’t realize that everybody here dresses up every year. Me neither. It’s Halloween That is really really good timing. You told Toby that Creed has a distinct “old man smell?” I know exactly what he’s talking about. I sprouted mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious. But they smell like death. Can you tell us what happened? Um, I was walking to the building and this man asked me for directions, And, he was holding a map, and when I walked over, He had, IT out *whispering* on the map. Phyllis, you’re a married woman. The guy was just hanging brain, I mean what’s all the fuss? If that’s flashing then lock me up. The Taliban is the worst. Great heroin, though. Cool beans, man. I live by the quarry. We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there! Okay, team building. On this side of the room: Stanley, Phyllis, Jim, Ted, Elroy. And this side of the room: Pam, Meredith, Phyllis, Creed– He never called a meeting Everybody, this is Creed, and he is in charge of… Michael: something Creed: That is correct. Michael: Say hi to the kids. Creed: Hi kids. Michael: Yayyyy….. Have you ever seen a foot with four toes?? *kids going eww except for the one Chad running for a closer look* Stop it! Just no, no no, would you cut it out?! Bobody! Bo-BODY, what does the first B stand for? What are we doing? We’re making acronyms! Okay, what does the first B stand for? Kevin: uhm, BIZNISSZ Iiiii LIKEit BIZNIS! Good, Kevin. Alright, the O, We need a new manager. What are you doing in here? This is the woman’s room. You’re in here I pay for that privilege *yelling* IM A PRETTY NORMAL GUY, I DO ONE WEIRD THING, I LIKE TO GO IN THE WOMAN’S ROOM FOR NUMBER TWO. IVE BEEN CAUGHT SEVERAL TIMES, & I H A V E P A I D D E A R L Y. I remember it was very late at night, like 11:00, 11:30 Big fella comes in screaming about God knows what, I think maybe Halpbert had stolen his car, something like that So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels. Then Schrute grabs a can of hair spray and a lighter, You’re useless. Why do we as a society, hate old people so much? Because they’re lame. No! Creed, no, they are not! Jim. -Oh, cool. That’s from me. Great! Where’d you get it? I don’t know, it was so long ago. He obviously forgot to get me something. And then he went to his closet and dug out this little number Then threw in the bag. *no shame* Yep, that’s exactly what happened. Sorry I’m late boss, what’s going on? *in a retarded accent* Sir! There has been a murder, and you are suspect. Oh , okay. Hang on just a sec, lemme just settle in, and I’ll be right back. Very good! Very good. Now, no one was there, in the wine cellar, You know what, don’t even worry about it, everyone was so drunk, no one even remembers what you said. I remember. I blogged the whole thing. www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts Check it out. Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed’s brain, I opened up a word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I’ve read some of it. Even for the internet, it’s pretty shocking.

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100 thoughts on “Best of Creed – The Office US

  • August 27, 2019 at 3:34 am
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    English captions 3:16 "*wtf*"

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  • August 27, 2019 at 3:53 am
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    This is a lot better with captions on.

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  • August 27, 2019 at 4:47 am
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    the english subtitles are HILARIOUS !! (not the auto-generated one , just the regular english)

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  • August 27, 2019 at 7:02 am
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    10:52 in a retarded accent

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  • August 27, 2019 at 4:50 pm
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    If I can't scuba

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  • August 27, 2019 at 4:50 pm
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    Creed def has dementia

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  • August 27, 2019 at 5:08 pm
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    To whoever did the captions:
    Stop putting aesthetic in the text.

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  • August 27, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    What made Creed such a good character was that you always got the sense he had a very interesting life going on offscreen

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  • August 27, 2019 at 7:21 pm
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    I knew creed's wife and kids, and, for real, and he was the most abusive, out of control man I'd ever met.

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  • August 27, 2019 at 7:30 pm
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    That scene transition at 0:56 was so good

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  • August 27, 2019 at 8:21 pm
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    Creed: That is Northern Lights. Cannabis Indica
    Schrute:(In disappointment) No, its marijuana.

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  • August 27, 2019 at 9:55 pm
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    Idk why but I always hated creed in the office

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  • August 27, 2019 at 11:09 pm
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    When i opened the video i got a ad and the first word was nobody. Lol

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  • August 27, 2019 at 11:18 pm
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    Creed is great to watch in the background. Even when he’s not talking his looks are classic

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  • August 28, 2019 at 12:58 am
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    “If that’s flashing than lock me up” 😂😂

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  • August 28, 2019 at 1:30 am
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    Creed is a chaotic neutral

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  • August 28, 2019 at 3:38 am
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    Jim’s reaction at 5:16

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  • August 28, 2019 at 4:43 am
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    The s u b t i t l e s

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  • August 28, 2019 at 5:06 am
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    "Angela's the, uh, office bitch…"

    "… you'll get used to her."

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  • August 28, 2019 at 11:47 am
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    “He doesn’t have a wallet; I checked.”

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  • August 28, 2019 at 4:34 pm
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    7:22 wow shes fit

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  • August 28, 2019 at 6:15 pm
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    read the captions at 9:05

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  • August 28, 2019 at 7:20 pm
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    Whoever did these captions deserve all the gold yogurt cap medals.

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  • August 28, 2019 at 7:20 pm
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    Creed is such an underrated character

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  • August 28, 2019 at 7:31 pm
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    7:35 CREED IS THE SCRANTON STRANGLER

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  • August 28, 2019 at 8:25 pm
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    1:37 i love that Creed actually gave the name to a weed strain which makes it the most honest question ever. PS: Northern Lights is dope

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  • August 28, 2019 at 9:17 pm
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    0:53 bo3 zombies be like

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  • August 28, 2019 at 11:18 pm
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    Caption writer is a genius

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  • August 29, 2019 at 1:21 am
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    Anyone else notice at 10:55 the captions say "in a retarded accent" when he does his southern voice.

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  • August 29, 2019 at 6:10 am
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    If that is flashing ! Lock me up lmao what a line!

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  • August 29, 2019 at 7:28 am
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    10 million for Creed 😝
    My man

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  • August 29, 2019 at 9:34 am
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    Anybody seen the deleted scene where creed try’s to hook up Toby with a guy who has “amazing coffee that you snort”

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  • August 29, 2019 at 12:45 pm
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    Scuba

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  • August 29, 2019 at 2:17 pm
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    Petition for the next joker to be creed

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  • August 29, 2019 at 4:07 pm
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    6:43

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  • August 29, 2019 at 7:56 pm
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    S

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  • August 29, 2019 at 9:48 pm
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    My favourite’s when Creed’s doing the cart wheel. He’s so proud of himself. So wholesome.

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  • August 29, 2019 at 9:49 pm
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    whos your worm guy?

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  • August 30, 2019 at 12:12 am
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    Found out what language this is ; ritholykare klothnere mustow emer, de stor baaach

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  • August 30, 2019 at 1:04 am
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    Cool beans.

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  • August 30, 2019 at 1:41 am
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    therese is something very calimg in his voice i can like listen to hours, blaberring about gods know what.

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  • August 30, 2019 at 1:49 am
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    I gotta read those blogs.

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  • August 30, 2019 at 2:51 am
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    No one:
    Literally no body:
    Not a single soul:
    Captions at 10:51: *iN A rEtArDeD aCceNt*

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  • August 30, 2019 at 5:20 am
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    10:53 watch with subtitles

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  • August 30, 2019 at 7:14 am
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    “We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there”

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  • August 30, 2019 at 8:01 am
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    6:26 “All natural baby”

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  • August 30, 2019 at 10:02 am
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    3:16 turn on captions lol

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  • August 30, 2019 at 1:21 pm
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    L8r sk8r

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  • August 30, 2019 at 3:21 pm
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    Hey-o, everyone out there in SyberWorld. It’s old Creed Bratton coming at your again here from my perch as a Quality Assurance Manager at Dunder Mifflin paper. Just a few observations on the world around me. What do you guys think is the best kind of car? To me, you can’t beat motorcycles.  They’re small  and dangerous. I got into a car a…

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  • August 30, 2019 at 3:38 pm
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    Creed is SO attractive…. O_O <3

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  • August 30, 2019 at 4:35 pm
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    Creed being Creed is in itself funny 😂😂

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  • August 30, 2019 at 6:59 pm
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    I want to set you up with my daughter.
    I'm engaged to Pam.
    I thought you were gay?
    Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter?
    I don't know.

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  • August 30, 2019 at 8:33 pm
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    Yo 2:20 holy shit.

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  • August 30, 2019 at 8:43 pm
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    4:48 I can't tell you how many people i've gotten speechless with that lol thanks creed!

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  • August 31, 2019 at 3:44 am
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    09:39 Now I know where all the confusion on who's allowed to use men/womens bathroom…thing came along. Creed was elected to the democratic House of Representatives and pushed this through. OK, what district elected Creed?? It must somewhere near OAC's

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  • August 31, 2019 at 4:01 am
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    The captioning is amazing😂😂

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  • August 31, 2019 at 4:34 am
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    She’s the office bitch, you’ll get used to her

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  • August 31, 2019 at 4:56 am
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    This is literally every moment of Creed

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  • August 31, 2019 at 6:15 am
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    s08e09 17_38

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  • August 31, 2019 at 6:37 pm
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    whoever did captions I lobe u

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  • August 31, 2019 at 7:50 pm
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    Check out the captions at 6:10

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  • August 31, 2019 at 8:21 pm
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    0:49

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  • August 31, 2019 at 8:27 pm
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    i love the captions:
    wtf
    creeds face is gold right here

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  • August 31, 2019 at 10:25 pm
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    Andrea is the office bitch

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  • August 31, 2019 at 10:27 pm
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    lmao the captions

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  • August 31, 2019 at 11:39 pm
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    people talking about somebody that passed away
    Creed just comes in they got decapitated

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  • September 1, 2019 at 12:14 am
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    "so hey, i want to set you up with my daughter."

    "oh im engaged to Pam"

    "i thought you were gay"

    "then why would you want to set me up with your daughter? "

    "d o n t k n o w"

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  • September 1, 2019 at 1:18 am
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    Subtitles are gold.

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  • September 1, 2019 at 2:01 am
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    Strike scream and run.Little did I know those words would change my whole entire life.

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  • September 1, 2019 at 3:39 am
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    Papa Smurf

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  • September 1, 2019 at 4:03 am
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    0:49 turn on captions

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  • September 1, 2019 at 6:01 am
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    … when creed payed the 3 dollars for kelly's party with a 3 dollar bill.

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  • September 1, 2019 at 8:13 am
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    1:33 lllllllooooooooooolllllllllllllll

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  • September 1, 2019 at 10:56 am
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    10:54 retarded accent I’m dead

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  • September 1, 2019 at 2:27 pm
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    Slaps screams and runs

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  • September 1, 2019 at 3:18 pm
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    I still think one of his best moments was on Halloween when Michael was trying to fire someone and he refused to be fired

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  • September 1, 2019 at 3:52 pm
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    Captions make it so much better

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  • September 1, 2019 at 5:26 pm
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    Have captions (not the auto generated English, just "English") on and at 9:03 for some reason the captioner uses a meme to describe one of the kids getting a closer look at Creed's malformed foot.

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  • September 1, 2019 at 5:32 pm
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    Creed is the killer.

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  • September 1, 2019 at 5:51 pm
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    Swing low sweet chariots 😂

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  • September 1, 2019 at 6:33 pm
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    10:52 Captions: In a retarded accent

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  • September 1, 2019 at 7:31 pm
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    10:52 TURN ON THE CAPTIONS

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  • September 1, 2019 at 7:37 pm
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    Creed Thoughts!
    Hey-o, everyone out there in SyberWorld. It,s old Creed Bratton coming at you again, here from my perch as Quality Assurance Manager at Dunder Mifflin paper. Just a few observations on the world around me.

    What do you guys think is the best kind of car? To me, you can,t beat motorcycles. They,re small and dangerous.

    I got into a car a

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  • September 1, 2019 at 8:03 pm
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    Was it only me who noticed that Meredith was secretly turned on to see creed dressed up as joker ?

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  • September 2, 2019 at 1:27 am
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    creed is a really convincing Joker

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  • September 2, 2019 at 3:33 am
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    Everyone get comfortable this first song is half an hour long -CreEd BraTtON

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  • September 2, 2019 at 4:26 am
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    What are y’all doing in here this is the women’s room
    You’re in here
    I pay for that privilege 🤣

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  • September 2, 2019 at 4:31 am
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    10:52 put on closed captions what the hell is with and I quote “in a retarded accent”

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  • September 2, 2019 at 4:48 am
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    3:52 Halloween in 2008 be like

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  • September 2, 2019 at 9:12 am
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    10:52 subtitles "*in retarded accent*"

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  • September 2, 2019 at 10:40 am
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    my god he totally nailed the joker costume part. he would have been a good replacement for heath ledger.

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  • September 2, 2019 at 3:10 pm
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    LMAO! at 10:51 the subtitles read exactly this: *in a retarded accent There has been a murder, and you are the suspect.
    ~whose trolling in the subtitles?!?!?

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  • September 2, 2019 at 4:12 pm
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    hey-o, everyone out there in Syberworld, It,s old Creed Bratton
    coming at your again, here from my perch as a Quality Assurance Manager at Dunder Miffling paper Just a few observations on the
    world around me.

    What do you guys think is the best kind of car? to me, you can,t beat
    motorcycles. They,re small and dangerous.

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  • September 2, 2019 at 4:47 pm
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    4:03 Angela 😹

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  • September 2, 2019 at 5:06 pm
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    Crackhead energy

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  • September 2, 2019 at 5:16 pm
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    10:50 turn on captions 😭

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  • September 2, 2019 at 5:21 pm
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    10:53 LMAO turn on subtitles

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  • September 2, 2019 at 5:55 pm
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    3:16 turn on CC 😂

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  • September 2, 2019 at 7:21 pm
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    (German?)

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