yeah well Peter we circle right there Megan she's been fucking up all game and no no she blessed she's supposed to stay back that's a touchdown let's listen the head coach who's verbally beating her well Peter that is not a nice man right there I mean Megan did blow the coverage and oh no I think it's gonna happen a fuck again no Megan touchdown head coach his head might explode let's listen in and we cut over the opening T Frank Burns and I'm assuming a little bit of a late night last night Peter he doesn't look well let's just be honest I mean outside of his gut hanging over that belt line you know this guy loves to get fucked up but we are getting breaking news he did again like we said before go out with Daley he was caught smoking bogies sucking down cold ones and fucking trannies till 4:00 a.m. obviously they didn't stop drinking and now the crowd is really giving Frank's shit as you can hear this look at this and now something just came in we're getting breaking news he was doing snappers and packing dip ease with Duffner till 5:00 a.m. and I guess they didn't know if it was a he or she and Frank just said fuck it come home with me elitist daddy Goes Down Goes Frank's and he's a goner God we need football to come back Peter we are fucked well look at this replay here I'm convinced Steve Kerr's on drugs draymond green right here steps up my nephew's fucking leg oh wow he's all hurt makes his way to the sidelines now watch how long it takes Steve Kerr to notice the big man is down one-mississippi two-mississippi have I ever been to the orchids of Asia Spa 3 Mississippi 4 Mississippi five Mississippi he realizes it that he's baked well I haven't done this in a while but boy oh boy Peter it's time for the shitbag titty-fuck of the week we're baby of the year it's this guy Robert fucking Kraft I mean look at this talk about a guy who just wanted to get whacked off I mean look at we've all done it every guy on the planet Earth has if not I hate to say you're kind of a fucking loser but anyways Robert Kraft is living the best life he owns than doing good Patriots he's a fucking billionaire they get caught in a place called the oriental Day Spa who would ever thought the oriental fucking Day Spa was the thing that brought down Robert Kraft anywho Peter not actually now driving down a Jupiter Florida so we can check this place out and see if it's good the Yelp reviews are killing it right now anywho Robert we wish you the best of luck we love you or die hard Pats fans but that still makes you the shitbag titty-fuck of the week well Peter very special day for us my girlfriend Katie Kearney throwing out the first pitch former Miss Missouri we all know the boost she won't let us down everybody's watching let's see how she does Peter and here is the pitch and oh my fucking god Katie what was that I am mortified ladies and gentlemen if you're watching you may want to turn your heads let's take a look at the replay Peter what does she have a fucking imaginary friend over there dead left the old Robert Kraft special a hard tug to the left and you know what Katie's obviously not going to be too happy of me releasing his footage but after a youtube search there was no stopping me as this thing is probably the worst fucking throw we've ever seen in the history of throwing out first pitches I mean look let's be honest Bob the ninth to down you need somebody to close the game out it's carne or Helen Keller I'm going with option two well done Katie and the ball is saved and give it up – BAM – on one Derrick Jones on the right side all my goodness gracious are you kidding me I believe I can fly that is what he just said as Kelly Olynyk says I'm white I can't do that shit look at this extension and actually we're getting a note here from our producer we are no longer allowed to say I believe I can fly because the famous R Kelly we molested children and pissed on people that were underage it's just a no-go in the booth so we're gonna take that back and find a different expression to say we apologize for bringing up that sick fuck in the booth today anyways Bob and Peter if you're just joining us look at the extension as Derek Jones slams that one home and everybody all 15 people in the stands are on their feet here in Miami what a dunk and Rita's is the class act talented kid Peter oh no not again John fucking Belle scouting report on Belle Peter used to eat lead paint chips as a child and he still talks to imaginary friends that aren't there well all they wanted to do after a long night of partying was go home rip some more bangers drink some fireball sucked out some cold ones but wait a minute stop for gas not this time the name of the iron mask comes over with a pistol and tries to rob these boys but they had so much shit running through their bloodstream they said fuck it we're going all UFC style on this man and oil boy did it ever work and now folks we do not recommend this at home if a man has a gun I would just comply with his orders normally but when you're sacked from the club as they disarm the bad guys chase them back to the car and most likely these boys are going to the klinke because obviously you know they have cameras at mobile nowadays SOSE not the smartest apples in the tree that didn't even make fucking sense but five PI Bernie does the cops are on their way and they're shipping these two to prison and as for these four frat boys they're gonna go try and get laid then that's not gonna happen and the ball the right side they give it a whitey circus like money my goodness Michigan State on fucking fire meanwhile one of the members of the team looks like they got bit by a walker in the walking dead he's all fucked up whoa and we want to thank little Johnny for the make-a-wish Foundation for making his way in here oh goodness he's fucking dead his head is gone he's

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4 thoughts on “Best of Bob Menery Part 4

  • July 29, 2019 at 3:52 pm
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    This stuff is pure gold!

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  • July 29, 2019 at 3:52 pm
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    An old guy cussing out a female football player wearing a bra and panties for blown coverage is the most unexpected thing I’ve seen in a while.

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  • July 29, 2019 at 3:52 pm
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    Don't expect her to go deep if you can't

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  • July 29, 2019 at 3:52 pm
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    This ain’t Survivor!!!!!!!!

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