– [Caitlin] Thank you for calling Pizza Hut.
This is Caitlin. Will this be for carryout or delivery? – [Dunk] Uh… Neither. I don’t-
I don’t want anything. I’m not hungry. – [Caitlin] Ok, great!
Then don’t call here. – [Dunk] Uh… I don’t like pizza. – [Caitlin] Oh. Well, we have your phone number and your name. So we will be contacting the police. Thank you… – [Dunk] Thanks! (Phone Ringing) Hey!
I don’t want a pizza. I want tacos. – [Girl] Okay, well, this is Pizza Hut. If you want tacos, you’re gonna have to call somewhere else. – [Dunk] Should I call Taco Bell? – [Girl] Yeah… (Phone Ringing) – [Guy] Taco Bell. – [Dunk] Hey!
I want pizza. (hangs up) – [Dan] Pre-order your copy of “Kingdom Hearts III” here at GameStop. This is Dan.
How can I help you today? – [Count Dunkula] Ah, ah, ahh!!! It’s me… Dracula! Ah, ah, ah, ah, AHHH!!! I’m calling to see if you have the new Dracula videogame.
(Bram Stoker’s Dracula, 1993) – [Dan] Umm… I’m not familiar with the Dracula videogame. Which one would that be? – [Dunkula] You play as Dracula! Explore over 3 levels! – [Dan] Uh…
Do you know the name of the game? – [Dunk] It- “Hogan’s Castle.” (Phone Ringing) – [Mary] Thank you for calling Barnes & Noble.
This is Mary. How can I help you? – [Dunk] Hey! How do you get the Big Yoshi? – [Mary] Ok! Umm.
Is it a… stuffed animal? Or… – [Dunk] Yeah!
I mean, he’s- He’s sitting there. – [Mary] Okay… – [Dunk] I need the big one, though.
– [Mary] Umm… -[Dunk] You know. – [Mary] Ok!
And… Umm… Is there a specific… brand that that’s under?
Or is it just…? – [Dunk] BIG YOSHI. – [Mary] Ok! Umm… – [Dunk IN SPACE]
hey I'm looking for the new YOSHI game. – [Guy] For what system? – [Space Dunk] The Nintendo Wii... – [Guy] The Switch? – [Dunk] YEAH I'M IN SPACE – [Guy] Yoshi comes out March 29th. It’s not out yet, though. – [Dunk] YES – [Guy] Yes! Yeah! – [Dunk] THANK YOU. – [Guy] You’re welcome, man. – [Dunk] BYEEEE.
– [Guy] Pleased to hear your voice, sir. (The guy laughs) – [Greg] This is Greg speaking.
How can I help you? – [Dunk] Hey!
(Eating) You guys got yoshi?
(With mouth full) – [Greg] What was that?! (Crunch eating soung) – [Dunk] You guys got yoshi? – [Greg] Yoshi? – [Dunk] Yeah! – [Greg] For what? – [Dunk] Game Boy.
(Laughing) – [Greg] Game Boy?
Very specific.
(Laughing) Umm… There are many of those. Uh… Which Game Boy? (Dunkey laughs) -[Dunk] I give up. Bye-bye!
(Laughing) (Phone Ringing) – [Alex] Thank you for calling GameStop. This is Alex.
How can I help you? – [Dunggie Fils-Aimé] Hey, Alex! It’s me, Reggie. I’m just calling to let you know, that we are shipping to your store 100 copies of the latest installment in the Mario franchise. – [Alex] Okay. – [Dunggie] I gotta go now, Alex… and get back to playing Animal Crossing®: New Leaf™ on my Nintendo® 3DS™. Goodbye! – [Alex] Bye! (Phone Ringing) – [Angie] Thank you for calling GameStop, where you can pre-order your copy of Kingdom Hearts III. This is Angie.
How can I help you? BWAH BWAH Hello?
It’s me, Yoshi. (she hangs the phone) – [Landon] This is Landon.
How can I help you? – [Dunk] Hey, Landon.
It’s me, Jack Nicholson. I’m on set right now, for the movie “The Departed” and I’m looking for the game, “Hogan’s Castle.” Do you guys have that? – [Landon] I do not, Dunkey. But I might have Spaghetti and Meatballs, if you ask nicely. – [Dunk] Uh ohhh…
(Dunkey busted) (phone ringing) – [Daniel] Thank you for calling Los Banos’ GameStop, where you can pre-order MLB The Show 2019. This is Daniel.
How can I help you? (Dunkey makes honk noises) – [Dunk] Hey, man!
What’s going on? I’m on the highway right now. (imitating semi-truck honk sound) Umm, I’m calling to see if you guys got that new Yoshi game. (imitating car honking sound) (makes the sound of a sport car accelerating) (imitating different car sounds) – [Dunk] You guys got it? – [Daniel] Uh, I have, Uh, Yoshi’s Craft- Or to say… Yoshi’s Crafted World coming out in March. That’s all I got, though. – [Dunk] Yoshi’s Crappy World??? (A guy laughs on the background) – [Daniel] Crafted World. – [Dunk] Alright, put me down for ten of those. – [Adam] Thanks for calling GameStop.
[♪”Simian Segue” – Donkey Kong Country OST♪] This is Adam.
How may I help you? – [Dunk] Uh… Do you guys have the game Donkey Kong: Frozen Ape? – [Adam] The only thing that even pops up is Tropical Freeze, which came out last May.
(Dunkey raising the music’s volume during the call) – [Dunk] Yeah, I want 1 copy of Donkey Kong: Frozen Ape. – [Adam] I’m sorry. I can barely hear you with the music in the background. – [Dunk] Yeah, it’s really loud in here.
I’m sorry! You guys have the new Donkey Kong game? I’m looking for that. – [Adam] Well, uh, we have Donkey Kong: Tropical Freeze which came out last May. – [Dunk] Yeah! – [Adam] If that’s the one you’re looking. – [Dunk] Donkey Kong: Frozen Ape. Yeah! – [Adam] So, we got it in stock at $60 dollars plus tax. – [Dunk] $50 dollars? – [Adam] $60 dollars, plus tax. – [Dunk] $50 dollars. Incredible. – [Adam] 60! – [Dunk] $50 dollars. Wow. (Music stops)
(Phone Ringing) – [Billy] Good afternoon.
Thank you for calling Party City, where nobody has more party for less This is Billy.
How may I help you? – [Dunk] Hey! Can you type in… …”Big Yoshi” on Google Image Search for me? – [Billy] Type-? Type in what? It’s “BIG,” space Y-O-S-H-I. Should get a picture of a big green guy. – [Billy] Ok… Give me a second.
My- Uh, It’s loading… – [Dunk] Okay. – [Billy] Right… – [Dunk] Alright!
You see him now? – [Billy] Yeah… – [Dunk] Yoshi! That’s the sound he makes. I know!
(chuckle) Alright!
Bye-bye! – [Billy] Bye!
Have a good day. [OUTRO]
♪ “Kamek’s Theme” – Yoshi’s Island OST (SNES) ♪

BEEG BEEG YOSHI

100 thoughts on “BEEG BEEG YOSHI

  • August 16, 2019 at 12:06 pm
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    Yoshi is green, so is master chief, recap halo 5

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  • August 16, 2019 at 4:22 pm
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    Caitlyn has zero chill

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  • August 16, 2019 at 9:36 pm
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    Allow me to Introduce myself 3:09

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  • August 16, 2019 at 9:49 pm
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    the wholesome gamestop guy made me cry omfg

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  • August 16, 2019 at 10:01 pm
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    Please do more I love this

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  • August 17, 2019 at 1:34 am
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    Dunkey: i’m on the highway

    shows F1 car

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  • August 17, 2019 at 4:41 am
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    Katelynn is a botched abortion

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  • August 17, 2019 at 5:19 am
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    so apparently not wanting pizza is a federal crime now

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  • August 17, 2019 at 5:41 am
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    BEEG BEEG YOSHI

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  • August 17, 2019 at 3:31 pm
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    Taco Bell has pizza

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  • August 17, 2019 at 4:03 pm
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    Hello it’s me yoshi

    HANGS UP

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  • August 17, 2019 at 5:05 pm
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    He fucking knew it was dunkey.

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  • August 17, 2019 at 11:55 pm
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    “Hello Alex it is me Reggie”

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  • August 18, 2019 at 12:08 am
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    Blah, blah, Hello, it's me. Yoshi

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  • August 18, 2019 at 3:03 am
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    The echo shit killed me

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  • August 18, 2019 at 3:42 pm
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    second lady sad the whitest thing ever heard

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  • August 18, 2019 at 9:52 pm
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    Its 4 am help meh go to slep

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  • August 18, 2019 at 10:33 pm
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    Bruh dunkey I honestly cant beleive you don't like pizza but you stilled called a pizza place. If you were going to call the public, WHY DONT YOU WARN THEM ABOUT THE CLOUD PEOPLE? OPEN YOUR EYES, THE GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING POISON IN CHEMTRAILS, AND ITS MAKING MY CHILDREN GAY BUSH DID 9/11

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  • August 19, 2019 at 1:52 am
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    That first call tho😂😂😂

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  • August 19, 2019 at 2:19 am
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    1:30 this killed me

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  • August 19, 2019 at 2:46 am
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    Holy SHIT they’re rude! I better not catch my Domino’s employees ending a conversation with our customers the way that Pizza Hut bitch did, goddamn! Have a soul!

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  • August 19, 2019 at 1:51 pm
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    I love this video😂😂

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  • August 19, 2019 at 9:04 pm
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    3:25 he KNEW

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  • August 20, 2019 at 4:41 am
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    "I want some tacos"

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  • August 20, 2019 at 7:09 pm
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    i love how a few guys laughed and one of them knew who dunky was

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  • August 20, 2019 at 8:01 pm
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    I cannot take the Count seriously anymore after watching this video.

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  • August 21, 2019 at 3:52 am
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    Oh shit is this the world record holder for bowser's big bean burrito

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  • August 21, 2019 at 4:48 am
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    I love how chill the Gamestop people are.

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  • August 21, 2019 at 6:24 am
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    No one gonna ask the Yoshi game that has been released in March 29th???

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  • August 21, 2019 at 7:10 am
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    4:11 What's the song that he's playing from???

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  • August 21, 2019 at 5:06 pm
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    We need a part 2 of these

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  • August 21, 2019 at 5:55 pm
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    this is an all-time great

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  • August 21, 2019 at 7:23 pm
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    Dude. More of these, please. I’m having so much fucking trouble trying to find Hogan’s Castle and was wondering if you had any luck. Hope you have good night and someone to tuck you in tight and well.

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  • August 22, 2019 at 4:03 am
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    Taco Bell hung up for him asking for pizza? But they have Mexican pizza there.

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  • August 22, 2019 at 12:11 pm
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    Does anyone know the name of the music that plays at 4:18?
    Thanks in advance

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  • August 22, 2019 at 2:47 pm
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    T H E N I N T E N D O W i i

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  • August 22, 2019 at 7:16 pm
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    Who ever in top management would think "where you can pre-ord…" crap is something they should pick up the phone with should feel bad.

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  • August 22, 2019 at 9:23 pm
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    "I don't like Pizza"

    "Oh well we have your phone number and your name so we'll be contacting the police thenk yewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWW"

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  • August 22, 2019 at 10:18 pm
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    1:03 ur welcome

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  • August 23, 2019 at 12:31 am
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    I really hope this is real dude…

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  • August 23, 2019 at 2:05 am
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    Seriously I've been searching everywhere for DONKEY KONG: FROZEN APE
    anyone know where to get it?

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  • August 23, 2019 at 4:22 am
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    The idea of calling with a question and then giving up

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  • August 23, 2019 at 9:49 am
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    yoshi is donki

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  • August 23, 2019 at 1:00 pm
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    Sir this is Walgreens

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  • August 23, 2019 at 5:18 pm
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    I M I N S P A C E

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  • August 23, 2019 at 5:27 pm
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    5:25

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  • August 23, 2019 at 7:52 pm
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    the big big yoshi

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  • August 23, 2019 at 8:05 pm
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    dunkey channeling his inner LPC

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  • August 23, 2019 at 11:13 pm
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    uh

    oooooh

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  • August 23, 2019 at 11:20 pm
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    3:25 he sounds like the guy in fnaf pizeria simulator

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  • August 24, 2019 at 3:07 am
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    The first one made me cringe

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  • August 24, 2019 at 5:57 am
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    Now dassa big yoshi

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  • August 24, 2019 at 4:39 pm
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    TACO BELL HAS MEXICAN PIZZA

    WHY DID THAT MAN DISMISS YOU

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  • August 25, 2019 at 3:36 am
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    3:09

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  • August 25, 2019 at 1:05 pm
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    5:24 He sound so terrified XD

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  • August 25, 2019 at 7:09 pm
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    Los banos w00t

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  • August 25, 2019 at 7:52 pm
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    1:12
    Best line in all of youtube

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  • August 25, 2019 at 9:35 pm
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    this gotta be one of dunkeys best videos

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  • August 25, 2019 at 9:47 pm
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    BEEG BEEg YOSHI

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  • August 26, 2019 at 3:32 am
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    yall dont even wanna know what you get when you search just "beeg" on youtube

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  • August 27, 2019 at 4:00 am
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    Dunkey in the streets

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  • August 27, 2019 at 4:59 am
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    Music progressively gets louder

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  • August 27, 2019 at 7:29 am
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    H O G A N S C A S T L E

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  • August 27, 2019 at 11:50 am
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    The best part about this video is that it really makes you feel like Spider-Man

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  • August 27, 2019 at 12:59 pm
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    Please do more calls

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  • August 27, 2019 at 3:15 pm
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    What's the song at the end

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  • August 27, 2019 at 5:11 pm
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    like i smakin me piss my pants

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  • August 27, 2019 at 6:09 pm
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    my favorite video on youtube

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  • August 27, 2019 at 8:09 pm
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    Anebody know the name of the song at 4:19

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  • August 27, 2019 at 8:33 pm
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    How did 3 people do the English captions and not a single one of them noticed that the guy was called Graham and not Greg

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  • August 27, 2019 at 11:24 pm
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    Y O S H I
    that’s the sound he makes
    “I know”
    Ok bye bye

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  • August 27, 2019 at 11:55 pm
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    Contacting the police over a prank caller? LOL

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  • August 28, 2019 at 1:53 pm
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    I've finally found my favorite video on YouTube.

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  • August 28, 2019 at 4:09 pm
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    Reminds me of soundboard pranks.

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  • August 28, 2019 at 4:14 pm
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    I've watched this so many times already and YouTube is still recommending this to me

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  • August 28, 2019 at 7:16 pm
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    I love how wholesome these calls felt

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  • August 28, 2019 at 7:41 pm
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    That Pizza-Hut imployee should be fired.

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  • August 28, 2019 at 9:29 pm
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    What that game frame from at 0:56

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  • August 28, 2019 at 9:52 pm
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    BEEEEEEEG YOSHI

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  • August 28, 2019 at 10:22 pm
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    The Taco Bell one is actually a bit unprofessional if you take into account that they DO sell a product named "Mexican Pizza". I mean, being an employee I would've first asked if that's what he meant…

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  • August 28, 2019 at 10:45 pm
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    “Ya I want one copy of donkey Kong frozen ape”
    “I’m sorry I can barely hear you”
    “Yeah it’s really loud in here”

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  • August 29, 2019 at 2:55 pm
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    Don’t get dunkey high I guess

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  • August 29, 2019 at 5:45 pm
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    Cringing almost made my but blow up

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  • August 29, 2019 at 11:16 pm
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    MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • August 30, 2019 at 2:40 am
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    Yoshi
    Is a Yoshi
    Named Yoshi

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  • August 30, 2019 at 4:46 am
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    yoshi..

    that’s the sound it makes.

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  • August 30, 2019 at 6:57 pm
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    4:25 A Pikachu Sign is hidden in the background.

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  • August 30, 2019 at 11:02 pm
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    P E R F E C T I O N

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  • August 31, 2019 at 1:10 am
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    Blemp blemp

    Hello it’s me, Yoshi.

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  • August 31, 2019 at 2:47 am
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    This is almost unbearable. But just slightly bearable enough to watch

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  • August 31, 2019 at 3:00 am
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    Party City Guy for smash

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  • August 31, 2019 at 4:57 pm
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    “EXPLORE OVER THREE LEVELS!!!”

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  • August 31, 2019 at 10:13 pm
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    BEEG yoshi

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  • August 31, 2019 at 10:30 pm
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    Its rumored that in SM64 you can play as BEEG YOSHI if you recomplete all the stars 64 times

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  • August 31, 2019 at 11:58 pm
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    “Yeah I mean, he’s sittin there.”

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  • September 1, 2019 at 4:16 am
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    3:13 he KNEW

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  • September 1, 2019 at 6:40 am
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    March 29 so march 2029

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  • September 1, 2019 at 2:46 pm
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    Okay uhm

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  • September 1, 2019 at 6:54 pm
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    3:30 <3 4:53

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