– Crikey, do you see that stubby holder? – Let’s talk about that. (groovy theme music) Good mythical morning. – G’day mate.
– G’day. – I reckon today’s a bloody
great day to take a trip to the land down under. Of course, I’m talking about Australia. – Yes.
– And what you don’t know, is that we Aussies have a lot of slang that you have no idea of, alright. – I’d like to apologize
on behalf of Rhett to all of our Australian friends.
– What? – What I think he’s trying
to say is that there’s lots of slang used in Australia, and he’s gonna test me on it today. – Let’s play You Don’t Need to Be a Dingo to Speak This Lingo. Why are you apologizing, I mean that’s the perfect Australian accent. – I’m clapping, I’m clapping for you. – I worked on it all weekend. – This is great. – Okay, Link, I’m only gonna
use the Australian accent when I’m demonstrating
the slang, because I mean doing that much of a
spot-on Australian accent might intimidate the actual
Aussies who are watching. – Well it seems exhausting, like the level of energy required. – That’s 90$ of it.
– You’re burying calories trying to work that out. – Okay, so it is very
simple, I’m going to give you some Aussie slang, you’re
going to tell me what it means, there’s multiple choices. You have three lifelines, one is a dingo ate two of
my answers, that’s 50-50. One is ask an Outback Steakhouse waiter, we actually got one of those, we arranged it with the Outback. – They’re all very smart. – Or you can get a hint on the barbie. – Hint on the barbie.
– Where a hint will come out on the barbie. If you get five out of
eight of these correct, you win a song from Mike
and Alex on the didgeridoo, that is an Australian instrument, and I’m sure it will be lovely. – Hit me. – Here we go, me mate,
Kangaroo Willy could really use a haircut and a new pair of
jeans, cause he’s starting to look like a bogan.
– A bogan. Is a bogan a hippie, a redneck, a homeless person, or Brooke Hogan. – Is that The Hulkster’s daughter? – Yeah it is. She’s a lot of woman. – Man, hippie or, I’m
thinking hippie or redneck for this one, a bogan. An Australian redneck,
they talk about rednecks down there, so I’m gonna go with redneck. – Bingo, or dingo Link, you’re right. The technical definition
is a derogatory word used to describe a person
whose speech, clothing, attitude, and behavior
exemplify values and behavior considered unrefined, or unsophisticated. And no bogan has ever
described themself in that way. – No they haven’t. – Good start. – Well, I got one right. – Did you get a load of
Dingo Dan’s stubby holder? Dingo Dan is me other mate. Is a stubby holder,
– Stubby holder. – Stubby holder.
– Stubby holder. – No, that’s Cockney,
there’s a slight difference. Is it a pencil case, an ashtray, a beverage koozie, or tighty-whities? – Don’t you mean whitey-tighties? I’m feeling pretty strong
about this one that, man, I could see it being tighty-whities. I think, is a stubby a, like a beer? – A beer? – I’m gonna go with ashtray,
because it’s the burnt end of a cigar is a stubby. – You should have gone
with your instincts Link because it’s C, beverage
koozie, and you’re, – Oh it is?
– The koozie man. I would thought you
would totally know this. – There was a time in my life, – He would not, there was
a time you wouldn’t drink. – I had a cabinet of
koozies, just I don’t like my hand to get cold. – He wouldn’t touch a cold can. You’d go over to his
house, I mean everything, sometimes he just had em
on his hands like mittens. On a hot summer day in the
Outback, there’s nothing I enjoy more than a refreshing paddle pop. – Paddle pop.
– A paddle pop. – A paddle pop is a spanking. – A carbonated drink, a frozen
treat, a swim in the lake, or a knee injury received
while paddle boating? It happens, pop right out of joint. – Carbonated drink, like a soda pop. Paddle pop,
– Paddle pop. – Why don’t you pop in the
pond for a little paddle, that’s a stretch, swim in the lake. I don’t know, something’s telling me, I want a dingo to eat two of these babies. – Okay, Link, the dingo ate A and D. – Ooh, okay.
– You’re left with B and C. – That didn’t help me much. I’m still gonna go with swim in the lake, because, I don’t know, the
other two are too similar. – Because you’re wrong. It’s actually a frozen
treat, so in the same way that here in the US, we have,
– Like a popsicle. – A popsicle and it’s
so ubiquitous that now it’s a brand name, but everyone
calls it something else. In Australia, it’s a
paddle pop, and that is basically what they call a popsicle, it’s kind of like a fudgsicle really. But in 2010, the official, – A fudgsicle, that’s a wide fudgsicle. – Well no, it is pretty
wide, it’s like a paddle. But the official paddle pop
was decreased by 15% in 2010, so I don’t want it in America. – We only want bigger and
better, super size it. – The restaurant was nice,
and everyone had a good time, but can you believe the cakeage? What is cakeage?
– Can you believe the cakeage? – Is that when the waiter is
overly polite because they want a big tip, a fee
that a restaurants charges when you bring your own cake for a party, or massive quantities of food on a plate. Or, another or, the age of a cake, which is determined by counting the rings. – Cake age.
– Cake age, you got it. You got it. – Hmm, lots of cakeage here,
it’s like food carnage, massive quantities is feeling good to me. I’m gonna go with my instincts,
cause sometimes it does, C. – Wrong. – What is it man? – This is very surprising
to me, but it legitimately is a fee that a restaurant
charges when you bring your own cake, is this that
something happens in Australia, like they just love their cake so much that they’re bringing
it along to restaurants? – My nana would bring a
cake to The Olive Garden, to the Macaroni Grille. – I never noticed it. – To the Outback, she’d bring a cake. I’ve literally been at the
Outback, and my gramma’s shown up with a cake. – And they didn’t have cakeage. – They didn’t cakeage it. They’re not authentic guys,
not as authentic as we thought. – Well, great start, but
you’re doing poorly now. – Can turn it around with this one. – A hot dog ain’t a hot dog
without some dead horse on it. – Dead orse? – Is a dead horse,
– Dead horse. – Yeah, ketchup, mustard, relish, or a solid-hoofed plant-eating
domesticated mammal with a flowing mane and
tail that is deceased. – That would be a dead horse. A dead horse.
– You’ve got lifelines now. You need to use them,
I’m just letting you know I suggest that you do. – I’m thinking ketchup
because it’s bloody looking, relish and mustard don’t
come out of a horse, not the parts that I’ve
seen, but I will take a hint. – Okay, do you want a hint on the barbie? – Give me a hint on the barbie. – [Rhett] Okay, here you go. – Catch up outside, how bout that? Alright I am gonna stick with
A, ketchup, thanks Barbie. – That’s right, how bout dat. – How bout dat.
– How bout dat Link. – Catch up outside. – Sometimes I’m in the mood to
take a trip to the woop woop. – In the mood for some woop woop. – What is woop woop, is it
– Woop woop. – Memory lane, a tiny town
in the middle of nowhere, kissy-kissy time, or a tickle party? – Don’t do that to me. – Payback, that’s what they
call tickle party payback. – Touche, tickle-ay. I’m gonna say tickle party, no I’m gonna say kissy-kissy time. What are you laughing at,
it’s kissy-kissy time. Woop woop, having some woop woop, I mean. – It’s not, it’s a small town
in the middle of nowhere. – Woop woop.
– Yeah, and when they have a
gathering of the juggalos in woop woop it gets very confusing. Alight Link, I don’t
know what to tell you, just try harder. – I’ve never been to
Australia, I’d love to go. – If you get this question
wrong, you might spit the dummy. It helps to cross the eyes a
little bit, too, like this. – They love that, they love it. – Does spit the dummy mean
cry, feel embarrassed, throw a fit, or make out with Ryan Lochte? – Spit the dummy, I think
it’s gotta involve liquid, that would be cry, or throw a fit. Man, I need to ask the Outback waiter. – Oh, well we have one of those. Outback waiter, please come in. – Hey guys, how you doing tonight? – I’ll take the onion, of course. – Can I get you started with anything? – The onion.
– Water maybe? – I’ll take the onion, the
blooming freaking onion. – Alright, I’ll get one of those
started for you right away. – You should just come
out of with one of those. – Woah hey, you just lost your tip son. – Sorry man, it’s the last five minutes. – You just poured it into my woop woop. – Alright, so what is it Mister Onion? – I think spit the
dummy is throwing a fit. That’s just,
– Throwing a fit. – I’d trust him, he works at the Outback. – I do work at the Outback. – No liquid involved in throwing a fit. – Thanks
– You’re welcome. – We’re good, we’re fine, we
don’t need anything right now, just the bill, just the
bill, please bring the bill. – Because I saw him look on your laptop, I’m gonna go with his
answer, which is throw a fit. – That’s right because a
dummy, thank you, a dummy – You’re welcome, have a good night goes. – Is a pacifier in Australia,
so it’s like spitting the pacifier out and crying. – Oh, the dummy. – Alright Link,
– The binky. – You got one more, but it’s
just pride at this point. – Well, there’s not a
lot of that going around. – One thing I’ve never had to worry about is being up the duff. – Up the duff. – Is that unexpectedly
pregnant, crippled by debt, in a deep depression from loneliness, or romantically involved
with Hilary or Haylie Duff. Or both. – Why choose? – Well, one’s married now,
one’s divorced, opportunity. – I’m gonna go with up
the duff for the win, no win involved. – What, what, what in the world was? – Pregnancy. – You didn’t say that,
you just made a gesture and said the word again. I’m gonna go with the question. – This is the universal
symbol for pregnancy. – Okay, alright, I don’t
know what kind of winds you’re testing there, but. – I’ve been in the room
when they’ve tested for it. – You did something very wrong,
but you are very right Link, it is unexpectedly pregnant, but, – Up the duff, yeah.
– You still lose. But you know what, I’m
gonna let Mike and Alex play that didgeridoo song for
me, and you can listen in. – Yes, thank you for liking,
commenting, and subscribing. – You know what time it is. – Sorry Australians. – Hi, I’m Lauren. – And I’m Jackie. – [Together] And we’re
at Sydney Harbor Bridge, and the Sydney Opera House, and it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – If you wanna read a book
peppered with our slangauge, you should preorder Rhett and
Link’s Book of Mythicality from BookOfMythicality.com,
you’re gonna love it, do it. – And click through to Good Mythical More, where Mike and Alex are
gonna serenade Rhett with the didgeridoo, while I listen. – Gifticality, alright
we got a new charity. We’re gonna give $1,000 to
the American Refugee Committee to help them in their
mission to provide refugees with health, education, shelter,
and protection services. Join us in giving at arcrelief.org. – Thank you for being your mythical best. Click on the left to watch our show after the show, Good Mythical More. – [Rhett] Click on the right to watch another episode of Good Mythical Morning. – [Link] And click the circular
channel icon to subscribe. – [Rhett] Thanks for
being your mythical best.

Australian Slang You Should Know

100 thoughts on “Australian Slang You Should Know

  • February 23, 2017 at 10:54 am
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    It's funny watching this from Australia 😛

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  • December 17, 2018 at 3:10 pm
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    A lot of restaurants charge fees for bringing your own cake in the US, too, though I believe it's called a "cake-cutting fee."

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  • December 18, 2018 at 6:59 am
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    Watching this as an Australian is hilarious!

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  • December 18, 2018 at 6:04 pm
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    The only one I recognized was Bogan cus of the vaping bogan

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  • December 22, 2018 at 6:28 am
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    Ketchup and Tomato sauce are completely different.
    It is a rhyming slang dead horse – tomato sauce

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  • December 22, 2018 at 6:29 am
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    Cakeage? Never had to do this

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  • December 24, 2018 at 4:45 pm
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    Rhett has the voice!!!!! He got i down… West Aussie

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  • December 28, 2018 at 12:17 pm
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    Am I the only Australian that’s slightly offended???

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  • December 29, 2018 at 3:35 pm
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    G'day mate we dont speak like that

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  • January 1, 2019 at 12:52 pm
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    Why do us Australians sound like bear grills happy and enthusiastic 😅

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  • January 3, 2019 at 5:24 am
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    Stubby is beer

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  • January 4, 2019 at 3:37 am
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    good. very goood

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  • January 4, 2019 at 6:03 am
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    That’s the worst Australian assent ever

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  • January 4, 2019 at 8:45 am
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    Apology necessary.

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  • January 8, 2019 at 4:10 am
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    For Cakeage it’s for BIRTHDAYS

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  • January 10, 2019 at 2:26 am
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    As an Australian… my face is red from how many times I face palmed…

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  • January 11, 2019 at 9:44 am
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    I'm Australian and I am laughing so hard! 😂😂

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  • January 14, 2019 at 3:33 am
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    Dude, born in Australia, never once have I heard the word cakeage, legit thought it was a plate full off food like link guessed

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  • January 18, 2019 at 3:03 am
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    I CANT. I JUST CANT. ARGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG. Im just glad Rhett has researched SoMe StUfF so hes not TOTALLY clueless, but he should have shown link pictures.

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  • January 22, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    Links hair style looks like my brothers

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  • January 23, 2019 at 6:57 am
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    That's the worst Aussie accent I've ever heard

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  • January 24, 2019 at 5:18 am
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    Boy, what's a redneck? You need definitions for the answers in this thing and also, I am a true Australian and I have never heard of a stubby holder, cakeage, dead horse, woop woop, spitting the dummy or up the duff.
    Also Rhett's accent is hilarious, here in Australia if you speak like that everyone is going to know you are an american trying to fit in LOL.

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  • January 24, 2019 at 9:43 am
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    "I worked on it all weekend." Yes, Rhett, maybe you should have worked on it longer. I can say I live in Australia and only hear that voice when friends imitate other Australians.

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  • January 26, 2019 at 1:31 am
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    Nailed it Rhett

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  • January 30, 2019 at 10:24 am
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    Lol I’m Australian and it’s funny watching it from Here.

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  • February 2, 2019 at 3:26 am
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    Why is this video upside down

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  • February 2, 2019 at 4:13 pm
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    Fun fact: The guy who created Outback Steakhouse has never been to Australia 🇦🇺
    And I’ve never been to America so I guess we’re even.

    Love this game too, it taught me some things about my own country 🤣

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  • February 4, 2019 at 5:38 am
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    Literally never heard of cakeage in australia

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  • February 9, 2019 at 9:49 am
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    my best friend's great uncle or something along those lines invented the paddle pop, a proud moment

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  • February 9, 2019 at 10:11 am
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    Why do Australian accents always sound weird to me even though I'm Australian 🤔

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  • February 15, 2019 at 1:34 pm
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    It's kinda amusing to hear them do that terrible accent that we don't really use.. Who says ''Crikey" anymore?

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  • February 15, 2019 at 1:41 pm
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    I have never heard of half of these slang terms, and I'm Aussie. Who refers to Tomato Sauce as a 'Dead Horse'?

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  • February 20, 2019 at 12:50 pm
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    As an Aussie, I cringed while watching this. I also had a good laugh

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  • March 1, 2019 at 6:52 am
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    Rhett just stop… please for the love of Steve Irwin just stop

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  • March 1, 2019 at 10:46 pm
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    I thought that this hole video was so odd because I am watching this video in Australia

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  • March 3, 2019 at 5:41 am
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    As an aussie this was hilarious

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  • March 4, 2019 at 8:56 am
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    It funny cause im australian and i dont know anyone eho speaks like that 😀

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  • March 4, 2019 at 1:41 pm
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    WTF lol some of these fact are so wrong.

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  • March 5, 2019 at 3:35 am
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    Never heard of cakeage and I’m an Aussie

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  • March 5, 2019 at 11:25 am
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    No just no

    But yes

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  • March 8, 2019 at 10:25 pm
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    This is funny especially when I’m from Australia 🇦🇺

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  • March 8, 2019 at 11:55 pm
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    none of the woop woop answers were right, but you were close. Woop woop isn't a real place. It means "out in the middle of nowhere" or "Really far away"
    "I bought something online and had to drive all the way to bloody woop woop to get!"

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  • March 8, 2019 at 11:57 pm
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    Never heard of "cakeage" before. We go to the pub on birthdays and they give free birthday cake.

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  • March 9, 2019 at 12:03 am
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    I love when paddle pops had the prizes on the sticks. loved getting free paddle pops lol

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  • March 9, 2019 at 12:49 am
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    11:17 one of the funniest link moments ever 😂😂😂😂

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  • March 9, 2019 at 8:39 am
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    Rhett. Don't talk like an Aussie. This is cringy.

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  • March 9, 2019 at 2:42 pm
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    As an Australian, this was physically painful to watch lol

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  • March 10, 2019 at 7:07 am
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    Shout out to the Aussies out there

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  • March 10, 2019 at 11:52 am
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    lol, still way off guys, but funny to watch, thanks from us Aussies

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  • March 12, 2019 at 4:08 am
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    born and raised in aus and i have never heard of cakeage? we bring coles chocolate mud cakes to every occasion

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  • March 12, 2019 at 5:37 am
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    That Australian impression may have offended some people

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  • March 16, 2019 at 3:05 pm
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    don't try to do an aussie accent… please.. please.. Dammit.

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  • March 16, 2019 at 9:24 pm
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    I’m Australian and I cringed when I heard Rhett’s Aussie accent

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  • March 17, 2019 at 2:21 am
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    they aren't good at the accents at all

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  • March 18, 2019 at 9:35 am
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    um never said the word cakeage in my life, Auzzies dont say that

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  • March 19, 2019 at 12:17 pm
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    Cakeage is a fee to store a cake in a restaurant's fridge…bring an Eski and it's not a problem.

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  • March 20, 2019 at 9:55 am
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    ITS TOMATO SAUSE NOT KETCHUP

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  • March 21, 2019 at 8:18 am
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    Easiest questions

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  • March 23, 2019 at 4:45 am
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    This is cringeworthy im Australian

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  • March 26, 2019 at 9:11 pm
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    now im from britain and that australian accent is just a stereotypical british accent

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  • March 28, 2019 at 1:16 pm
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    I thought they would sing the Australian drinking song… till I realized it ain’t family friendly…

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  • April 2, 2019 at 8:55 am
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    im from australia nd its funny that this guys dont know the things i say most things.

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  • April 7, 2019 at 6:09 am
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    Paddle pop is a brand not slang

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  • April 8, 2019 at 6:18 pm
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    get Ozzyman on the show!!!

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  • April 13, 2019 at 12:31 am
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    Love the accent

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  • April 15, 2019 at 7:29 am
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    We don’t use ketchup in Australia it’s called tomato sauce

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  • April 17, 2019 at 8:42 am
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    There's to much American in your accent

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  • April 17, 2019 at 4:18 pm
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    ketchup and tomato sauce are entirely different you focking drongo

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  • April 19, 2019 at 9:58 am
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    Bogan in Canada is an offensive and ry racsist term used against Native Americans weird to see that its used differently in other cultures

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  • April 20, 2019 at 5:08 am
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    The funny thing is most of the answers are wrong a bogan is not a red neck like seriously where do the get this stuff from

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  • April 22, 2019 at 12:41 pm
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    Ok scarecrow

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  • April 24, 2019 at 1:07 pm
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    CRIKEY, DO YA SEE THAT STUBBY HOLDER?

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  • April 24, 2019 at 3:20 pm
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    Link you got like everything wrong 😂😂😂👓

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  • April 26, 2019 at 12:50 am
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    we don't talk like that

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  • April 29, 2019 at 3:17 am
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    9:52 “s**t”

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  • May 4, 2019 at 3:50 pm
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    Honestly, compared the average American… Rhett's Aussie accent is way better than most.

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  • May 8, 2019 at 8:26 pm
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    I’ve had cakeage and also wine-age? If you brought your own we had a 15$ and we HAD to charge also for slicing the cake for like 3$ a slice! It was ridiculous. I hated that job.

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  • May 12, 2019 at 4:07 am
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    0:13 oh no

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  • May 12, 2019 at 4:09 am
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    Yo it should be ask a Bunnings employer XD

    Like if u agree

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  • May 22, 2019 at 5:38 am
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    11:17

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  • May 29, 2019 at 2:07 am
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    Such a stereotype

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  • May 29, 2019 at 2:14 am
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    Im aussie…… never heard of cakeage

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  • May 30, 2019 at 4:04 am
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    Rhett’s impression of our country

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  • June 4, 2019 at 6:25 pm
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    Up the duff.

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  • June 5, 2019 at 12:41 pm
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    Omg rhetts Australian accent is probs the best I've heard lol

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  • June 11, 2019 at 6:21 am
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    We don’t speak like that

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  • June 16, 2019 at 1:56 am
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    Am I the only one who thought whoop whoop meant toilet??

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  • June 20, 2019 at 10:06 am
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    Rhett slaughtered our accent so bad 😂😂😂

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  • June 21, 2019 at 3:53 am
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    Theres actually a movie called, "Welcome To Woop Woop" it's set in Australia

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  • July 2, 2019 at 2:35 pm
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    perfect Australian accent lol u wish

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  • July 2, 2019 at 2:36 pm
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    who uses the word barbi

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  • July 9, 2019 at 1:45 am
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    Wait im australian and i thought bogan meant hippie

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  • July 13, 2019 at 9:23 am
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    To be honest, Rhett's Australian accent is better than most attempts by Americans.

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  • July 14, 2019 at 11:49 am
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    KETCHUP????????

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  • August 3, 2019 at 5:15 am
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    11:17…..WHAT?!?

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  • August 12, 2019 at 5:35 am
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    0:54 the way link was clapping reminded me of the nutty professor "Hercules Hercules Hercules"

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  • August 15, 2019 at 11:13 am
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    It’s “stubby cooler”

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  • August 16, 2019 at 9:15 am
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    As an Aussie… we don’t speak like this. Some are right but most of it… nope

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  • August 17, 2019 at 11:05 am
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    Im Australian and never even heard of most of these.

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