I CAN’T HELP BUT SEE YOU HAVE
THREE DISCREET LITTLE NECKLACES RIGHT HERE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
CAN WE TRY THEM ON? YOU WANT TO TAKE ONE AND YOU
TAKE ONE AND YOU TAKE ONE? HERE WE GO.>>THIS IS FROM THE HUNDRED. BEAUTIFUL. EY’RE HEAVERY. ARE HEAVY. HEAVIER THAN MY BRONZE. ( LAUGHTER )
>>James: YOU HAD OLYMPIC DREAMS WHEN YOU WERE A
YOUNGSTER.>>I DID. I WAS A FIGURE SKATER AND I
THOUGHT THAT WAS THE FIRST DREAM THAT I HAD CRUSHED BECAUSE OF A
GROWTH SPURT, I THINK.>>James: BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO
TALL?>>WELL I THINK THE SKIING WAS
AN ACROBATIC SPORT AND I DID MAYBE ONE AND A HALF AND I HAD
TO CUT THE DREAMS.>>James: YOU HAD NOTHING ELSE
TO FALL BACK ON?>>NOTHING. I WAS A TERRIBLE STUDENT. IT’S A MIRACLE THAT I AM DOING
WHAT I’M DOING.>>YOU HEIFER THINK ABOUT GOING
BACK TO IT?>>I WANT TO.>>James: I’D LOVE TO SEE IT. IT’S THE GREATEST EXERCISE.>>James: WE WOULD DO IT AS A
TAPED BIT IF YOU WANTED TO GO BACK AND BE A FIGURE SCART, ME
AND YOU. I’LL THROW YOU IN ONE OF
THOSE — BUT YOU HAVE TO COMMIT TO IT BECAUSE WHEN I ICE DANCE,
I LEAVE IT ALL ON THE ICE. I WILL NOT DO IT WITH SOMEONE
WHO IS DOING IT HALF-HEARTEDLY BECAUSE WHEN I SKATE, I SKATE TO
WIN. ( LAUGHTER )
THIS GUY KNOWS. HE HAD TO PULL OUT A 9.9 JUST TO
BEAT ME IN THE PARKINGT LO. AM I WRONG?>>YEAH, YEAH — NO. WAS VERY POOR.>>YOU DID REALLY —
>>James: I’LL TELL YOU THE WORST THING ABOUT IT IS I KNEW
I’M NOT A VERY FAST RUNNER. THIS DIDN’T COME AS A SHOCK TO
ME, BUT I DIDN’T KNOW I WAS THAT SLOW. ( LAUGHTER )
IN RIO, YOU MADE HISTORY WITH THE TRIPLE —
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) FOR ANYWHOWN DOESN’T KNOW,
EXPLAIN WHAT THE TRIPLE-TRIPLE IS.>>IT’S WINNING THE OLYMPICS
BACK-TO-BACK. I WON BEIJING AND THEN IN RIO
AND — ( APPLAUSE )
IT’S HARD, THOUGH.>>James: IS THAT PLAYING ON
YOUR MIND WHEN YOU’RE GOING INTO THE FINAL RACE OF, LIKE, YOU
KNOW, TRIPLE –>>I THINK DEFINITELY YOU THINK
ABOUT IT A LOT MORE BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T MESS UP THIS ONE. FIRST IT WOULD BE, LIKE, ALL
RIGHT, I GOT IT DONE. THEN YOU GO, IF I MESS UP NOW
IT’S NOT GOING TO LOOK GOOD ON ME. IT PUTS ADDED PRESSURE, BUT YOU
SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE CONFIDENCE. I’VE ALWAYS HAD CONFIDENCE IN
MYSELF AT EVERY POINT IN TIME NO MATTER WHAT, SO I JUST WENT OUT
AND DID WHAT I HAD TO DO.>>James: ARE YOU A LONG
DISTANCE GUY OR SPRINTING WHERE YOU THINK YOU’RE THE BEST ON THE
TRACK.>>I’M SURPRISED YOU’RE ASKING
ME THAT AFTER SEEING ME TODAY! ( LAUGHTER )
I DIP MY TOE INTO BOTH. IN FACT, WHEN I FIRST GOT TO
LOS ANGELES ABOUT 20 YEARS AGO, MY BROTHER AND I, LUKE, WE SAW
THAT THE L.A. MARATHON WAS COMING UP AND WE THOUGHT MAYBE
THAT WOULD BE A GOOD WAY TO GET TO KNOW THE CITY. AND, SO, WE RAN THE MARATHON,
AND WE RAN IT WITH NO TRAINING. ANTI-TRAINING, ACTUALLY. WE HAD A BIG FRIDAY NIGHT, AND
THEN THE MARATHON WAS ON SUNDAY, AND WE RAN IT, AND WE MADE IT
TO — WELL, FIRST, WE LITERALLY STOPPED AT A JACK IN THE BOX AT
MILE 13. ( LAUGHTER )
I SWEAR I HAD A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER AND FRENCH FRIES,
CURLY FRIES. AND THEN AT ABOUT MILE 19,
LUKE’S KNEES WERE TURNING BLUE. AND THEN WE GOT PICKED UP AT
MILE 21 BY SOME MEDICS AND STUFF. SO WE DIDN’T FINISH, BUT WE DID
SEE A LOT OF THE CITY, YEAH.

Athletic Feats w/ Allison Janney, Owen Wilson & Usain Bolt
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79 thoughts on “Athletic Feats w/ Allison Janney, Owen Wilson & Usain Bolt

  • September 28, 2016 at 8:35 am
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    FIRST MOTHERFUCKER

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  • September 28, 2016 at 8:35 am
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    Second

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  • September 28, 2016 at 8:35 am
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    And second

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  • September 28, 2016 at 8:35 am
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    And third

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  • September 28, 2016 at 8:36 am
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    Love being FIRST ๐Ÿ˜‹

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  • September 28, 2016 at 8:36 am
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    LOOK MOM! I'M A PYLON! ๐Ÿ˜€ /

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  • September 28, 2016 at 8:41 am
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    I was here before anyone after this message, deal with it…

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  • September 28, 2016 at 8:44 am
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    We'll never see the likes of Usain Bolt again. At least not in human form…

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  • September 28, 2016 at 8:45 am
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    Usain bolt did not want to give them his medals

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  • September 28, 2016 at 8:49 am
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    Allison Janney looks like she has smoked 2 packs a day from the age of 5

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  • September 28, 2016 at 8:56 am
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    In Canada a triple triple is a coffee :p

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  • September 28, 2016 at 9:03 am
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    Is bolt wearing the red Octobers ????????

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  • September 28, 2016 at 9:08 am
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    We will never see anyone like him in athletics again. He is the champion of champions and legend that will forever live on.

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  • September 28, 2016 at 9:12 am
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    Usain is NOT happy about them wearing his medals

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  • September 28, 2016 at 9:25 am
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    FIRST!!!

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  • September 28, 2016 at 9:28 am
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    I LOVE JAMES โ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธ

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  • September 28, 2016 at 9:35 am
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    Owen Wilson looks like a younger Donald Trump

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  • September 28, 2016 at 9:44 am
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    They shouldn't have worn his medals. Corden is an idiot for this

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  • September 28, 2016 at 10:12 am
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    1 in 7 Billion chances this guy's surname is Bolt. ONE.IN.7.BILLION.
    Let that sink in.

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  • September 28, 2016 at 10:36 am
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    So when will we get that ice skating video??

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  • September 28, 2016 at 10:43 am
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    Oh James never change!!! You big cuddly teddy bear. Watching you since Gavin and Stacey ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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  • September 28, 2016 at 11:10 am
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    Corden, you knob. Don't ask for his medal. He has worked all his life to wear them, and now you ask to wear them when you've done fuck all.

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  • September 28, 2016 at 11:13 am
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    This episode was made for me, my name is Allison and I'm from Jamaica. Idk who Wilson is but ๐Ÿ˜‘

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  • September 28, 2016 at 11:22 am
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    It's hard though 2:23

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  • September 28, 2016 at 12:02 pm
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    Bolt looks stoned.

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  • September 28, 2016 at 12:09 pm
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    So what if they wore his medals?!?! Bolt CLEARLY didn't have a problem with it!

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  • September 28, 2016 at 12:17 pm
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    Blades of Glory 2 with Allison Janney?

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  • September 28, 2016 at 1:35 pm
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    I don't understand why people are so mad they wore his medals ? Can someone explain that to me ? I mean if i were a gold medalist i wouldn't mind letting people wear them that doesn't prove anything ….

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  • September 28, 2016 at 1:40 pm
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    Allison Janney in an ice skating outfit, tight, chilli (nipples poking), hell yeah.

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  • September 28, 2016 at 2:19 pm
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    damn click bait, i thought it said athletes feet. i thought it was going to be about their feet.

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  • September 28, 2016 at 2:41 pm
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    I agree with most comments here. Usain is a historical figure and will always be the fastest man in the world. Unless somewhere out there named as uniquely as Bolt is destined to beat his record.

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  • September 28, 2016 at 2:57 pm
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    good god ….nitpicking fuckers in every comment section … fuck you guys … joy suckers!

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  • September 28, 2016 at 2:59 pm
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    Owen Wilson could play Donald Trump in a movie.

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  • September 28, 2016 at 3:13 pm
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    I would stop for lunch in a 26 mile marathon too, but no cheeseburger and curly fries.ย ย Not much a fan of running, personally…

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  • September 28, 2016 at 3:14 pm
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    Jamaicans stand up be proud Spanish town

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  • September 28, 2016 at 3:52 pm
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    The name is Bolt Lightning Bolt

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  • September 28, 2016 at 4:06 pm
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    And I thought Fallon's laugh was corny…

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  • September 28, 2016 at 4:08 pm
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    represent us well usain

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  • September 28, 2016 at 4:28 pm
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    Usain Bolt & Lighting McQueen.

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  • September 28, 2016 at 4:39 pm
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    James is talking about rolling deep!

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  • September 28, 2016 at 5:05 pm
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    wtf is wrong with Wilsons rose

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  • September 28, 2016 at 5:38 pm
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    1:13 The Iron Lotus

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  • September 28, 2016 at 6:23 pm
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    "this is the one from the 100" #seen

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  • September 28, 2016 at 6:58 pm
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    isint Owen Wilson dead

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  • September 28, 2016 at 7:28 pm
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    The fingerprints…

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  • September 28, 2016 at 10:06 pm
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    let's acknowledge that we have Usain Bolt and Lightning McQueen on the same couch…

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  • September 28, 2016 at 11:23 pm
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    That stupid old bitch keeps rubbing, tugging, and tossing Usain's gold medal in her hand and it keeps banging on her rusty old ring… WOMAN this gold medal is worth more than your life. Stop treating it with such disrespect!!!! I felt so f*cking bad for Usain while watching this… literally cringing the whole video.

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  • September 29, 2016 at 12:43 am
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    Where all my Jamaicans at??๐Ÿ˜Š

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  • September 29, 2016 at 1:52 am
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    Yes ! Bolt represent Jamaica .

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  • September 29, 2016 at 2:08 am
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    3:59 Usain's just like: amateurs

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  • September 29, 2016 at 3:30 am
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    usain bolt is barry allen

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  • September 29, 2016 at 5:01 am
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    ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒโค๏ธ

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  • September 29, 2016 at 5:40 am
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    Allison Janney is such a goddess I can't even

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  • September 29, 2016 at 7:10 am
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    That 50 year old man is the fastest on the planet? Damn.

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  • September 29, 2016 at 7:51 am
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    awww.. picturing young Owen & Luke.. "yeah… YEAH let's do the marathon… we'll get to know LA, see some sights. yeah let's do this. Alright! we should celebrate.. party tonight? totally.
    Come Sunday: Half way through – get rescued by the medic team. LOL love those two ๐Ÿ˜›

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  • September 29, 2016 at 9:42 am
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    Usain Bolt's hairline though…

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  • September 29, 2016 at 1:40 pm
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    Hilarious! I forgot how funny Owen Wilson is…

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  • September 29, 2016 at 1:59 pm
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    Don't think he cares, he seems pretty chilled

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  • September 29, 2016 at 7:48 pm
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    something I will never understand. I could never disrespect any person's accomplishment by wearing their medal around my neck.

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  • September 29, 2016 at 7:50 pm
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    doping

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  • September 29, 2016 at 8:49 pm
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    how did Owen Wilson get to mile 19 with no training is what I wanna know

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  • September 29, 2016 at 9:20 pm
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    how come when a celebrity is on one talk show, they suddenly seem to appear on every show? Allison for instance, i just watched her on Ellen!

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  • September 30, 2016 at 12:09 am
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    bolt mine man

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  • September 30, 2016 at 6:14 am
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    wha gwan my yute

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  • September 30, 2016 at 7:23 am
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    Owen Wilson ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป

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  • September 30, 2016 at 8:02 am
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    1:00 owen wilson wants that figure skating allison janney V.

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  • October 1, 2016 at 4:29 pm
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    Usain is looking at her like I'll fuck this bich

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  • October 3, 2016 at 5:53 pm
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    you guys are crazy. love you all. big fan.

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  • October 3, 2016 at 10:22 pm
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    I love Bolt!

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  • October 6, 2016 at 12:05 am
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    Owen Wilson's voice gives me life.

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  • November 5, 2016 at 6:51 am
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    usain bolt…

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  • May 9, 2017 at 6:09 am
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    Why didn't they talk about how Owen Wilson was a pro skateboarder before acting?

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  • May 26, 2017 at 1:01 pm
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    bolt looks high ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ

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  • July 15, 2017 at 2:36 am
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    No Battman Can't wear my medals not a rass

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  • October 26, 2017 at 3:01 am
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    I am 23 now and I can say Owen Wilson has not aged at all. He has been the same ever since I was 10..

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  • October 26, 2017 at 5:16 am
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    Allison Janney is the cool secretary from "10 things i hate about you"

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  • July 6, 2019 at 7:00 pm
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    I enjoyed your marathon story, Mr. Wilson.

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  • July 23, 2019 at 4:11 pm
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    I cringe at interviews like this. You got a human being in usian bolt, unlikely to witness ever again the things he did on the track and the times he finish on and the host is wasting our time on listening on their some half arse โ€œsportingโ€stories of the actors, that will be forgotten in 10yrs.

    You got Usain Bolt on your show, you should bask in the glory of his greatness. And all the attention should be on him.

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