apex legends the game that many turn to because of toxic behavior then overwatch well fuck you anyway it started like any normal game I was stuffing my face full of Doritos and the character select screen happy and the knowledge that I could consume a fistful before we had to land but then lifeline decided to pass the buck to me in my haste to get us somewhere decent I wiped my hands of my magnificent lumberjack beard painting it ginger a color that is treated in the same way in Scotland as the ancient Spartans did with babies that didn't look strong enough at birth unless she had a ghetto but I'm comfortable looking like a ginger nut after all the gene is in my mother and two of my brothers and I've taken great pleasure in reminding my siblings in puberty that they had a ridiculous red brochure and their meat and potatoes I congratulated myself on a smooth landing considering the circumstances and the normal game commenced the usual panic ensued you know the usual you find the gun before you get kicked to death and I was pleasantly surprised for once to get both a triple take and a wingman in quick succession I'm a shotgun kehna guy myself but this would do for now it wasn't long before our first firefight hopper t'aime downe this first enemy so we were off to a good start but was beginning to think that if I was having this much trouble but the trip will take at that range things possibly couldn't get any worse with the wingman so it was worth a pop at this point I thought everyone was happy perhaps we should have stayed in skull town but I just had the feeling that Thunderdome might not yet be looted so I made the call supply bins were looted a good sign so far and then I heard it hopper came what the fuck you doing come here okay so Timmy boy was a bit far away and he seemingly hadn't healed himself yeah I should have spoke to him and offered a few syringes but I was confused as to why he didn't just pop his ability anyway it was time to find the enemy that Mister Decapitator had already spawned idiot you're a fucking idiot mr. d was pretty upset with hopper Tim for being so far away from us I didn't think it was worth getting upset over at the time as it's not unusual to spread her and just get whatever leak you can all was well in a Thunderdome as I find myself an Eevee a bit short on the old ammo though but then happened like a coiled snake ready to sink my teeth into the jugular of my enemies I popped my ultimate but oh no wait are they oh who are you shouldn't stupid people he was shooting angrily at hopper Tim I had never ever seen an attempt at friendly fire before with randos but maybe though maybe it's just an accident I thought anyway back to skull town for a bit more loot things were quiet too quiet then mr. d started getting annoyed again at our positions come on play as a team were you running so I run back a bit to find out just how bad it was and then I just stayed a bit closer to appease his anger we're so separated players team please please stick together it seemed a bit odd to me that mr. D was following every path I took every building I entered why would he not just carve his own way across the whole of skull town so he can get his own loot how could a level 73 player cling to me like a helpless puppy it didn't make any sense with the ring soon to move and realizing that the pacing of my comrades was slower than I'd like I plan to run to the northeast to get herself into some combat Oh so hurry hurry hurry where is my chicken curry it solution came let's lose let's loot we're are so fucking dead you know that precision choke for the Peacekeeper things were starting to look up time to move on to the next area but then mr. d had had enough ok goodbye yg7 so ma b f h i'm tired of following you goodbye hey man what's the problem here what's wrong good what's wrong you're fuckin running running like a fucking headless chicken yeah man I'm Luton that's actually how you play the skin no you don't play this game like that okay then why don't you tell me how you play this game yeah that's what I thought you don't have a clue do you shut the fuck up you sound like you're having a really bad day man what happened to you okay what the fuck come here you motherfucker come here why are you running away hear me mondo just tell me where they are cuz if you ping them then I've come over to come here now they there's two more people to keep the Pingdom to me so I guess the earth Kingdom shut the fuck up man all the way to deceptor fuck up you have to pick up do you know how to pay muck do you know how to ping the enemies cuz that's all I'm asking do I know how to ping your another cheap player motherfucker so shut the fuck up yeah run away run away little chicken run away you can run away leave her pinky after that the rest was history mr. d decided to shoot at me shout at me and I'm pretty sure that after a while mr. d wanted to give me fuck you fuck you I'm so tired of following you we happened upon some enemies i pinged them from my team but Mr D didn't care you're you're so dead he actually sounded like he wanted me to die I was determined that my session wouldn't end with me having a bad game so I decided to jump into one more hoping for better teammates with me being the jumpmaster it seemed fittingly ironic that we landed straight into the Thunderdome which was the breeding ground for all those toxic insults from the last game not the greatest of starts trailer and havoc two guns that make me consider fisting enemy a-holes before shooting them but they would just have to do I wasn't going to give up my chances this easily lucky for me the guy has unbound jump from his keyboard peacekeeper finally things were looking up he moved on to the next box Spitfire now I had it I had the dream team of guns it was time to unleash the beast on whomever was dumb enough to face me but then I heard the arc star danger was close bullets were upon me it was go time a second victim sprung up from another dimension my first job was dumber than a double Mozambique loader I panicked swap to the Spitfire accidentally and should have wasted time and SWAT back I thought but no go with it and my tracking was yeah it was dog shit as I sat in my level one knock down paper shield my fragile ego recalled the previous game run away peachy perhaps he was right perhaps I am that little piggy just waiting to get fucked the unpurchased dysfunctional ineffectual expendable stupid Scottish bastard that is too old too blind to be mixing up with these quick reflex next-gen beast gamers as my teammate also failed to wraith I felt little comfort knowing that we would die together i pinged the Wraith to Bangalore who burst forth from the building with a peacekeeping and ended her tiny hitbox twin one of the existence hope filled my weedy heart as I said the words to myself you're not too old for this shit you didn't your motherfucking pride you know warrior fuck mr. d fuck him and is they saying bullshit fuck anyone that says you can't make anything of yourself fuck them and their mediocrity trying to make everyone as worthless as them we could do better we are better I started to wonder if I actually was a descendant of William Wallace but I was struggling for armor I had a blue helmet and white body armor this just wouldn't do it next legends is about taking risks a care package was coming i pinged it to my team whether or not they were coming I was gonna run for it because as mr. D said I have a fucking idiot turns out the care package was much further along than I thought so if I got into trouble here I would be on my own didn't matter we've made the decision we're gonna stick with it and I had my ultimate if things weren't really bad my heart skipped a beat when I saw the purple only to realize I was getting a level 3 fucking helmet and still had level 1 body armor dad I'm dead I thought time discover nearby buildings until the team catch up tak Sora sends me a message he's playing with his little brother that makes sense why the looting was moving a little bit slower and they were sticking together like a nun's knees we spot an enemy I lay down the most useless suppressive fire ever just to make sure he fucks off from that care package I take shots as I throw up and decide it's time to bring on the motherfucking hunt sprinting towards my enemies to catch them with their pants down only to meet one coming off the back of the building I guess they don't know that the game often looks like this to me but I tried to hit fight it with my dog ship vision and my will to overcome mr. dickheads toxicity prevailed finally a body shield my teammates get themselves into a fight I hesitate I can't decide whether I'm coming or going I panic then I decide too little too late I think but the enemy won't be ready for me even if they do overcome my squad I get there it was one guy outmatched but then I spot another half on that motherfucker with bullets yet that's my teammate hope no one saw that yep time to calm down precision chalk nice only three squads left another enemy shows up tax or takes them down there was no need for the hunt you stupid fuck oh well now there was just us and then normally at this point there's often three people in a remaining squad because that's how a lot of my almost wins just turn out ahead to the supply bins they have the high ground I run for cover we have to get to the rink 30 seconds left I spot one of them in the open of course he's got purple freak Adama the bastard grenades all around us it was like a war zone I've run with a mad man's beauty to meet my enemy in the open I wait to see if his friend will come he does now there was one I could feel victory in our grasp as I savored the victory full of excitement but remembering it was full of mistakes and full of dumb fuckery all I could really think was shove that right up your dick hole you toxic arsehole that's how winners win your motherfucking you can count on and only the tide comes in

APEX TALES: TOXIC PLAYER RAGED AT ME FOR LOOTING

34 thoughts on “APEX TALES: TOXIC PLAYER RAGED AT ME FOR LOOTING

  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    I wish I was on PC, you're a legend man. Fair play and teamwork 😋🇨🇮

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    I mean, he is a wraith main, so obviously he’s gonna be toxic

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    Most inspirational apex game I’ve ever watched

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    Sean Mcguire?

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    Walks to a building 5 seconds away from him
    MR.D: “come here motherfucker”
    There were litterally no enemies close and he still got mad for nothing

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    First time listening to your channel. Shit is hilarious. Got a subscriber!

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    Mr. D has serious trust issues after his dad left for a pack of cigarettes

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    Dude I had one guy who was talking hella shit about me just because I was looting the same boxes as him and he kept talking about I wasn't doing anything in the game and then he and his other friend who was also talking shit died and then of course I died as well because three people vs one is stupid hard especially with no ammo and heals and then come to find out the damage that we had done was just a bout even. I had less by about 50 or something and I didn't have a gun for a long period of time in the beginning

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    How do you make something sound so epic

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    Your the Joanna Cedia of gaming.

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    I played as bloodhound and theres my teammate who use octane just suddenly disturb me, he just really chasing me like trying to punch me (well it doesnt take any damage) but its really annoying

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    This vid is legendary

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    Love this guy- would love running a few rounds with this killer! Even if you are a little piggy! 😉😂👍

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    If he was a chicken then y the fuck did he oink

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    Be a good poet not a gamer

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    Sticking closer than a nun's knees…that's quite a quote

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    Hahahahhaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣 its so much fun to watch noop plays but its the opposite to play with them 🙂💔

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    Lifeline having a lots of fun

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    Im just dying here in Sweden and listening to you when got down first time 😂😂

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    He probably drink to much vodka

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    Is looting right next to him
    YeA rUnAwAy!!!11!1!1!

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    I love you dude. Lolll

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    Haven’t enjoyed a yt video like this one in a while

    I shall subscribe

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    0:06 sigh I guess players will never grow up…

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    This Commentary was fanominally amazing! Subbed!

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    You said comrade, i love you already.

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    Your commentary for this vid was fucking gold. " Like a coiled snake" "mr.d wanted to give me the d" hahahaha subbed

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    Fuckin hell youre a funny cunt YouTube recommendations have blessed my eyes. This is quality shit.

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:

    YouTube adds: sMoKeLeSs DoEsN't MeAn HaRmLeSs

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    Hahahahahaha loving the commentary mate! Too fucking funny 🤣🤣🤣

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