We’re back with Amy Schumer. It’s time to play Ellen’s
Burning Questions. I’m going to read a question,
and you will answer. The first thing that
pops into your mind, OK? After you answer the question,
then you will hit the button and move on. The button really doesn’t
do anything at all. It’s pointless, but it’s
exciting to do that. All right? Finish this sentence. I feel pretty when– I’m nude. Something no one
knows about you. I am a leprechaun. I wish I wasn’t scared to– Try drugs. Try lots of drugs. I’m scared. Yeah. Why, do you have something? You should be. No. Something you’re
obsessed with right now. The Great British
Baking Show Bake Off. Something you hate that
everyone else loves. Rod Stewart. You hate Rod Stewart? How come? How long has this been going on? My life. Have you– what about “Maggie
May” and “Mandolin Wind,” and– Can we get back
to the questions? OK. Craziest place you’ve had sex. My butt. What is the last thing
Jennifer Lawrence texted you? Oh, she said do you want
to get dinner tonight? Where are you right now? Never mind, I can’t get dinner. I have other plans. Before I even sent
her one text back. Who is your favorite
Kardashian and why? Oh, they change. But right now, Kim right now. I think it’s really
cool that she’s started to help out with
trying to end gun violence. Is that right? Yeah. Good for her. My spouse gives the best– Head. I just have to tell everyone,
her mom is in the audience. Listening to all of these– Oh that’s right. Your mom is just– Did you forget? I did forget. Can I take the stuff about
the butt and everything back? No. No? No. I think she’s heard worse. OK. Trust me I have. Sorry, Mom. The last lie you told. Who my favorite Kardashian was. What do you think your
dog thinks of you? I think she thinks that
I should shower more. [INAUDIBLE] Who was your childhood
celebrity crush? Joey from The New Kids,
and it still stands today. Someone you’d like to
do a love scene with. Joey from The New Kids. Today. What would your signature
fragrance be called? I Should Shower More. What body part of your
spouse’s is your favorite? It’s a tie between his penis– no, it’s his penis. What body part of
yours is your favorite? My penis. Oh my god. “I Feel Pretty” opens Friday. You should go see it, and take
your people, and daughters, and women. It’s a beautiful– Dogs. Take dogs. All of you should go see it. It’s really good. I Feel Pretty, it opens Friday. Hi, I’m Andy. Ellen asked me to remind you
to subscribe to her channel so you can see more
awesome videos– like videos of me getting scared
or saying embarrassing things, like ball peen hammer. And also some videos of
Ellen and other celebrities, if you’re into
that sort of thing. [BLEEP] God [BLEEP]

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100 thoughts on “Amy Schumer Answers Ellen’s Burning Questions

  • February 14, 2019 at 4:10 am
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    Too funny

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  • February 15, 2019 at 8:08 pm
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    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Love Amy!! Hahahaha

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  • February 16, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    Amy is so me

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  • February 17, 2019 at 7:29 am
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    1:29 isnt that the filipino actress roxanne barcelo?? or no?

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  • February 17, 2019 at 2:27 pm
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    I am really sorry, but I cannot stand Rod Stewart either, not that I know him personally.. but god… thank you Amy Schumer, to rid me of this guilt.

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  • February 18, 2019 at 3:08 am
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    Wow I never thought Ellen could achieve but she actually got two horrible comedians in the same room

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  • February 18, 2019 at 3:32 am
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    Wow I never thought Ellen could achieve but she actually got two horrible comedians in the same room

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  • February 18, 2019 at 12:53 pm
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    that hot guy at 1:27 was physically uncomfortable πŸ˜‚

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  • February 19, 2019 at 4:50 pm
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    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • February 19, 2019 at 7:19 pm
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    she is the funniest ever

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  • February 19, 2019 at 7:21 pm
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    she should get a longer burning question segment

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  • February 21, 2019 at 9:05 pm
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    Am i the only one that doesnt find her funny?

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  • February 22, 2019 at 5:55 am
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    Oh what is that Rox at 1:29?

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  • February 23, 2019 at 6:25 am
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    This type of humor isn't funny to me… Especially on the Ellen show, with your mom in the audience. But hey, people are laughing, so they must be amused.

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  • February 23, 2019 at 7:39 am
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    Take your uh people. What was she going to say?

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  • February 24, 2019 at 8:24 am
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    OMG I LOVE YOU AMY

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  • February 24, 2019 at 8:03 pm
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    This woman is brilliant

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  • February 25, 2019 at 1:09 pm
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    Just wow

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  • February 25, 2019 at 3:39 pm
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    Omg! Zero filter … her mom can't even πŸ˜›

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  • February 25, 2019 at 10:11 pm
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    Jesus Christ that was great

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  • February 27, 2019 at 1:29 am
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    Amy Achumer = lele pons so not funny

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  • March 3, 2019 at 9:24 am
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    1:19πŸ˜‚2:13πŸ˜‚3:18πŸ˜‚

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  • March 4, 2019 at 9:38 pm
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    i think ellen didn't disable comments for a reason , i hope amy sees

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  • March 7, 2019 at 7:08 pm
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    The best Burning Questions ever!!

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  • March 9, 2019 at 8:45 am
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    I'm laughing so much that I'm actually crying

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  • March 11, 2019 at 3:50 pm
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    She's very straight forward πŸ˜‚

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  • March 12, 2019 at 7:19 pm
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    SAVAGE πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • March 15, 2019 at 8:48 pm
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    Amy back at it again making unfunny jokes about Irish people and leprechauns

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  • March 17, 2019 at 2:42 am
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    Ellen:HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON
    Charlie puth: thank God you know atleast you know one song of mine

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  • March 21, 2019 at 1:21 am
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    dude in the background at 1:26– he has secrets.

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  • March 22, 2019 at 2:48 am
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    Amy cracks me up!

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  • March 28, 2019 at 2:45 pm
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    Is that Roxanne Barcelo in 1:29 ?

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  • March 28, 2019 at 4:47 pm
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    Who is that women sitting besides ellen πŸ˜‚ I seriously don't know…..?!?!?

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  • March 28, 2019 at 6:09 pm
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    AHAHAHAHAHA the best burning questiona.

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  • March 29, 2019 at 3:59 am
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    Hilarious

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  • April 1, 2019 at 5:24 pm
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    1:28 is that roxanne barselo? (i'm not sure bt the spelling), a filipina celebrity?

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  • April 3, 2019 at 4:48 am
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    'the always hilarious amy shumer' the desc. is low key a diss

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  • April 4, 2019 at 9:30 am
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    🀣 gotta love her

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  • April 5, 2019 at 11:14 am
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    1:18 the best answer ever πŸ˜‚

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  • April 11, 2019 at 4:41 pm
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    Philip Schifield and Holly Willoughby have let themselves go

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  • April 14, 2019 at 4:07 am
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    Jordan from NKOTB but good choice Amy😍

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  • April 17, 2019 at 3:04 am
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    I swear she’s my spirit human πŸ˜‚

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  • April 19, 2019 at 9:38 am
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    The tables look like AirPods

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  • April 19, 2019 at 11:01 am
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    Did i just saw Roxanne Barcelo (Filipino Actress) at 1:29 – 1:31?

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  • April 19, 2019 at 2:19 pm
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    Wait Amy has a peni….. um..? hahaha

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  • April 25, 2019 at 7:06 am
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    What’s the joke at 1:58?

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  • April 26, 2019 at 10:01 pm
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    Was that Roxanne Barcelo in 1:29?

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  • April 28, 2019 at 5:19 pm
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    She is extremely unfunny

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  • April 29, 2019 at 2:01 am
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    Me: hey can we play push the most buttons?
    Friend: ok πŸ˜›

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  • April 30, 2019 at 4:59 am
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    I had to go and do I go in just talk to your friend is going on

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  • April 30, 2019 at 10:24 am
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    Amy Schumer is the comedy queen of our new generation

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  • April 30, 2019 at 11:48 am
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    1:29 was that Roxanne Barcelo?

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  • April 30, 2019 at 8:26 pm
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    Amy Schumer is the best hahaha, i have watched this video more then 10 times and am still laughing

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  • May 1, 2019 at 11:16 pm
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    She tries way too hard to be funny….she is not

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  • May 3, 2019 at 7:36 pm
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    Love her😍😍

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  • May 4, 2019 at 12:19 pm
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    Thank you amy make me laugh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

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  • May 9, 2019 at 11:57 pm
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    Joey from the news kids

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  • May 10, 2019 at 12:19 pm
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    god she is the besttttt !!!!!!

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  • May 12, 2019 at 9:06 pm
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    😱 she is hilarious

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  • May 14, 2019 at 10:15 pm
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    That really made me laugh!…I mean…really!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • May 16, 2019 at 1:30 am
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    She was the best!!!

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  • May 16, 2019 at 4:33 pm
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    Don't you just love Amy!?

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  • May 16, 2019 at 9:38 pm
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    ANDYYYYY!!!!!

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  • May 17, 2019 at 5:40 pm
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    I LOVE HER πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • May 18, 2019 at 9:04 pm
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    i dislike rod stewart too

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  • May 19, 2019 at 3:20 pm
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    She doesn't shower !! Lol

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  • May 23, 2019 at 7:44 am
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    Roxy B spotted 1:29

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  • May 23, 2019 at 6:39 pm
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    M Y C R U S T Y V A G I N A

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  • May 30, 2019 at 3:49 pm
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    I don't think i wanna hear Amy Schumer's burnin answers πŸ˜’

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  • June 3, 2019 at 4:27 am
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    Amy Schumer sucks.

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  • June 7, 2019 at 3:51 pm
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    "My spouse gives the best…"

    "hEaD"

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • June 9, 2019 at 5:49 pm
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    ROD STEWART!
    Eww, me too… that "if you think I'm sexy" song grosses me out since the day I knew he sung that. Blehhhh! 🀒

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  • June 13, 2019 at 8:27 pm
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    The best thing I have ever seen !! ahaha

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  • June 14, 2019 at 8:12 am
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    1:29 the girl with the long hair is a filipina actress

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  • June 14, 2019 at 9:19 pm
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    i didn't get "HEAD" one, can someone explain ??

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  • June 16, 2019 at 8:44 am
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    I don't understand the problem of all the haters… Amy is REALLY goodβ™₯πŸ˜‚

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  • June 16, 2019 at 12:07 pm
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    She's really funny!

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  • June 19, 2019 at 8:50 pm
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    This is the world’s unfunniest women

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  • June 21, 2019 at 12:21 pm
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    Amy was so funny at the beginning

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  • June 23, 2019 at 6:11 am
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    I love how she’s not embarrassed

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  • June 24, 2019 at 5:36 am
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    I love Amy

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  • June 28, 2019 at 4:03 am
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    I cant believe she said that in front of her mom…mortified

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  • July 2, 2019 at 5:22 pm
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    hahhahahhahha omg Im screaming hahhahha

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  • July 6, 2019 at 6:28 pm
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    She’s not as unfunny as usual in this video

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  • July 11, 2019 at 11:52 pm
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    Well… at least she did not steal the jokes this time

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  • July 20, 2019 at 11:06 pm
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    This is the only time I've ever found amy Schumer funny

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  • July 22, 2019 at 5:18 pm
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    I just loooove her! πŸ˜‚

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  • July 24, 2019 at 10:57 pm
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    She is just being dirty like a middle schooler, it’s not even funny.

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  • July 25, 2019 at 3:15 am
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    i loved watch her show . thanks

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  • August 1, 2019 at 2:13 am
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    The two most unfunny ppl talking to each other

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  • August 1, 2019 at 11:35 pm
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    3:15 SOMEBODY ALREADY SAID THAT JOKE!!! I think..Kris.

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  • August 4, 2019 at 11:44 pm
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    If I had my own fragrance it would be called "Regret"

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  • August 8, 2019 at 12:08 am
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    You just way

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  • August 10, 2019 at 7:38 pm
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    Her serious face saying dirty things kills me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • August 19, 2019 at 7:42 pm
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    I do not understand her joke at all kindly please make sure the audience will understand your jokes πŸ€―πŸ€―πŸ€―πŸ˜‰

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  • August 20, 2019 at 2:17 am
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    She is real smart…and sharp

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  • August 20, 2019 at 9:29 am
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    My 2 favs!
    Ellen and Amy!!!

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  • August 23, 2019 at 9:31 pm
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    Amy was not funny

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  • August 24, 2019 at 4:26 pm
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    Lat you now am on my way

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