[Music] I’m fighting for the woods I don’t know what I did did a lot of times they’ve they’ve got me out of a lot of when it hits the fan and it all goes south I know where to go I come out here cuz ain’t no doubt in my mind don’t matter what happens come on out here [Music] we’re gonna start a story you start at the inner right long time ago and the land not too far far away I’ve born into broke-ass family with absolutely nothing than her name well mama worked for jobs well she’s working as much as she is eyeliner not a shoot shotguns I learned how to climb trees on time chased down rabbits I learn how to smoke out squirrels I learned the woods well I don’t really know how to describe why I can’t live in a city thank you can’t deal with a bunch of people traffic and everything else just drives me nuts I gotta be outside and this Rob pretty much become me bit lot to lots of amazing experiences out here I lost my virginity in this bottle body of water or own it over a lays the pier and that’s where please fishing and you know how that goes [Music] my mama hates red smell the way only kind of my daddy’s right now and when they got a divorce I feel like this let them took off [Applause] that’s that’s how I got away you know they I didn’t my hated that they’re miserable I just I couldn’t get alone with them no matter how hard I tried I hate the woods and I never look back [Music] [Applause] I’ve never been big on time and if you keep track of time time will keep track to Eve so I just forget you know love that I didn’t I didn’t know how old I was after you live in the woods for two years I think you kind of gained a certain appreciation for the world of a21 what month is it in life experience a more old [Music] I’ll live doctor for as long as I possibly could the plan was live out there till I was old enough or they couldn’t tell me I had to go back to mom and kittens she’s built Lin too and I mean I was happy out there you know I ain’t good I eat better than the average American I want two years I ain’t hardly no vegetables why I mean mostly this right here just good old-fashioned lean meat pure 100% me Treacher I never was scared to sleep out in the woods and never was scared to be out there by myself because it’s it felt safer and being at my parents house I had dreams about my mama smother me with a pillow she was holding a pillow that’s how I love you put it down smother me I didn’t understand it I still really don’t but just like every good story there’s a plot twist I met a girl and this girl was something else I first I’d been first time I laid eyes on her she was standing in the water about bellybutton deep she had a camo bikini top on and she had a boner hey go back though how that’s kind of sexy just that I’m gonna go talk to her bullshitted for a while well she wound up coming out there nearly every day with it hanging out blowing up needless to say we fell in love and started having sex well she got pregnant and that’s when I decided it was time to come out of the woods I got a job with my uncle and I worked for a while up until March of this year great years she decided she didn’t want to be married no more then she laughed and took him with her she says it’s because she hates me he won’t never know who his daddy is plus she told my mama they’re gone I’m alone and did all I noted it I hit the woods again [Music] I’ve got more ammunition than I even really know be honest with you I’m preparing for World War three cuz if it don’t come that’s when I’ll be surprised so if was hit the fan and all these sumbitches start dropping from the sky like an Red Dawn I’d be laying that ain’t poppin when I was a little kid I discovered this hole and I crawled down just to check it out that’s when I realized that if I hide – I could live down here and it wouldn’t be it wouldn’t be all that bad but how many of you feel safe down here you know you feel like painting nothing gets you only kind of ain’t but one way in and one way out the walls are solid it takes something crazy to get through these walls [Music] I can’t tell you what stock market looks like right now I can’t even really tell you what the the stock market is I tell you this when it hits the fan and you’re all in the houses with no power and you miserable I’ll be out here a smile on my face [Music]

Alone in the Woods: Harmony Korine’s The Legend of Cambo (Full Length)
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100 thoughts on “Alone in the Woods: Harmony Korine’s The Legend of Cambo (Full Length)

  • July 9, 2019 at 8:00 am
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    I hope he doesn’t fuckin live in that hole that motherfucker goes in there when a big storm comes hell drown and ain’t no one gonna find him

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  • July 9, 2019 at 4:19 pm
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    Wonder what his sister looked like… anyways, it’s cool they fished together on that there body of water…🤪

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  • July 9, 2019 at 9:17 pm
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    Coulda got a lot more meat off that catfish,but the guy figured it out

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  • July 9, 2019 at 10:29 pm
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    He owes a shitload of child support

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  • July 10, 2019 at 1:49 am
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    Hope he is doing well

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  • July 10, 2019 at 1:03 pm
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    I just want to know what happened to him after he got shot I can't figure out anything and I'm scared for him

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  • July 10, 2019 at 4:23 pm
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    Hell that is kinda sexy 🤣🤣

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  • July 10, 2019 at 4:46 pm
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    Ill be laying right here popping motherfuckers with my single shot 20 ga lol. Dude would die pretty fast using that gun.

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  • July 10, 2019 at 5:59 pm
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    Poppin mufuggers😂

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  • July 10, 2019 at 7:03 pm
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    I like this guy.

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  • July 10, 2019 at 11:03 pm
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    If you’re going to put a clip of him pretending to shoot the gun at least make it look somewhat real

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  • July 11, 2019 at 12:36 am
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    "well she got pregnated and thats about time i come outta the woods"

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  • July 11, 2019 at 1:20 am
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    hes the type of person i would love to hang out with in the nature. no doubt about it, such a down to earth guy , awesome.
    cheers from germany cambo !

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  • July 11, 2019 at 1:44 am
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    Good guy , sounds like a good life !!!!
    Hope he has a relationship with his son, if not now, in the future .

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  • July 11, 2019 at 5:39 am
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    Damn what’s the fishing move

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  • July 11, 2019 at 11:16 pm
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    dude is probably happier than a majority of the rest of us

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  • July 12, 2019 at 6:10 am
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    I wanna find this guy and chill

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  • July 12, 2019 at 2:44 pm
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    He’s the real life modern day Huckleberry

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  • July 12, 2019 at 5:26 pm
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    That kid has more america in him than america !

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  • July 12, 2019 at 10:43 pm
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    She got pregnated !

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  • July 13, 2019 at 6:46 pm
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    "Shegot pregnated"…

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  • July 13, 2019 at 10:03 pm
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    she got pregnated hah i wish i could have that complete freedom keep living the real dream cambo

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  • July 13, 2019 at 10:06 pm
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    i cant tell you what the stock market looks like right now, i cant even really tell you wtf the stock market is haha what an amazing dude

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  • July 14, 2019 at 12:23 am
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    This man is living true to nature. Nothing but respect. When society falters, nature always provides.

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  • July 14, 2019 at 4:48 am
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    Not sure if i want to run into him in the woods…😶

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  • July 14, 2019 at 6:51 am
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    If your some type of European you would die in a matter of seconds

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  • July 14, 2019 at 11:49 am
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    bro, vice came to my state…

    lets gooooo

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  • July 14, 2019 at 12:22 pm
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    I love country folks. The woods will take care of you. You can get everything you need from the River.

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  • July 14, 2019 at 2:26 pm
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    I couldn't live on catfish.

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  • July 14, 2019 at 9:38 pm
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    Keep blowing shit up and shooting your guns at nothing, I'm sure that won't scare the wildlife away.

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  • July 15, 2019 at 5:14 am
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    Lol this is fake yall chill with the racism

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  • July 16, 2019 at 7:02 am
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    Is this what they mean when they say "White Privilege"?

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  • July 16, 2019 at 10:23 am
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    All bullshit….

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  • July 16, 2019 at 6:20 pm
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    Cletus from gta v

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  • July 16, 2019 at 10:14 pm
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    Well he’s gonna have to figure out how to shoot rocks out of those guns sooner or later cuz bullets/shells don’t grow on trees. You know there are social services available where this boy could be on wall street in 5 years dressed in a suit driving a B’mer …. nahhhhh stay in the woods kid nvr mind sounds horrible now that I think about it

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  • July 17, 2019 at 2:18 am
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    Hold a pillow over someone's face for 10 minutes and they will stop being an asshole

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  • July 17, 2019 at 3:33 pm
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    What a humble guy

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  • July 17, 2019 at 9:07 pm
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    How did Ik he was from Alabama. Surprised he’s not called Cletus or something. 🤣😂😂

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  • July 17, 2019 at 11:30 pm
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    Trump supporters, lol.

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  • July 18, 2019 at 3:38 am
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    Cool dude.

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  • July 18, 2019 at 5:05 am
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    How the fuck did he get a girl? Someone wanna explain what I’ve been doing wrong.

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  • July 18, 2019 at 7:40 am
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    Damn when I feel like shit hits the fan In my life I look back at this. Nothing wrong with this. Laying back an enjoy life. It is what it is.

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  • July 18, 2019 at 9:28 am
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    Somehow he lost his V card and had a kid without any friends or social life while I’m here laying in bed doing jack shit. Fuck I gotta do stuff😂🤣

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  • July 18, 2019 at 1:42 pm
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    Do you have marijuana?
    Id joined you bruh

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  • July 18, 2019 at 3:13 pm
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    Is there a longer video or an update?

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  • July 18, 2019 at 5:41 pm
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    He ain't go no bullets in that lil Derringer in his pocket he's full of shit

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  • July 18, 2019 at 8:12 pm
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    Where s he get Pussy ?

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  • July 19, 2019 at 7:24 pm
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    What happened to him after he got shot did he die or is he still alive

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  • July 20, 2019 at 11:17 am
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    He said fuck it and played minecraft for 2 years

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  • July 20, 2019 at 1:28 pm
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    I dig the hell out of this kid he doesn’t need or want much

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  • July 20, 2019 at 2:42 pm
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    Obviously in Albama😂😂😂he prolly sleeps wit his cousin😂😂

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  • July 21, 2019 at 4:11 am
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    Yee yee

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  • July 21, 2019 at 8:17 am
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    8:44 song?

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  • July 21, 2019 at 8:27 am
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    Little Fallout Cave-neat!!
    Powder he surely knows how to make. What he doin in the last pic at end? Clean his gun or lite a pipe? I wish him the best but comment section will prolly stomp him and those are City folks who lnow nuthin how hard that life is. I can only imagine.
    He living with nature,not depleting all natural resources and moving on like parasites. If we all lived with nature not bending it to our will then destroying it once it stops giving (Monsanto Shell Style💀)
    and follow Gods 10 easy commandments this earth a good place not end times 5G HAARP style. Well,too late now. Noone stood up and united…😖

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  • July 21, 2019 at 9:38 am
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    99% of the negative comments are from yankees who are prejudice against southerners because they dare to have their own culture. It's that superiority complex that shows a lack of morals.

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  • July 22, 2019 at 10:09 am
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    He for sure be fucking some cousins on is free time

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  • July 22, 2019 at 4:00 pm
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    He lost his virginity to his cousin on that water

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  • July 23, 2019 at 2:03 am
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    His friend is big foot

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  • July 24, 2019 at 5:55 am
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    He needs to use and learn the benefits of a small caliber to large bore rifle. Shotguns have a limited use other than putting birds and fish on the table or extreme close up protection. Learn and practice the triad of self defense, sporting and military weaponry. You don't have to be a crazy survivalist to know how to use the correct weapon for the job at hand, lol.

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  • July 24, 2019 at 10:04 pm
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    Wonder whatever happen to him

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  • July 25, 2019 at 9:02 am
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    I'd hang out with this guy. Seems chill as fuck.

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  • July 25, 2019 at 11:49 pm
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    He sounds like forest

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  • July 26, 2019 at 3:14 pm
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    This kid couldn’t make it a week in the real woods

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  • July 26, 2019 at 7:14 pm
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    People like Cambo always say that they'll be alright in the event that the shit hits the fan, but if the shit hits the fan, the first place a lot of hungry people are going to turn (after the supermarkets have been raided) is the woods. So he'd have 10,000 percent more competition to survive on what the woods offer. I think the best thing for Cambo is that society keeps on ticking over like normal, so he can be left in peace.

    Same thing with WWIII. Could you go to the woods in WWIII? Well, it really depends on what kind of weapons they're using. Tanks and bombs? Perhaps. Nukes? No. Nuclear blasts and radioactive fallout don't exactly respect the woods, if they come within touching distance.

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  • July 28, 2019 at 6:38 am
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    Lad is born with his cap on ^^

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  • July 28, 2019 at 12:28 pm
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    Spent 2 years alone in the forest and you still don't know how to fillet a fish or properly clean that shit

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  • July 30, 2019 at 12:54 am
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    "Well she got pregnated"

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  • July 31, 2019 at 5:22 am
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    he aint so off the grid since vice found him

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  • July 31, 2019 at 8:10 pm
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    (((HARMONY KORINE)))

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  • August 1, 2019 at 12:10 am
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    Thats the thing country folk is they know how to tell a real good story that will keep you intrested.

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  • August 2, 2019 at 1:51 am
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    Slumerican boy!!!!! Dats catfish bobby!!!!!!

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  • August 4, 2019 at 4:08 am
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    Farcry 5's new DLC looking gooood

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  • August 7, 2019 at 5:40 am
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    korine you're a legend

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  • August 9, 2019 at 2:23 am
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    I hate VICE, but this guy is AWESOME!

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  • August 9, 2019 at 4:20 am
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    “I can’t even really tell you what the stock market is”
    People that spend 4 years in college for economics can’t tell you the stock market is buddy.

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  • August 13, 2019 at 4:33 am
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    If he did not change for her they would most likely be together.

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  • August 15, 2019 at 3:37 am
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    Def your weirdest one Vice!!!

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  • August 15, 2019 at 5:28 am
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    I live in East TN. Guys like this are dime a dozen

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  • August 17, 2019 at 6:47 am
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    Love his "Red Dawn" reference.

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  • August 17, 2019 at 3:42 pm
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    Yelawolf is where i found this guy. Crazy

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  • August 21, 2019 at 2:45 pm
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    u don't wanna go through his path being a "dark boy" and he is also super gay .

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  • August 23, 2019 at 1:49 am
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    I’m pretty interested by this young guy definitely jealous in some ways But part of me cannot help but to wonder if this is just really truly how he is or if he puts on a little bit of this backwoods country thing for the camera or Like acting a
    But. Like he really does talk and act like he’s a 75-year-old war veteran on a front porch. Like the whole oh I don’t know what year is it dude you’re 21. Now don’t get me wrong I can definitely get the what day of the week and what month is it shit

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  • August 23, 2019 at 10:32 am
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    I feel safer out in the woods then at home, my mom tried to smother me with a pillow…..wow.

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  • August 23, 2019 at 10:36 am
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    WW3, he will out live us all

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  • August 23, 2019 at 12:55 pm
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    The reason I'm the way i am today is because of this man. I used to feel boxed in. When I seen this video it changed me. I am free now and my anxiety has gone away. I'm proud of the way i have become today and I never give up anymore.

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  • August 25, 2019 at 1:15 am
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    I am old enough to be your grandpa and I must say I admire you. Wish you were my Grandson.

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  • August 27, 2019 at 9:06 pm
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    Kid can sure as hell spin a fine yarn, great narration, harmony has a knack for finding these characters

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  • August 30, 2019 at 12:17 am
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    Yeah sure that guys real. Ok. Yep. Great.

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  • August 31, 2019 at 9:51 am
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    "She had ah, camo bikini top on"

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  • September 1, 2019 at 12:00 am
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    What the fuck was the point of this shit. ..

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  • September 1, 2019 at 5:54 am
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    We need more Cambo

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  • September 1, 2019 at 12:41 pm
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    I understand the comedy, the shock value, etc.
    But as I age, I understand this man. I want to live with him in that hole..waiting for red dawn.

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  • September 4, 2019 at 5:09 am
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    Mossy oak bowie knife???

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  • September 5, 2019 at 8:21 pm
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    this ia the guy u need on zombie Apocalypse

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  • September 14, 2019 at 5:02 am
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    Literally just ate at waffle house with him haha

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  • September 26, 2019 at 3:08 pm
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    5:37

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  • September 27, 2019 at 5:06 am
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    harmony korine is the same person who made gummo

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  • October 1, 2019 at 8:22 pm
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    Послушайте этого идиота, он забрался в пещеру и чувствует себя безопасно, тупой. Где второй и третий выъхо из пещеры дурачек?

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