– [Interviewer] Alright, so who are you, and what do you do? – My name is Alexander James Knost, currently reside in
Costa Mesa, California. I surf for a living
and do a bunch of other miscellaneous pastimes, but any who… (energetic music) Another Costa Rica
story, when I was little, we went to Witch’s Rock, I was like 14. And we’re surfing all day,
Witch’s Rock, always point, I’m there with Mark Martinson, Robert August, my father, waves are shit hot, y’know, best day of my life. Like, puka shell
necklace, vibes were high, go home, I’m sleeping in this twin bed, my dad’s in another bed next to me, and it seemed like a dream. I don’t exactly remember
what had transpired, but I remember being on top
of the bed, butt naked again, with the sheets over my head like ah, ah! My dad wakes up and he’s
like what are you doing? And I’m like (starts screaming) I was running around like
Beavis and Butthead y’know like. And my dad’s just like holy
shit, Alex lost his mind, and Robert’s like fuck, I think your kid’s fucking
(bleep) or something. And what ended up happening
is I surfed all day, completely dehydrated, next thing you know I wake up and I’m butt naked
with three grown men around me. And I’m like shy at this point, I’m like 14 or something, y’know? In a cold shower with my dad, they’re all looking at me like. And there’s three men and I’m
like what the fuck am I doing? (men laugh) In a bathtub with ice? I snapped out of it and they were like, we thought you went crazy, you’ve been running around the house, hiding in closets with
a sheet over your head for an hour and a half in your sleep. They took me to this hospital,
the closest hospital, which is just south of Tamarindo. My dad thinks he’s doing
the dignified thing, we walk in the hospital,
we’re all barefoot. People are like, screaming,
crying pregnant ladies. We’re in there and my dad
just like looked at me after we waited for two
hours and he’s like, alright let’s get out of here, so, we left, that was good. And then we went back to Witch’s Rock, this is another directors cut,
or something, of the story. We go out the next day, the
waves are shit hot again, and my dad comes up to me and he’s like, he’s a good surfer, the board whacked me in the head. And to this day, he can’t
smell or taste, still. – [Interviewer] After
getting hit in the face? Just one…? – Knocked all of his senses
out, yeah, a surfboard. – [Interviewer] Whose surfboard? – His own! I was telling the story,
did you not get this? Come on dude, it’s your job. – [Interviewer] I didn’t
know that could happen, you just get hit in the fucking
head and you can’t smell? – Yeah, he can’t smell or taste. – [Interviewer] Since that day? – Since that day. Alright I don’t have any
other ones, maybe I do but. (yells) (energetic music) – You’re confused, you’re alone, it’s Saturday night, you have no pants on, click here to watch more.

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10 thoughts on “Alex Knost Runs Around Naked! | Classic Tales | VANS

  • July 2, 2019 at 11:30 am

    Had to click on this just to see if that guy really looks like that.

  • July 2, 2019 at 11:36 am


  • July 2, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    Please bring Tony Alva on the show

  • July 2, 2019 at 1:43 pm

    Is that a 'Spaceman 3' T-shirt he's wearing??

  • July 3, 2019 at 1:03 am

    there have been some good ones but this one so far is at the top

  • July 3, 2019 at 4:38 am

    u need wash ur shirt mane , or in neck throat agane mane

  • July 3, 2019 at 6:16 am

    Wildest one yet! Love it

  • July 5, 2019 at 5:08 am

    Chequen mi canal, necesito sponsors :/

  • August 1, 2019 at 1:03 am

    this dude is still as goofy as he was 10 years ago #newportkook


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