What the [expletive] is bobsleigh? Can I say that? It’s Cosmo, right? Hey everybody! I’m Adam Rippon and I love judging people,
and today I’m gonna judge Olympic sports from easy to hard. I mean this sounds difficult. This can go up at the top. Bobsleigh. OK, alpine skiing. I have to move bobsleigh down. (Groan) Alright, alpine skiing. Seems like difficult because it involves like,
trees. But alpine is one of my favorite Bed Bath
& Beyond candles… so I’ll put it right above bobsleigh. About even. Curling? Our curling team was amazing because the team
captain every time we saw each other, he called me Meryl Streep. So for that, I unfortunately still need to
put this at the bottom. Biathlon. When I was a teenager, I also thought I was
biathlon… and then later in life I realized no, I’m not. I’m fully ‘athlon. And that was really hard for me, but it was
easier than bobsleigh. So, just… because we’re all a little bi….athlon. OK, figure skating. So I think figure skating is hard, but maybe
it’s equal. I’m gonna just… I’m gonna do an even, but higher, you know
what I mean? That’s equality, like the same… but better. Luge? Hell yeah. That’s when you lay down on the sled. I'll just do like… I mean, well, you just lay down I guess. OK, this is hard. Short track speed skating. OK, I’m gonna put this here. This actually looks like a vision board now. It looks beautiful. Snowboarding? OK, um, I’m gonna put this adjacent to figure
skating because Chloe Kim could literally eat a churro and still win gold. I’ll do this because actually I like Chloe
Kim, as a human. I’ll keep her close to me, but lower than
me. Is that fair? Ice hockey. I mean, I’m a sucker for all ice sports
and I’m a sucker for the whole entire women’s hockey team because they loved me when I was
there. That’s a quality in people that I like,
love. So, I’m gonna give them the upper hand. I’ll go here. Speed skating. Alright, this is so long. That’s a lot further up… that’s not
fair. Oh wait, hold on, this is making me look like a [expletive]
I need to make figure skating harder. Freestyle skiing? Just like alpine skiing. Alright, ski jumping. Yeah, I’m gonna put this one at the top
because these people are [expletive] nuts. Poor curling, Jesus Christ. All the way so far down. They were so nice to me at least I can do
that. And there you have it. Most of the winter OIympic sports ranked from
hardest… to curling. Bye.

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42 thoughts on “Adam Rippon Savagely Ranks Olympic Sports | Cosmopolitan

  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    “Ranked from hardest to curling”
    I’m cRYING

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    I'm crying. Everything he says- Adam is a legend and no one can convince me otherwise.

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    I had no idea what half of these where

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    what a fucking savage, this guy is hillarious XD

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    adam you're the cutest but gurl what are u wearing? did u bring that outfit from home, or did u buy the materials at michael's on the way?

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    He's eyes are beautyfull

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    thumbs up on the video but thumbs down on the outfit

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    I freaking love this guy

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    "They loved me when I was there, that's a cuality in people that like, I love"

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    From hardest, to curling

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    “Cause we’re all a little bi… athlon”

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    Y'all known this is some dirt talk but just in denial… Lol

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    does that mean he's into women too?

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    I do speed skating on rollerblades and that shit is so hard plus the injuries can be crazy. I know someone who crashed into a wall when she was training, broke her knee cap in half and the top half of the bone completely shattered

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    What the hell is he wearing. I'm all for fashion, but that outfit is not doing justice.

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    I'm fully athalon, too.

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    The absolute apathy in all of this is the best shit in the world

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    rythmic gymnastics is the hardest!

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    0:55 this part just destoyed me! XD

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    Why does everything he say sound so unintentionally sexual?
    "…move this at the top", "at the bottom", "hard for me", "lay down on the sled", "I'm a sucker", "so long"…
    Love it 🙂

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    honestly I'm into curling and I'm not even offended.

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    Love everything about Adam 🙏🏾😘🇨🇦🇵🇦

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    so now i want him to judge my colleagues.

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    😂😂😂I love Adam he’s up there with the new generation of olympian that like… tweet and over sleep and aren’t homophobic, and still win
    “when I was little I though I was bi…-athalon” honey ME TOO

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    "this is making me look like a [expletive] i need to make figure skating harder" skfjnakfls

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    "Poor curling. Jesus Christ, all the way so far down" * pans downward 3 feet away from all other sports * omg lol I'm dying

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    "Chloe Kim could literally eat a churro and still win gold" iconic

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    I just LOVE him

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    I’ll keep her close to me, but lower

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    And Adam's dual, or should I say, bi-career as an Olympic athlete and standup comedian, is officially underway

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    We're all a little bi…athelon

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    Adam is a mood

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    Adam Rippon is a mood.

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    He looks like he's wearing waders AND the fishing net LOL

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    Omg that outfit is the worst

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    ok this outfit is a toot

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    If I don't watch this video at least once a day, I can't feel iconic literally 🔥🔥🔥

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    Every interview with him makes me smile without fail

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  • May 31, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    i watch this whenever im sad and then im happy again

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