(MIC FEEDBACK) (POPS TONGUE)
It’s the Basic Ball. A ball for the rest
of the LGBT cuties. And tonight,
we all serve ferocity, whether you’re Mother Exhausted
from the House of Tired. Or one of the eternal children
of the house of Forever 21. -♪ (DANCE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
-Y’all better bring it! The category
is clinical depression. For all my children serving
chemical imbalanced realness. That’s right, make your way
to the floor if you can. You are tired! You are unmedicated
for the gods! (CHEERING) Walk for the judges.
Now vogue. Oh, I see you eating carbs.
I see you. I see you too depressed
to leave the house. I’m looking for sadness.
I’m looking Eeyore in Dior. (CHEERING CONTINUES) Oh, she is serving you
a whole nap! Bitch is in full deep REM sleep
on the floor. Judges, your scores.
Ten, ten, ten. Diagnosis is depression. The next category
is barbecue daddies. -♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
-Come through, barbecue daddies. Oh, yes. I have two daddies
and they are serving leather and linen.
They’re serving me, “Let’s argue about routes
to work.” “I take the 405 to PCH.” “Oh, I just stay on Caheunga
the whole way down.” You’ll gag.
They are cookout ready, Betty. Oh, he didn’t start the grill
until everybody showed up, and now, you won’t be eating
till nighttime. He’s late. He’s basic as fuck.
It’s breathtaking. You better work.-♪ Damn ♪
-(CHEERING ERUPTS) Oh, he is passing out
matching shirts at the family reunion.
Barbecued realness. Layers, judges. Layers. Serving mispronounces-all-
of-your-friends’-names-wrong
realness. Serving “calls your friend
Terrell, ‘your friend Tyrell.'” Judges, your cards please.
Ten, nine, nine. Family reunion daddy,
grab your trophy. -♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
-Running errands. The next category
is running errands. Oh, did you remember
your reusable canvas bag? I’m having all of it.
Oh, work, girl, she has all the receipts.
Yes, she knows the return policy and she will not take
store credit, baby. Oh, yes, she’s running
a quick errand and didn’t think anyone would
see her, but uh-oh! Uh-oh! You ran into your boss. Now, he knows you don’t have
eyebrows, bitch. (CHEERING) She’s serving you
a full Whoopi Goldberg. Judges, your scores, please. Ten, ten, tens across the board. And now, it’s time
for the grand finale. The category is just awkward
in the body. Oh, there’s nothing wrong
with you. You’re just awkward
in the body. Yes. Oh, you are so awkward.
You are serving me, “We both said goodbye,
but now we’re walking in the same direction”
awkwardness. Oh, the waiter just said
“Enjoy your meal,” and this bitch said, “You too.”
You too! Bitch, he’s not eating!
He’s at work. Oh. My. God! The try hardiness! Yes, she’s the queen
of awkwardness. Judges. Ten. Shut up. Ten. Ten!
Across the board. Oh, and that’s
the walk of the night. -♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪
-Yes!

A Black Lady Sketch Show | The Basic Ball (Full Sketch) | HBO

100 thoughts on “A Black Lady Sketch Show | The Basic Ball (Full Sketch) | HBO

  • August 23, 2019 at 9:37 am
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    UNMEDICATED FOR THE GODS!!

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  • August 23, 2019 at 3:59 pm
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    I'm tired of them coming for me with these attacks on basic πŸ˜’

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  • August 23, 2019 at 4:01 pm
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    DAYUM! lol!!!

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  • August 23, 2019 at 5:26 pm
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    I DIE everytime he says "You too. YOU TOO!? BITCH HE'S NOT EATING HE'S AT WORK!!"

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  • August 23, 2019 at 10:48 pm
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    I am… awkward in the body an depression. Lol

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  • August 24, 2019 at 1:06 am
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    EXCELLENCE!!!!

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  • August 24, 2019 at 2:39 am
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    The queen of awkwardness was fucking hilarious, she's funny as hell

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  • August 24, 2019 at 3:35 am
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    This was so odd but I loved it? Lol I’m still confused but in a good way? Lol

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  • August 24, 2019 at 4:09 am
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    I hate it when I say "you too" to the wait staff. That is so me! Lol

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  • August 24, 2019 at 4:33 am
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    Sees Bob … automatically does dramatic β€œpurse first” walk

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  • August 24, 2019 at 5:44 am
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    This is hilarious

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  • August 24, 2019 at 5:52 am
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    Please give the writer (s) an Emmy immediately.

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  • August 24, 2019 at 5:56 am
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    Absolute genuine comedy!!!

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  • August 24, 2019 at 7:46 am
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    LOL…it's PCH bob not PHC!!! 😁

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  • August 24, 2019 at 12:59 pm
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    This is hilarious!!!

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  • August 24, 2019 at 3:03 pm
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    β€œ….unmedicated for the gawds!!!!”

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  • August 24, 2019 at 6:51 pm
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    Bruh this is funny as fuck πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ β€œyou too you too.. bitch he’s not eating he’s working β€œ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

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  • August 24, 2019 at 6:58 pm
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    I don't get anything at all.

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  • August 24, 2019 at 7:59 pm
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    AWKWARD IN THE BODY im dead

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  • August 24, 2019 at 8:06 pm
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    Bob, did you write this? 'Cause I think I woke the neighbors laughing!

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  • August 24, 2019 at 8:51 pm
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    Pose: the Basic Olympics

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  • August 24, 2019 at 8:53 pm
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    β€œThe waiter just said enjoy your meal and you said you too. BITCH HES NOT EATING HES AT WORK” πŸ˜‚πŸ’€πŸ€‘. The amount of times I’ve done that

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  • August 24, 2019 at 9:01 pm
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    Brilliant.

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  • August 24, 2019 at 9:23 pm
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    Uh -oh, uh-oh you ran into your boss now he knows you don't have eyebrows…bitch 🀣🀣🀣

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  • August 24, 2019 at 9:32 pm
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    Shout out to the 400 lames that disliked this 😝

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  • August 25, 2019 at 12:33 am
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    Absolutely genius πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

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  • August 25, 2019 at 12:59 am
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    AWKWARD IN THE BODY

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  • August 25, 2019 at 1:44 am
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    This is amazing.

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  • August 25, 2019 at 2:09 am
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    Unbelievable

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  • August 25, 2019 at 3:09 am
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    She has ALL the receipts… yes she knows return policy! And she will NOT take store credit!

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  • August 25, 2019 at 8:10 am
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    I fucking love this 😫😭😍

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  • August 25, 2019 at 11:38 am
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    Lol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚..not awkward in the body…I am done

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  • August 25, 2019 at 12:10 pm
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    The depression and awkward one speak to me

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  • August 25, 2019 at 1:25 pm
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    The waiter said enjoy your meal and bitch said you too!! – my soul left my body πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ stop talking about me 😭😭

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  • August 25, 2019 at 3:08 pm
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    He popped his tongue πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • August 25, 2019 at 3:13 pm
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    I am so running errands…. with no eyebrows πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • August 25, 2019 at 3:34 pm
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    I see you eating carbs πŸ˜‚πŸ

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  • August 25, 2019 at 5:42 pm
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    I have clinical depression and Im awkward af. This made me smile so hard..😁😁😁

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  • August 25, 2019 at 7:22 pm
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    I love how it’s a parody of POSE lol

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  • August 25, 2019 at 7:48 pm
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    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • August 25, 2019 at 9:14 pm
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    She serving a full Whoopi Golderbg lol eeeeiiiissssshhhh

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  • August 25, 2019 at 9:26 pm
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    They are giving me β€œlet’s argue about Ralph’s to work” πŸ’€β˜ οΈ

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  • August 25, 2019 at 9:46 pm
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    The waiter said enjoy your meals.
    And you said you too.
    Why this me fr tho.
    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • August 25, 2019 at 10:47 pm
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    I was having a shit day and then B.O.B. happened πŸ₯°

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  • August 26, 2019 at 1:48 am
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    Dude who didn't start the grill until everyone showed up….winner!!!

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  • August 26, 2019 at 1:56 am
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    Omg… wtf???

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  • August 26, 2019 at 2:16 am
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    Wtf? Lmao! Depression realness. Edit. You all served up the God's tonight. Well done.

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  • August 26, 2019 at 3:19 am
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    The house of exhausted is my life right now

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  • August 26, 2019 at 7:02 am
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    3:27 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • August 26, 2019 at 7:35 am
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    She has ALL the receipts…that is so me.

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  • August 26, 2019 at 11:17 am
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    I was feeling awkward in the body lmaoooo

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  • August 26, 2019 at 5:07 pm
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    yo i rewound this 5 times just for him popping his tongue 🀣🀣

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  • August 26, 2019 at 5:26 pm
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    Awkward in the body is me all day! Lol

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  • August 26, 2019 at 5:39 pm
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    A Black Lady Sketch Show is BRILLIANT on so many levels

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  • August 26, 2019 at 5:42 pm
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    Bob! These ladies just keep the business coming. I absolutely love them!

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  • August 26, 2019 at 7:14 pm
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    I work with some of those children of the Forever 21!!!! lol

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  • August 26, 2019 at 7:28 pm
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    Bob the Drag queen made this sketch!!! But awkward in the body! The waiter just said enjoy your meal, and u said u too. Bitch he’s not eating he’s a t work!!! I rewound this sketch so many times cause I could not stop laughing

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  • August 26, 2019 at 7:49 pm
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    This had me crying. Clinical depression, she's serving a whole nap. Awkward in the body πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ also one of the judges got my same hairstyle. πŸ€—

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  • August 26, 2019 at 8:33 pm
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    😹😹😹

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  • August 26, 2019 at 8:44 pm
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    Funniest skit I've watched from this show and they are all great. Giving me tears streaming down my face realness!! 10s across the board!!!

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  • August 26, 2019 at 11:33 pm
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    Unmedicated 4 da godzπŸ₯΄πŸ˜sounds about right

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  • August 26, 2019 at 11:47 pm
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    I wanna acknowledge the girl in the red plaid shirt with the fro in the background who was so live! I loveee your energy!❀

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  • August 27, 2019 at 1:25 am
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    Mother Exhausted from the House of Tired. Me!

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  • August 27, 2019 at 3:07 am
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    Bitch he’s at work lmfaoooo

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  • August 27, 2019 at 3:23 am
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    Oh my God! The try hardiness! LOL

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  • August 27, 2019 at 3:57 am
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    I see you eating carbs, I see you

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  • August 27, 2019 at 1:25 pm
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    This was hilarious! I suffer depression and love my naps. It's great when you can laugh at yourself!!πŸ˜‚ Don't get me started on running errands LMAO!!

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  • August 27, 2019 at 5:25 pm
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    This is not fair not all basic people are depressed. We just like to be comfortable. Lol lol lol.

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  • August 27, 2019 at 6:23 pm
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    The way the family reunion dad came out was giving me actual ballroom realness.

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  • August 27, 2019 at 6:29 pm
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    Omg it's BOB

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  • August 27, 2019 at 7:15 pm
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    Unmedicated for the Gods! Lol

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  • August 27, 2019 at 8:45 pm
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    I am dead…love it!!!

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  • August 27, 2019 at 9:03 pm
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    β€œYou too?! Bitch he’s not eating, he’s at work” πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ OMG

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  • August 27, 2019 at 11:41 pm
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    My favorite one so far

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  • August 28, 2019 at 2:20 am
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    10, shut up, 10, 10!

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  • August 28, 2019 at 5:41 am
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    I would be a shoe in for 2nd place in β€œawkward in the body” and β€œerrands”

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  • August 28, 2019 at 6:39 am
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    When I first wanted this I didn't understand wtf was happening. But when I watched it again I was tearing up with laughter. BOB I CANT WITH U. I AM LOOKING FOR EEYORE IN DIOR. AM DONEπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • August 28, 2019 at 7:21 am
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    β€œAwkward in the body”. ME!!!

    Airport check-in lady: Enjoy your flight!
    ME: You too

    Proceeds to hide under a rock to die of embarrassment

    Sometimes I say something awkward and the moment replays in my head for years!!!

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  • August 28, 2019 at 9:25 am
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    I LOVE THIS SOOOOO MUCH!!

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  • August 28, 2019 at 1:57 pm
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    "Bitch, he not eating!" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • August 28, 2019 at 5:31 pm
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    Omfg "you too! You too! Bih he isn't eating! He is at work!" Stomp had me πŸ’€

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  • August 28, 2019 at 5:34 pm
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    Crumbling to the ground, whilst still trying to vogue… then the finale… that Leg raise πŸ‘ŒπŸΎπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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  • August 28, 2019 at 9:17 pm
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    I wonder how many takes they have to do without screaming laughing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • August 28, 2019 at 11:37 pm
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    Yesssss

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  • August 29, 2019 at 1:00 am
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    Work that blanket clutch!

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  • August 29, 2019 at 5:42 am
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    Did bob just say PHC instead of PCH lmao

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  • August 29, 2019 at 8:17 am
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    I feel at home 🏑

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  • August 29, 2019 at 4:21 pm
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    Sooo nobody gonna bring up Chappelle's player haters ball? lol

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  • August 29, 2019 at 5:00 pm
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    The waiter said, "Enjoy your meal and bitch you said, "You too." The waiter is not even eating! LMAO!

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  • August 29, 2019 at 7:18 pm
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    I don't think I have loved anything so much in my whole damn life! πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • August 29, 2019 at 9:36 pm
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    This. Is. Iconic!

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  • August 29, 2019 at 9:38 pm
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    PLEASE LET THIS BE A RETURNING SKETCH PLEASE

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  • August 29, 2019 at 10:02 pm
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    β€œMake your way to the floor… if you can”

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  • August 30, 2019 at 12:01 am
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    This ball made me feel valid

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  • August 30, 2019 at 12:28 am
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    Pose has nothing on Basic Ball!!! Love it! πŸ˜‚

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  • August 30, 2019 at 1:16 am
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    Lol! Emcee is serving me Life. With a pussybow tie. πŸ˜‚

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  • August 30, 2019 at 1:48 am
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    I am running errands woman. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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  • August 30, 2019 at 4:05 am
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    I can't! "He JUST started the grill when ya'll showed up. Now you wont be eating till night time." toooo acccuurrate.

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  • August 30, 2019 at 4:09 am
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    NOT RUNNING ERRANDS ND YOU RAN INTO YOUR BOSS ND HE KNOW U DONT HV EYEBROWS ROCKING THE WHOOPI GOLDBERG REALLY PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING!!!

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