Yeah Halloween which means
it’s time to violate doctor
patient confidentiality with America’s
scariest game show. What’s in your body.
Well. Thanks fellas.
You in top form tonight. Now without this first hole
none of us would be here today. Of course we’re talking
about the butthole. If you dig any deeper you’ll
come out of a Chinese person. What are they going to
pull out of that pooper. All right enough
with the guesses . A pill bottle. Maybe he got frustrated
with the childproof cap and just shoved the whole thing
up his ass. Next body. Humans have miles
of intestines so there could literally
be anything in there. All right. A lighter.
A condom. And some batteries . A junk drawer if you keep
rooting around I bet there’s a soy sauce packet
in there too. Next body. That’s not a wimpy cushion.
It’s a stomach. Shut up. You need a toothbrush.
Wait. Oh. Oh God. I. Was 20. To. 22 toothbrushes. Imagine how expensive
it would be if those roll sonic hairs
the replacement brush heads are where they really
gouge your last body. All right. Don’t be distracted
by that thick juicy uncircumcised dark meat. The body part that concerns us
is his leg. What are they yanking
out of it. Silence. A thresher blade
from a tractor. I wonder if they have
a statue of this accident over at Farmer’s Insurance. And that’s how you play
what’s in your body. Well thanks again boys.
I think they’re guys. What are those doctors
digging for. Let’s find out and no one’s
favorite new game show. What’s in your body. Thanks boys. We really
should use our house band more. It’s time to guess
what’s in his body. All right let’s start
with this man’s mouth hole. Voting is now open . That’s right. It’s a ranch. That’s why I never loan
anyone my tools. All right. Next body. This whole is a rectum
medically known as the butthole. Chains all solid gases.
All right. Heads Axe body spray.
Much to the surgeon’s delight. No no no . The only thing
that smells worse than ass I don’t think
those guys are doctors. Ah it is time
for our final body. OK. This stanky hole
is my second favorite and both my sisters have one. It’s the badge hole.
Be respectful. This is a lady. No It’s crowning. No more guesses .
It’s a non CFL light bulb. She had a good idea
and she shoved it up her food. Bonus points
if you guessed the wattage. And that’s how you play.
What’s in your body. There’s definitely something
lodged his pie hole and I’ll give you
a hint it’s not pie. Any guesses. Squirrel. Pull in his clothes.
So. I. Took. Yeah.
It was an iPhone. Get that thing into
a bowl of rice stack. Next body.
The hole is an ear. But what disgusting treasure
lies within . No more gases . Well Jiminy Cricket
is a live cricket. It probably helped him
sleep at night. All those soothing
nature sounds. Next body. The doctors made
a hole in his tum tum. But what will
they pull out now. That was a good. Sign. Three spoons and two boards. Guess it was that my housekeeper
steal my silverware after all. Weird. Esperanza. I am sorry if you get back
into the country. The job is yours again.
All right. Last body. I consider our final hole the workhorse
of the entire body. I’m talking about
that juicy gooey butthole. Now. What’s in it. OK OK. Just keep going. All right.
When will it end. See it wasn’t a bad
get it was a deal though. Oh. We’re gonna need
a bigger boat. And that’s how you play it
once in your body. Thanks again boy.