Yeah Halloween which means
it’s time to violate doctor
patient confidentiality with America’s
scariest game show. What’s in your body.
Well. Thanks fellas.
You in top form tonight. Now without this first hole
none of us would be here today. Of course we’re talking
about the butthole. If you dig any deeper you’ll
come out of a Chinese person. What are they going to
pull out of that pooper. All right enough
with the guesses . A pill bottle. Maybe he got frustrated
with the childproof cap and just shoved the whole thing
up his ass. Next body. Humans have miles
of intestines so there could literally
be anything in there. All right. A lighter.
A condom. And some batteries . A junk drawer if you keep
rooting around I bet there’s a soy sauce packet
in there too. Next body. That’s not a wimpy cushion.
It’s a stomach. Shut up. You need a toothbrush.
Wait. Oh. Oh God. I. Was 20. To. 22 toothbrushes. Imagine how expensive
it would be if those roll sonic hairs
the replacement brush heads are where they really
gouge your last body. All right. Don’t be distracted
by that thick juicy uncircumcised dark meat. The body part that concerns us
is his leg. What are they yanking
out of it. Silence. A thresher blade
from a tractor. I wonder if they have
a statue of this accident over at Farmer’s Insurance. And that’s how you play
what’s in your body. Well thanks again boys.
I think they’re guys. What are those doctors
digging for. Let’s find out and no one’s
favorite new game show. What’s in your body. Thanks boys. We really
should use our house band more. It’s time to guess
what’s in his body. All right let’s start
with this man’s mouth hole. Voting is now open . That’s right. It’s a ranch. That’s why I never loan
anyone my tools. All right. Next body. This whole is a rectum
medically known as the butthole. Chains all solid gases.
All right. Heads Axe body spray.
Much to the surgeon’s delight. No no no . The only thing
that smells worse than ass I don’t think
those guys are doctors. Ah it is time
for our final body. OK. This stanky hole
is my second favorite and both my sisters have one. It’s the badge hole.
Be respectful. This is a lady. No It’s crowning. No more guesses .
It’s a non CFL light bulb. She had a good idea
and she shoved it up her food. Bonus points
if you guessed the wattage. And that’s how you play.
What’s in your body. There’s definitely something
lodged his pie hole and I’ll give you
a hint it’s not pie. Any guesses. Squirrel. Pull in his clothes.
So. I. Took. Yeah.
It was an iPhone. Get that thing into
a bowl of rice stack. Next body.
The hole is an ear. But what disgusting treasure
lies within . No more gases . Well Jiminy Cricket
is a live cricket. It probably helped him
sleep at night. All those soothing
nature sounds. Next body. The doctors made
a hole in his tum tum. But what will
they pull out now. That was a good. Sign. Three spoons and two boards. Guess it was that my housekeeper
steal my silverware after all. Weird. Esperanza. I am sorry if you get back
into the country. The job is yours again.
All right. Last body. I consider our final hole the workhorse
of the entire body. I’m talking about
that juicy gooey butthole. Now. What’s in it. OK OK. Just keep going. All right.
When will it end. See it wasn’t a bad
get it was a deal though. Oh. We’re gonna need
a bigger boat. And that’s how you play it
once in your body. Thanks again boy.

22 Toothbrushes and Counting: The Best of “What’s in Your Body?” – Tosh.0
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72 thoughts on “22 Toothbrushes and Counting: The Best of “What’s in Your Body?” – Tosh.0

  • September 21, 2019 at 10:01 pm
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    love your channel keep up the hard work

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  • September 21, 2019 at 10:01 pm
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    Fun fact: It's harder to read if you smile😊

    Nah just kidding I just wanted you to smile have a nice day😊😊😊

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  • September 21, 2019 at 10:01 pm
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    First I love tosh tv I always comment

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  • September 21, 2019 at 10:06 pm
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    I can't believe I got here before 1.2k comments

    subscribe to my channel now!!

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  • September 21, 2019 at 10:07 pm
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    Thank you. I wasn’t planning on having sweet dreams tonight anyways…

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  • September 21, 2019 at 10:08 pm
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    Welp there go's my breakfast

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  • September 21, 2019 at 10:11 pm
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    Dude what the fuck!?

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  • September 21, 2019 at 10:12 pm
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    Wtf is wrong with humans these days 😳😨🤢

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  • September 21, 2019 at 10:12 pm
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    I go to the fridge when I wanna stuff my butt.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 10:15 pm
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    I'm showing this to my family who are all working in healthcare 😁

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  • September 21, 2019 at 10:16 pm
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    Tosh.o is the best show on Comedy Central

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  • September 21, 2019 at 10:22 pm
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    Legendary

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  • September 21, 2019 at 10:30 pm
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    Flatware lmao

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  • September 21, 2019 at 10:32 pm
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    Holy shit oh shit oh no how to unsee it

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  • September 21, 2019 at 10:32 pm
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    My god, right into the b hole videos… typical Tosh.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 10:34 pm
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    I like the Band better than Dan. Can they have the show?

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  • September 21, 2019 at 10:49 pm
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    👍 To the band

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  • September 21, 2019 at 10:52 pm
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    I never understood why they just don't put handles on dildos!!🤔

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  • September 21, 2019 at 10:53 pm
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    How do you get dildo balls inside your body? It's Only a mystery just like you and me

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  • September 21, 2019 at 11:07 pm
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    A fucking 💡😳👏🏻🤦🏼‍♀️😂

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  • September 21, 2019 at 11:09 pm
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    My newest favorite segment

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  • September 21, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    I just ate…yikes. Just leave it alone and let them die. PLEASE

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  • September 21, 2019 at 11:25 pm
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    I can't believe this douche is still on air.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 11:35 pm
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    🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

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  • September 21, 2019 at 11:40 pm
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    THERE WAS A LONG SHIT COVERED DILDO INSIDE YOUR BODYYYYY

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  • September 21, 2019 at 11:48 pm
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    I want to know do people actual get fucked with a toothbrush?

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  • September 21, 2019 at 11:49 pm
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    So yeah they actually fuck people with a tooth brush

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  • September 22, 2019 at 12:11 am
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    Oh My Gosh, surprised every time

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  • September 22, 2019 at 12:15 am
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    That was also the dick of the week.

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  • September 22, 2019 at 12:21 am
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    I have a hard time just swallowing normal pills. How the fuck can they swallow a wrench & toothbrushes??

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  • September 22, 2019 at 12:33 am
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    That was hard to watch even tho most of it was blurred, the band was a nice touch though

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  • September 22, 2019 at 1:04 am
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    not funny

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  • September 22, 2019 at 1:09 am
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    Hate the band

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  • September 22, 2019 at 1:10 am
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    Stop vaping underage vapers

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  • September 22, 2019 at 1:28 am
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    I heard of pups swallowing these things, but humans?! Gross!!!

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  • September 22, 2019 at 2:09 am
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    Damn. Couldn't finish this one.

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  • September 22, 2019 at 2:19 am
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    OMG why did I click on this and why can't I quit watching it?😱🤮

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  • September 22, 2019 at 2:24 am
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    Only came for the death metal!

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  • September 22, 2019 at 2:26 am
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    I keep telling myself I can't watch this but here I am at the end of this video acknowledging how weird and disgusting we are as humans!

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  • September 22, 2019 at 2:30 am
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    Wtef

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  • September 22, 2019 at 2:33 am
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    To these people the human body is a storage unit for everything but food and water

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  • September 22, 2019 at 2:33 am
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    how do you swallow 22 tooth brushes..

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  • September 22, 2019 at 2:52 am
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    Why am i born 💔
    Ps: Reply with a dot if someone likes my comment.. Lol jus curious who would like it xD

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  • September 22, 2019 at 3:48 am
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    No offense. But white people are F**in crazy!

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  • September 22, 2019 at 4:03 am
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    So many buttholes not to afend but I think this guys also gay…
    XD

    LGBTQ+ (Support)

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  • September 22, 2019 at 4:50 am
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    My erection has nothing to do with my enjoyment watching this video! 😋

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  • September 22, 2019 at 5:06 am
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    I could watch A 12 hour marathon of these and still find every single one hilarious

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  • September 22, 2019 at 5:08 am
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    This is what the alarm on a I phone feel like in the morning

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  • September 22, 2019 at 5:26 am
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    How can a person swallow wrench??? Most importantly why????

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  • September 22, 2019 at 6:00 am
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    And is monetized

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  • September 22, 2019 at 6:11 am
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    I know fucking better than to eat while watching tosh.0. Y’all are n00bs.

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  • September 22, 2019 at 6:20 am
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    Any one noticed the bold guy in the suite and tie in the back group standing when they showed the crowd the first time?

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  • September 22, 2019 at 6:29 am
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    Now start with the Spin-off "How did it get inside the body?"
    (Already have the title-song in my head.)

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  • September 22, 2019 at 6:47 am
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    Only time anything was surgically removed from my body was a baby. That’s actually wrong. 15 mos earlier I had a ruptured vertebrae removed after backfliping down a flight of stairs. Pro tip: High heels + alcohol + pills= horrific pain. As you can see I was the perfect candidate to have a baby less then a year and a half later. Fortunately for my kid and to my boyfriends disappointment, getting pregnant had me giving up my drunken ways and debauched lifestyle.

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  • September 22, 2019 at 6:47 am
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    🤔How TF did he swallow a phone?

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  • September 22, 2019 at 6:54 am
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    How are you still on the air? It's been how long?

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  • September 22, 2019 at 6:57 am
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    This show is still going on?

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  • September 22, 2019 at 8:54 am
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    these people justify my sanity.

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  • September 22, 2019 at 9:28 am
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    No slepping now.

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  • September 22, 2019 at 2:50 pm
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    It is more like 15ish feet of intestines.

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  • September 22, 2019 at 4:08 pm
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    Aren't some of these dogs???

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  • September 22, 2019 at 4:43 pm
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    I think half of these are prison mules.

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  • September 22, 2019 at 6:07 pm
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    Somehow I guessed all of them right…

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  • September 22, 2019 at 7:34 pm
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    I went to the wrong side of YouTube. I was just watching food videos man!

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  • September 22, 2019 at 11:13 pm
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    This is one of those times when you might say you threw up a little in your mouth, except you threw up a lot and your stomach's still upset.

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  • September 23, 2019 at 9:52 am
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    Well, there’s a reason I didn’t watch this in full screen mode.

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  • September 23, 2019 at 11:16 am
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    As a physician working in the ER, I once pulled a bowling trophy out of a guy's rectum.

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  • September 23, 2019 at 1:36 pm
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    I found this difficult to masturbated to

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  • September 23, 2019 at 3:56 pm
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    Why? Why did I click on this?

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  • September 23, 2019 at 7:13 pm
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    it's something, guy 😉

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  • September 24, 2019 at 2:09 am
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    Aaaaand now I have a headache.

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  • September 24, 2019 at 6:42 am
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    We need you tosh.0

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